0:05 Welcome to another episode of Careful Boys. We have Will Pepper with us today and we are going to talk about we're going to rank dating different types of Asian girls in order of difficulty. Oh. Oh. Starting with easy. >> What's S-tier, the top? >> Starting with easy. Top top top top top. How hard it like how difficult it is to sustain the relationship. I would say Chinese is probably easy mode. Chinese easy mode. What makes Chinese easy mode? I feel I feel like a lot of Chinese chicks are they're not so the temperature is not so like hot cold >> hot cold. It's more lukewarm and if you need a massage or anything that to go on any area you generally can. >> don't have like gigantic mood swings Yeah yeah yeah and if Chinese are just
0:56 aggressive in general. So stereotypically like compared to all the other Asians they're not going to burn your car if they're mad at you. You're right you're right you're right. Koreans exist like that kind of thing. Yes. And Vietnamese and Filipino and you know just so many more. Chinese girl? Um not like date date. Okay, what was your experience with >> Just ████ right? And use and then dispose of. No like we went out on a date. Yeah. You know what I Aw. Wait wait wait no no no I don't. No. Oh I don't know. Is it the kind of date that is cash only? You go to a massage parlor again? Is it the kind of date >> Is this Is this Is this one of your 275 massages? No. Guys I don't do that. I'm looking for a wife. Come out yet. Hasn't come out yet but it will come
1:46 out. Are you at all interested in dating Chinese? Yeah. No. But that's like date for marriage. Date for marriage. I mean I'm not opposed to yeah I I it's fine. Okay. Well then I guess that's a pretty good bit of advice that there is. Well, I I only have experience with Chinese-American and specifically Cantonese more so than Mandarin. Oh, okay. But then I dated Chuchao. Ayo. Same. Come on. Wait, what's Chuchao? What's Chuchao? That's that's our style. >> I will agree 100% on what you said. Very like Yeah, I didn't have to deal with any like crazy swings or anything. Just really nice. >> in China that like they're mainly like Cantonese-based and a lot of those people were the ones that like fled over to Vietnam during communism. That's like our people. They're very Chinese Chinese-Vietnamese. Thank you. Thank you. Thank Very very nice. But yeah, like I think most Chinese chicks are
2:37 like um like let's say you try Let's say you try to do a Let's say you try to do a social experiment, right? And you And this is will be like the the test them. Yeah. You just do one of those out of the blue, I'm going to break up with you. I think Korean will be like And they'll be as a crazy thing. I think Chinese will be like Okay, fine. I see I see your point. You know, it'll be like >> Okay. Oh, introspective. Introspective. They're easier It's easier to get along the path without like some crazy like aftermath. Are you saying they kind of hate themselves a little bit so they they get they get it? >> just more flexible. If you had like a clay like a clay They're more They're probably the most logical out of the bunch. Okay. >> Yeah. But then they're also the They're probably the most unemotional out of the bunch. >> Most moldable, yeah. You can mold this thing into this clay figurine easy. You can make her any race.
3:27 >> passionate out of the bunch. The most reasonable. Yeah. Which who Is there anyone else in the easy tier to you, do you think? Vietnamese women. Oh, come on. Exactly. Taiwan. Yeah, I would say Taiwan Chinese, yeah. All the All the different colors of Chinese. Yeah. But then I would say they're like So, it's like Cantonese might be a little bit more ghetto and then like Taiwanese might be like a little bit more materialistic, but it's the spectrum of like they're generally not hot-headed. >> I think you I think Cancer got a little bit more fire there for you. >> Yeah, they're like a little more ghetto. Yeah, that's what I mean by like not like poor, but like >> And it also depends on what kind of Mainland Chinese you get. Mainland Chinese I think is not super easy. See, I never dated that world, so I don't know. If somebody's Shanghainese, that's that's Mainland Chinese, right? But even then, if you're like Shanghainese, you're still like more Western than the
4:17 rest of China. >> True. I see. But you don't turn into K-drama, do you? They don't try to crash the car with you in it. Holy ████ Nah. Well, that's when like some of the Mainland Chinese like main Mainland like you see the crazy stuff that's like online. We do a couple of articles like you know, like they'll be beating the ████ out of you in front of like this Louis Vuitton and stuff like that cuz you didn't get them the newest ████ drop of I see. But we're talking about Asian Americans, right? >> Asian Americans. Yeah, we're talking about Asian Americans. Yeah, that's fob ████ Some chick beating a guy's ass in front of ████ On Main Street on Main Street out here, yeah. At Atlantic Time Square, yeah. All right, if there's no other easy modes, I would say all the different spectrum of Chinese, and then after that maybe um Japanese. >> Japanese, that's what I was thinking for easy. We're going easy to hard, right? >> I did. I did Japanese. >> Japanese. >> Japanese is easy. Yeah. Japanese was
5:07 easy for me, too. Yeah. It was very Wow. No, no, it was it was a lovely time. You hit it and quit it? No, I I had actual relationship. Is that the loose one? Ishikawa. Is like maybe dating I don't know a white girl, but then she's Asian. Yeah, that's weird. It was. Well, yeah. I mean, you guys are like 18 generations out here in America. You've been here longer than some Anglos, bro. Japanese ████ adults speak better English than like Americans. That's true. If you dated a Japanese-American girl, >> Yeah. the only thing Japanese about her is ████ she dances like kimono in a >> Goes to Obon festival every year. Yeah, but they use reason and logic and have long discussions and say I love you. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very Americanized. It's true. Next one down may be Filipino. You think
5:58 they're easy? I don't know about that. Are you sure? Compared to Vietnamese and all that. >> These ones are crazy. Filipino No. Neck and neck with you. >> Good for marriage. Good for marriage. Are we talking about dating only? Uh no, just in general like I'm going loyal. Filipino girls, there's a huge spectrum. Like you're not your like solid ████ ride or die, but then once in a while she'll be all weird and ████ But then one is like she's so jealous. Like you better watch out. She's going to burn your car down. Yeah, but I still think that all of that pales in comparison to the other Asians that we're going to get to in the hard mode. Cuz yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What what Jojo said is just a fully formed human. Cuz as long as you're loyal back you're not going to get the your car getting burned down, right? >> met a Filipino that was going to burn a car. Nicky could absolutely destroy everything about my life if I was ever
6:49 to cross her. Yeah. So I try to be a good boy and I try to sit up straight. >> what I mean by like They don't just move on. >> them, but they're not known to pull the trigger. So one of my favorite things that she told me early on and it was a warning. She's like "If you ever cheat on me, she's like um I will make you miss me." Like I will make I you will miss me. And I was like holy ████ ████ that the darkness in this woman's eyes, almond eyes. You know, it's just something that You got so horny after that. I'll forget. No, it's more I do like that, but like I was like Jesus, dude. It reminds me of if you've ever seen the movie Jaws? Yeah. You see that USS Indianapolis speech where he's like "A doll's eyes." He's like "They looking into the ████ black of night and the shark's coming for you." It's like that. You just you just see fear itself. And that's how I felt when Nicky said
7:39 that ████ to me. I'm like I'm not even going to ████ nothing up. And then you came? I came all over myself. I came all over my own chest. Do you Do you have um Do you like the idea of dating Filipino? I There's a girl I really like. She's half Filipino, half Japanese. Oh, that's a nice girl. So, she's horny and she'll cheat on you. She would Yeah. >> We know that combo. That's very nice. >> the She was the sweetest girl. But Cuz most Filipino chicks, I mean, have a good sense of humor, too. Yeah. And that goes a long way. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't pay attention to what I'm asking, Anthony. Wait, so you um Filipino and Japanese? That's nice. >> she was She was really cool. >> What's that What's that like? Um she was adopted. And then her mom will left her and stuff. I didn't know that. >> And then I then I re-adopted her. Re-adopted her? What does that mean?
8:30 >> Oh, after they met again in in life? Like they they she gave her up and then felt bad and then re-adopted her. That's crazy. Easy. Dang, bro. What What do you What do we got? Are you guys double losing? Show the cards. Show the cards. He showed me He showed me Filipino and Japanese. Why are you guys double losing? Is she actually someone you both know in the dance world? Yeah. Cool. Yeah. It looked like AI to me. Yeah. All right. So, do you think Let's settle this one, then. For Vietnamese and Filipino, who's more on the hard mode? Vietnamese. Vietnamese. Vietnamese for sure. Vietnamese. ████ conversation. But also, I don't have any experience of being with a Filipino girl like that. So, I don't know. They've all been chill. Oh, okay. But if I was in a relationship long enough >> Guys are way worse than Filipino girls. Yeah, they leave. >> it. The girls are used to it. And that's why Filipino girls are more
9:20 chill, cuz they know if they ████ up a little too far, the dudes will leave. You did get a good one, though. You can't really I don't think she's even in the spectrum of like the crazies. And I'm also looking at the spectrum >> of each one. Yeah. I've never seen Filipino chick thugs. I've seen I've seen ladies of Satanas. I have and I knew some and I knew some but a lot of them would be considered posers by Vietnamese chick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. That's true. My stereotype of Filipino is a whole lot of cheating but not that much violence. They didn't just come from war. >> Well, the guys though. No, I'm talking about the chicks. >> Oh, the chicks? Whole lot of cheating from the chicks? That's why the Vietnamese girls I give them grace cuz they came from war. Yeah, but this Well, like if if your own
10:11 like literally your parents generation was that, you just have a different scope of like adapting to America. >> So, that's not like a racist That's That's like we're talking about like oh, but like Japanese people have been here for like multiple generations. That turns into an experience, you know? Average, I think if you're dating a Filipino chick and you're versus dating a Vietnamese chick, right? The If you got into a bar fight, I don't think the Filipino chick is going to jump in. >> Nope. The Vietnamese chick will jump in. On I'm saying on average though. But we're talking ABGs. That's what I'm saying. The whole spectrum, right? How crazy cuz the the ends is what moves the needle, right? So, I'm like Exactly. the Vietnamese ones Vietnamese move that needle. >> are going to jump in. So, so how crazy they are it moves the like median or whatever. It's different kind of talks talks. >> My cousin a Vietnamese in Vegas just had
11:02 a wedding like 2 weeks ago. On wedding night she was talking about how she was about to ████ up her uh sister-in-law's her new sister-in-law's. So, I think this is why this is my stereotype, okay? Yeah. This is my stereotype of different levels of toxic, okay? So, Filipino girls they're not going to beat their husbands but they will cheat on them a lot. Uh because they're nurses and nurses cheat a lot. That is a stereotype. It's stereotype. >> I forgot. >> Koreans, they're not violent like Vietnamese girls but they're going to constantly mentally ████ you all day long and argue with you. >> Korean movie. Yeah. So, does that make Korean the the hardest? One of the I would say, yeah, they're out they're pretty they're pretty up there. >> In terms of like how well you can handle it. >> Vietnamese girls will think that you cheated in a dream and then ████ you'll wake up with no dick. By the way, Filipino girls are pretty
11:52 close to that, too. Yeah. Not lying. They'll make up a argument and then they'll get angry at you. That's different. >> And with Korean girls? >> They'll do that, too, but then you go, "Man, I you're dreaming." They go, "Oh, yeah. Okay, ████ you." But, Nikki will be like, "Can you ████ hug me cuz I had a bad dream about you?" And I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." But, but you know what I will you know what I will give Vietnamese girls over Filipino girls >> What? and I don't want to get in trouble for this, sorry, but I think that with the fire comes something else that makes it worth it sometimes. That's why you put up with it. I think I think I think Vietnamese girls are actually uh more nurturing. Than Filipino? >> might ████ slap you in the face, but then the way they're going to cook you soup and feed it to you afterwards, you know what I mean? And then like treat you like it's different. It's more of a good Stockholm syndrome.
12:42 >> push-pull thing? >> Yeah. I think so, I'mma defend and offend. >> Okay. So, I I defend Korean girls because I think they will be a 100 million percent sub- subservient to you. >> They're right. Like, you're my ████ king and I'll ████ lick your toenails. But, if we go the whole if we go the ████ like crazy psycho ████ route, you know, other ones are like, "Oh, you ████ dreamed of a chick, I'mma cut your dick off." >> Uh-huh. They'll go, "Oh, we should go like on a on on a double date or whatever." Then they bring their hottest friend and then told them to wear a low-cut shirt to set you up and gaslight you. The hell why she wearing ████ like that? And they're like, "You've been thinking about her the whole ████ time, haven't you?" And she locks you in the ████ garage and turns on the carbon monoxide ████ smokes you to death. >> That's when as a lawyer you're like
13:33 Your friend has big fake boobs. I'm not really into that. That's not my thing. You know what I mean? You start You start You You leave from the front. You leave from the front. >> Cuz Korean girls WILL SET TRAPS. YEAH, I DATED A KOREAN girl and I had an experience that just for fun they'll ████ with you. >> Yeah. Well, sometimes they'll just have an idea and then it becomes real without even talking to you about it. So, for example, I got broken up with because she said that she loved me more than I loved her. Was it true? No, but she made it up and it became real. >> you know it wasn't true? No. No. That's so subjective. How do you know? So, so she goes, "We can't be together." And I'm like, "Why?" "I can't be with SOMEONE WHO I LOVE MORE than they love me." I'm like, "HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME." AND THEN SHE SAYS And then she just hung up And I was like And I was like, "You crazy b████." And then like she called
14:24 back, "I'm sorry." "I DON'T KNOW what came over me. I just FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T LOVE ME THAT MUCH." I THINK if the relationship's too peaceful and it's going too good, they'll ████ put those tire spikes in the middle of the road just to just to shake ████ up. And you're like, "What the ████ b████?" They need to make some ████ up. >> And like They're like, "How come you're not going to defensive driving? You didn't see the tire spikes on the ████ road?" That's I I know that cuz that's kind of what Filipino guys do. It's like, "Why can't we just relax?" It's like, "You don't like a peaceful ████ relationship?" Dude, my friend V, Vietnamese chick, like family to me, this ████ is ████ crazy, dude. This ████ if you even utter a bad word about her husband, she will ████ never forget it. And she'll remember for like 3 years. And
15:15 then she'll shove it in your face randomly some somewhere. Hasn't happened to me, thank god, cuz I love her husband. But I've seen her do it to other people, and I'm like, "Dude, you just don't ████ with the Vietnamese chicks." That's true. They hold grudges. They hold grudges. The more fire. Mhm. Yeah, that's true. In in my like uh friend group from like high school, and we all like, you know, they all have wives and everything. The only two people in this circle of like 30 people are the two Vietnamese wives that hate each other. Everybody else is cool. And it's because >> And they didn't forget anything. >> Yeah, and it's only because when they went to one person's mother house, they said something negative about the home. Oh. And then forever, it's been 10 years since then. See, that's why I can say Anthony went cheap on the house. Nobody And now we can't have them both come >> That's why Neda doesn't want you coming over. That's not true. She's my best friend.
16:05 Well, I guess Malaysians, Cambodians, Laotians, they all got ████ I mean, you know what? I never dated any of y'all, so I you get you you're set free. Comments, if we didn't cover uh ethnicity, put in the comments what the truth is, so we know where they are. >> Those ones are still applying for the green card trying to come over here. >> yeah. And then in the next video, white girls or black girls? Oh. >> Tell us about Mongolians. >> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. I want to know about Mongolians, Indonesians. >> Mong Mong's peoples. >> Mong notifications or something? I can thanks to you. All right, real quick, black or white, which one do you prefer, girls? >> Uh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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