0:00 thank you [Music] Mattel you guys ever heard of Mattel one of the best toy companies in the world they make movies now they're in the movie Biz really we're getting in the business of offering seventeen thousand dollars to someone who can play UNO cuatro for four hours per day wow why you're gonna play UNO yeah but I'll play with tiger right now four hours is kind of long that sounds also long ass time by yourself too kind of boring how many days how long do you think you can play by yourself don't you need like an opponent you need people to play with I I could only play for like 30 minutes and then I got I get bored yeah yeah so oh is it because they want them to play no no okay so so if you're selected for this job you get four thousand four hundred forty four dollars for four
0:50 weeks from September 13th to October 7th and if selected you will be working from 2 to 6 p.m four days out of the week no agent's gonna play that here are your duties you must be comfortable with interviews and appearances hope hoping to create and start social content for various Uno games starring on live streams playing Uno cuatro with brand creators being friendly willing to ask strangers to play the game being able to teach strangers to play the game okay you need to sit for long periods lift and carry up to 50 pounds so you need to carry heavy loads and set up playing tables and Tents so they're basically turning you into a street team yes it's a marketing gimmick obviously it's not it's gonna flop in Asia four is like six six oh yeah nobody likes so if they go four four four four they're gonna be like why would I play that you want me to die they don't
1:40 even have fourth floors on hospitals really yep they go one to three and then five all the way to the top my hotels are like that too is your mom very strict on the floor or yeah anytime there's a there's a number four in anything my mom is like nope it's because four also sounds like death like in Chinese same with Japanese but it was my favorite number growing up yeah like for a suit and then death is what's the difference what's the difference you guys most of the tone Chinese is so hard the tone changes everything yeah same words that's what they sound like can't they just change the word aliens they should change the word huh it'll be easier again so they can hear it it's four and then yeah it's like saying death and so so death wait I don't know which one is
2:31 which I don't like this record label how long do you guys do you 30 minutes yeah I think we've played it for a minute because I'll ████ smash on taika and I'm bored it depends if they hire like a banging hot girl to do this I think a lot of dudes will suddenly be playing Uno a long time yeah that's true I think they'll be drawing ████ drawing 12 or whatever okay okay to make the game longer more cards I got more cards ████ it's like those um dumb activities just really entertaining why do you think they hire them for ████ internet poker true your attention is long internet Blackjack they're not even for sick of cars the car's already sick they put a hot girl the Carly the sicker that's true they always get titty ladies for those things ladies all the time is everywhere all the time umbrella girls at the car show they don't exist anymore oh really they
3:21 took them out of F1 I feel like it's easy parking because feminists complained well because they're ugly that's they got the F1 umbrella girls fired and they never wanted to get fired all these beautiful ████ can't even get jobs now yeah why do feminists hate beautiful girls because they were oh I don't know I don't want to keep talking what do you think Colleen's next isn't it women empowerment to see other beautiful women just make it in life not if they're prettier than me it's to restrict access to the benefits that they cannot themselves enjoy oh ████ someone ████ is writing a Manifesto someone's gonna shoot a muscle up and leave a letter all I'm saying is they get paid really good there's Booth girls too at car shows oh yeah yeah oh are you laughing Around Tires and ████ there's also CEO girls at car shows
4:13 no there's not yeah but they're not hot I've never seen one yeah what have you ever seen have you ever seen a CEO girl at all they don't it was that one girl Elizabeth Holmes she was a big time CEO girl who's that the scammer yeah the biotech scammer oh yeah oh that girl Caroline uh Ellis she was the CEO what does she do I'm kind of wrestling for being an FTX and scamming people I remember that so the popular ones oh her yeah the popular ones are the ones that get caught for be doing some shady stuff I think that's probably who they want but they can't explicitly say that um the Uno people you know people I have to be able to fit a double D bra yeah like how could you sneak that in how could
5:03 you add the parameter and undetected how could you say it how could you phrase it Jesus well it it's like what Hollywood did with casting right it's like they don't quite say in the character descriptions now that she's hot but they talk around it a a young Charming young that's true yeah they'll do the Talk of the Town put together put together don't you sometimes hate how primitive you are I can't fight it they will do that for like you said for castings for guy castings they will say like must be charismatic but they're talking about tall handsome man yeah they're talking about tall handsome white guy or it looks white but is ethnically ambiguous somehow will you put them in anything yeah they can't write an ethnic guy if they want an ethnic role they can't they just can't write uh tall handsome white yeah
5:55 they can't say they're looking for a wagon what if they go like Brad Pitt look-alike that's that's good that's messed up no that's that's a high standard what if there are cows like it feels like what if they're casting for I don't know like let's say old school World War II movie and it's just so happens to take place in Germany and then they're like um we only want a certain type of Aryan looking dudes bro there were a lot of people who complained that there weren't enough black people in Oppenheimer who complained about that well is Oppenheimer going to be able to win an Oscar because of that because you know what they just did with the Oscar stuff oh yeah you have to like start amount of disabled certain amount of minority certain amount of percents yeah so I don't know if Oppenheimer even met that look if it will even be nominated that's so ████ crazy they should they should
6:45 have had a Oppenheimer B uh gay black lesbian yeah or all black cast Oppenheimer I'd watch that I want to do all black cast Last Samurai oh that'd be tight that'll be cool I think I think that if you do all One race cast movies I think that I'll just have good variation for like like you said last time it's like imagine Soul Plane but Samurai Chinese yeah all Chinese white clue oh wait there already did that one all white clue would be good you know there's already sick ass movies or that that potential movies of like different characters that are black or whatever Asian but like instead of just doing like the lazy thing and making like a I don't know like a Marvel hero a Asian guy or whatever like termination yeah or like they could just
7:36 read like create a new store or like do a story that already exists that's sick as ████ like they want to do the lucrative thing yeah there's like there's like a black Samurai um that's that was an anime but it's actually a real story where he was like um he was enslaved by Portuguese uh Traders and then he came to Japan and then he be he he I guess like he stayed in Japan he became a Samurai and I'm like that's a real story that's ████ sick I think there's just too much context he can't get mad at it yet yeah what else you got yeah okay um yeah pictures there's a there's a store there's actually you know the the the story of uh The Last Samurai where there was a white guy that became a samurai yeah dude I was so mad because I was like how dare you ████
8:26 whitewash this ████ and then I studied it and it was actually it was a story of two different Europeans that became samurais one was a British guy and one was a french guy and then they ended up becoming Samurai in Japan and uh and I was like okay so uh so they didn't whitewash it they actually combined a bunch of actual stories yeah it's funny because a lot of these things where you want more Original Stories it's a put your money where your mouth is situation because even if you want to make it that's great how who do you get to invest in it who's gonna put the money up yeah yeah so if nobody's willing to do that then you don't who's gonna buy the tickets too yeah do it right so that just happened with Scarlett Johansson right she was supposed to play like uh I think a trans character yeah and they basically said you're not trans so ████ you and then they pulled the funding for the movie and then he's not gonna get
9:16 made now so that story won't get told yeah I won't get told exactly then now anyone else that's like oh I have a trans story they're like well that's the presidents yeah so it's gonna be really hard they're like we don't want Scarlett Johansson we don't want any Asians to play a trans story or Hawaiians that's why it's dope when like let's say like Justin Chun wanted to tell that story like Blue by you it's like yeah so he's gonna put up the funds to make it happen so it's like you still have to get to that point of like put up the funds it's ████ dope when someone does it but most of the time no one's doing they're just complaining about it they're just saying it's not there um interesting or a great quote from Denzel about all this stuff and he was talking about I don't think he by the way thinks one way or another necessarily but he was talking about how you know if you're gonna direct like a movie about like a black guy for example he's like um the way that like he runs his calm through the hot water I saw that it was
10:07 a great culture it's about culture right you can't you know a director is needs to infuse the movie with the culture and I don't know if that someone will be capable of doing that unless they did a lot of research or whatever he wasn't even saying it one way or another but like it's more likely that they'll be able to do that if they are if they had that experience that made so much sense because he's like that's why this director makes these movies yeah and that director makes these ones that's like they're not trying to mix them up yeah yeah he's like Score says he's making all these movies because you know all his family right he knows the world yeah yeah but you can't just like oh this movie needs a ████ tongue and for no reason let me just put one in there but then he doesn't understand the Tongan experience he's like yeah it makes sense but I do know the donut experience and I tell you you brought a lot of delicious donuts and I think we all can relate on a good donut so I think we need to make more movies that everyone can just
10:58 relate to yeah like who can hate a ████ movie about Donuts yeah well who would watch a movie about them that's the funding to make a movie about Donuts dude looking for a lot of different movies that shouldn't have been funded yeah I could give you crispy Kreme big donut Krispy Kreme Dunkin Donuts the Cambodian Mafia winchells winchells they're kind of dying but I think they're down that's why man it comes down to like if you're really complaining that you want this thing then help crowdfund it but you're not donating nothing we gotta make donuts you're just mad once the movies a really good title at least it's really good donut the movies Donuts is the main character a human being or alive
11:51 it's a mixture like cool world or he's a baker who can't even make a donut because he's ████ an idiot he's down on his luck he's down on his luck his wife divorced but in by the end of the movie he learns how to make donuts yeah and then everyone's like that's the best donuts I've ever had yeah those trains just so that we could win an Oscar today yeah because then the percents go up foreign
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