0:00 [Music] uh this could be either from your childhood or from your career but what is the worst or most embarrassing thing you were forced to wear oh ████ easy dude freaking in China I was doing a commercial and it was for KFC uh and this is just like in a particular era when I think I just wasn't navigating it as mature because kindas had just come off things like ABDC and NBC and whatnot uh and we were killing it in China in a totally different level we were throwing major events opening up new Studios partnering with like a a larger company choreographer for every major artist I was a judge for and winning judge for like multiple uh dance TV shows with like pop idols and whatnot so like we had kind of a credibility
0:50 andem that I felt like um all the guys were also looking towards me to like kind of protect and preserve too to make sure like is this cool is like is this good for our and whatnot right so and I never really gone this far with it um and then we get this corporate job to do a KFC commercial which n out of 10 times like yeah sure of course I'm going to do like a major franchise chain commercial for this like giant brand that we understand especially if the check's probably big it was decent it was very decent um and it was a campaign and promotion for they had a new crawfish burger at KFC in China they do really interesting stuff so whoever came up with the creative for it was like yo like you know uh the thing about crawfish the experience when you have with crawfish is like deshelling it you know getting like the meat outside so their campaign like us shooting to this
1:42 like rap hip-hop Chinese song in different places where we're seeing they're like dancing and doing stuff would always kind of climax with our outfit being like deshell or like taking it off and then you guys have diapers on and then they brought out no that's very funny sick probably more open to doing that cuz that's funny this was like serious um and then they brought out these like giant Lobster outfits and it was like not like a lobster where you're like you're a lobster you're a ████ Lobster it was like a like lobster armor like you're kind of cool like a lobster superhero yeah but the but the whole point was to like at the end of the number like rip it like it like shed it all off but we like we're shirtless oh yeah and it was like me ton and John H on the job and we
2:32 get to this point you're naked underneath yeah but like when you when you go all the way through the process to get it like it doesn't say that in the contract or the creative or anything like that and plus when you get there and you don't I don't speak Chinese so we have like you know our manager and translator and stuff but like everything through translation is a whole different game when you're on a production set plus it's like the 14th hour cuz China for whatever reason with their Productions there's no Union or anything like that that says like like overtime you just go oh ████ that's gang and next you know we're at like the 14th hour and and now they're giving us these Lobster outfits that we're like what the hell is this and then they're like yeah you're going to rip it off you're shirtless and the guys are looking at me like down down but you know you've already shot everything else that builds up to that creative moment so everything
3:22 turns into an argument that like also like it's weird to have like your tone of argument when you're in a situation like you're trying to debate a situation and then the translator translates it like computer like it's like word for word it's like he said this thing it's like oh he said this thing but it's like sometimes I just need the tone to come across like that I don't like this it's not that like XYZ reason but they can't tell the tones whack it it just doesn't it just doesn't somehow get to the right space and we're talking about this concept of needing to preserve our credibility and and reput it's just yeah KFC you know doing wild reputation man it is that is what young people do though yeah protective the compromise ends up being like barely any compromise
4:12 most of it ends up being like we want to just go the ████ home so then we at least get like these tank tops to wear under it you know and oh man it's it's ridiculous and now my my buddies sometimes pull that up as like a oh it's online it's not online anymore I don't know maybe it's lost in the e somewh but some people have video and that's used as like a joke piece we don't have to F we don't have to focus on this one too long we can just move on it's just me covered in blue paint as you guys are well that's that is the worst thing to you by far but that one's still on YouTube that people get search no no no it's gone it's gone it's deleted there's nothing worse than that nothing wow on out of all the things you've had to put on in your whole career I mostly put all that stuff on on my own for example I once wore a lobster costume but it was my idea like it was my creation yeah okay
5:04 so that's fair I wore a bikini and I have pubes put all over showing pretty sick wait what were the pubes made of Me no those are his pubes wait what cuz the bikini was small it was Jill's bikini oh so you had your pube sticking out of it well cuz we were doing this adventure and it was like we thought we were going to learn how to do photography for these models and then my friend brought models and then we thought we're going to take pictures of them and then they flipped it on us and actually it was us model so we had to wear bikinis and me and model just came back from Korea or something and we did not ████ groom and we were not prepared and we just have bikinis on with ████ Bush all over coming out every direction Y and we're just we're
5:56 just taking pictures oh my god what it it's out there it's on the Internet it's out there we got to find these photos it's out there oh man yeah there's hella moments like that that we were just like ████ I guess that's the that's we made a career out of people just laughing at us yeah and I love it I mean that's the whole start of it over there that's some crazy ████ so I don't know if I've done anything that makes me go like ████ man that was ████ embarrassing my brand you know my what about what about before YouTube like when you were just a kid did your mom ever make you wear something stupid or like cultural things no she dressed she wanted to dress me like a cute little Japanese boy you know how um
6:49 in like the way that they dress a Asian school kid just doesn't look cool here for elementary school cool anywhere cuz you look like a British ████ school boy with in a uniform sailor boy yeah yeah and then but it's like a little too old for that at s years old in America yeah true not good looking like School UN in pinio in ████ you know too old for that what the ████ dude like dressing your kid like I don't know like Captain Crunch or something like a big lollipop with it it's like leader hos and ████ yeah yeah not good yeah I I really refuse that that was I didn't I ████ did not like that oh I know something that I I I feel like we um did is uh we parody these two babies
7:42 talking it was a it was a viral video and and then me and Bart thought it was so dope to go buy some Depend and copy the the the two babies that were talking and then um that became our number one video what the so it encouraged you to do more stupid ████ no but like it was that whole like my brand and I don't want to be known for that like I'm a I'm a filmmaker like like so when we got interviewed by our own skits we don't want to parody other people like we got we got interviewed about it and then it was like yeah I did that but I didn't take ownership and be like ████ yeah like that was us that was a great idea it was more like but we have all these other videos that are so much better you want to be like Bart Baker yeah yeah that is funny that is funny and I look it back now I'm like so we we were the one that did it to ourselves take it
8:32 easy take it easy dude I'm in a lot of those part's good guy I like him he's my first favorite part I also have I also have another one that Nina sometimes makes fun of me um so I uh when I was a kid uh you know Halloween you just always dress up and stuff right and I was like probably Ninja Turtle or every version of a ninja for like 6 years in a row as much as I could remember always rap too um and then I remember wanting to not finally be a ninja for one time who picks Raphael I do like really was raap too ████ okay ████ Ra was the badass oh you just like no raap is the cynic he wasad sarcastic yeah he was funny okay well and he was just red was just cool you identified with his personality most I feel like
9:23 like if I had to unfortunately identify it would probably be like Leonardo cuz he's kind of like I agree I get I agree but anyways um you're Leonardo in your neighborhood when you're telling on your neighbors to the HOA you're michaelangel and can't contribute anything meaningful when it counts all right all right that being said you lik my yard you liked my yard Michelangelo's my favorite one Michelangelo couldn't have done it goofy Mich sacrifice all right that being said um I just remember uh I wanted to kind of like I I think I was trying to be funny and troll it and not be cool one year and that was like the year that like the hunchback of noad dam came out and I was like dude I think it' be funny to go to school and be like a ugly Hunchback right and then I remember finding like a CO like you know they
10:14 would make costumes and it would be like a legit Hunchback but then um we was like didn't have a lot of money so and my mom was like no you don't you can't buy I'll make it for you cuz we had a dry cleaner so she had like sewing machine so yeah so I'm like like you know you can't really argue with your mom when it comes to like money stuff but like I don't know this was the idea and bro she that was you can't do a DIY at home quasi Moto like this is like the worst possible thing she like took all the extra fabric from like you know leftover dry clean ████ and like cuz we' just had Fabrics we like so Hunchback and then she like made me a hunchback but like none of it match you wouldn't you wouldn't be able to associate like that's the Hunchback know look like a camel dude Joe Camel dude wait was it even the
11:05 same colors no it was like so like imagine he's got like a you know like a lime green and a brown but this might be like satin silk like a green like a forest the the texture is not even avilable she like a Vietnamese singer bro and it was like I I remember it it was bad enough at school it was bad enough at elementary school but uh I used to take Taekwondo as a kid and then in Taekwondo you would also do Halloween stuff and I just remember showing up and like that and you know in school you could kind of like just like exist and like this sucks well just get me home but in Taekwondo it's like everybody's already trying to be like a badass and I was like I knew I was going to get picked on for like the rest of the week we're going to kick that guy's ass for sure bro so embarrassed I like stood were they like what are you yeah man it
11:56 was bad I don't I think people were just like social distancing themselves did you have the balls not to tell your mom I didn't tell my mom good she she was like she worked so hard on it that's prop that's the way to do it that's proper yeah I was I hated it the second she showed me but I was like ████ she made it so I wore it to two kid events good guy good guy good kid you guys remember like as a kid you start liking the lower quality of something because it everyone else is doing it everyone else has it so like my mom made me a vampire costume too and it was like my dad had it and and I think my brother did or or my cousin it was like all of us became like a vampire family thingy right so then I was like happy about it but when I got there the DIY felt lame compared to like the ████ one you get
12:46 at like Walmart where it's just a plastic face and like a night gown you know looks like a vampire yeah but it's like it's yeah it's it's the art is better cuz with when it's DIY you powder your face and you do the fake blood and you wear those dentures and ████ and you just do your hair right but then when you have like a plastic mask with the thing that that just straps the back and then you have like a cape it looked so much cooler a cape is everything and in my I mean I had a cape too but it was like cut from my dad's jacket or something you know a cape that's got clear Cape structure everything or Cape collar look at back that was way cheaper like I had the cooler costume but then you want the cheaper ████ cuz then like most of the kids their parents are just like I don't want to deal with this ████ and then they buy the thing and now everyone has
13:38 those costumes but even that it was just so hard to nail the blood coming down the chain cuz it just looked like you sucked Hellboy dick like it never looked that good like vampire good yeah to me my favorite costume as a kid was Batman I loved it so much that I would wear the the cuz it was like a one piece where the cape mask was all one conect I think I wore that every day for like the month after years at the dry cleaners when you working drve cleaners I was I was taking like customers helping customers as Batman but like not the rest of the outfit cuz that's too much it's hard to like pee in it and ████ you do you ever think about how you turn out the complete opposite of Batman poor no no no just like not Batman more like Robin right no cuz I think about how like as a kid like we
14:28 idolize those guys so much and then I'm like yeah I'm nowhere near Batman turned out like him all didn't that that didn't work I'm not even close to Bruce Wayne well you know how people always do that thing where they're like if only I saw myself in more movies and I'm like okay cool I saw I could have been Bruce Wayne Sure Thing I'm like I'm not ████ Batman true yeah there's no way a Batman yeah it doesn't really do that doesn't really do that at all actually it's like sort of a vanity thing that people do themselves yeah but there's no like superhero anymore for kids that's like vigilantism I feel like we grew up with so much of that ████ but crime was ████ bad fighting for justice yeah like Batman like all the superhero stuff and I remember like it's just not dark vigilantism right technically Spider-Man's vigilante think now is more
15:18 like you have to fight for affirmative action ████ Dei man that's the true heroes yeah but it is something that everyone does right they go like oh like oh I I wish I saw myself in more stuff as a kid and stuff and I'm like okay well you know what are you you're a tax attorney right now the ████ you know what were you going to be instead yeah what were you going to do shut up Ben Affleck the accountant there you go not bad that's true not kind of a superhero all right you know the FBI was supposed to be it it was originally like a more taxing thing or like a accounting thing it was not there was no guns it was just it turned into that that's right you know swagged out had a glove yeah SW swaged out look at him now swag so it it could change you know I feel like you probably had to wear some pretty dumb stuff mine was recent why mine was so
16:10 recent it was like and that was part of the story where I'm like what the ████ I'm I wore this uh outfit to a Halloween party cuz Tiff likes to dress up she want to be Selena you know like the the sing oh cool and then it's always like she's like you should be like one of my band mates I was like I want to be one of your ████ band mates so I was like I'm going be Ela too I thought that was funny cuz in my head it's funnier in my head you know what I mean so like she had her like classic outfit with like the the purple dress that goes like this or whatever so I was like all right I'm going to do another iconic look and I thought it was ████ hilarious jeans and white shirt one no it was it was the ████ booer or whatever the ████ the the rhy I was like this is going to be ████ hilarious we're midrift showing yeah I was wearing tights and ████ I thought it was ████ hilarious pretty funny I got a wig I had a little cap on and then we and we go to this party and it was like
17:01 a family party and ████ it was my Jutsu coach's party and it's mostly to make him laugh like yeah it was like the boys ha and then you realize like he has a bunch of like family there you know what I'm saying and then like one of them is like a legit politician like there's one dude who's like ████ he's like a legit politician and this full sees me anyway before we walk in we take some mushrooms me and ttim like this be ████ lit so then during the whole time like we're like ah we have some couple laughs we like okay we do the reveal was good and then like moments where I'm walking by and I catch myself in the mirror and I'm like yo who's that girl what the ████ am I doing right now like I look so crazy my lipstick as ████ I'm wearing lipstick bro I'm 30 years old I'm wearing ████ lipstick as was a joke I see like lipstick on my and my hair is all ████
17:51 up my hairy I'm trying to like eat food and like hair is getting in my face I'm like Y what the ████ and then you see you meet other family members and like you know some people laugh and then the rest of them are just looking at me like oh what the ████ is up with this guy dude like who's this GGA for real they don't even know what the it's a costume they don't know who I am actually think you're just that's the thing they they don't know who I am I don't know who the ████ I yet at a certain point I'm like yo what am I doing and then I'm walking to my car and I see this guy driving his car and he's like he's like looking and then like I I see the the realization that he is like Oh I'm a guy and he like gets mad and he's like his eyebrows go like this and then you see this reaction everywhere I go and I'm like yo this is ████ up I should never do this ever again and I told my and I I was telling
18:41 like Tiff on the way I was like I like I can't believe you let me do this and she's like no it's funny but I was like yo you don't think this is like out of pocket for me walking around like this I just felt so weird I was like I should never do this ever again I think that's the last time I'm dressed up as a woman it kind of makes it better that it went down this way yeah like I like existential crisis for real in my head I was like more in character yeah I was like this is moreck yeah this is more this is a Nick Story for sure if you came in everyone laughed i' would be dissatisfied but on my head I was like I was like I can't dress like a woman a politician there that can't be seen with you but it was just like I would like meet some people they look at me like a nice to meet that is bad PR though it's like AOSS Selena on shrooms like politicians for sure like keep me away from that one and it wasn't just it was like other dads in there that I was like with their kids and I'm like yo this is
19:31 not appropriate for me to dress like this who invited the gay prostitute bro like this is this is a bad look you can see my whole ████ ass like it's not like all my ass was showing but like you see the outline I'm like dud this is not good like this is just this is bad they don't know if it's a costume or it's actually like for real like it was just so confusing and it was just so wrong place wrong time was confusing enough for that guy driving by he's like oh ████ oh ████ what the ████ and party's like yo I'm turning some of these guys on I turn some of these guys on they look at my face and they're like and I'm like learn from a guy today that's why they're angry everyone's angry because of how hot you are Halloween ass oh I like guys I was I was wearing tights you can see the cakes but then you saw my face and then you're like oh I wish I knew what what uh person they thought you were like who
20:21 they thought you were trying to be I don't think they had any idea they're like oh he's just a girl yeah he's just a girl like he thinks fny mermaid who can walk or something yeah and then meanwhile I'm walking around with Tiff the whole time and it's just like dude this is just weird this is just so weird were you sparkly though oh my rhinestones are ████ you you had some light reflect around it it was a disco ball I was like if I didn't know you guys I'd be like oh that must be Selena and that must be the fan that killed her yeah that's the manager that reminds me of a party I was at many many years ago and one person showed up as Aaliyah and the couple's costume was the other person was the plane oh yeah that was before cancel culture and all that cancel yeah yikes yeah
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