0:00 what sound do you like the ████ [Music] so you guys know about King Charles right he's the new guy he got all the ribbons and ████ that's him he's the new king England you know about that do you know all right did you know Elizabeth died you know I sure do all right there you go you're up to speed you're up to speed too that's all we needed to know that's it sick all right we're just trying to ride sir I always get reminded of ████ like this because you know when you look at historical like busts you're like there's the ugliest ████ I've ever seen right and they're like I've never even seen these type of people in person and then you see a picture of King Charles they're like oh you're gonna be a future ugly bust a future ugly bus that's such a good point
0:50 Who's the Phillip guy Prince Philip Prince Philip dude he looked like the Crypt Keeper is it Andrew your favorite Andrew's my favorite Prince Andrews Prince Andrew's my favorite because he's like he's a he's like a Playboy you know like yeah yeah he's like he's bombing bro he's cool wow he's cool and sometimes he wears his tiles Ty's all ████ up just because you don't care love that he's he reminds me like Tony Stark hashtag reinstate fellow Andrew yeah he's he's the Playboy he's The Playboy of the whole uh of the family is it true that they're all inbred what's the deal with that yeah I keep I keep hearing this narrative not for real I keep hearing this narrative about how everyone in the world family is immigrant so like is that true or is it 100 True is this all Nick day
1:40 I'm just trying to feed off Anthony just kill it with your time with your type 10 dude I'm a spectator bro I'm trying to hear the news I like it so the news is that King Charles is gonna be an ugly bus Studies have shown he hired a piper to wake him up every morning by playing bagpipes outside his window at 9am every single day since he became king immediately becoming king that's the British version of The Coming to America intro right how extra is that great for the guy he's like I'm booked for her good every morning good for him but also great for the tax dollars that are big at least it's ████ bagpipes because otherwise where the ████ else is this guy gonna play that's true I'd rather get like Kenny G or something dude Kenny G to wake you up yeah yeah kg would be sick kid you outside like
2:34 [Music] you know you're popping a morning boner to that one I mean that's more of a go to sleep thing right I saw I was watching the this is off topic but I was watching the uh the pranks that you did on the kids that open up Christmas gifts and one of the kids got a Kenny G ████ CD and he was like he was like he was super bummed and then later they interviewed him and he goes well I looked him up and he's he's a good singer so I'm really happy now the kids were trying to justify all this ████ I gave him it was so fun it was so fun child like Wonder total rationalizations like like just like desperation coping yeah Kenny G's so ████ dope and I
3:26 hate that like at an early age like ████ elitist musicians made me think he was like such a hack yeah he's sick he's ████ good I get that jazz ████ people hate him like I get it but I don't get that yeah starving artist exactly that's probably the only reason why well it's because like as a like as someone that's supposed to be representing smooth jazz to like the general public what he's doing is not really at the level of what Jazz already has been like it's easy ████ oh is that what it is but it's digestible but it's sexy Jazz sounds like noise it's good you know but it's that's that's equivalent to like an opera singer ripping on Taylor Swift and going that's ████ that's it only three octaves like you know like it's she's only got three octaves I don't know I don't know what I'm saying well but all I know is that I liked Kenny G and I was shamed for it I just love the idea of Bart like at a museum just being disgusting
4:18 with all these busts he's walking he's like he's like why am I here I'm like God damn bro and you think it's the fault of the artist at first you're like oh they just suck at making people but then you realize I want to see that bus those eyebrows like this way I think it's the inbreeding that why it's the random shapes of the face oh really or because there is a look to them where you're just like they're just not typically like George Washington they're not good looking George Washington has a perfect protractor forehead yeah yeah road trip yeah it's a ████ Hollywood Bowl right there and then he has a ████ I don't know some Doritos chip knows I don't know anyone that looks like that in real life we don't know we don't know if the guy who was like doing his portrait back in the day was doing it all realism and then he was like no no no no you got to fix that yeah and
5:09 then you watch Hamilton and he's like a total different race yeah which one is it dude which one is it that's a good point anybody watch holy moly by the way I think they're all but that's it what the ████ is that yeah I Googled George Washington he looks like he goes and when he breathes out of chicks yeah I can hear his nose briefing he's the guy that comes up and goes the Museum's now closed he can breathe underwater just fine yeah yeah exactly you can ████ tip that thing out so what's the article about can I King Charles King Charles hire a piper bro that's what it was do you think I forgot do you think the bad pipes are a pleasant sound to him or a you know some people like pleasant sounds they want like you know what's funny is I I really like
5:59 the sound but only in the context of when there's like a funeral because it's pretty ████ tragic because you got lots of funerals going on because you know yeah and they're all ████ Irish based isn't that Scottish I don't know but which sound do you like the ████ [Music] when you wake up in the morning that's that's what you want to hear I mean it's an emotional noise okay most people have that sound right this one and I hate it I hate it yeah I thought that was my phone I commentate it too much with like waking up yeah it's attached to going oh ████ instant drama it's traumatizing yeah what do you guys have as your alarm tones bat ████ that one because it freaks me out yeah you're like oh ████ gotta wake up yeah what do you have yeah
6:49 what do you have I think my mom just wakes up you know my most recent one might be a song let me check I you know what's funny is I tried to put a song I liked and then it just made me associate the stress of that song and it ruined the song I used to have Hit Me With Your Best Shot no if I ruined then I was like ████ that song man you should do uh no that took me too long to even recognize it oh this is one of my more recent songs oh this is Ryan's song oh this isn't poison this is oh no it's not because it makes you like you wake up and you feel good already [Music] yeah that was just Bruno Mars one right yeah Bruno Mars you wake up to a song that you like and
7:39 you're just gonna like Groove in your bed and you just go back to sleep that could happen too you're late but you're just going okay you just never arrive my alarm's my cat that's what it is I was like what is my alarm recording of your cat no my my alarm is my cat 6 30 every morning on the dot oh your cat just always knows to always knows it's like time to eat ████ dude our cat does that to Nikki it's ████ hilarious it like bites your ████ head off in the morning yeah crazy but like on the dot 6 30 it doesn't it doesn't matter it's like no ████ it's Sunday like no you don't get throw a pillow at it I had plenty of those I'm not even on the bed I'm on the floor covering that's right there's pillows falling off the bed on me in the middle of night too it's your cat actually doing to physically like wake you up literally uh going like this like oh that's sight like when they go like they jab just like oh it's really soft
8:30 and it doesn't have the paws out or anything but it's still very like clear like does your cat ever do that to Nina or is it just you Dustin Nina too but uh I think like Nina like really wants me to feed them in the morning so he's starting to get used to just me but like he used to ████ so is Morpheus just the guy he always used to ████ bite me in his hair and pull at it oh ████ right you know what I'm talking about like and it ████ will hurt when he bites Nikki's nose or cat why do you think he's no but you ever see that that scene in like Lion King when like ████ Sim is trying to wake up his dad and like bites his ear and pulls him over like it's you know it's very playful that ████ still hurts have you ever tried pre-feeding it so you can sleep in a little bit more does that work we feed at like midnight still as well give them like a midnight snack it's just part of the things they get so used to routine as well you know what I mean and then there are days like sometimes when Nina's like not looking on like Saturday nights because I know I want to wake up later on Sunday I'll be
9:20 like feeding them double at midnight you know what I mean watch you just do that sometimes it works it'll slow them down like 30 more minutes yeah exactly dude I think they love the routine would you like it if your cat went next to your ear instead of batting you it just went DOMA to answer the question would you like that yeah that'd be crazy and talk to you sometimes our cat climbs behind if it's like she's really been sleeping in he climbs like under her ████ head and starts picking her up with his body like craning his neck up it's hilarious which one Franklin the gray one yeah love Franklin yeah he's the best but it's like like that's my alarm clock if anything it's just Nikki going oh ████ she's like biting her time to wake up he'll even like wake up all startled every morning like like she has like sometimes elastic
10:10 hair bands on or whatever he'll ████ bite and snap that yeah oh wow that's ████ genius he doesn't like accessories oh like like we'll bite it to like yes wow that's good that is tight whatever tortures her awake he'll do that's good just to get food always leaves you alone to feed the cats because he doesn't even really eat he actually just wants like his brother and now his brother and sister fed he just wants to make sure they get fed he like kind of sits there while they all eat and he's like okay good how cool it's hilarious yeah he's a little general [Music] foreign
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