0:00 Dude, honestly Nina's hot still. I thought post pregnancy it might be like but I'm like hot. Hell yeah. Is it the same? You know exactly what I'm talking about, boy. Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about So often we talk really highly and positively about our ladies, but today we're talking about ways our ████ are dumb. Woah. >> Don't we always talk about how dumb these ████ are? Sometimes, but we mostly talk about how we're dumb. That's true. All right, go first. I talk about how smart Nikki is all the ████ time. I'm always like Nikki's smart, she's the smartest person I know, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. But she does a hell of a lot of dumb ████ It's hard to not I'm trying to find the ones where she's dumb, but I'm not dumber. Yeah, that's that's
0:52 impossible. Even if there's something that she thinks she's dumb with, I'm still even dumber in that way. I would say the only thing I'm going to go first cuz you guys have to elevate from here. I would say the only thing is like her panic response to something. If like something happens that like it takes a logical mind to quickly get to a solution, like but she gets scared of some sort of panic, whether it be as small as like one time and she'll hate me for saying this. Once I remember one time when we were in Greece together just in Santorini, right? >> [snorts] >> Hey, can you relax? You wearing an open shirt, living life? I was honestly I was I was kind of I was kind of cut kind of cut. It was great. Breezes were perfect. Nobody was there cuz I just went during the right time of the season. Got a really good deal on Airbnb. Anyways, Oh my god, dude. And so you know what to travel to travel around
1:42 Think it's the Black Sea. to travel around and stuff you get like a quad, right? ATV. And so she wanted to I'm like, "Yeah, absolutely." But then there's like small winding roads and then we're trying to go to this restaurant and then she got caught in this spot where you know you kind of like need to quickly maneuver like a six-point turn, but like every There's a lot of foot traffic. There's flow. There's people. She panicked while these cars were like waiting for us and there was people walking by. She panicked, so the best way that she thought to handle the situation was to jump off. And I'm sitting behind her. >> Leave the ATV there. >> No, I'm I'm I'm sitting in the back cuz I'm like letting her do it. And so she jumps off and I'm like and [laughter] all these lights and cars and people are staring at me. So I'm like I got to scoot up and try to fix the situation. >> off and jump behind you? No, she just Oh, ████ You ruined her You ruined her plan. >> [laughter] >> She just bailed on you? Did she explain?
2:32 Yeah, well, she just panicked at that moment. She's like, "I don't know, you know?" And she's like she >> panic. Just get out of the situation. >> Flight or flight. Yeah, flight or flight. But I'm like, "Dude, there's I literally I'm not doing any better." [laughter] You know, it's not a skill that I have that's better. It's just a lack of like choosing to panic and just moving on to the next logical move is all. But like that happens, you know? Yeah. She didn't know how to reverse. >> Or like we got a scare with like Morpheus, you know, who almost ate something really really toxic, but we weren't sure. She got super panicked and was already like, "Why didn't we do this? Why didn't we throw that thing?" And I was just like, "Can you give me the number to the closest hospital?" You know, it's like that It really is a a guy-girl brain thing for sure biologically, huh? Yeah. Like the the response to emergency is like Do you think she was just like, "I know Morpheus just ate this, but I just want to be hurt right now. I don't really want you to solve everything."
3:23 >> [laughter] >> I get it though. I mean, maybe that's exactly why we all compliment each other as as well. For sure, yeah. That's that's the point why it works, but it is interesting. >> But there is that quick like you almost try immediately to take all the emotion out because you're just like, "What's the next solution?" It's like all those every video you see of a car crash or something, ████ 50 screaming ladies, one guy goes over to try to help. Yeah. >> Yeah. >> [laughter] >> It's like a weird like thing that's you can't really deny that it's there. That was that fire. That stove fire. >> [laughter] >> And all the ladies were like >> Yeah, dude. >> he came up and he just turned it off. >> Yeah. It's so funny like >> [laughter] >> Classic. There's definitely something that like is calming. Like when ████ hits the fan, you like there's a like something activates in your brain that's like What's the first logical solution?
4:14 >> to be biological, I feel. Dude, the ████ Dana White clip from the White House core White House Correspondents thing. So dude, that was sick. >> so happy. It's crazy. So basically they were they were just like I guess interviewing different people. And they're like there's this clip where, you know, people are like, "Oh, so scary." He's like, "Dude, it was incredible. Like I I was I was soaking it all in. I was just looking around." And he's just like enjoying >> one of the greatest moments. Yeah. He's like a UFC. Also like, you know, why guys have a shorter lifespan. Yeah, it's true. You see that guy? He kept eating. And then people around him were like ducked down and he just like And then then people were like trying to claim it was AI because a a different AI video spread of him. Yeah. That's crazy. So you guys know I'm a pretty big Batman fan. Yeah. All right. So Nikki, one time for Halloween she was like, "I'm going to be Adam West Batman." And so she goes to like Party City or whatever.
5:04 And she comes back with a Batman: The Animated Series costume, the gray and the black with the with the blue in the inside of the cape or whatever. And I was like She's like, "I'm Adam West Batman. Isn't that awesome?" And I'm like "You're not Adam West Batman." And she was very like pissed and insistent that she is absolutely is Adam West Batman. Who is all blue, by the way. He's like ████ like sky blue. He's like You can't mistake Adam West Batman for Batman: The Animated Series Batman. And we had it We were having it out. And then Nikki's like, "I should probably vlog this." So there's actually a vlog video of this. But she was like genuinely insistent about >> But like what's the argument? She just said, "Yes, I am." There's no like detail. >> There's no like she wouldn't even She's She's not even open that she's not Adam West Batman. Did you Were you able to prove to her with like a Eventually, yeah. >> Very easy to just specify why or why not. >> She was not having it. >> [laughter] >> It was not that day. Okay, so it's not
5:54 she's like I don't want to talk about it. >> Exactly. It was like no, I am absolutely Adam West Batman. Yeah, it was like very >> But what what happened after she conceded to Did she concede to him? She had to suck my dick. That's sick. >> [laughter] >> That's a pretty good bargaining chip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You bet on Do you bet on that a lot? I try to, but she never goes for it. And then she over explains to me the why it's not cool because if she doesn't want to do it, then that makes her less likely to want to suck my dick in general. And I was like, all right. It's too bad. >> That's how girls win, though. They exhaust you from talking. All right, now you [snorts] got to give a real example. Yep. Not a cute one. Try to set us up to get divorces and ████ >> Hey, dude. >> [laughter] >> Answer the question. He's all, here's mine, okay? >> [laughter] >> I'm the only one in trouble again. >> This fool's doomed already. Well, that's why I was hoping he'd go first. Every time I go on this ████ talk show, I
6:44 think it's a talk show. We have time for one more from Anthony? We already did 15 minutes of Anthony >> [laughter] >> talking ████ >> We got time for one more from Anthony. And then uh that's it. >> Love when we bait him into going first. >> [laughter] >> I would help you, but I'm ████ dumb. Yeah, I know. So most of the time I'm ████ dumb. You're like being dumb doing dumb ████ getting scolded for being dumb. I think my example all of you guys feel. Oh, yeah. For sure, for sure. Oh, yeah. Like an exclusively me thing. The panic The panic response is is true all the way around. And then also I think with Gio, she knows what my strengths are. So there's no ego. If it's my strength, I make a call, she goes, yeah, go do that. I'm like, ████ that was easy. So like with all investments, all whatever, there's never a back and forth. Yeah, if you think that's right, you go do it. That's good. >> But then the other things that I'm weak at,
7:35 I'll fight for it to the death until I find out I ████ up. Then I'm like, ████ I'm ████ dumb, son of a ████ Oh, damn. Yeah, that's true. I'll be like, we parked in C1. We're I ████ remember like it was yesterday. And then she she'll smoke my ass. She's like, "We're in D17 and there's the car." And I'm like, ████ man. We're still not doing the thing where you guys are talking ████ on your women, so >> to I'm trying to think. I'm trying to think of one. >> Every Everybody's talking about how sick their ████ wives are. >> catch Hannah do is she sends me AI videos like they're real, and I'm like, "You are like a senior citizen." >> [laughter] >> That's funny. >> That is funny. >> That's ████ hilarious. That's actually really funny. That's really >> And she goes, "Really?" She goes, "AI is getting so good." And she goes, "How do you know?" And I'm like, "Sora has a Sora voice. Like it has this like fuzzy Cuz there's never there's never any atmosphere. The voice is always like right It's like it's coming from their brain. >> it's kind of distorted. And then like
8:26 when you look closely, there's like blurs and like fingers are weird and then I'm all like, "Yeah, and then there's just all like crazy s███." Like there's just too many animals in one little river. There's just too many. Like it doesn't make >> She never played video games before at all. She's not a gamer. >> That's I think being a gamer it helps so much to like tell the difference. You've been seeing it your whole life. >> Cuz your brain just goes graphics. It just sees graphics and you like it for graphics and then yeah. Uh so, Nikki, I will find her sometimes. I'll be There's like an energy shift in the house. I'm like, "What's going on?" Energy shift? Yeah, cuz this ████ she just makes noise all day. Like she's doing ████ She's stomping around upstairs or like she's playing music in the kitchen or like, you know, playing music upstairs. So, I'm like, "This is quiet. Where the hell's going on?" And I will look around the whole house. I can't find her anywhere. And I'll go, "Oh my god, it's one of those days." I'll open up the
9:16 closet in our bedroom and she's just laying on the floor in the dark. Her period? No, I think she's just like I She's just like needs to be in a Like overstimulation? >> Overstimulation and like she's like processing something. >> like a deprivation tank type of thing. >> Exactly kind of thing. >> That's cool. And it but it but like I think it's objectively dumb looking. Like to if anybody else was there they'd probably be like what the ████ is this? But I'm used to it and like it's normal to me. But I think it's like I think normies would say that's pretty dumb. No, I think I think you still made it a cute way to say something dope about her. >> [laughter] >> Every time. I think you just somehow made her more endearing. What the ████ I think it's dumb. How about that? All right, I put my neck on the line. Now you say something ████ up about Nina. Go ahead. Dude, honestly Nina's hot still. I thought post pregnancy it might be like but I'm like hot. Hell yeah.
10:08 Is it the same? Is she just so hot she's dumb? I think I'm dumb. >> [laughter] >> It's such a real moment. I think I'm dumb. What? >> Is it the same? You know exactly what I'm talking about. >> 15 on it later. >> [laughter] >> Do you want to actually? >> No, he'll get the credit for the I'm going to get the credit cuz it's my day. That's a that's a slammer, dude. >> [laughter] >> Oh, we're doing it, boys. >> [laughter] >> One dumb thing what's dumb only to me, but at the end of the day I think it's a smart is if I'm around I notice she can turn half her brain off. Cuz I know she'll be able to she knows that I'll take care of most of it. So it'll be like let's say we're going to let's say we get a new package we need to build something or whatever. She just goes
10:59 I'm like ████ But then you bought it for you like let's say she has a vanity or something. I know it's yours. You go build your ████ you know? That's great. >> she'll just go like this. Oh, that's A1 B57 whatever. And I'm like ████ ████ cuz I know that if I was ever gone like let's say JK was still in LA, I would have came back and it just would have been done. Dude, they are super women when you're gone. >> of a sudden yeah, when I'm there she can't do ████ jack ████ ████ >> [laughter] >> I'm like ████ dude. And I'm like >> Isn't that weaponized incompetence? >> It is, yeah. >> It is, for sure. That was very competent. But then it's not it's also not even like >> Oh, do it for me. >> I don't even know if it's I don't know in this case if it's incompetence because I've seen her been competent. >> it's weaponized vagina. That's what it is. >> That's what it is. It's nuclear vagina. >> [laughter] >> They know what they got.
11:49 >> They know what they got and I'm like >> They're like, "I know what I have. I'm not I'm not lowering negotiation. I know what I have." They're like, "Can we Can we skip the part where you think you have some power and then you start walking away and then I don't call your name and then you turn around and you go, 'I'm sorry.'" >> [clears throat] >> Dude, that was real. I felt that one. >> You know what's a really funny one that happens when like let's say your your girl is dumb about something like even a topic you're talking about. So you go like, "All right, let me explain to you, okay? This is how it goes. First you You go on this rant explaining the thing and then like halfway through you're like, 'F███, I don't think that's right.'" >> [laughter] >> But it's too late cuz you're cuz you're so smart now. It's too ████ late to stop and go, "Oh ████ actually none of that I think it's incorrect." [laughter] But you're just still like, "Yeah, all right, you got that. You got it now." >> [laughter] >> I think it's pretty I think it's pretty clear. >> This would be like almost once a day. >> [laughter]
12:39 >> I'm already ████ first thing explaining it and I'm like, "F███, I think I'm wrong." And I'm like, "All right, then whatever." >> Or the other one would be like so Jill That ████ is strong, right? Like she's a strong ████ person. I'm gone and then like I come back or whatever for a few days and then one mattress from one room and the bed frame got switched with another bed frame and mattress in the other ████ room. And I'm like, "Holy ████ you did that by yourself?" And then some other day because I'm there she can't even move like a stool or something. Yeah. >> [laughter] >> I'm like, "What the f███?" Yeah, dude. >> ████ ████ Honey, I'm like, "What what what?" She's like, "Can you move this plant downstairs?" And I'm like, "How did it get ████ upstairs?" >> [laughter] >> Like of course I can. >> If you're going up. >> Yeah, what the ████ And [laughter] I'm like, ████ But then I feel dumb cuz I'm
13:30 like, ████ I guess I have to move it. >> the whole time the truth is that when you're not there there's some other dude doing it? >> [laughter] >> Every time, too. Every time. Our tiger did it. >> And we're ████ so stupid. We're like, they're like super women when we're gone. Damn, we love them more. [laughter] And they're just like ████ idiots. And I'm gone all the time. [laughter] Yeah, you're gone all the time. >> And heavy stuff moves all the time. It's fine. You get food poisoning when you go, so it's okay. Don't don't do that. Don't turn it It's real. >> [laughter] >> It is real. He was in Mexico. I [clears throat] ain't paying for that ████
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