0:00 [Music] do you guys think it would be a cool job or probably not a very cool job to get paid $100,000 to swim in pools all across the United States oh that sounds lame that's not a job is it that's one 100K all you got to do is swim wait but what's the context you got to pay me way more than that you're a you're a chief pool's officer no way dude lame that's not a thing you made that up sounds really article is it like Ice bus.com that's all real news is it like is it like Ice Cream tester it is kind of mattress tester when you sleep all day is that a real job huh Chief pool's officer for the summer of 2024 from this a private pool rental company called swimley swimly great name sounds awesome
0:50 um they're in search for a pool lover whose job will be to travel across all 50 US states from July to September and review as many pools as possible dude that sounds like a grind that's sick a pool reviewer can you send me that link no I'll try it out you you have to show initiative so that what the reviews would be like subin are you a good swimmer I know you grew up in Hawaii but if if it's if it's a pool but I'm pretty fire look like that then cool but if you know if they're a little she's talking about this pool this particular pools probably look like ████ that's a ocean view pool cool but what pools are we talking about there's going to be some green onity of pools well if it's like reviewing pools aren't they going to want to make their pools like the best so that they get good reviews kind of well so here's the thing they host popup pool parties oh bro that's sick you know what I mean and all you got to do is swiming it so sure it's good does anybody know what a pop-up pool party is
1:41 no I'm not cool enough to go to those then we're ████ cuz I don't know what that is either I've never been invited to a pool party party is when they bring the Inflatables around town and then they go ah let's pop it up here is that what it really is are you ████ with me it's I don't know cuz I'm fightable pool cuz this does this look like a fightable pool to dude it can be a popup restaurant he's lying our face too good if it's anything like a popup restaurant then it's like you take over a vacant spot and just yeah I think that's what it is they basically rent a house with a pool then they send invitations for everyone to come and they decorate it with like their swimly logos which is a great name so it's like Airbnb yeah for pools it's like it it's like it's simple simply but it's swim PL so it's like a swim party yeah it's like so easy to have a swimming is simp very easy is it like is it like let's say you
2:33 you you you're a you want to have a pool party but you don't own a pool and then you go hey I want a pool birthday party so then you throw a little pool birthday party for your like 8-year-old and everyone gets together and then they swimly exactly if you swimly I'll swimly yeah they they they're about keep swi booking private pools hot tubs tennis courts pickle ball courts and houses see honestly I'm for the pickle ball you we should Dole we should rent the ████ giant warehouse and make pickleball courts and just charge these ████ out the out the loving they love pickle ball they can't get enough I agree but I don't agree with the renting we should break into an empty Warehouse because it's California oh that's true we can ████ uh we could squat over there and then we run a
3:23 pickle ball business dude it's so big right now everyone's playing everybody everybody and not when it's hot though is hot people like and the number one complaint from everyone is that there's not enough courtz have you got do you guys play I I never played I played it um in my buddy's house in Mexico what' you think I just wanted to say that did you enjoy it it was too hot did you I like it I like playing um when it's nice weather and luckily California has nice weather but there's days where it's like super hot I and if you forget to bring a hat or visor you're like you don't really I hate it cuz it's popular yeah really there you go I love that I'm on but it's really fun though because cuz like I'm a I'm a new player dude the cool thing is if you're a new player and you go up you tell them like hey I'm new they'll just walk you through the whole thing oh I hate
4:13 that don't you want to be about of a sport where they're like get the ████ out of here that's why I love surfing y they call you there's a derogatory name you C you know there's like a whole oh that's what they call you you ████ C you don't know how to ████ yay get off of here you know I like I love that cuz then you have to earn like your space dude my buddies I don't like those Sports where you're like come on and play everyone can ████ win so like how do you not be a cook if you're you got to be good oh so you got to go out there like let me show you I'm going to shred this ████ way my buddy's so good at pickle ball that he has to handicap himself to one side to play you is he Pro or something no he's just a ████ ████ he he just plays all the time well cuz he's like a I've told you guys about him before he's like the top online poker player of all time his name is Chris Mormon and he's like the next door neighbor and he ████ he rips he yeah he because he doesn't have anything to ████ do but play pickle ball all
5:04 the time other than Crush poker Crush poker and then crushes pick ball he's going to go pro and then he loses to me a Mario Kart you know you know what I don't like about pickle ball what look at what it looks like you don't like it looks like tennis it looks whack it looks it looks ████ whack you know um I respect King pong more than pickle ball it's a smaller version of pickle ball and I you know I respect Babin before I respect p fun you ever play Batman it's not fun really not fun you ever had you ever had like I don't know wind outside while you're playing Batman sucks sucks wait when did pickle ball become so popular over Co Lally two weeks ago Dude during I think it was during like less athletic tennis no it's hey hey old ████ are tearing their acl's playing this ████ though yeah really to me all these it's really just
5:56 tennis but with a different ball and like a I don't know if the space is smaller I think it is a little smaller so you want to run less and it's way lighter it's so much easier to ████ that ████ that ████ it's fast though it's way faster it's more fun than tennis because like I suck at it I rather go bowling I rather go bowling hell yeah hell yeah they need to burn down most bowling I hate bowling rather I'm so glad you hate bowling I love that about just cuz of that I'm going have a birthday party at a bowling alley and you have to come play look I'll go I'll to tear it up no you got to play I I'll get some hot dog going to get bowling shirts for everybody to match me yeah call ourselves The Alley Cats stories about wars we oh damn it pass oh yeah my finger oh play laser tag though I'm down no
6:47 Airsoft I don't like it I like Airsoft more F I destroyed everybody at airof dude hey this guy was I didn't get hit one time Steve Green was the biggest guy on the field but the T yeah killed everybody bro he was he was he wore all black that day he he remember hasawa too I punked that ████ ass yeah D watching dude you're watching text me H was sliding on his knee pads shooting everyone he shot me in the ████ face that's illegal that's not that's he's like a John prick man prick I watched haawa do his like little slide and I popped him in the back yeah got his that but he had Infinity lives Infinity lives it's easy when you're Invincible why why do you infinity lives n you know real good It Should Have Been Me versus all we used to go every we used to go every Wednesday cuz it was P pistol night that was one of the funnest ways
7:38 of like doing cardio I would say oh yeah yeah these ████ are sprinting run over and over and over it's a good workout and fun I just hit the corter shot out the side I don't like um just like jogging yeah no no no my mind's got to be occupied you got be shooting I think like when you think of a marathon I don't see it as like I see it as just pain endurance if you could deal with the pain and the patience that you have to to go through it then that's like what it really is so application subin if you want to do this job by June 15th okay and they're looking for people who are going to drive content as well so you can't just like go in the pool all day and not do anything sub oh so your influencer too no no well no that you have to like write the reviews and then put and then upload them and ████ like that you and you share your your
8:29 videos on on Tik Tok or Instagram reals you tag what are you gra you um oh you know what this sounds like is like let's say you have a house that you want to rent out to swimley right for like a pool then you got to have a pool connoisseur come through and be like yo this pool is great for parties verified check yes and it's like not too deep so you could have kids there whatever right and then yeah I think that's what it is $50,000 base payment for travel expenses and and floaties pool bookings and road trip snacks another 50,000 will be earned in performance bonuses so they you do have to work for it do you like the pool or the ocean better I like both but you can't beat the beach you should have said pool for the job hey uh send me L they're also hiring pool ████ and pool ████
9:19 me an houren I look good into the ging we always get paid less yeah dude I was just um I was just on a cruise remember I was on that the Virgin Cruise sick dude there were definitely paid chicks yeah how do you know they're paid like they're just paid to be on the boat or they're there to they're there what are you doing or they could or they could be like you know sugar babies was it maybe some rich guys was there a lot of old people there so it was hella poker players on the boat and a couple of them were telling me that they definitely hired like pool ████ oh yeah ████ you see any of them pool ████ is it just for like PR like oh what it says on their tax return to $10.99 yeah9 that's a cool job huh no but that's like their whole thing is like to be there look hot take pictures that's a cool gig huh no one's ever asked me to be why you
10:11 do that if you're a poker player what are you talking about no not Joe Joe Joe Joe the Cru hires them oh the Vue hires them right the poker players and the girls are poker hires them I was thinking like the poker players were like hiring arm candy for the day H I'm sure that that also Happ I'm sure makes you look more intimida expensive that's what Phil hel does well I mean there's a lot of horny High anxious guys so they're probably going to want some extra Services correct oh but I don't think it's like that oh we were an international so it's more like a um it's more like a booth girl yeah like more like a yeah like E3 Booth ████ boo ████ also said um the tax returns you know you could say anything
11:01 and then say put ████ at the end of it and I'll laugh [Music]
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