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Why Is The US Senate Room Trending?

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0:00 but yeah there's a whole lot of heat coming from the obviously the Republican side talking about this is just I wonder how many people be at the mon Park City [Laughter] [Music] count all right so this just in a staffer was caught having booty sex in the Senate room America of the White House and are any of them senators it was um so for some reason they're hiding the names everywhere on like actual news articles but um over on X um it says it's Aiden May ssky a legislative just straight up saying the name for Ben Carden and they um wait so is is is that person the one riding or

0:52 the one doing he he's the one getting Ben Cardon is the senator yeah but then the this is the guy who works the legislative Aid is the one being the sexy boy being the butt being the dick rider does he have only fans it's they don't know why they did this yet they're they're an aid to him horny I think got horny yeah they're really comfortable though cuz like cuz if you're like boning in the office place right maybe you just like pull down your zipper and just do it real quick they were like butt naked I heard paans are very stressed out so they need to unload a lot they have their clothes folded on the side no that's like a it looks like it's one of those like it looks like it's one of those like jockstrap looking sexy things that s███'s crazy oh yeah it's like asess chaps you know what that is what is that yeah look into it

1:42 ████ Ryan man what is that it looks like assless chaps dude do Bart now do Bart now no no no no no no no I just kid I already saw it dude how many do you think they've done this before and just not gotten caught probably ████ yeah dude probably but naked like that so comfortable there's hella tunnels at like white house and all these other places and they why they ████ in the tunnel yeah no no they would move girls in and out like ████ Marilyn Monroe like she's famous for no yeah like when she was ████ uh Kennedy and they were specifically made for moving girls in and out to do the sexy time not for Secret Service not for other protection ████ none of that so like ever since this news got out this like super there's very little actual info because it's so fresh but on

2:32 Twitter AKA X the memes and everything are going off dude just everything and what a perfect time too when people are losing faith this one just says # Senate room ████ oh my God pretty good yeah just everybody's bless that one's bruised bro why would you do that and this comes right after they you know like the Scandal where somebody found cocaine in the white house and they did they just gave up on searching dude they're farting too hard then you can dust off your shoulder this is like funny dust your nose off but it almost seems like things have gotten pretty LAX in that place so wait who is the politician a republican Democrat like who is this guy Ben C I don't remember Imagine The Thrill though the guy or is it no way that's him oh God that just

3:23 made it very good this might be even harder to look at he's like the ball well he's the he's not the one in the room right the aid of eight to him was the one ████ oh oh so he's not the one ████ I don't know or maybe he's the one ████ his aid cuz you said that guy was like like y blah blah blah is Aid I mean if you look at the dick it's like good for you dude you're very vigorous for your age yeah it's his aid but it may not be him administering the aid yeah so no one knows who the dick is who the dick belongs to oh it would be way cooler if it was him administering actually would be pretty cool yeah but it's just like his Aid and then like his Aid's boyfriend or something it's like oh okay well that's probably what it is youngers yeah I just want to know how it leaked man that's what's that's I'm just like damn that's crazy there's another photo too of the aid like on one of the

4:15 counters just bent over and ████ yeah what angle is that he's bent over doing the doing a really interesting position yeah yeah it's so hard to tell like which things are trolls but then they said this is the this is the dude that's getting it that's how he really looks really which is still like that's his White House outfit who is that guy that's the aid the pants line up so far do you think when they do like a background check to like hire people it's like they see photos like this and they're like you know it's a liberal world like we're opening up our our minds and I actually think that it's probably common for highlevel politicians to ████ around like rock stars and it's just that we have this image of them to being all proper and ████ but I think they're worse than regular people well we have this different image of them like seen and stuff an hour ago an hour ago the office of Ben Carden um just released they said

5:08 Aiden ma shovsky is no longer employed by the US Senate we will have no further comment on this personal [Music] matter it's not personal though cuz they did it in public but then who's person who's the stunt dick who's the guy yeah cuz someone ████ send it to for oh they also said whoever the dick is good for them is there any leaked footage Emoji is there any leaked footage of like Nancy Pelosi yeah yeah there's boob footage I just see if anything's bouncing around let's see let's see we just we just want a bunch of deep fakes do you think she's throwing it down in the Senate I feel like everyone did I think any top level person they're just crazy like House of Cards bro they're all ████ you got to be crazy to want a job Bill Clinton got blow he in the oval all the time I bet you that's a thing like every president

5:59 has to get yeah there's there's actually there is actually footage what trying to make you watch it again oh my God wait is that angle from like a head GoPro cam this one had a ████ he had a head strap over I love the I love the looking over to show the Senate room to be like this is what yeah what the ████ yeah you want to know why it how it leaked I guarantee it's a little a little boastful brag to your buddy or whatever like look at what we're doing and then that gets sent everywhere yeah and he's going like yeah ████ on Sate Wi-Fi yeah dude for sure cuz if you don't send on Wi-Fi I gets all pixelated bro come on this true I'm trying to find the ID of the second dude but there's like nobody wants to say really well I mean it's probably hard to identify the dick yeah that's true they should do a

6:49 mandatory dick check dick check all over the Senate everywhere y yep you got to get them hard too let's be real you got to get them hard got to get them from the same angle too so everybody's got to put the go Pro on you line up isn't there cameras in those public that's what I'm saying like how do you expect to get away with yeah like why would you even do it there there are cameras because they knew that during this hour there's a 90c switch of security guards when everything blacks out for whatever re then why' you fold your clothes on the side it was dry clean they sent it out there's no evidence cuz I got to work after well that one was butt ass naked yeah the other guy wasn't no they're wearing like the same jock strap thing they wearing socks probably I'm for sure they wearing socks yeah that's what it is it's like the thing that you wear the hold your socks up because cuz you got SK CS I feel like if you want to be a rockar just be a rock star because if you get caught doing ████ like this it almost adds to your Fame yeah you

7:39 never heard of a uh that that's saying how like politics is like Fame for ugly people yes well not fame for ugly people it was like it was like that's pretty funny though it's likew yeah Hollywood for ugly entertainment for ugly people yeah cuz then they couldn't be actors and celebrities and then they they still want the want Power with unlimited funding the question now is going to be what's this guy going to do to to tr like what's his next career going to be only fans how's he going to top of this yeah like what's the he's probably going to do only fans he's probably going to be a ████ icon yeah he's an American icon this is literally America he's going to turn into an idol yeah he's like modern day Monica Linsky mhm oh ████ well nah she was goated like ████ household name that's true I already forgot this guy's his name is harder to pronounce yeah that's true he

8:30 doesn't have a very catchy name yeah yeah you need a catch you need a stage name Lewinsky and that's true unless he takes down a big politician there's no infamy with that yeah he took something down he sure did see do you guys think Putin sees ████ like this he's like ████ we're doing it all wrong or he's like my plan is working like d their ████ they do crazy ████ and they get more and more F no yeah these are these are this Russian KGB plants right here dude they're ████ you know moralizing our Congress and Senate that is pretty crazy though they yeah so that's that's the Democratic Senate is that what that is the room oh or is that the the Senate room it's for for everything but yeah there's a whole lot of heat coming from the obviously the Republican side talking about this is just I wonder how many people be

9:20 ████ at the mon Park City Council loads dude oh ████ the only person getting ████ as the American people am I right hey come on brother let's go brother let's go brother let's go

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