0:00 I think it depends on the condition that I come back in. Yeah. So like if I come back blind, deaf, mute, paralyzed Why would this happen? got to act LIKE A A CAR ACCIDENT. POISONED, STONED, DIZZY, CANCER, sick paralyzed nauseous Welcome to a very sad episode of Careful Boys. I'm just going to let you know now it's going to be a sad one. What the Why? Cuz I'm going to ask you something that it gets real. You're going to have to get real about this. Uh Do you want your plug pulled? If you end up in a coma and would you honor your partner's wish about that? All right. Weird weird things going on right now in my actual life. My buddy, long time buddy, named Sam
0:51 Macaroni. He's a He's a tuber. He just had his plug pulled. Yeah. What? Yeah, legit. Like How long was he in a coma for though? I I don't know. I don't know the details a lot. I just found out like yesterday, but he's dying right now and I don't know of what or anything like that, but like I just found out that he he's been on life support and they just pulled the plug basically. Cuz you know what would suck is let's say like I don't know. Crazy. Like let's say um Sam Macaroni. I I Look him up. He's a good dude, man. What did he do? Lots of stuff. Is he a He directed a Pauly Shore movie um recently. He directed a Pauly Shore movie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He um with the one that recently Nikki was just in. Was it Night Rider? He's been in so much stuff, man. What's
1:41 his channel called? Is just his name? Sam Macaroni on YouTube. We did so much stuff. He used to be a maker with with all of us and me and Shay and Cass and everybody and Did they say why if he was on life support or anything like I I know very few details. I know from like the swirling little community that I'm in like that he's was in trouble and then that that's what just happened. So crazy ████ That's so sad, man. One of the true true greats, man. Like one of the great great greats, truly. sad. I know. I wonder if that Did you know him well enough to know if that's what he would have wanted? He was such an animated dude. There's no way he wanted to live in a on a bed. No way. I think it depends on the percentage. You know how they have a percentage all the time of like you go into a coma and then they're like or whatever it is and they're like um
2:31 Yeah, 60% chance that he'll come back. Yeah. Or like if they do come back, how mangled and ████ would they be? That's the stuff. I think that's another one, too, cuz like they'll come back, but like as a vegetable? What's your brain like? Right. Because um I thought it it would it would suck if if you have a 90% coming back and it's finally it's like normal and everything and then they decide to pull the plug within 24 hours. Yeah. They're just like 24 hours is pretty like Oh no, it's done. It's a 90% of Sam. THEY'RE GOING TO COME BACK AND THEY'RE LIKE NO, 90% EVEN PLUGGED IT IN YET. IT'S REAL SWIFT. Would all of you guys have pulled the plug for yourself? Not me. I'm not I'm not a pull the plug guy. No? I am. You want to I'm a fighter, brother. Yeah. So you you would tell Nikki like hey even no matter what the doc tells you like I will beat it. I will beat it. But it
3:21 depends on the condition cuz like let's say Well, I'd like to think But if you come back, right? But like you're coming back blind, deaf, and also paraplegic. Yeah, I'd pull that ████ What the ████ Well, I don't know about that. Jesus Christ. But that's what I mean is like You're pulling it into a negative. You're pulling your answer. What are There's got to be data on successful stories of how much percentage of people actually make it through? Here's one. There It's not quite being in a coma, but when TJ got paralyzed, the doctor told us all that it was 13%. Wow. Of recovery? Of any recovery. But he got a boner. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. So maybe that's all she's got to do for you. I don't believe doctors a lot anymore cuz like my buddy too. There's that too. If you The more you know of people who went through medical stuff, the more you know doctors
4:11 know ████ all. We know there are good doctors, but my god do they ████ up so much. it's also safer for them to say a lower percentage. Why does the the idea of a second opinion exist? They're honestly hoping you die. They're honestly hoping you die so they can get a free bed. I'm going to have a Yeah, that's what it really is. It's like ████ where our beds are full. This guy's taking up a lot of space. Take him out. giving you the paperwork. Sign it. Just sign it. What would be the time threshold before it's like okay? 9 years. 48 hours. You know. Yo. 48 hours? Subin. Go ahead. I got one, man. I'd say pull the plug. Really? First of all my my my wife is very smart. So depending on the situation of how I went down, I would it would be all all up to her. And then second of all, I would say
5:01 pull the plug because life insurance is lit. I would say babe, ████ this. Okay, but like Now collect. Collect. Collect this ████ Live life. I'm another man. If Nikki had had told you like if that happens to me, pull the plug, would you be able to do it? No. I'll do it for you. That's the funny double standard, right? Smac would tell me the same thing. She'd be like pull my plug first day. I don't think I could I don't think I could do it. No, that cuz me and Bart has a pact. We're like if the other person like we're not going to you know have our wives do it. It's just You just come over and do it for me. Damn. Holy ████ That's a pretty good Get charged with murder. To be honest, I don't know I don't know if he even remembered, but we did that here at JK News. We're like who would pull the Who remembers like the mid chocolate chip? And everyone was joking how like everyone's like saying goodbye and then Bart just walks up and
5:52 he pulls it. He walks out. He's just like He's like turning off the camera when everyone's still talking. Exactly. So that's That'd be so funny What if like he does forget and he keeps visiting you every day and your internal THING IS LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PULL THE PLUG EVERY DAY WITH flowers comes over and just like hang in there, Joe. Fight. To me I think it depends on the condition that I come back in. Yeah. So like if I come back blind, deaf, mute, paralyzed Some basic Why would this happen? Why you got to act LIKE A A CAR ACCIDENT. Like RPG status ailments. Poisoned, stoned, dizzy, sleep No MP, no LP. Cancer, sick paralyzed NAUSEOUS NO DICK.
6:44 THAT HAPPENS. YEAH. I don't have a vagina and they pull the plug, bro. Pull the plug on the no dick. No dick, pull the plug. So much status elements, dude. No dick, pull the plug. Yeah, no dick, pull the plug. No bottom half, pull the plug. At what point do you feel like what's the ████ If I have no dick, yeah. If I have no dick, honestly that's What the rest of you is like perfect. Honestly, yeah. Right when Colleen said it, I was like oh yeah, that's my line. Yeah, that's probably my I'm a eunuch, pull the plug. You know that's how My voice is all high, I'm out, dude. You know that's happened to someone. I'm sure it has. No, he went in. He didn't have a coma. So he went in for a separate different surgery. A completely different surgery. They took his dick off? They took his dick off because um complications Messed up his chart? Yeah. It was a It was supposed to be someone else with
7:34 prostate cancer. That's it? That's two and two is four. See? So when he woke up Trust these doctors. Can't trust nobody. When he woke up, he still had lung cancer and no dick. That's a freaking I heard they could do that. That's the time to do it. That's what you say when you wake up. That's how you COPE WITH HUMOR. WAIT. THERE'S NO VAGINA down here. Uh what the heck's going on? What if you're not going to go dilate this thing? What the heck? Where's your pump? Where am I going to pee? Um yeah, I don't think I could do it no matter what. This thing stinks. That's brutal. Yeah, cuz I told Hannah she has to do it. And she said I can't. Yeah, how So I was like you're going to make me ████ stay in a coma state for like 100 years?
8:26 And she goes oh I'll visit you every day. And I'm like no, ████ kill me. I am scared of how that might feel. If you're in a You know like how some people's coma they don't know anything, but then other people they had complete awareness of or some people had a sense of time. Whoa. Good lord. Cuz you know TJ was saying how like when he was he couldn't move and his parents were ████ fighting in front of them. I'm like dude, that's a nightmare. What's that? He could remember? No, he wasn't in a coma. He was he was attached to this thing that held his skull together and it was like a exoskeleton. And he's he's faced on his back looking at the ceiling and his parents who were divorced would were fighting about whose fault it was. Oof. And the dad was like yelling at the mom and he couldn't like go anywhere. He was just like stuck like this listening to them. Who won the argument? Who do you think he won? Yeah, who do
9:16 you think won? The man will not win the argument, by the way. Yeah, that's like he said out of his whole like journey, he said that was the worst part. See, that it's like ████ like that. I'm just like pull the plug, dude. Yeah, like I don't know how it's going to feel. I had a friend who went through open heart surgery and she said that they were doing that thing with the where they had to like open her chest up and um they gave the anesthesiologist cuz she's small they didn't give her a good enough dose. So she was awake. No. Yeah. And then the doctor which is like basically like a legal or whatever. The doctor She was like hey, I was awake. I saw this. And she was able to recount the conversation. This doctor was like turned white. He was like horrified because she saw everything. ████ But she didn't feel it, right? Well, she was probably in a weird state. She felt it when they were doing that ████ to her chest with the ████ whatever the
10:07 ████ No, I'm saying even though she felt it, was she in pain? She she she said that it felt funny. Like Cuz it's like an in-between state, huh? It's like an in-between state. Oh god. That is terrifying. That is like one of my biggest fears. All this ████ did, she choked on a hot dog. Wait, what? That's why she was there? She choked on a hot dog and it gave her like some kind of respiratory thing and then like failure failure failure and then they had to like do open heart surgery on her. Open heart surgery? But how did she choke on a hot dog? It was a Costco $1.50 Oh oh not a hot dog, but like she's biting the hot dog and then the some reason the the hot dog didn't get to I think she got confused. Oh, okay. I just I was just She was choking all over the thing and and then next thing you know, she's in a hospital. No, I was just wondering because I was like could you really choke you have to choke on a hot dog by swallowing it, right? Well, you could cuz you got
10:58 groomed. I'm not being a dick, bro. I'm just letting you know. The whole hot dog. It's probably that Don't people choke on food all the time? It goes down your air passage. No one's there to Heimlich you and then you Suban would be the guy who's like what kind of idiot chokes on a hot ████ it's a hot dog. They make it so soft already. Just chew it. Just start chewing on that. You should be able to swallow hot dogs better. The ████ going on? You know what's Suban is in the hospital. Well, just explain it to people. You know what's sad? How embarrassing. The other the other a few weeks ago me and Smack had a friend of ours over and then we were playing with the bunnies and then one of the bunnies started choking on like a pellet and we had to like bunny Heimlich. Oh my god. How did that work? You ████ hit it in the back? You got to like hold them and then like you have to pendulum swing them like up and down while you like
11:48 squeeze it. He almost died. Yeah. How do you know to do that? Cuz there's videos about it. Luckily we watched it. You had to Google this ████ Yeah. Earlier? A long time ago. Oh wow. Ages ago we like watched the video on it and then so like right there at that moment we were like all right, let's do it and then we started going come on come on, man. I think he got the information you're just Making him nauseous. Jeez, yeah, that's crazy. Do you know what's scary? Now we're feeding solids to our kid. Oh yeah, you got to be Like we're like so I'm so scared of the pieces we give him cuz like I make it super short and tiny. But then some massages just gives like a big piece and just goes like dude, he needs to learn how to like like how to eat it properly. Oh. But for some reason I was freaking out the whole time immediately that same moment I just bought the
12:38 the suction thing? suction thing right away that same day from Amazon just in case. It's like to help get the food out? You mount it in the mouth and then it's like a you pull and the air comes Yeah. comes right up. But I just Can't be too careful. I'd rather be I'd rather be very space. Good dad right there. I don't give a ████ about money. I was just I'm buying this ████ today. How much was it? Yeah. Read my mind. Dude, that time was like a that one was like around 80 bucks. It's not a lot, but but That's that's a lot. I feel like baby I feel like baby stuff they can just price it however they want. People are going to I need it. I just bought a tree trimming thing that was like 75 bucks. I was like this is a bunch of ████ I still you have to trim more? That same tree? I just did it like last August. ████ pissed me off. I don't forget about that. I'm too petty. Yeah, that's what I was really about. That's the funny thing the double standard about pulling plugs
13:28 is like no matter what you're saying it's like that's really on your partner. At what point do you feel like I don't want to be here because I don't want to be a burden. No dick. I just don't want to be huh? Yeah, I don't want to be a burden. I don't want to be a burden. Like I don't I can't picture especially while we're young, I can't picture expecting Hannah to take care of me. Hell no. That's the ████ up part. But the weird thing is I don't mind doing that for her. Yep, same. I will do whatever it takes for Nikki. Anything. But then I I'm also like damn dude, but then to be realistic she's still young. She could still like remarry and have a normal life all this stuff. So I'm like you're going to have to ████ take care of me and feed me like a baby bird for the next 40 years or whatever till I
14:19 till I die. Would you would you guys Would all of you guys I don't know if this question is obvious, but like would all of you guys be able to take care of your mom or dad that way? Oh. I could take care of my dad, but not my mom. My dad, yes because it gives me a chance not to feed him and then see him wither away, but then uh Very nice. Very petty. My mom she wants to or not. I actually think my mom is so selfless that she might offer herself because she'd rather not be a burden. Like she she's like dude, she's I think she's like I don't want to ████ trouble nobody and then like when it's time to like move in with me and be taken care of, she'll like disappear. ████ I just think like so my mom took care of
15:10 my grandma, right? Like that. Like she helped her go to the bathroom every day for like the last 7 years until my grandma finally died like last year. And I say finally because like it was probably a really good thing. But I don't know if I could do that for my mom cuz like that's my mom. And like wiping my mom's wild. I could wipe my dad. But wiping my mom's too wild. I wouldn't wipe nobody. You know what I would do? Hold them down. No, that's when you butt up a day. When I was when I was in elementary that happened to my my dad was reminding me about this, but my friend's dad broke both of his arms when they were playing football. Both arms, yeah. Yeah, my friend Keith and then his so he Keith had to wipe his dad's ass. This is when we're in elementary. Mad young. Don't tell anybody that story. We went to the same church so then my dad
16:00 was telling me So my dad was telling me that and then my dad's like do you think you could do that for me? And I was like I can barely wipe my own ass. Like I don't even like wiping my ass. I think that's gross. Yo, can you imagine? His dad's ████ he goes I'm ready. That's freaking love. Like that's different, dude. Yeah. A good day a good day. A good day. Come on. But but also my parents we don't have that kind of thing where my like my dad would rather go to a home than have me have to wipe his ass. Yeah, my whole family is like that. Yeah, they're just weird like that. It's like we don't have that chummyness of like like help me out here, would you? Yeah. Like no, my dad's like get out of here. You got I'm gay? Like he'd be like more like that. Yeah, that's how it goes, man. He's not trying to show me his ass. My dad's weird like that.
16:50 ████ weird, huh? Yeah, but then I admire people that can do that. I but like I'm with you. I can't I just don't think I can do it and my parents also don't expect that. They But I think those There's like they'd rather get a hospice nurse or something. Do you think that those people like that that kind of family has a level of closeness they all have that just they're used to? You know what also I think it is? Because Filipino families grow up with so many nurses that it's not it's not seen as disrespectful to have a hospice nurse. I see. To have a caregiver. It's not seen as like oh you have abandoned your parents. It's like no, that's just part of what we grow up. I think nowadays that's like the most realistic thing you can do, right? Like is like you have to if you get were in that situation, yeah, you would have obviously help, but you would definitely need a a nurse like that. Yeah, like a professional person and if you could afford it. That's what that's what
17:41 happened to my grandma cuz unfortunately my grandpa when he when he before he died 30 years before he left the military, he checked some stupid box that said like like do you want your pay to be now or do you want your pay to come like later on? And he picked the now box and so later on there was nothing left. So my grandma got nothing from the cat when he died and he pieced, you know 10 years before she did. So like she was like Yeah. cost cutting the whole time. Yeah, buddy. Yeah, they don't give you nothing to live on under that age, too. My mom was showing me like what cuz my mom was retired and she was showing me like hey, imagine if I didn't have like 401k if I didn't have any of these savings. She goes look at what the government gives me and it was like few hundred bucks a month. So my mom was the only option to be her nurse because they couldn't
18:31 afford to pay a nurse. So it was like it was nuts. So my mom had to do all that. That's so common, too. Yeah. Poor mom. I don't look down on it. I just told my mom like you just have to understand I'm never doing this ████ for you. Just know that. She's like I understand, Steven. Yeah, I'm just not going to wipe you and stuff. Oh yeah, my parents have the same they my I think my parents both would feel like they failed as parents if I had to do that. Damn. I ain't wiping nobody even my own kids ass. Hell yeah, dude. How are you baby going to change his own diaper? No, Joe, you're going to change it when you have a kid. You're going to trust me. You're going to have to wipe it. Well, you're such a ████ you you change your kids diapers. Dude, you change your kids diapers? That's so gay. It's a pretty beta guy over here. Y'all tripping. Yo, yesterday I was at his house. He was bathing him. What the ████ dude? Are you gay, dog?
19:24 Oh yeah, Joe, you're totally there. No, I was trying to help out Sasha before I leave at the night and drop I dropped him off at here. Yeah, right, dog. You got ████ what? You're whipped, I heard. You're whipped. I heard your wife is Yeah, you know what? Your wife runs you, dude. You ain't the man of the house, dog. I'm chilling. I'm chilling. Whatever makes it feel good. I heard your wife wakes up and puts both legs in the pants, and them up nice and Listen, the only pants in the house. Listen, if she's making more bread than me at a certain time, and at that period of time, sure, ████ it. Respect. Respect. At a certain time, at that period of Well, is she making more bread? Is she making things happen? Yeah, I said, "All right, babe, I got you. I'll take care of the kids. Let me play some games tonight." She said, "All right." I was
20:14 like, "Bet." Boom. I like that. I like it. You got it all, babe.
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