0:00 Now, now when I reply to Gio, she instantly gets it. She's like, "Um, where are we going?" I'll just go, "We're guy planning it." She's like, "Okay, it's an easy way to invited Joe, but he might invite the other guy. The other guy, invite another guy, invite another guy, so it could be 50." So, be ready for 50 or be ready for two. >> That doesn't dampen my curiosity. I'm like, I don't give a ████ Tell me what's happening. >> Okay. What is something that uh annoys you that most guys do? >> For me, it's the ████ It's the thing where like, you know, like at music festivals, girls get all like done up and they like put on these elaborate outfits and stuff and then they just got to go there with a dude in cargo shorts. Like that looks
0:52 dumb to me. Like at least put a little bit of effort. >> Yeah. Like he should have booty shorts and angel wings, too. Like Halloween is the same problem. That's why like for our party we make it a strict thing that like guys specifically have to wear a costume. >> I mean your parties they you know everyone comes through like >> Yeah. >> That was a >> but that's a long established thing because like the first year like most guys don't try as hard as girls for Halloween or >> most things with clothes they just don't try as hard. >> Yeah. And at that kind of I know that it's supposed to be about the girl at things like festivals, whatever, but doesn't that look kind of like sad in a way that next to her like you're not even trying a little bit. >> Yeah. >> I don't know. I I feel like women should be the center of attention though. >> Yeah. But you're a couple like Well, I'll But you don't want to look like you're wearing Crocs and you know.
1:42 >> So compliment it a little bit, you know? So >> you don't want to look like you're being you're being dragged there. >> Yeah. Yeah. Or just you don't like they don't look like a good sport, you know. >> Well, majority of the time we are being either but yeah, >> I don't like >> sometimes. Yeah. >> I ran into this uh trainer at the park. >> Mhm. >> This dog trainer, but there's another guy with him. Bye. >> Yeah. >> Bye. >> Another guy. Um, and that guy would not stop talking to the point where like even when I was about to say something, he would talk over me. And then I just caught myself. Well, I'll just stay quiet for the remainder of this time. >> The trainer or the guy that's >> the other guy who like is I guess technically also a trainer. >> The extra guy. >> The extra guy who um >> trains police dogs, but he was just a
2:34 little off and um autistic. As soon as I started to speak, he would just talk over. >> Yeah. >> And I was like, "All right, dude." >> Too excited. >> I think that's just like in general, people who talk over somebody and they don't let somebody say what they need to say. That's that's a big one. >> Do you find that is more of a guy thing often rather than girls doing that? >> Yeah, I do. >> I think guys do it when they're flirting cuz they so want to impress you with their knowledge >> that they're like, I got to tell her all this information so she knows I'm smart. >> Yes, I was getting that. And then they just that's because they're into you. >> So as soon as she's going to share something finally >> like my favorite my favorite color is blue. >> Yeah. >> Honestly, it it felt like that energy and I'm like all right. >> Then he'll tell you every shade of blue that exists. >> It doesn't turn into a conversation anymore. It just means ████ monologue ████ TED talk,
3:25 >> right? Ooh, >> but that's what they I think they're doing. I think he was probably into you >> and then was just like, "Let me impress her, >> maybe." >> And then in reality, you're like, "Get the ████ away from me." Yeah, I see that a lot. >> There's a lot of I think like Gen X kind of early like early boomer guys or like younger boomer guys are like I feel like there's a generation of them where they just go off >> on like storytelling. >> Yeah. >> And then they'll just ramble on like things and then while they mix in advice and then I think they want to be like the wise >> dude, >> but at the same time you're like, "Yeah, but you don't even ████ listen to anybody else." >> Yeah. Yeah. >> When men start realizing that if they just become more interested, you become more interesting. >> Yeah. >> And it just flips the script. >> Yeah. Just have like they need like a a specific instruction though. I feel like
4:15 guys need something where it's like for every one question she asks you, you have to ask two. Like I think if you gave them like a real logical pragmatic >> a structure, >> a structure to it, >> specific instructions. Yeah, cuz I think that if you try to tell like most guys, oh, make sure you're asking her questions. That means nothing. It just floats around in the air. >> Like like when you're talking to a girl, you should stop and go, isn't my life insane? >> Yeah, exactly. >> I think all guys have like a mild form of autism though, where they like tunnel vision and and they when they get super excited, >> they get motor mouth, >> dude. They just like, dude, I could be like that. Everyone that I know that's into something, once you get them on the topic, they don't shut the ████ up. >> But then it works cuz if like guys make
5:05 friends through hobbies, right? So if you're if you got a buddy that's like into guns or something, I could sit there and talk about >> that thing with that buddy for 5 hours straight, nothing else, >> and then there would be times where it's genuinely interesting. They're going on a monologue for 1 hour straight >> cuz they have so much info that I'm interested in. You have a lot of topics like that, though. But I think if you want to show interest, so like say you're into like archery, I stalk your Instagram. And then so if I was a guy, instead of just talking about archery, I would be like, "Oh, why did you get into that?" >> Like what's nice? >> Yeah. The context to it changes the >> I saw you like archery. I also like archery. I have arrows. >> Or no, it's like arrows. >> I'm into archery, too. And then he only talks about himself and how he does certain things in archery. >> One first place there, one second place there. >> Is it hot when they're like, "Oh yeah, the bows you use are easy." Oh,
5:56 >> what does that even mean? >> You know when like they try to one up everything you do? >> Sure. >> And they're like, "Oh man, once you move up to this level of bow, like that's when you're really doing archery. Right now you're just ████ around." Really? >> Yeah. And they're like, "I bet she's wet." >> Yeah. Yeah. And then they leave and they're like, "Ah, bagged it. Done." >> So in there, >> but I think it's cuz they're hanging with you and trying to impress you like the way that they would try to impress a guy that's into the same ████ >> A guy told them how to do that. >> That's true. That's so true. But I think it's times 10 when they're like in this weird emotional state cuz they're like, "Oh, it's a girl." >> Cuz they won't do it to another guy in the same way. Yeah. >> Or if it's like a girl that they're attracted to, I think changes that dynamic. >> Yeah. That's your fault, Dan. >> We don't know that. >> Turn it down a little. >> We don't know that. >> Turn it down, dude.
6:46 >> How do I do that? >> I don't know. >> Come on. Let me know. Right. >> Get a new hobby. >> Yeah. I got too many. >> Did you run into that a lot in the Yu-Gi-Oh world way back in the day? >> ████ >> The world of Yu-Gi-Oh >> when I was 12 >> for a year. I love when people hold on to that like as if I remember ████ anything. >> Like you came up in the scene over a decade. >> Yeah. >> Love that. >> Yeah. Let me talk about that. I don't remember nothing. >> Yeah. Who knows, >> dude. The one that's kind of cliche, but it's like guys don't get any information. You know what I mean? Like when something's gone down and then like if I asked Joe like, "Oh, how's you know Bart and Gio's house moving going?" I don't know. >> Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. >> Oh, how are they stressed? Like, how's it going? Like, is everything okay? I
7:37 don't know. We seem fine. >> You're very That's very true. That's very true. >> And I'm like, you should be checking in. You should be asking. >> I think cuz we care about the other ████ that's going on. Like, we talk. So, like if we when guys meet up, they talk or they sit in silence and do their hobby for like three hours, right? >> Yeah. And then they go for a different reason. It's like, man, I went through some ████ Really? All right. And then maybe they'll tell you for like 5 minutes and you're like, "All right." And then you're talking about, "Oh, but let me tell you this though. I bought this one new thing for my car." And then whatever. And then you're just talking about that. And you go home, you're like, "Oh, yeah. Yeah. I heard that like they're going to sell their house." Really? Where? When? How much? I don't know. ████ They said they're going to do it. We could be very detail oriented. >> That happened to me with Smack the other day. She was like, "Hey, Bart posted that they're going to open a June be in Vegas." She and then she was expecting me to have more to say. I was like, "Oh, that's cool. I didn't know that." >> And she goes, "You didn't know that? Like, is Bart like gonna be the owner of
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9:19 your identity, which makes it physically impossible to track your internet history. So for true internet privacy, sign up with vp.net/jk newsws. That's right, baby. vp.net/jknews right here. Go sign up. >> Link in the description below. Click it. >> About everything, there was a baby shower we had to go to and like we don't even know the couple as well as he does. I had to get in touch with somebody else's wife. >> Whose baby shower? >> Brownies. >> Oh, brownies. >> Oh, wait. I was there. >> Were you? Oh, yeah. You were. >> Yeah. >> I had to get in touch with someone else's wife to like work out like how we get in there, what we doing? What's the dress code? Do we know what they need? Is there a registry? He's like, I don't know. I don't know. >> You know what he did? >> Figure it out when I show up. >> I got >> cuz he go cuz the way that the guys invited, he goes, "Hey boys, save the
10:11 date. This is the day we're going to do." uh the baby shower and we're like, "All right." So, I go to my Google calendar. I go, "Baby shower day." >> Yeah. >> Oh, women are like, "Baby shower day." Time, uh, what we're wearing, what we're bringing, who's going to be there. Like, >> there was a dress code. >> Dress code. Like, everything. So, >> dress code is pretty important. Yeah. >> I think he sent us a flyer. >> We are there for a reason. It's for women literally cuz we're the ones managing. >> Now, what I reply to Gio, she instantly gets it. >> Like, let's say we're going to go shooting or go do whatever. She's like, "Um, where are we going?" Or like, "What are you guys going to go do?" Or, "What are we going to do?" If she's going, "How long are you going to be there?" >> Yeah. I'll just go. We're guy planning it. She's like, "Okay." So, that means it could be >> That's an easy way to make two people, could be 50. I invited Joe, but he might invite the other guy, the other guy, invite another guy, Iv invite another guy. So, it could be 50. So, be ready for 50 or be ready for two.
11:02 >> Um, be ready to be 30 minutes cuz in half right when we get there, we want to change our plans. We want to do something else. Or it could be we'll be there for eight hours because it it does happen like that. >> That's such a good way of explaining it instead of saying I don't know. >> That doesn't dampen my curiosity. I'm like I don't give a ████ Tell me what's >> Well, I think the way guys plan stuff. When guys plan it. >> Um cuz like Gio just got into shooting, right? So like for her the the environment is very important cuz she likes it where it's more one-on-one with me or there's not too many noobs or like so she's like asking all these questions and then so when I go if it's guy plan just either you're comfortable with we're going to go with the flow and the whole time is going to be an improv show >> or don't go. >> Yeah. Cuz remember when um I was going to catch up with Daniel and you're like what time are we going? Who are we
11:52 meeting? What the what's the setting of this meeting? And I'm like all right. I was like, >> but I did explain to I'm like, >> you know what, these things, so many things just evolved and he ended up inviting two other people and then and then we had a great conversation from that and another thing led to one thing, but I'm like, we need this like open space cuz like we don't know if it's business or for fun. >> Also, like it could turn into an argument with some people, >> right? They go, "Oh, well, there's going to be five people there and it's going to be like this." And then you get there and then she's like, "You said it was going to be five people." And you know, and then it's like >> Yeah. cuz I'll ask her. I'm like, "Why do you need all these ████ details?" Cuz if it's just you and me, then I'm going to wear this. But if it's four people, then I'm going to wear this. But if it's like 10 people, then it's going to be like this and then want to do this and this and it becomes more official. >> Yeah. >> And it's so I'm like, "What the like?" Cuz like if or even if I'm hosting a fight, right? Like, "Oh, how many people
12:42 are coming over?" I'm like, "I don't know." I'm like, "Why? I'm just wearing ████ pajamas." No, because if there's eight people that look like this, they look like this or look like I'm like, "What?" >> Because a certain amount of people means it's an event. >> Yeah. To me, I'm like, it could be no one comes cuz everyone ████ car broke down, right? Or >> could be a hundred people. I don't know. >> You know what's You know what's a funny thing that I don't know if you guys ever have this thing? I I really hate it when guys bring a girl they don't respect into the social circle. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Like if they if they bring like their booty call after the fact. >> That's weird. >> You know what I mean? where clearly they don't like this girl, but they just brought her and like >> now she thinks it's serious. >> Yeah. Everybody else is like mad close and you don't really know her and he's not even talking to her. He's not introducing her in He's not doing any of the uh due diligence that you do with a
13:33 girl you really like. >> Pleasant. >> Yeah. She's just kind of like an extra thing. Yeah. >> Now you're like bringing in an orphan that you got to babysit, >> right? >> I got to find her parents. >> So now you're like, "F███, she's all awkward." Hey, so like Yeah. What do you do for >> Yeah. Exactly. I don't care cuz I know you're a flesh light to him to him. >> Exactly. And he's not trying to like lubricate the social interactions at all. It's just like abrasive like all right. Uh >> and now you can't have your free conversations cuz this person like you don't want her to leak information or whatever. >> Plus it's just it's just weird cuz like you can't respect someone that your friend doesn't respect and they it doesn't make sense. Like I can't be above you in respect level. >> I don't like that. >> Yeah, that is weird. >> It's like how do you treat her? Because if they're not dating, you can't be like, "Oh, I'll see you next week." >> No. Yeah. Exactly. >> You come into X, Y, and Zed. >> Well, you talk about future things that you might do next week with everyone and it's like, and you like not make sure
14:25 you don't think you you're going. >> You know what I mean? It's weird. Yeah. >> Everyone's coming next Saturday. Saturday, right? >> You have seen that, right? You know what I'm talking about. >> Yeah. It sucks. So weird. >> I do like the way guy plans things, though. >> I do, too. >> You mean like the way that they don't plan? >> Yeah. >> I'm going to be real honest. Like cuz me and my boys like, "Yo, range." Like, "Yep." What time? 10. Yep. That's it. >> That's it. You just have a time. >> Honestly, I love that ████ too. >> That's fine. I love those like >> cuz that's a time, a place, and an activity. >> That's already too much knowledge. >> Yeah. That's actually pretty decent amount of information. >> Yeah. No, but but then when we go >> I don't know. >> Like some, >> you know, guys be like, "Hey, you free Tuesday. All right, cool. All right, let's kick it." >> Yeah. >> And then they just walk away and there's no time. There's no nothing, bro. Yeah. funniest thing is if someone goes, "You want to shoot?" And you go, "Yeah." And
15:16 then two days later, "Hey, how come you weren't at the range?" >> Guy planning. >> That's hella funny. >> That ████ does happen. Missed you, dog. That ████ happens, man. >> Cuz guys are dumb and they forget to like remind you and ████ >> Okay. Well, here's a flip side. Women will sometimes make plans so far in advance that you wish that you hadn't made those plans like >> like a month from now. Oh, I plan to go to lunch with so and so and I'm like, oh ████ now I have to go to lunch with so and so and you know like sometimes >> when you're not feeling like doing said plans during that moment >> cuz you're a whole other human by that time. >> Exactly. >> Or I'll hear a geo plan with stuff with like some other chicks and then like the one chick will be like let's say she's vegetarian. All the chicks will cater to that >> for I think dudes will be like man that's your fault.
16:07 >> Thanks you ████ up dude. Like if Susan wants to be the vegetarian ass, I think we're still going to go eat steaks and you better go choose what the ████ you want to eat over there. >> Well, I got to be the majority. >> Girls will be like, "Oh my god, we got to She's vegetarian, so like let's let's all >> Do you agree with that?" >> I've never experienced that. >> I didn't even I didn't even know that. That makes sense, though. >> If I was a vegetarian, it would suck it up, eat the salad. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah. >> But that's cuz you got cool friends. Wait, >> I think if if you have very specific needs, then it's up to you to fulfill them. Yeah, >> cuz we had a friend who like we and now that I know that it makes sense cuz like she's the only person that wasn't vegetarian. She came to Korean barbecue. Like we didn't say you had to. She was just like, "Oh, I'll go wherever you guys go." We went to We went to Korean barbecue at Mana Little Tokyo. And then she's like, "I'm not going to eat. I'm I'm I'm vegetarian." So she just sat there and then they were like, you know, the Koreans don't give a ████ They came
16:57 at the end. They were like, "You still have to pay >> because you came here." And then she made a big ass scene like mad at them at the staff about like, "Well, I didn't eat." And they're like, "We weren't watching you the whole time. We don't know any of that. >> You just can't sit here." And then she was like super pissed. But I think like >> that's like saying, "I went to the club. I didn't dance." >> Yeah. >> We're in here. >> You got to paper dance. >> It doesn't matter if you ████ dance or not. You're in the ████ club. >> We were watching you the whole time. >> But I guess like a like a more sensitive group of friends would actually choose a different place, >> right? >> Yeah. I think there's extremes to it. I think Korean barbecue with a vegetarian is kind of wild. >> Well, yeah. Why would you subject yourself to it? >> Imagine changing one thing cuz of one girl. You got to change the whole thing cuz of one girl. You got to adjust to the whole thing cuz of one girl. >> Like, no. ████ that. You You just don't come. >> Are you trying to go to a specific restaurant like, "Oh, we've been wanting
17:47 to try this place." Or is it like, "We just want to hang out. Let's pick somewhere everyone's going to like." >> Yeah. I mean, there was like like 15 people and she was the 16th like nun. >> I kind of feel like that way for weddings. Like if it's your wedding, you decide what you want and all the guests just live with that. >> They have to. Yep. For sure. >> Like it's when people like try to accommodate everybody for coming to like whether it's your wedding, your birthday party, whatever. Um I feel like it's just ass backwards. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> That's that's some liberal ████
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