0:00 [Music] all right in today's very very special episode we're going to have julia host this article that she has not prepped for yeah [Music] surprise surprise ambush julia for hosting you don't get a pay bomb don't even ask you don't get it i know you're a little bit traumatized but like do not get a paypal have fun try to have fun just be real serious and ask a ton of questions no pressure no ████ she knows with that pressure yeah all right uh in uh model news oh she's bringing the old school jk news in model news all right submitted by ████ you jk news wow the submissions i don't know that was my username only fans model raises 6.5 million in
0:50 two weeks to buy two football clubs one 6.5 mill two weeks two weeks oh a soccer team she bought two soccer teams i mean i'm not the it's two right it's a sheep wow what so what happened it's a she right yeah yeah a playboy model is using her only fans page to drum up funds in hopes of buying a professional football team which is the soccer team yes yes but but she's bought two teams yeah two of them that's kind of cheap right like you she got two for one of you is she about she's not buying like ████ barcelona anymore these things are about to get relegated bro i hear that's bad in uk talk oh yeah that sounds bad you earn eight million dollars on only fans in just a few weeks what's your content like wow
1:40 yeah what's her yeah this this does she do a niche like i'm gonna eat ████ popsicles while i like jack myself off or so she's sitting on balloons [Music] dude people love sitting on board sitting on balloons and sitting on birthday cakes 6.5 million only fans created i think people sit on birthday cakes this is a birthday game a lot i love it that's an interesting niche yeah it really yeah this is her okay she's got the instagram model look is her name there what's her name she looks korean really the blonde hair and blue eyes thing kind of threw me off there's something going on there she looks she looks classy yeah daniella is her name
2:30 she looks like a playboy model i'll say that yeah good for her like the half days yeah the good old days the classics so she probably doesn't do like porn porn on her only fans right like she's not like maybe doing boy girl ████ or nothing hey how did she get eight million does she do it like hey i'm trying to buy a like sports team let's crowdfund it and in return you get ████ picks for those fans like damn that makes a lot of sense that's a good fundraiser i would never pay for a ████ pick would you guys pay no dude nah that's what google images for it is like nancy pelosi maybe oh i'm paying for that i pay for that maybe if it was like a sonogram of my wife or some ████ a sonic grab that kind of that kind of ████ you want to see the depth imagine if that's filed under the same thing the doctor's like you know you're gonna have to fork up for some ████ pictures
3:20 doctors like her against my principle one of the doctors like like yo man that's ████ that's my ip right there dude that's my artwork and i don't want it to be ████ cheap just having a doctor casually talk like that like when he shows it to y'all want to print out of this ████ pic that's my costume like for memories like medical reasons or something yeah miscellaneous reasons you want a high quality print of this or you ask for a print they're like oh no we don't print ████ pics here ████ perv what do you think this place is we print him next door he's like this is an outdoor doctor's office don't you know a tour like a kovic clinic i get it oh so yeah i see okay yeah i don't know it doesn't say exactly what kind of content she posts on only fans but she is a big fan of the teams that she
4:10 bought so she just wants to be able to put like um like her her her weight into it she buying minor league soccer teams so can she potentially ruin those teams well i mean for her she's such a big fan that she wants to raise this money to help um the team level up new equipment yeah sounds like your equipment so it sounds like she's the only fan that's also a fan of another team so she only found herself so she could only fan a team yep yeah inception you know what's wild tom brady and gizelle could honestly sell a sex tape and probably raise enough money for him to buy an nfl team like i actually think that's possible yeah who wouldn't pay for that i would see it that's pretty that that'll
5:01 probably get more money than the super bowl to be honest i guarantee you yeah do you think you think tom ████ lays it down i think tom has to do but which team can he buy though the jaguars like like not like the patriots right well dude because even like small market teams like the colts right yeah 3.6 billion for the team small market team bottom 10 because they generate so much ████ cash yeah the nfl doesn't well because they do they share the revenue too so like there's like 32 teams right and they're all sharing all that revenue yeah that's crazy so i'm i'm guessing these are more like uh private clubs right because yeah for sure because i think that gotta be minor league or something that was on this club was 20 million 20 million what if we just like get into a sports that's still new a niche one and then get all the teams early because that's like stuff that's like mine that's like buying like crypto early
5:52 early that's what we need to do you know yeah something like ping pong ████ like like the ping pong ████ league yeah yeah that would be big movers with that yeah something niche something like new you know yeah yeah yeah we got a big tossing sounds wild you've never heard of the ping pong ████ show in thailand do you mean the one where they shoot ping pong they shoot ping pongs yeah so you want to make a league for them yeah business league what about non-binary dunk contest non-binary dunkers that's interesting that's cool can we raise and lower the hoops like with the electronic equipment it's just constant it's like mini golf it just keeps going up and down i like that just on a hydraulic oh it's like when you go to the arcade and you play the game and it just keeps coming back and forth and it's just you stubborn ████ what about mini golf that's the size of like maxi golf where it's like a whole course
6:42 but it takes ████ all afternoon 17 strokes for one mini golf but just with the driver wow i don't know i don't know what the difference is it's a little bit bigger of a hole how about a driving range that you can shoot it from both you can hit from both sides and you're trying to hit other people like dodge balls what about you put that ████ on a boat and then if you do move you ████ you go in the water [Laughter] so it's boat versus boat now we're thinking that's sid meier's pirates yep we gotta be game disruptors man like i think i think i think they're on to something with this whole vip golf ████ like it's like you take something that already exists and then oh live golf live eagle yes okay i like vip golf yeah it seems more red carpet yeah golf
7:33 sounds like i'm like a cocktail waitress is going to offer to blow me in the bathroom yeah and i'm into that i like that golf league yeah that's the idea of it i don't want to tarnish my brand with like making it too sexual oh so i think um something more like family friendly damn that's interesting how you were just saying like i don't want to tarnish it in that way because for her she raised up all this money for this team right and she she's like basically i think the best way to look at it is that she's a fan of this team and she wants this team to win and so she's raising money for them um and she hopes to be like more involved into it right but the team itself are saying like we can reduce no we never planned on sitting down and talking with her oh she raised the money on her own thing i think he's in there is he in there
8:23 nice son of a ████ he's so elusive sorry julia what reason it's true though we almost had him yeah so uh so the team was saying like oh yeah we never planned to like sit down and talk with her about this oh really for her she's like now she's like oh my god you guys are just like so sexist like you guys like don't like the way that i raised funds in such a unique way um so they're like sorry we can't take that ████ money dude like they're like um are always complaining well every club kind of has a right to decide like who's buying into them right i take dude if i was a team that needed funding i'd be like drug money ████ sex money like just money money like you know because i see it as when i get that money when you when i get it i'm gonna turn it
9:13 to good money oh you're laundering it you're gonna buy a plane you're laundering it for christ yeah you think ████ you think churches be like i ain't taking that devil cash they ain't saying that ████ they'll be like this is where we launder it to good money this is you give me all that bad money and then i will ████ buy gold ████ like platforms i'll make a gold jesus i'll turn it into you know yeah how many gold jesus is you ████ need us i'll make a gold everything man that's what they do is like they turn it into pure money um yeah remember that story about jesus coming in and then he flips over the table and then later on they make the churches out of gold yup plot twists right they talk about jesus in there and then they probably like it's like reading a bedtime story it's like yeah and then you know jesus was
10:03 really cool and then he went and then flipped to the table but like you know whatever like whatever whatever whatever uh whatever you guys oh hey don't have sex if you're gay don't masturbate don't masturbate hey men are women submit to your husband yeah ████ crazy dude but yeah so uh she's pretty trying to pretty much put them on blast about playing like you're being sexist or whatever and then the team responded by saying like um we don't like we yeah basically like we kind of have the choice of like who we want to be like a part of it but like they're just saying that we haven't opened up the discussions to uh decide if we wanted to sell the team to once whole i think that's fair to say that that's fair to say and it's also fair that for everybody who was hoping or donating money to her so she could buy the football club if she can't even buy it she it's fair she keeps the money
10:54 too sure yeah that's crazy you get like 800 dollars worth of ████ that's what i was saying make her own team make your own team ████ yeah that's definitely responsible business if you if you're like a franchise owner or whatever and someone out there saying yeah i'm raising money to buy the team but you don't have a predetermined discussion you should say oh by the way that's just their initiative and we haven't we're not ready to sell you know that's like that's fair yeah but what if i'm like yo i'm gonna buy this ████ big mac and then you go to mcdonald's and they're like we never talked about it we never ████ talked about this ████ joe why the ████ are you coming in here with this expectation to buy a baby there's no point dude they want you to buy it it's a similar thing it's the same exact idea uh yeah you're right yeah i missed that this is you or someone brag about buying
11:45 a big mac bag i'm gonna buy a big mac i gotta bring that too it was let's get a big macs today we lost ourselves i've never seen somebody smiling while eating mcdonald's before but every time i see the commercial that's all they're doing mcdonald's i do feel sad yeah dude i'm enjoying it i'm ████ happy as ████ i'm enjoying it but it's smiling though yeah yeah smiling bruh yeah i'm the only one that's doing it and it's night time i feel instantly guilty yeah i feel like well it's me and the homeless guy over there having a full-on conversation with his imaginary friend that's having the blast everyone else you got the ████ family where you don't know why the three-year-old's up at two in the morning you have the ████ bag lady in the side everyone else looks pretty sad except for you know maybe me and the homeless guy and his imaginary yeah yeah having a great conversation a
12:36 heated discussion yeah pop quiz jk yeah what's the most valuable sports franchise in the world i just read this like yesterday sport you mean like a league or like a sports franchise team or the team across all sports across all sports oh you give us a hint of like is it american or uk based i think it's soccer yeah i feel like it's soccer it's got to be soccer or something oh it's probably not even american barcelona it's up there but no what is it what is it madrid dallas cowboys dallas 6.5 billion dollars all in their jumbotron yeah dude it's ████ wow barcelona and i think arsenal are up there though really yeah wow and then ryan may is up there too what makes them profitable like they just get a lot of ticket sales or revenue ticket sales merch all that ████
13:28 bro that's true because a lot of mexican gangsters they really like that stop the cowboys dude hey they're called america's team for a reason right like they sell the most merch for sure interesting yeah i didn't know that i thought it was gonna be some soccer team and texas i mean as populated as it is and the pride they have in their team that makes sense yeah plus they the competition's what the texans yeah ████ and it's not only mexican gangsters crips crips they'll target that market dude they got the though too you got raiders oh yeah yeah that's gonna eat into that market for sure that's true that's true that's a funny way of looking at market analyses like i like your product but how are crips gonna feel about it
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