0:00 no what no the the turkey guy no it's main character you're old now you know you are you're Ohio oh you're ████ Ohio that skib out here dude you're skib toil I feel like we're on a double date in like it's not going well for [Music] us did you guys see that Simone biles yep led the US Women's team to another gold medal right yep Y and then immediately started talking all over to like talk trash on her and the team really yeah who was talking trash on her so she had she had an old teammate who basically called them lack of talent lazy what a ████ sounds like a hater sitting on the ████ Sidelines and she is and and then as so this is a former
0:51 gy former gymnast named Michaela Skinner nailed it who was critical of her teammates during a YouTube stream earlier in July she says besides Simone I like the talent and the depth just isn't what it used to be I mean obviously a lot of the girls don't work as hard the girls just don't have the work ethic it's hard too because of safe sport coaches can't get on athletes and they have to be really careful what they say which in some ways is really good but at the same time to get where you need to be in gymnastics you have to be a little aggressive a little intense didn't Chris B Chris Brown say how are you going to hate when you can't even get in the club you what I mean that's the fact he also said you can't even getan this chicken is cold ████ you also said that didn't know they had the car miked up I saw him at a uh I saw him at a
1:42 clothing store in Hollywood and I was looking at him and I was like man you beat the fck out Rihanna and you're like d big he's pretty big he's really tall yeah he's pretty big yeah so immediately after winning Simone biles Takes Two X yeah and she writes lack of talent lazy Olympic champion with the heart that's ████ tight though tight it's not tight at all I think no I think that s███'s so ████ lame like why get to the ████ I think your metal should speak for itself and like you don't even give ████ any attention to the ████ don't I hear what you mean I hear what you mean you know what to mean it's so petty I'm like how are you going to act like a queen and pay attention to the peasants nah bro we don't do that Queens go like this to the peasants dude that's what they do let them eat cake yo F you but that's how that ████ died but it is cool that she's speaking up on behalf of like the
2:32 rest of her teammates I do think it is yeah because she didn't get attacked yeah she she's fighting on behalf of her friends cuz they're like oh Simone's cool but everyone else ████ them that's literally what yeah and for Simone biles I didn't realize like how extremely dominant she is especially at her age she's amazing like she's has like 10 championships everyone else she the most from any woman of all time she has her own moves bro and then her like her difficulty is so hard that like you know her she could ████ up yeah she could ████ up but still score way higher than everyone else just because everyone's doing doubles of ████ she's doing triples triples and then she's at 12 feet in the air and she's only 48 like it's insane you see her throw out a pitch at Major League Baseball the other day she does a flip on the mound and then throws the ball did you guys see that Meme where like a soccer player was
3:22 on the ground or like when the ████ Wind Blows against a soccer player like he gets ████ hurt right LeBron yeah and then and then and then gymnasts they're like yeah and this is what happens when they get hurt they're like busted up broken leg gymnasts are still going on dude there was a Brazilian chick who was doing what are those bars oh yeah uneven bars and she kneed herself on the during the warm up yep and she looks so hot her face is all ████ up cuz soccer players are ████ ████ did you guys see the guy who ████ um he slipped on the diving board and like belly flopped on his back no that's like my favorite clip so sad it's the worst have you ever seen the old Filipino uh dude Gilbert Gilbert has this bit that he would do a live show imitate those guys but then seeing that video is ████ insane look prepared bro it's so
4:14 ████ they look like they just up today I'm going to represent my Philippines I'm so happy it's the Olympics cuz I you forget how many cool stories that come out did you see the story with a guy who was like he's a shooter watch this guy yeah the turkey guy yeah yeah the turkey got yeah oh this one yeah dude I love it this is my favorite ████ and then wait for it wait for it this is my favorite part oh they zoom in on oh they ████ slowed it down crack wait my favorite part is afterward they cut to him and his homie and his homie is like look at his face he's like oh ████ ████ bro that's so scary yeah this part oh no like a dude if if that ever happened to to me and
5:04 your buddy's like hey man ████ yeah like come D you don't ever don't touch me don't even look at me just get the ████ away did you see Sunni Lee she's one of the gymnast at her warmups yeah the uneven bars like she kept missing it so she just slams like she doesn't even break her fall like she just slams straight onto the FL and just gets right up and it's like but but then the commentator was like no that you want to get that stuff out during warmups cuz usually when it happens in warm-ups you kill your routine and then she ████ smashed yeah she did it two times that ████ is so ridiculous the gymnastics gy I'm so glad soon he's out there ████ repping ████ asian-americans killing it I got that one little Asian dude from uh from Texas that dude is as is crazy too he he did the men gymnastics he I saw the one event I saw him do where he jumps off the ████ Mound or whatever that is Vault dude and he did like a million
5:55 flips and then landed it and then like a million are you sure it was a million I think that was like qualifier as a World Champ I before the Olympics yeah oh you're not even watching the Olympics bro he hits the Vault he lands and he's like and he like he like hits his pose and then he's all let ████ go and it's like the most intense thing ever it is cool watching everyone get an for each other I do like that part of the Olympic and then the B the the B guy guy who like he's he's supposed to shoot a gun right or some bow and arrow some ████ like that and then a ████ lands on hising and he ████ up archery and that's it that's it can't can't do it again that's crazy ████ hate be don't you think they should have been prepared for anything though like could happen so fck he should up be training dude you have to let that guy go again I think that's
6:45 a he he deserves a do over yeah that's ████ you can't get stung by a bee that's ████ up that's that's tough though hey you know what I have been watching is women's rugby yo rugby is fun to ████ watch Yo that chick rugby sick yeah yeah you haven't so the US there's this American chick she just ████ clobbers people and then there was that one other team where the chick runs up and then the chick from behind her picks her up and nearly Falls backwards and she grabs it and then she ████ brings her ass back down that ████ wase is insane you know's the hardest sport of all the sports to watch you know during the Olympics is crazy cuz you watch ████ that you never pay attention to and you're entertained but there's still one sport I'm not doing a bit right now that was it was so hard to watch and it was US Women's Basketball oh three on three or the actual no the actual 3 on three
7:35 was fun it was fun yeah it's it's just not entertaining there's no there's no way that I can comment on it in a way that like not enough jiggling for you for sure it's just what if they had what if they had the same uniform as volleyball girls they should be in compression or long jump long jump no they ████ up on the volleyball girls cuz they're wearing pants now I didn't even watch he means beach volleyball turn it off dude oh beach volleyball yeah that's what he means I actually like booty shorts over bikinis no but they made them wear pants whereas US men's basketball was ████ crazy to watch it's like so sick to watch there's like over 45 NBA players on all different teams around the world so you're constantly seeing crazy matchups you know what I mean whereas like US Women's like shout out to the US women no you already talk ████ you can't say that let me finish my thought you ████ incapacitated person all right
8:26 incapacitated what does that mean so basically just dominate too hard you know what I mean it's not even it's not a competition and it's just it's just weird to watch cuz you got like Britney grer who got traded for like a mass arms dealer ████ Warfare god um and she's like 3 feet taller than like Japanese point guard and she's guarding it's just a different game crush's fun to watch now uh sometimes sometimes not when it's too easy yeah so it was too easy that's what you didn't like but also like not entertaining too easy like a fast break never ends in in a dunk right so you're always just like oh there's no like Drop for you yeah yes that's a good way to put it they have skateboarding dude watch women's rugby cuz they're they're beating the ████ out of each other these like Women's Water
9:16 Polo Women's Water Polo was crazy water polo games have been fun I was watching Japan vers uh and I and I used to play a water polo so I was watching and I'm like dude this game's probably going to suck and I actually ended up watching the whole ████ game they got the underwater cams now too you see how much crazy s███'s going Japan was going against I think Hungary Hungary is usually really good and I didn't never knew that Japan had like a legit water po team but they were ████ hanging in there oh women's judo's pretty exciting dude women's Judo Jud ████ Judo champion who just ████ got you see you see the Japanese dude her brother won Gold and he h with a little eone dude was that's crazy that that chick lost though she was like rigning Queen big upset brother and sister did you see the one the the chick who's like firing a gun everyone's like she looks so cool y the what do they call she only got second place too dude she looks so hard
10:07 no no the the turkey guy the turkey gu main character yes but that's old school the new one is Aura bro she's ████ is that some gen Z ████ yes does mean you're old now yeah duh I'm not gen Z that's okay yeah but you're arguing you know what you are you're Ohio oh you're ████ Ohio what's wrong with Ohio is that why T say Ohio I he he probably got it from there that skibby out here dude you're ████ skibby toilet I feel like we're on a double date and like it's not going well for us exactly dude that's that ████ kids talk man I don't know what it's so weird
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