0:00 thank you [Music] it's time for our semi-annual just kidding news kinky test kinky test we do a stinky test every year okay semi-annually we do it multiple times we must have forgot about that so we're gonna talk about a particular Kink and we're going to decide if it's kinky even if it's something that we like or or vanilla or perhaps not but we're not going to Kink Shane okay or my I I might King Shame a little we probably will but we're gonna try not to King Street I think over the years tastes change yes yeah what if what if being King shamed is your Kink then you better stop getting horned around me so what do you guys think about age play
0:50 [Laughter] I think we can move on yeah we got this older someone plays younger so yeah it's it's a reform of role play where both Partners pretend to be and get off on being an age other than their own and sometimes people do baby stuff yeah I like if I was like I'm never participating I'm 30 now but like it'd be cool to be 39 you know so do you think it's it doesn't arouse you the idea of age play but can you understand what that someone else would be around yeah what do you understand about yeah if they're you know pedophile adjacent oh wow that's a joke that's a joke that's a joke that was a joke leave it at least
1:41 zoom in on it I mean ████ mean it happens in porn I'm not like a role player so yeah role players I don't know if I could do that Colleen he's a 10 right the guys are 10. but he wants the age play but he's he needs to go like I want my mommy I was like really fast no he's a tent but that's his thing yeah he's a Hemsworth yeah yeah he's he's all the hemsworthy okay the next one's AIDS play do you like AIDS you're a ta
2:38 right now that my gay uncle died of AIDS but that's fine I already knew that I moved on I moved on and it wasn't because he was gay he did gay gay play well my parents told me it was because he had it was a dirty needle but then later they told me that so they paid him as a heroinette that's worse they said like the hospital gave him a shot oh does that does that ruin AIDS play for you or is it I think it ruined dates but that's so funny how they they would think your uncle is a ████ heroin junkie and you were like oh thank God I thought he would be gay or something my parents weren't really cool about about hey but when Uncle Bob came he always gave us gifts and he always had his like
3:28 guy friend and I was always like what's up dude what's up man but I never put it together dude they're just friends kids are stupid okay what do you guys think about abrasion what's that getting scraped up sexually aroused from getting scratched oh I used honestly I used to like that yeah really when I was in hard scratch when I was in like 18 19. I asked my ex to scratch the ████ on my back and then it was so deep one time that I was like I don't think I like it no more yeah oh that's why he's like I like getting my back stretched when I'm in the missionary position but that's not too hard for like Everyone likes getting their backs yeah it's just nah Asian sounds like let's get some sandpapered oh like I was Bloody on my back and they sold it yeah they sold at Brookstone it's probably not like a kinky thing no no back scratchers I'm pretty boring when it
4:19 comes to sex because I don't like painful things you just see chicks faces as chairs but your whole life you've never tried ████ and went too far and then like switched it up I never experience like pain stuff let me try this one out I don't really like paint stuff either it's like Joe's at bookstore I'm trying all the different things can I put my feet up on this one that guy's kinky like oh ████ guys the the closest thing that I experienced would be like a hickey where it's like oh that hurts but it feels so cool dude I like Joe's naughty voice bro yeah Joe's naughty boy I experienced that when I was like 14 or something my first girlfriend in the movie theater were making out his ████ and then she went to
5:10 my neck and I was like what is this and I'm like what is that and then I was like oh my God it hurts but it's so good I had a chick sucked on my toes one time and I was like can you stop doing this that's weird I don't even know what the ████ was going on it was really dark and I didn't see her for a sec and then I was like what the ████ the ████ yeah girls shouldn't be sucking on dudes don't sucking my toes are nasty oh yeah in general it's just weird yeah I don't get I don't get it either I don't get it I don't I don't think I would ever want my toes to be sucked me neither that's cause where she parked did it really no it's so aggressive I've only I've only had that experience one time and I returned the favor and I was like you didn't wash your feet that's even worse that's so disgusting whoa it happened to me in a Jacuzzi so oh that's nice oh yeah it's mostly wet
6:01 anyway we'll watch their feed they just didn't do a good job okay what do you guys think about acti rasty what's active arrest I just found out about it he's not bummed out oh he's acting Rusty like if you're acting like a Rastafari no good yes babe I put my dreads off I'm about to make love to you so good fetishes that revolve around the weather there's Toronto philia which is the sexual arousal from thunderstorms see see thunderstorms gonna be horny kind of tight though yeah I think that's something I mean like rainy days are like nice we're stuck inside yeah dude you heard some thunderstorms oh or just put on twister yeah twister that's good you get all the sounds yeah come on now you're playing with fire watching the flight on an airplane that's a premature ejaculation waiting to happen yeah like
6:52 it's about to happen he's watching the same film um you might you might have heard about a sexual arousal from snow or chionophilia brothers everything I think snow is cool I like snow I know it's cool sexually aroused I think that could be if I was in the mental space What about the sexual arousal from rays of sunlight oh yeah okay is that when those hippies are putting like their ████ into the sun okay let me say this in their defense have you ever had your dick shined on upon by the sun yeah it's kind of kind of kind of sweet you can't stay there for too long because it starts burning it burns no what not forever yeah this is my life now
7:45 holy dick I don't know no those things aren't intense enough I think that stuff is more that seems it's like more of a okay that seems more of a possibility than the ████ other stuff is there a kink for someone who like sucks your dick on accident how does that happen I don't know I made it up like they tripped and falled in their mouth ████ landed on your dick yeah how about blindfold sex that's the next one blindfold is they're kind of mild that's kind of you suck dick on accident I close my eyes so I'm blindfolding myself dude all I need to do is take my contacts off and I can't see ████ yeah I know what you mean sometimes I gotta put my glasses on I like the idea that blindfold sex which is oh we're gonna make a sandwich and then you stick your dick in someone's mouth
8:38 not just me making out with the pillows there's no surprise I know who it is unless they do a switch on me surprise and then I'm like somebody's sucking my dick but do you like do you like that idea of like someone sucking your dick and you'll never know who it was you'll never know if it was a guy or girl or a ████ dog no because if it was good if it was really good it would eat me apart because I wouldn't I wouldn't want it again you know what I would do because I'd be like oh I don't care if it was Santa Claus I need it again I'll tell you what I would do I would have Hannah come in and suck blindfolded Joe's dick but I would play hella dog noises
9:29 because that would make is it like when they prank kids and then they have them blindfolded they put it like in a ████ orange and then they replace it with a dog's ass oh yeah they think of they stick their finger in a dog's ass they're like they're Halloween spaghetti things [Laughter] I like comparing that with such innocent examples all right do you think you could stay hard if you heard of that sloppy ████ dog noises I'd ████ buy a dog the next day I mean hear the caller jingling around and then you hear like you hear a bowl of water
10:21 your cat opener with a better picture wet dog food just just eating enough listen well sounds like a dog that's too many sounds good but I think I was getting blown by a ████ Rottweiler but you'll never know I think I'm gonna be out of the zone I might leave Hannah for a dog that's the right answer and then Hannah With Tears In Her Eyes it was mean the dog's the new assistant manager at June don't get the job pretty good okay obviously cuckolding okay we've heard of that everyone knows about it feels like it's kind of on the rise huh I think we should try it out it
11:11 feels like something people get accused oh I can't pay my rent please ████ my wife precisely what about claustrophobia having sex in public um is like the opposite right but claustrophobia is like you're like having sex like a ████ AirPort Extreme privates like people who are a claustrophobic are stressed so you're stressed of having sex okay you're hyperventilating yeah yeah having sex in a coffin or something I like being comfortable too I don't want to be all squished yeah I want to become uncomfortable dude even ████ in my old Ford Escort I was like this is not comfortable dude I did something pretty similar to this what'd you do I was playing hide and seek and I ended up hiding in the same spot as a girl I liked where were you guys behind a curtain it was like one of the closets and oh God damn it how did you know it was a little closet you did it close
12:01 the closet one of my closets where oh wait one of your students to live yeah you you uh uh you're playing hide and seek as an as an adult [Laughter] but I ████ like a kid I don't know how to put it in where does it go am I doing it right do you feel anything it's funny because oh my dick's still little when he said I played hide and seek like that's something I would totally imagine Quest Crew to do when they get together them doing ████ like that that's funny you say that because that's exactly who is playing oh ████ were you there how about gagging what's your guys thoughts on gagging I mean I don't want to be on the verge and throw it up
12:51 you're just watching her you're going how could you put that in your Oh I thought it was like you're about to throw up oh God hear my wife it seemed hot for a month but then like I don't know yeah there's a 30-day expiration it's like it's like porn looks better than what it really is in real life really a lot of it the real life is man you ever you ever met somebody who thinks that they're being really ████ deep but they say the most generic ████ ever yeah that would be that that's true me when I hear myself talk let me let me just point out the obvious but do it profoundly the real life is never this That Never
13:41 As Good it's really not I mean at least your presentation isn't like those people um I like it I'll be honest though gagging 100 like it how do you know it's sincere yeah it's a charade dude she's lying to me she knows you like it she's not gonna not gag the sounds to make you you guys really think so yeah yeah next one dude what else you got what about gerontophilia what is that believe it or not this is where people are sexually attracted to elderly people oh yeah like geriatric so it's not even playing elderly it's like actual old guy I'm not attracted to old people at all at all at all I wish I was a little more though I wish I wasn't I don't know more options I guess I think I would do well in that actually
14:32 I don't know no guarantees they gave up one already you want to see a grandma and get absolutely not oh but I just said you know maybe maybe that opened up more doors for me or something don't you think why do you need more doors open yeah just gotta try it out just gotta try new things what about humiliation Nick you like humiliation oh yeah dude I like that I like to be humiliated it's kind of my thing it's like Anthony we know Anthony does because he likes to the CEO ████ yeah he has to be financially dominated Joe you like humiliation like if you told your dirty little boy uh nah I don't know my feelings hurt during sex I want to feel loved so if you had somebody like having sex with you and telling you that all your crypto picks were ████ who's never gonna hit ten dollars why am
15:22 I so hard I like humiliation I love it your script writing sucks I'm so curious where the Kings come from it comes from somewhere yeah yeah but it's like really you bad you bad bad how many of these like kinks are very novel though right like I feel like after you do some of these Kinks long enough like maybe maybe like say six months is there a point where you just go let's just do the regular stuff you know yeah a lot of it's from some people have kinks they haven't even tried yet and they just think they have them and then someday they do it and they go yeah I'm good I think that's why I'm so boring with sex now because you tried it all because I thought you saw
16:13 the world the porn was I thought that was better and they're like oh look at how much he looks like he enjoys the anals and then you do the anals and you're like yeah I like how you say look at how much he enjoyed it is that important can you cut to the guy's face again I like to see it as expressions [Laughter] back to the guy who's getting ████ cut to his face that used to make me mad right now I mean every single time in porn right when they're about to bust and then it's like he's getting ready to come on her face yeah they always cut to him going oh gonna come and I'm like I'm about to come and I don't want to see
17:03 his face when I'm about to come we're filmmakers we can kind of help you okay so what is it wire what is it these different different category no we're definitely in this in this space Colleen lionheart's in the space so we she's a star the guy's not actually about stars they cut to the guy's face because the guy needed to beat it for a little bit longer than they were waiting for yeah but as a guy ████ I see it you know what you know what this is though it's like I see a beautiful I'm preparing to also come yeah in the middle of it they cut to a man's face and he's going like yeah and there's two things that happen okay now I gotta start all over again because he ruined it the other one is I didn't
17:54 time it right I want to come when he does but I end up coming on his face oh no it's ████ funny dude that's the no win scenario and I get mad because I'm like yeah that's not what I wanted that's white supremacy man yeah dude that's probably why it's surprised that is so white sometimes you just take your owls and go you know at least we both had a good time I was gay last night yeah all right I tried it once yeah the gay thing I came on a guy's face on my computer screen I know what are you gonna do it happens you can't win all the time that's why they have microfiber cloths yeah I don't like that that's not why I don't like that that's why God made microfiber cloths yeah that's where the Shamwell came from that's why now I fast forward to the come scene to make sure it's not but it does kind of kill the the movie for me yeah yeah spoiler alert you know like
18:44 that's not good yeah we're gonna think about pregnancy fetishism I don't foreign by the way is there anything more beautiful than the female formula ████ no she looks no how cool am I that sounds like a terrible but beautiful name The View audience would be going insane right now but you guys are too close that's not more arousing for a guy that's had like a a baby already is it like with his wife maybe it is for some I think that's even biologically ████ up because it's true she's already taken she's already got a baby going on why are you trying to come on her did you and Judo do it when she was pregnant not that much but we still did it but yeah it was better when she wasn't pregnant right did you close your eyes
19:37 come up to the question Bart looks like he went to war bro parts are getting flashbacks of ████ ████ and it's pretty cool just knock a girl there's less options yeah it's like only so many positions well like when the people for her when when they're pregnant when they're pregnant and you do it it's only based off of love oh you're not in the ████ mode or the horn mode this is good inteller you know it is good Intel because it's more just like you love each other and you guys are getting into providing for when you guys aren't in like not pregnant then it could be in ████ mode or whatever mode you know that's a good mode to be in yeah yeah it's like sport
20:27 mode can whoever it can if you're gonna edit this while Bart's snaring off thinking about all that stuff just put a bunch of Choppers and some like machine could you if you could do black and white yeah yeah that would really helpful equation because when someone's like someone's like waddling go like this oh is that heartburn that's not like the sexiest sure yeah TR ick foreign
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