0:00 [Music] Welcome back to a expansive episode of the careful boys. Finger exerciser machine. What does that do? I don't know. Nick's been doing this. That's not mine. That's not mine. Neon green. So I was like, damn it. I'm distracted. It's very extensors cuz my thumb is all jack. I got the querin. Oh, it's like a rehab thing. Dquin. Oh, I thought you were doing that so you could get strong grip cuz it goes out. So so much gripping. It sounds like you're talking about the quarant I do so much gripping. I need to do the opposite. Hey, uh how can I develop a strong gorilla craft? There's so many things you can do. Okay. Well, you do like dead hanging. You could use some fat grips. You use You think rock climbers make great jiu-jitsu boys? They're probably They'll probably
0:50 be the best. All right. I'm climbing rocks. Start climbing rocks. That'll probably be the fastest way. Okay. I just want to be like constricting so then when they try to peel my hands off the ghee, you can't cuz I'm stronger than you. Grips are very important. Yeah. Do some rock climbing. You know, I'll be I'll be seeing that on like my IG fitness algo type stuff that like people like one of the most underrated things is like grip strength. They say that's like the one one of the best um ways to figure out how long you're going to live. Yeah. Is that is that real? Do you subscribe to that mentality? For sure. For sure. What about you, quiet guy? stronger you are, the the longer you're probably going to live. Really? Yeah. The more muscle I never heard that. But specific Wa! You're too strong. Oops. Specifically, grip strength correlates to ability to get stronger. Well, it's not just the grip strength. It's what the grip strength is implying. It
1:41 implies you have more muscle mass in your arms or whatever. And so that you so it's like it connects the all the other two. It's just This is an easy way to measure it. I thought it implies how hard you jack off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're not you're not squeezing your not squeezing it as hard as you can. Are you? There are times I try. Ooh, that hurts. Ooh, bad boy. It becomes like that. You know that squishy toy that pops out at the end of your slip. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Slip and slide. How's your grip shape, brother? What are you talking about, dude? I'll ████ kill you with my hands, bro. You got big hands, dude. They say like if you're a lady, you want to be able to dead you want to be able to deadh hang for about I think 90 seconds to 2 minutes. It's easier for ladies though, right? Yeah. But like it's rel cuz most
2:31 ladies their hands aren't as strong to be able to do 2 minutes. Yeah. I can't do 2 minutes. Easier, isn't it? Because of like also like what you're holding up. Kind of. But probably not. In terms of body, you can't even do a pull-up cuz most like grips for like ladies are pretty weak. Like that's just across the street is whack. Haven't you been jacked off by a girl before? It's not that strong. Not that strong. Have you had it from a man? It's pretty strong. We do it better. We do it. We do it so much better. You know what? There's no way to ████ argue with that. It's true. It's true. Don't look at me like that would be better than a girl. And you can't even Yeah, you can't dodge it. True, dude. Now, if they got calluses, it's like uncomfortable. It's never going to happen. I got calluses, but I still stroke it harder than Hannah can. That's because it's after years of training, you your dick is formed your like the banana to the hand of humans. You just
3:22 gripped it so much. You got fingerprints probably in yours already. Yeah, you do get into But can you grab your balls better than she grabbed your balls? Probably not. The odds the odds are higher that a guy is going to have a similar hand to you than a girl. Yeah. Can you stop trying to sell us this ████ I'm selling it. I'm holding this deal. I'm closing, dude. ABC. When was the last time you worked out? Um, two days ago. Oh, really? Yeah. What's What's your What's your split, bro? What's my split? I do um I work out with my 50s, baby. Like your 50 caliber. Like I'm trying to see if you're stronger than Steve. Talk about this all the time. Trying to see. I'm just curious what your like workout like regimen. Dude, if Steve ████ worked out worked out, Daff will be so strong. Yeah, I'm pretty strong. We're not ready for that because he would kill us all. You'll bully all of us. You'll
4:12 bully us. Yeah. You'll bully us physically. You would lose all your wit and you would just solve everything with punches. How often How often a week do you work out? Three times a week. Three times a week? Yep. That's too often. Tone it down. Zero. What about you? How often do you work out? I ████ break on Tuesdays. That's it. That's a workout. I don't know if I've ever seen Ryan in a gym wearing like uh gym clothes. He just wears If you do If you do, it's cuz I'm staking out that guy for a prank. Yeah, we he came by in in shorts one time. or we worked out at the gym and I was like, "Yo, what the something to notice is really funny." Like you wearing shorts with no socks on cuz like I I've seen you on the stair master in like your skinny jeans. Yeah. Really? And boots. Give me your hand. Feel that ████ 50s. Curling 50 is no joke. You're naturally like just freaking hulky though. But I work out. You don't need to though. Stop. Stop working out. I got you. It it it
5:03 actually like helps me with my brain a little bit. Like it it helps like just chill me out a little bit. That's why I do it. or else I'll be a fat ████ You feel angsty if you don't work out. I feel mad if I don't work out. Yo, I feel like I have rage inside of me if I don't work out. I'm snappy as hell, dude. I'll get mad like that, but I definitely feel like after I do it, I'm like, dude, that's what I need to do. Go to the batting cage, hit some dangers, dude. No, I'll get more mad cuz I'll just hit nothing but air. You tee it up. They are hard, dude. Dude, when you miss take it back down to 50 miles per hour, huh? Pretty mad. Yeah, 90 was a little overzealous, dude. 50 feels faster. Hey, hell yeah. And then you see little ████ hitting them, you're like, "God damn it, son of a b████." I got no follow through. I'm shanking left every time, dude. So, is it just more like therapeutic for you or do you got like fitness goals this year? Um, I'm trying to beat my weight. So, I I I worked my way back up to 50s on my dumbbells. I'm doing this for like I
5:55 don't know 4 months. And now I'm I'm trying to beat So, so now I'm bored with my 50s. Like I do like dumbbell flies with them and ████ and it's just too I'm doing like 25 of them now. So, it's like boring. flies with your 50s. Yeah. So then I got to get 60s cuz and then I want to beat the 60s and then I want to beat into the 70s and like that. That's my whole thing. And then I curl them too. So I curl them. I do dumbbell flies. I do curling 50s. Yeah. That's crazy. It's pretty hard. But that's like us curling 20s. That's pretty hot. ████ you, dude. It took a while to get back. What's your weight? What's your weight? Probably 225. Yeah, solid 225, bro. Big guy. Big guy. ████ Bricks. Can't move. You can't move this guy. Yeah. You want this guy on top of you? No way. I do want to see you arm wrestle Bart. Let's do it right now. We've arm wrestled before. Have we?
6:46 Yeah. For a video. We did a video when? Yeah. Was it recently? Right. He literally doesn't remember. Winner gets Colleen. Deal. She's like, "What? I didn't sign up for this s███." Just making her that character is really funny. She is like the only girl in the show. I know. And everyone's fighting for her. I want to compete. I want to throw my name in the ring. I'm down for us to win this challenge for you. Yeah. So that's so funny to go up to her after go, "Hey, I won you. I won you." Just so you know, she'd be like, "Great. Nothing happens." Oh, wow. So great. She be so like she's going to be mean to you for an hour. Nothing happens. Yeah. She's going to throw up at the idea of this. Kick your ass right after. Bart, is that you? Now
7:36 you don't want to arm wrestle me right now. We can. I mean, we just did it before it was on Instagram and YouTube. When? When I went I went armless all of you guys and Steve was last. I didn't years ago or some ████ I don't remember. I don't remember. You talking about Esther? No, that was Yeah, I could I'm not going to arrest I never arm wrestled you, dude. Let's go, dude. I arm wrestled with you. Get over here, dude. Get over here, dude. You're not showing any enthusiasm. You're making this content. Good. Come on, man. We're a video sweat shop. We need the views. This is really weird for you guys to both be on the same side of the table. Make sure you're in frame, Anthony. You got to You got to be You got to be diagn Oh, yeah. Right. Right here on the on the winner gets clean. Come on. Bring the ottoman over. Can we FaceTime Colleen? Hey, Ryan. FaceTime Colleen. He's
8:27 recording it on his phone. Here, I'll FaceTime her. I'll FaceTime her. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, down there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is it Is it in frame? Come on. It's good. It's good. I thought we had to sit up. What is this ████ Yeah. What is this? Squat. No, we're doing it right here. Colleen, let's do it up here. Should we do it on here? No, it's not. This It doesn't work here. You guys got to be across. It's a handicap for Bart. We're just going to do a No. Do use that. We're just going to do a whole video of us setting. Oh, that. Yeah, that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Hell yeah. Let's go. ████ I don't know, dude. I don't know this thing's strong enough. That's too thin for you guys, huh? It's too thin. We got to go this way. Like that. Sure. All right. Good luck. If you win, Colleen, be good to her, dude. Colleen, if you did, she didn't pick. If you win, if you win her, be good to her, dude. Yeah, I was. I'll be on the table. Okay. All right. She's a good person. Hey, Anthony, you got to hold it like this to make sure they're not cheating already.
9:17 Stupid, guys. I hate you. This is for Colleen Lionheart. Three, two, one, go. Oh, man. Emano. Damn, dudes. Keep getting wrecked. Damn, boy. ████ Colleen real bad. Sick. Yo, damn. Yo, this is for the boys. They're getting red, dude. Yo. Yo, Colleen, you this is perfect timing. The boys are arm wrestling for you. Winner takes all. My arm's going to fall off. Whoever wins gets to have you. That's the rules that we created. And we just want to let you know that this is just what it is. We got
10:07 Bark for 3 minutes. They've been ████ at a stalemate for 2 3 minutes. You got to You got to do something. No consent for me. No consent. The winner winner gets clean to be mean to them for an hour. That's what we said. prize is going to be. It's It's an endurance challenge. Yeah. Colleen, uh, let's go. It's like third minute. Okay. Colleen is the second wife for either of them. So stupid. Is this a stalemate or what? I think this is a stalemate. No. Wow. Hey, you dodged a bullet. You're lucky. We share now. We get to share. We share you, woman. We share you. I get
10:57 Tuesdays. That's it. I thought it was one one in each hole. Oh, all right. Bye, Cle. Enjoy your day. Hell, man. Like crazy. Hey, nice job. Good job. Wow. That was like 4 minutes, boys. That was the ████ China and America. Yeah. Yeah, guys. I was I was entertained. That was good. That was good. What a show, boys. What a show. That was good. Steve is a pretty strong guy for someone who doesn't work out. Steve is very strong. He He said he works out three times. I told I told you though if you if you work out workout this this was going to be ████ b like like ah so strong, you know? Damn. I was honestly I was getting scared. I felt so small there. Honestly, whenever I watch people arm wrestle, I
11:48 get anxious that someone's arm is going to break. Like the movie The Fly. You ever seen the movie The Fly? Oh, yeah, dude. Where the arm breaks in half, I I kind of got scared for a second, so I kind of had to turn away. You guys got really red and then afterwards you went normal color. Yeah. Yeah. I think I started seeing some shades of purple. Lot of pressure, dude. A lot of pressure. Hit the over the top. I'm trying to win. Squeeze it and hard. Dude, I saw his veins start bulging. Hart has to replenish his energy. He has to ████ eat a rice cake. I need some carbs now. Yeah, there's a protein quick. That was honestly Would you guys ever do that slap competition? ████ no. ████ no, dude. For Colleen. For Colleen though. For Colleen. Power slap to win her power slap. No, dude. No. This amount of money you have to accept to get power slap for everything. Just to receive it. By who? By the
12:40 Hawaiian dude. By the Hawaiian dude. ████ ████ like $10 million. That's like That's like asking You're like paying me to forget like the last 5 years. That s███'s concussion central, man. ████ that. That's not fun. And you have to hold a ████ pool noodle behind your back. Huh? At least slap your wife. No, no, no. Slap your wife. Power slap. Like they're they're going for it, dude. I could take Tiff's hardest shot, bro. This guy's ████ though. This guy's ████ She's like, I've been waiting for the velocity she can create. Gio probably hits harder than most dudes, I think. Straight up. I think she hits harder than me for sure. She hits hard. I kind of just want to see what it would be like to get smacked by Nikki like that. 400 sexually. Oh, sexually. Just aroused. You're going to be aroused. Then we get hard. What if she had a weapon? That's pretty cool.
13:30 Little little whip monk spade. Least amount. Least amount. Least amount. Huh? Least amount you actually have to accept for you to powers you. Be realistic. 100 G's. 100 G's. Wow. You want me to go up or low? It's pretty high. That's high. You wouldn't take 10 grand if I was like, I'll give you 10 grand to watch Gio slap you right now. You're like, no, give me 100 G's. Are you kidding? 10 G's wouldn't change my life at all. We're talking about changing. Why would your life need to be changed? Why would I get slapped? G wouldn't change my life at all. Martin has to change his life now. It can't they can't just be like little things. It's not like you got to get butt ████ or something. It's like you're just getting slapped. If it's ████ it'd be like $10 million. Oh my being butt ████ would change your life. Your wife is slapping cuz I'm an ass guy now.
14:20 I'm an ass guy. I'm an anal guy now. That's what happened. I found my G-spot. Did I overshoot it? It turns out it's my ████ I overshot the whole time. You overshot it. I guess it was How much would you get paid, bro? We did ████ We would do ████ like that for free on JK party. What? So I'm saying I saw you put hot sauce on your dick. You wouldn't let Oh yeah, that's right. I'm 40 now. I think differently. How much to put hot sauce on your dick at this age? At least California Reaper. Oh, Bill. No, no, no, no, no. Hot sauce on my dick. Yeah, at this age like maybe maybe 500 bucks like two grand or something. See, now we're talking. Now we're talking. Now I'm like, "Okay, cool. I put hot sauce on my dick and then I could take all the boys on a Vegas trip and we could like have fun." Wow, that's
15:12 very nice with two grand. Yeah. Yeah, but we're going to put on black when we get there. We all live there. Most of us live there. Spend a grand on his hotel room. You don't have to get lodging. Yeah, it's just his flight. Circus circus. I'm still going to be staying at the hotels. We could have a tight time with two grand cuz we all live there, right? But I Yeah, I think like because of my age, I think of the the use the practicality of the money. Okay. So, I'm like, well, dude, practically you can still like buy really good food, buy skin grafts for your dick. Oh, what kind of Are we talking about 1 million Skullville ████ Gio Gio might if Gio slaps his not see Gio's head. I just want to see Gio doing this to Bart like the where they size it up real quick. You know how they do that? That part cracks me up the most. covers his whole head. I just want to see my talking. She winds up. I love when
16:03 they do that, too. They set it up, dude. Maybe 10 grand. 10 grand. 10 grand to be slapped by Gio. Yeah, 10 grand. Dude, I feel really cheap right now. You feel like if you I feel like you'll do a flip. Granted, you're headed to the side of the table. I know that Nino wouldn't hit like Gio for sure, but I honestly think I'll do it for like 500 bucks. Same. Oh, Gio. Economics are wrong. I pay like $300 to get a massage right now. So if I pay that much amount of money to feel good than to not feel good, it's better be way more. I think a one time slap. Yeah, but a massage lasts an hour. One slap from those ████ Insurance stuff. You said makes sense. They could they could bust your eardrum. They could ████ your ████ The inverse of what you would pay to feel good and not be because he wants a 2x of what he pays to feel good to do. Ah, okay. But then Gio
16:55 can potentially knock This is like the Trump terrace thing. I just cracked the formula. Yeah, but Gio could potentially knock Bard out. But I don't think Nina could knock you out. But she could knock your She could knock your tooth out. Yeah, she might pop a eard drum, bro. That's That's a big problem. How's her aim? How is her aim though? Cuz you know, if you're off by a little bit, you could really like I think her aim is cuz she play volleyball. Oh, dude. She played volleyball. We're dead. She spikes you down. Why? Yeah. She was with a forehead hit like that. See Bart's tooth going through his cheek. Yeah. And you're going to have a weird lip after, too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd do it for change. But watching Bart Chin where the knockout part where they go and their hands are behind their back, bro. They go like that. Yeah. Or like the really weird ones where it's like slap Bart and then he turns into a white guy. I would love it if all five of us were like behind them to pick them up. That would be so sick. With with monster
17:46 shirts on. If she was going like this, you know, they like stare extra hard like into the person's eyes. I would probably be like every time. Well, you can't you can't close your eye. You can do whatever you want cuz someone like Yeah, they all do that. Gangsmanship. They all Yeah, for they all do that to show how hard they are. Yeah, I mean I would be like this wise. Go ahead. Cuz I ain't ████ trying to look. I know. I'm going to blink. N you're supposed to look. Go ahead. But then it psyches out the other guy. If you don't look, you don't see it coming. You're going to get for sure knocked out. Like the guys who blink right before those are the guys. You can't even brace for it. You're bracing at the wrong time. If you were to do that with Gio, would you want a turn as well? For 10 grand? Yeah. No. Can we not film it? I want to slap her as hard as I can. What if 100 grand for you to slap her?
18:36 10 grand for you to get slapped. If it's 100 grand, if you both I would have to go, "Hey, I think this is a good idea, babe. Babe, you're going to get a slight concussion, but it's like this might be a good idea for your first one. What do you Yeah. What do you think is worth buy a rental in Michigan and Cleveland? Hannah was like, um, would you slap me for Hannah Hannah asked me, she's like, would you slap me for a billion dollars? And I was like, a billion. And then I was like, it's one of those girl trap questions, right? So I was like, of course not, honey. And she goes, what? You better, dude. I'll throw down the stairs for a billion. Billion with a B. A question. What would we do to our wives for a billion dollar? Would you uppercut Nina for a billion? Uppercut like to the chin. Yeah. Did she get a mouth guard?
19:26 No. And she's jumping down from a platform. So, it's an anti-air attack. The Dly boys are lifting her head up off the ground. The Doddly Boys. And you got to punch your head. I can't cause irreparable damage. That's different. Well, I mean, you're risking a revenue, but it's a billion, dude. If you get plastic surgery, you ████ uppercutter ████ teeth. Damage that's like possible to the brain is different than like Dina's going to look at you and she's going to be break her arm. She's going to look at you. She's going to grab you by the collar and ask you to punch her as hard as you can. Yo, for a billion, you would hold her, you would have her arm and break it. I'd break her arm for a billion dollars. That seems way more mean. That seems more mean. Sounds so crazy. Yeah, that sounds more mean than punching her in the head. Like me saying I'd throw Nikki down the stairs for a billion dollars doesn't sound as mean as like
20:16 I'd break her arm. Like whoa, dude. Honey, you ready for this? Sick of you. This is This is for us. Oh man, that's crazy. But I mean sick of billionaires doing this. It seems easier to have the Dudley boys do that. You said jump off a higher platform into an uppercut. Oh, and she doesn't know that you're being paid to do it. You have to tell her afterwards. You have to tell her afterwards. Yeah. Save it for another video, guys.
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