0:00 if he was a taxidermist I would give him a pass cuz I could picture him whining a whale head like on his wall I don't think there's whale heads brother yeah nobody puts whale heads on Yo imagine getting a whale version of that fish that like sings It's like hello my baby hello myone but a big wh head just knocking everything over in your [Music] house the feds have confirmed that Robert and F Kennedy Jr is being investigated for the alleged decapitation of dead whale back in the day yeah back in the day yeah well cuz he just enjoys Trump come on this is so fing lame all of a sudden all of a sudden now they're going to they act like they they really care about the environment all of
0:50 a sudden people never look at the timing of things all of a sudden what's what is so bad about what he did well apparently what had happened was there was like a dead whale that was like you know beached somewhere and then he heard about it this like 20 years ago or something like that so he grabbed his chainsaw he went out to it cut the head off and tied it to the top of his car and like drove home what the ████ right nobody ever said he wasn't a weird dude yeah so it is weird is that illegal the whale was dead the whale dead yeah the wh I mean if it's beached it's kind of screwed right they're not going to be able to how what's the protocol on that what is the protocol not I don't know what the protocol for that it sounds like some like drug addict Behavior yeah or hippie that's too organized though to have a chainsaw and then a means to
1:40 ratchet it to the top of your car well was he going to or okay if he was a taxidermist I would give him a pass cuz I could picture him wanting a whale head like on his wall I don't think there's whale heads brother yeah nobody puts whale heads on but that's what would be so unique but it's like cartilage right it's like like blubber just disintegrates well you would have to like the bone like just pull out the bone I guess yo imagine getting a whale version of that fish that like sings It's like onque hello my baby hello my honey but a ████ big ass whhe head just knocking everything over in your house his daughter is the one who like uh recounts the disturbing journey home it's isn't it like in her book or whatever it was in a magazine like one of those situations where like a proud American is telling a a good story but then the person listening is like that's
2:31 appalling yeah you know what I mean like how they talk about this feels like like you're telling a story on JK and then you get investigated right and what is there to investigate was there footage was there photos and what is that what law does it yeah and why is it an FBI thing okay whales are protected under the Marine Mammal protection act and The Endangered Species Act apparently and RFK Jr's alleged actions violated both even though it was dead mhm I guess maybe that's like how you're not supposed to move a corpse I guess yeah that's why the story 20 years ago there's no statute story there's no statute limitations on not socially I mean only because he's endorsing Trump that's the only he said the deadline to press charges passed a long time ago however he said that the case was tied to his endorsement of trump ████ yeah because
3:22 they he was they car earli when things like this happened though don't you go why like why is it it why are why is the does the FBI care if Trump goes into office or not well he's talking about gutting the FBI yeah so is that he's talking about putting RFK in charge of do and stuff like that and he he wants to dismantle FBI CIA reduce it at least yeah put him in check a little bit yeah I mean dude Tulsi gabard came out against the establishment on all the war stuff and guess what happens she gets followed now she's part of the she's part of this quiet Skies exactly quiet Skies so they're they have a Marshals following a ████ ex Senator or whatever congresswoman and and uh a reserve military member yeah an active how the ████ are you still a military in
4:12 the military and you're being followed as a spy but you know intimidation you know what the trick the saddest part of all of that is is that just because people politically don't like her they look at that and they go good how is that good that if that happened to you like that's not playing fair at all that's like the people who oh sorry about Jes Christ I'm sorry I just kicked him again got my shoes back on that's the part that makes me like that's insane why would you want to support that dude that's like the well that's the people who say what do you have to hide I have nothing to hide you can investigate to shoot out of me I have nothing to hide like all that ████ it's so un American those are the same people that are like Trump should have died that would have been great for America it's like are you ████ dumb does that mean telsey doesn't have TSA Pre she always has to take her shoes off every single time probably if she ever comes back here we should search
5:04 her bet excuse me sorry could you please step aside just as a joke it is it is really funny though because the way that the daughter recounts it she tells this magazine in this interview she says he immediately grabbed a chainsaw and cut off its head he then strapped that head to the roof of the family's Minivan and drove 5 hours with it home on a minivan that's even better 5 hours with a wh head I thought it would be a pickup truck but now the image is even funnier so imagine hearing about this so so you drive 5 hours out with a chainsaw and then decapitate a dead whale and then tie it to your mini B she said every time we accelerated on the highway whale juice would pour into the windows of the car and it was the rankest thing on the planet pretty gross man we all had plastic bags over our
5:54 heads with mouth holes cut out and people on the highway were giving us the finger but that was just normal day-to-day stuff stuff for us that is really weird it's bizarre nobody said he was her whole account though makes me go you weren't raised right talking ████ about ratting on your dad dude ratting on your dad's ████ up how okay how dare you why her is her whole account about like how much I hate my dad I don't know seems like it oh is is just like she was purposely like wanting to talk ████ about her dad I have no idea that's what makes me feel like she like I don't know that sounds like something you would normally say and then just people would take it and go hey you know how funny my dad is like he did crazy ████ farted on my head yeah yeah this also says just last month uh he only admitted that he had once retrieved a bear that had been killed by a motorist motorist and left its carcass in Central Park in New York RFK Jr adorned the
6:44 carcass with a bicycle which he placed on top of it like a bear riding a bicycle at a circus what the ████ again nobody said the guy wasn't weird for over a decade mystery engulf the strange discovery which was made by Parkers hella weird I feel like all these rich kids that grew up like super ████ rich like that's their version of like pranking and having a good time yeah it's just White Boy ████ yeah like can you imagine some ████ teens growing up in the Hamptons doing this kind of stuff like this is boat shoe Behavior to me boat shoe yeah like the boat shoe guys oh guys with boat shoes yeah I just this is how they have a good time you know I wonder if we're ever going to pass this like phase of I I don't like since internet and social media came around like people's
7:34 opinions it's like everyone's speaking from a place of I'm perfect and I wonder if we're going to pass that someday or like just cuz just cuz you have no presence on social media doesn't mean you're a perfect person you're just you just have no info but then like people talk about other things that are like if that's getting a a limelight then they're like let me speak on that well we got a program a AI to every person that's com commenting and condemning do an investigation on them and then we can call them out cuz everybody's got something like everybody's ████ weird I think that's why people like us cuz we we're all trash here garbage humans and then we still judge other people we're hypoc you put your chips on the table which is very on brand yeah yeah everyone's a hypocrite some people just hide some people own it some people won't but everyone is a Hy people that own it y me too we are big time
8:24 Hypocrites the biggest you guys I don't know speak very poorly of yourself because I'm pretty perfect I like when Telsa was here and Joe's like remember when telsy was here and Joe's like I know more about politics than anybody in this room I was so sick dude he's Perfect Picture Perfect I don't know about this whole thing though is like are um is it do you think that the motive is like we're really trying to get him on something to remove him or just be a nuisance or voter perception who's next man up who's the next person who's going to step up and challenge us just know that if you do stuff like this happens so maybe you'll keep quiet establish intimidation it's total intimidation in my op but doesn't that just R up people who are already anti-establishment to go
9:16 harder I think people like Elon yeah they go well ████ you then like the guy remember when they were getting him on speech stuff and he's like go ████ yourself people like that I think who have power like that they don't give a ████ I think the majority of people are still like what you were saying they don't think that deep if they just read that they just don't like him now that's the major that's the most majority I used to like him but I heard chopped the wh's head off like like my parents if they just saw that they'd be like oh yeah I don't like that guy now yeah that's the only thing they've seen yeah they don't go like wait this is really weird timing why is this they don't have a position Against The Establishment or for it they just see little things like that and hurts you with the Boomers yeah they're like gross I think it's because I expect everybody to be a scumbag like I don't expect everybody to be perfect so then when come out I'm like well I don't care who's the lesser of the two evils that are up there right now especially politicians dude the fact
10:07 that people worship people like Nancy Pelosi blows my ████ mind it's not even like the scary thing is it's voting is almost it's not even lesser to evils it's whose evils benefit me best yeah that's true cuz then even if that what they're doing is good the means to get there always has an evil path at some way like you have to like step on somebody to like get dude KLA Harris is like shout out Dick Cheney like come on bro dick chady is your man dude that's your boy this movie was pretty badass though it was like it made me want to be like a part of the military industrial complex y cuz when you're on that side I'm like I see why you guys do it yeah I mean who wouldn't want an account with hell Burton was that was that movie good it was pretty it was good it's a good oh ████ I'm going watch it it was good like I was like man ████ you Dick Cheney and
10:58 then I watch it I'm like I want to be dick J but D he's kind of a gangster actually but it's funny cuz all those guys look like such Geeks but they are the biggest gangster the biggest gangsters that's like George W George looks like the Matt TV kid and he sounds like a clown but he's like a ████ evil dude and he was a professional he was a cheerleader killed a million Iraqis ████ million dude
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