0:00 If I wear clear plastic shorts, so you can still see my Is that okay? All right, I'm going to show you guys a picture. Let's try to be adults about this. So, if you want to get into this museum, you have to squeeze between these two obstacles to get into this art exhibition. How are you guys going to get in the room? Oh, man. Let me see. I'm sorry, you have to squeeze through. That's damn. That is hella funny. So, right here is a naked chick. This is a naked man. You got to squeeze through, but how are you going to do it? Which direction? Which direction are you going to go? You know what's I'll probably go that way. You know what's hard? I'll probably go that way. No, wait. Cuz if you go this way, your butt's going against his dick. But I might be short, so it might be hitting the top of my back. Well, my lower back. Is the answer right? Easy
0:51 answer, what are you doing? Easy answer. Are you going in on your knees? He's cartwheeling through. You crawling in? Cartwheel. Cartwheel through, dude. Cartwheeling in. Jump through. You can't cartwheel. Oh, you can't cartwheel? All right. No roundoffs. No roundoffs. No cartwheels. Uh I'm facing the dude. Yeah, right. dude? Yeah, I feel like that would be the Yeah, but that's going to make you gay from behind. you gay, though. Gay from behind, just like me. Not really. Nothing's being inserted. You got chicks can win. They they That's better than like yeah. Yeah, chicks do win this Chicks are getting park place and park block in this one. That's more Kanye. You want to talk about that. We already did that. We already did it. That's why That was hella funny. What's the art? Um maybe you go in through it, there's more there's more nudes. Oh, no. Excuse me. Excuse me. Yeah, you go in and there's way more nude people in there. Honestly, like I'm so like It's a cool idea, though. I don't like when I'm
1:41 in an airplane and I have to like ask the lady next to me to like, "Oh, I have to use the restroom." I'll hold it the whole ████ flight. you just get aisle? Yeah, I like aisle, too. I always get That, too. as many as I want. You know, that's cool. I'll just hang out outside. I just don't need to see art today. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, let's just go. Let's just get out of here. Exactly. That's what I think I'm good. with their dicks out. Would you go to the plane if you were just flying to Singapore? It is a really long flight. Would you go to the bathroom? Yeah. I have to then. How would you get through them, two naked guys with their dicks out? Um I would wait. I'll say this, I'll wait to the until I really have to go. So, then when I ask them to get up, I'll be like really annoyed. Can I Can I just go to the bathroom? I'll lash out at them. I got to go to the bathroom. So, it's anger you. The anger is like a shield. Yeah, and they're like, "Yo, this guy just got mad at me for no reason." This is how they should have done Abercrombie instead of just having models in the front. I agree. I People just walking through the whole
2:31 time. Back and forth. Which way would you go? I'm I got to go See, this this is the tough part. Are you going to face dick to dick? face dick to dick. I'm fine with that. Dick to dick or dick to ass? Dick to dick, I'm fine with that. Really? But then visually, it's like the girl's not even there. Right. You're not going to see a good view at least. He's a homophobic married man. Might as well be you and the guy. It is true, like it is kind of neutral. Like I think you could do either way. I could give a ████ about oh my god, like we brushed dicks real quick. Yeah, I'm mad at that. This is a guarantee for a living. Yeah, that's true. It's got He's a black belt at that. But dick to butt, that's vulnerable weird ████ Yeah, but you're standing I'm also a pro with that. I don't need that in my head. You're standing. I might go with dick to butt because dick to dick, it's going to it's a guarantee that this is going to happen. Right. But dick to butt, you're standing, so your butt cheek is grazing it, but it's closed cuz your ass is
3:22 tight. I don't like It's not spread. I don't like that he got to feel my butt on his dick. Mhm. Yeah, but that's something that could That could occur in That could occur in nature. But you're never dick to dick. You When you go on Splash Mountain, you're dick to butt. Yeah, but my dick is covered. My dick is covered. And they take a lasting photo of it. Yeah, how does he not get hard? That's the scary part. I'm afraid I would be very afraid if he's hard already, but I'm just saying, my dick is covered. So, it's just a brush by. But if you're facing the lady, what if you accidentally go inside of her? That's what I'm saying. Accidentally. That's called SA. But what if you don't want to? But like I didn't want to. But you're hard. I would look her in the eye and be like, "I didn't want to do this." You're hard, but you're facing her and it goes Uh-oh. Why do you have to be hard? Sometimes we get hard randomly. Cuz you
4:13 saw a big black man. Yeah, exactly. He's hard for the art. Exactly. This is a dumbass museum, dude. This is probably one of the worst So dumb. What's so dumb? Why do you have to Why do you have to do this? What happened in your childhood? Where are you looking? Where are you looking? When I When I go When I go to the Natural History Museum, I don't have to walk through a bunch of dinosaurs to get to the museum. I don't have to walk through a Maybe you should have to. Too bad. It's two raptors with dicks. So, every everybody starts doing this. Museum of Tolerance does it. Two cavemen you have to walk through. LeBrea Tar Pits. Museum of Tolerance. Could this one after I got to walk through these SS soldiers. What the ████ is this? This one after the cuckold video. Look at Subi's face, dude. It is like permanently ████ bent down or something.
5:03 Yeah. You just can't get on the same page. You can't even understand them, huh? What are you doing, Subi? Dude, that just It just bothered me. How do you get an apology about this? No, not this. I'm just saying The cuckold stuff? Yeah, what the ████ His brain is broken. You really hurt him, dude. He's still there, man. Oh, no. Yeah, I was I was just trying to I wanted to be a part of I wanted to be a part of the group, but I just couldn't apprehend how people imagine this ████ I was like Dude, he's a mental. He's going to go home today and he's going to be down. He's going to be so down. Sasha's going to be like, "Babe, what's going on?" He's like, Subi's going to come home and he's going to hug his kid and he's going to cry. I didn't want to bring you into this world. Subi's going to look outside of his window and be like, Right. Hand on the glass just What is this world coming to? I know. This world is corrupt. I was like, "Hey, are you okay? What happened?" Subi, baby, what happened at work today? Yeah,
5:53 I saw some ████ Everybody picked you. I heard some ████ I heard some ████ That's how you get a guy a thousand yard stare, man. Yep. I'm so sorry. Very uncomfortable, yeah. How you getting in the museum? How you getting in the museum? I'll probably go I face the girl. But first Your butt just touched on this guy's dick. No, he's going to go You sound like a choose your own adventure. Like you Like you get to the It says the end. Oh, ████ Just so you know. This is the choice you're making. But I'm definitely shorter than that tall gentleman. Therefore, the ding-ding So, your mouth. The nape of your neck. So, your mouth. Excuse me. Oh, jeez. Excuse me. Yeah, what about the kids? They're just going to be dick height, dude. Dude, that's They have to ████ like All these kids can go to this one. Oh, no.
6:44 Art knows no age. They have to dodge the dick. This is just so crazy, dude. This is the worst gimmick to get into a museum. Yeah, the worst. What if rappers are showcasing the art? They got What if that's like What if that's like level one easy and then to get to the next room, it's two guys? It's a gimmick. It's guys like this you have to walk Step over me if you want to go to the But I thought you wanted to see art. You're going to leapfrog over me. The third one is just a straight-up glory hole to unlock the door. You got to put it all the way in. Final boss, milking table. You got to milk this guy to go see the art. I was like, "Oh, man. I don't even want to see this last piece." This is probably why some countries are very strict. What you mean? Some countries are very strict because this is what happens when you have too much freedom. Hey, that's not Ameri- Like that's more of a European thing than American. Well,
7:35 European and American, they're pretty close to you. If that's happening here, we stole it from a France or some ████ Yeah, I don't think it's happening here. No way is it happening here. We're too Christian for this. Now I know why other countries are probably like Unless it's like unless it's Folsom Street Fair. Yeah. Folsom? Whereas like grown men can show their dicks to kids and the cops don't have nothing to say. That's crazy. That's a museum. Fifth stage is nude room massage. You got to give somebody a nude massage. All right. Nude room massage. And then after you leave, you're like, "There wasn't even any art." It's just a bunch of doorways. It's Game of Death. ████ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is gay chicken the whole time. I got to I got a nude room massage, Kareem. Danny and Santo naked. Dude, that's so good. That's like one of those billboards, but it's not It's a come see it. And it's like some ████ It's like you with hair on it.
8:25 And you were just a hooker the whole time and all these guys were getting laid. Damn, dude. You stuck your butt in the hole and got ████ That was the art. Man, what? This is not okay. Colleen, if this was two dudes, one white, one black, how you getting in the room? She's I'm going to stay in the middle. Hang out in the middle for Clearly on my knees, Steve. Sick. She's so cool. She handstand walks through. She's so down. You're sick, dude. You're sick, bro. You're sick, bro. What if the dick is supposed to be like when you go through a subway and you have to push that thing through and it counts you? Use your legs. I would use your legs. Which way Which way are you turning it? If If you're walking in and it's the Fung brothers, which way are you turning? Uh well, both of them are looking, right? Yeah. And they're naked. And we're going this way. Um you know what? I think I'll just
9:15 squeeze through facing forward instead of like like this. You could do that. And then they're going to go Yeah. Very European. I think I'll face forward. Hello and good What if What if it's David So on one side, Gilbert on the other? They're both naked, dicks out. Which way you going? Honestly, this is like what a big fear of mine. What's the biggest fear? I would I would have to I'd have to charge up. I'd have to charge up, you know? I'd have to like get a three-point stance and then just run through as fast as I can. Oh, okay. No running. No running. Power walking. Both feet on the ground. What's Gilbert's joke? So, it's not really a joke. He He wants me to go train with him at this gym called uh, I forgot what it's down somewhere downtown LA, but they have like um, a sauna, they have ice bath, and he's like, "Hey dude, let's go. Like,
10:05 you have to do it naked with me though. You have to do ice like ice bath with Oh, you like onsen style? Yeah, I was like, "But why though?" That immediately ticks me off. You have telling me I have to be naked? I don't want to go. It's a bonding ritual. I don't want to see Gilbert's penis. Well, how about gym? It's a gym with ice bath. It has all the the sauna. it have to be naked? That's my question. I was like, they don't Huberman says you're not supposed to do it naked. You you'll probably freeze your penis off. Well, how about we spa? How about we spa? Yeah, we spa is cold. I'm chilling. Would you do we spa cuz I did it with one of my homies. Do we naked? I did it with one of my homies. You were naked? No, but it you have to be naked. Yeah, for sure. But it's different when someone is like Yo, let's uh let's do it. Let's go. Come on, man. That's what I don't get. What is this? Yeah, what do you I don't understand I don't understand the extra got to be naked, bro. Yeah, yeah. Why is there an enthusiasm? What what's the Tell me this is a bit right now. Tell me this is a bit. know what people go, well, that's how
10:55 you're supposed to do it. Then if that's normal, why aren't you normal attitude? Why are you extra yeah. Why is the framing? Why aren't you just like, yeah, you just go Just go to the sauna cold spa. There is Gilbert. I'm making it a feature. I'm did you hear that they did free the nipple in LA? They did free the nipple. You can ████ take a picture whenever you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can take it out whenever you want. This is weird. That makes me feel really comfortable. And then the whole time Gilbert Gilbert is doing this. Yeah, yeah. It's super comfortable. He's not doing it to purposely mess with you? I don't know. I think he is. Would you like to find out? No. I'm not going to find out. I'm good. I don't have the time in my schedule. Yo, I did it to my boy, uh Don't elbow me like that. It's scary. My problem is we ain't doing nothing. Yeah, my bad, my bad. But I told my boy Rudy, I I just told my boy Rudy he's like, "Yo, I want to go to a spa and s███." And I was like, "Yo, let's go to a spa, but not we spa. We went to this place called Crystal Spa in K-Town, right?" I'm down with that, too.
11:45 Yeah, so I was just like, dude, it's just normal thing. I didn't say this is going to happen, this is going to happen. I'm just like say I just told him straight up this is very traditional Korean style. He's like, "Oh, I bet." He didn't think too much of it. We get there and he's like, "Yo, where are you at?" And then I say, "Yo, I'm in the locker." He pulls up and he sees me naked. Boom. And I was like, "Brother Should we shaving? But why are you why are you like You got to shave your ████ Why do you want to show yourself naked? Are you like waiting like No, I'm not. I'm not. Come over here, man. No, I'm in the shower. Save your spot. No, I'm in the shower. I got an extra razor. I'm facing forward. I'm in the shower. Oh, okay, okay. I'm in the shower facing forward. I got a towel if I need to talk to him. I try to close it, you know what I'm saying? But I'm in the shower for Yo, I was like, "Yo, I'm Rudy. I'm over here, man." And this he's like, "Yo, what the ████ is going on?" I was just like, "Yo, I'm Nice ass, Subi. So, you're like PG-13 naked. No, I'm like, you know what I'm saying? Gone, right? So, Rudy, yo, this is Korean traditional style. You got to be very mature.
12:36 It's not Don't look at it. Don't stare at it. I'm incapable. Just do your thing. Do you have to though? Yes, you do, actually. I'm with you guys, dude. My brain stopped maturing at 13. I don't understand why you have to. It's a it's a Korean traditional spa. To suck each other off. What happens if you break the prime What happens if you break the tradition? North Korea This is how they groom you. What's the What's What's the butterfly effect if you don't not They they No, people just people just look at you like, "What a ████ loser." Yeah, loser. It doesn't matter what people think, but at the end of the day for the longest time we've been going since I was little, it's just been like that. Okay. So, it's just normal for me to do it. So, Rudy wasn't used to it, but he was fine. He was just like, "All right, whatever, bro. Whatever, dude. We just ████ you know what I'm saying?" were little? When we were little, we used to You didn't you were talking to that guy? No.
13:27 It's a family thing. It's a family thing. Like you go there with your kids and your very traditional grandpa's there, the OG's there. They all do the same thing. Like Is your grandpa naked, too? Everybody. Everybody, yeah. Brian O'Conner Brian O'Conner went to one of those. Remember? Brian O'Conner from Fast Fast Furious? No. I don't think it's Brian O'Conner. It's Conan. Conan. That is Brian That is Paul Walker's name. Conan O'Conner. Now you're making this whole thing up. You can't even make that That's cultural, dude. No, Conan O'Conner, right? And then he even got rubbed He even got a Yo, he got body scrubbed from a Korean old dude. Conan the Barbarian was there. They've been doing it a hundreds of years. It started with like Brian O'Conner of Korea. Irish ████ Korean. All right, which way are you going if it's Bart Geo in
14:17 the doorway naked? ████ You're face-to-face with Bart, for sure. I'mma go butt first. On who? No, like I'm going to face butt first. You can't turn around. You can't fit that way. You can't fit that way. You have to go sideways for the space, especially if it's Bart. I go dick-to-dick with Bart. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. That's the move. And I would My dick would dominate his dick. Just to assert my dominance. Just to show him the comparison. Yeah, just to show him that he's the submissive dude. And you see Bart trying to hold your penis. He's like, "Oh, I just want to see how it feels." I handstand and my dick is facing Bart. Oh, so you guys 69? Dude, that's tight. That's a good call. That's And then I'm going to crawl inside handstand style. That's a fitness flex, dude. My dick dangling in front of Bart's eyes. You can't do handstands. You can do it though. Your dick will be touching your face. That's not true. No.
15:08 I'll be below I'll I'll dodge it. He's going to see double tattoos as he's going upside down. Two upside down double tattoos. That's true. Okay. My I think my I might go back and check that out again. My dick might brush his chest, yeah. But that's okay. Okay, okay. Because he's already seen me. Yeah, exactly. All right, I see. Cuz he went to the Korean spa. Yeah, it's just very I saw Bart's dick. I saw it covered in hot sauce. I told you, it's just normal ████ It was covered in hot sauce. Why was it covered in hot sauce? He was We're doing a JK Party thing and he got ████ on accidentally got hot sauce all over his dick. What? Why is it He took his shorts off like immediately. He was burning. Accidentally got hot sauce. Yeah, they had to go to the shower. Like Remember that, Joe? You were there. He put like sriracha all over his head and it ████ went down his shorts quickly. That's ████ up. It started burning his dick. You guys used to do ████ up ████ on that show. And he took his shorts off, exposing his hot sauce dick. Well, he had to It was like It was like an
15:59 emergency. It's very sensitive penis. See? That's why I would dominate it. I put hot sauce on my dick all the time. Not even As soon as it happened, he's like, "Oh, he's got no shot." No shot. I got 9,000 Scoville units on When it happened, I smirked to myself. I was like, And then the camera's zoomed in on you. Of course. Typically. It's normal thing, man. You got to be mature, bro. ████ I don't think I want to go to spa with you Subi. No, bro. You know what's funny though? You're the one acting weird, not me. I just say what's up. I'm here. I just want to see my friends' dicks. He knows he knows he's going to be weird, so he doesn't want to go. I don't want to see my friends' dicks. I'd rather just be comfortable. No, no, that's the thing. You don't look at it. Why would you look at it? I'mma look, dude. Yeah, we're all looking. I'mma stare a little bit. I'mma check your gear out. I'mma check for some freckles, you know what I'm saying? Hell no. I don't know what you're saying. Distinct features. I ain't got freckles
16:51 in my dick. I'mma compare contrast a little bit. I'll be like, "Dude, you got some interesting gear, my friend." You probably ain't going to see nothing. They'll be like, I'm a I'm man enough to admit you got a cute dick. It's good looking ████ Yeah, man. Sometimes you go in and they'll be like a group of Armenians that aren't used to it. They don't get it, right? So, they're wearing the shorts. And then they look so out of place, but they all look shy and ████ Like And then like a Korean uncle will come and start yelling at them for wearing shorts inside of the bathroom. They'll yell at you? Yeah, cuz you're not supposed to wear You're not supposed to wear clothes in the bathtub. Is there any reason you're not supposed to other than the fact that you're not supposed to? Is there like a logical explanation? Well, it's um You're supposed to shower first and then get in the tub. And you're not supposed to go into the tub with your clothes.
17:41 Yeah, but what if they're clean? Because Cuz lint in your pockets. Yeah. Yeah, that's the reason. Yeah, like is there an actual reason or is it just like because? Well, cuz it's like you're not supposed to go in with clothes. Like Like like like for example, you're you're out with your clothes on and shorts all day. Like why would a Why would you wear your boxers? Just sounds like what Bryan Singer says at a pool party. That's what I'm saying. You're just You're just not supposed to wear to admit you want to see each other's dicks. No, no. Put it this way. It's a cult It's a It's a It's a cult Why can't I? Cuz just because. You're not supposed to wear them. No, it's a cultural thing. You can't come into my house and you know, you can't go to people's Asian household and say, "Oh, I'm going to wear my shoes." But why why you can't you wear your shoes in the bathtub? reason it makes sense. It's dirty. That would make sense. The reasoning is like They look at it like that, too. Those are dirty. You've been outside all
18:32 day. You guys are appropriating gay culture. We're not appropriating gay culture. This is just Korean culture. You can't take it over. It's not yours. That's not your guys' culture. I'm just saying, it's the same concept. It's just like don't come in my house with your ████ shoe. You're coming into my bathtub. If you come into my bathroom, I better see some dick. I better see your What if What if I come in your house and I take my dirty shoes off in the front like a normal person? I pull out my back pocket clean house slippers. Clean. Come on. Just for the house. You know what I'm saying? That's tight, right? I'm Asian. I know what it is. So so then So then what about the pool? Why doesn't that solve that issue? He's like, "No, you take your dick out of my pool." Take off your ████ pants, man. Because it's just a traditional thing. It's traditional. Dicks out.
19:22 Not a man. That's what the Greeks said when they were hanging out with little boys. Think about it. Marines, military, they all shower at the same time. No boxers. Like brothers. Tradition. And like lovers. If I wear clear plastic shorts so you can still see my dick, is that okay? That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's tight. That's actually tight. That's a task, yeah. You're like, "Finally, a compromise I can get behind."
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