0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys we are very careful today we have a very exciting episode because we are going to be uh taking a big old ████ on the brand of my man anthony league i realize what the real meaning of careful boys is it's not really careful getting cancelled we have to be careful with each other yeah we say something like i'm being a good dad or something i get ████ ████ out for not going to the best boxing match in the world he's gonna ████ have his nude it's not his noodles are already in costco and i'm sure we're going to take it down a hole somewhere do you want to be proud for yourself so you get smashed on dude i feel like i've been getting smashed on the last few days for sure so just bring all the heat i don't know it's a disc or a compliment anymore in here it's just like
0:50 whatever makes you uncomfortable is what it's supposed to be whatever you're proud of you sex have her oh ████ my bad you are a sex driver you're such a sex-having individual yeah and then when the cameras are off you dick sucker like oh man oh that's still sexy it's called oral sex it was talking about you too we was both dick suckers over here i don't care i'm not a sex table over there but yeah tell us about your noodles being in costco that's a ████ big costco dude oh man can you get in a can you give them like a good word for me like i'm trying to get mushrooms oh just get joe in there he's like uh you could just get a membership [Laughter] so so um i uh personally obviously am not the salesperson talking to all the distribution channels and stuff like
1:40 that but i will say well i'm talking to the wrong person then [Laughter] conversation over but i will say you're useless to me [Laughter] it hasn't been dope costco was like on our kind of like our top list of like trying to get into it's one of those um especially in like distribution in america too uh costco's credibility to be able to get into is really really high yeah it's high risk because uh it's not high margins of profit because you're in the wholesale right so it's all about volume and credibility if you can move that much volume it really doesn't matter if you profit or not it's just like a hot product right credibility so i think for us we had to strategically make sure that we did well uh with our amazon avenue and at the end of the day it's like did you guys have a planned road map like that like kind of like first we're gonna hit amazon then we gonna go get costco totally and this leads to this this leads to this and these are what's hitting me walking it's always and it's
2:31 always like shopping the idea of something around right it's it's always like being like um nobody realistically nobody knows how much we did in amazon but it was important to like make sure that we like sold out so we did sell out amazon multiple times but at the end of the day like real talk we didn't have a lot of units we just bought five of them and all five soldiers are buying your own ████ huh yeah filling warehouses with the hell yeah but like conversation i should have done that i would have got a palette for you guys that's what i'm saying pitch pitch wise you're still gonna like talk to the next person and be like hey uh amazon sold out right now so if you want to jump into this thing they don't go but you only sold five of them but what if the costco reps watching jk news right now and they're like that's what he ████ did to him you told me that kenji bane got into costco i was like holy ████ and i went to costco and then i was like oh ████ they have non shim and i got some of these
3:22 because it was cheaper really good i mean like to be honest it tastes better they had so much of it for so little i'd rather go for that that was cool but i meant to go for a rep you did i meant to like at least take a picture of it or something for you jabbawockeez right here just fyi you're always number three or two on everything i'm just trying to be in the conversation once is it only at selected places though like can you go to any costco and get no not yet not yet which costco it's in every texas costco and there's a couple like other midwest states like this a lot of cowboys like instant noodles huh i love that ████ how many costcos are in texas all i know is there's a few but all i know is we're gonna we're in 41 stores right damn yeah is there any here in california not
4:13 yet how can you miss skipper california dude of course we don't want to hate on cali bro yeah dude you give it to the cowboys before you give it to the californians kenji noodles to to california drop dead yeah yeah dude how did that work out how did texas become the first place before yeah how did how did texans they just they just do their demo research stuff like that uh uh honestly there's a ████ ton of asians in texas in the midwest oh it's their callers way more ████ asians here it's costco's call you ████ costco you son of a ████ hawaii has the most asians yeah you know what i can't say though yeah uh officially now we are also in every 7-eleven in hawaii oh ████ that's crazy why do you see me at 7-eleven out there but they're not the costco out there 7-elevens called bro
5:04 i've been trying to buy a kenji bang noodles for so long i can't get them anywhere just go to texas yeah okay yeah ████ yeah i'm gonna go back to hawaii and if i don't see kenji bangs chinga bangs chicken banks dude can they buy it online like let's say someone's watching jingle bangs dude if someone wants to buy it on reaper you can still buy it on amazon you can also buy on kinderbangnoodles.com but it's just the way to like get into certain you know distribution and stuff like that like it's a it's it's a game what's the best way to support you like let's say people are watching and they want to support you is it better for your numbers if it's on amazon or better for your numbers on school where do we go to buy it a best case scenario we all got to go to texas yeah it's it's like make sure that we hit specific numbers like we're you know um i'm not talking about the numbers that we're doing but like ultimately like
5:54 it's always what does it rhyme with though what number does it ride with a drillian bang or bevan killian what does it rhyme with by bundred bowsend something like that dude holy ████ i actually went to 711.com and they have nonship wow that's great i didn't know that you're a piece of ████ everything about you and now they have spicy i don't know why i thought you're gonna pull around the ████ kindred ████ i didn't know why i thought you was at home i'm telling you this stuff is spicy dude stop laughing rick stop it damn it ████ dude i'm gonna go to 7-eleven if they don't have it i'm gonna get mad is it there now it's 7-eleven and why not hawaii yeah you guys go in hawaii
6:45 and texas go get kenzie bangs right now don't get non-ship don't care dude oh ████ play it out bro and it's you gotta get kendra thanks gingerbang is dry noodles let me be clear go go for gingerbread but then yeah if you see nonship he's like i gotta go support the hobie and then you're like oh you gotta bounce up and it's cheaper these are good noodles i'm telling you man they're ████ spicy so you're a piece of ████ too for that one oh i got i got a branding slash business question for you do you see relating to this do you see nam shim as a competitor or do you see other dance crews as competitors nonsense commander so you oh so you're really trying to get the noodle space that's a big competitor
7:36 for you i bet i know why why and why do you see them as a competitor more than like another dance crew i don't know broadening the horizons well i mean the second that you we took even a step into cpg right like consumer package goods this is the second you we walked into a multi-billion billion trillion dollar industry yeah billion by 100 you know what i'm saying whereas like even in the dance space it's like um they're we're we're in such a small like you know like dance is big around the world but at the end of the day it's such a small bubble of like what it actually is as an industry you know what i'm saying literally like dollars generated this week the whole nike theme that came out you know like that's like the most progressive another win oh yeah yeah you know nike shouted you guys out more than shouted baby come on we they
8:26 just posted um we we finally get to uh announce that we've been working for the last four years on uh consulting with tinker hatfield to define uh design the first ever dance shoe that's true wow tinker hatfield is a legendary designer to design all the jordans by the way are they gonna be is it gonna be called the ninja shoe yeah no it's it no it's called the air sesh air session but it's a dance shoe yeah it's a dance that's a joke we've literally been consulting for four years on the same on this major idea haven't been able to talk about it and this week they just dropped that you know so uh so you could talk about it and finally get to talk about it now was the first thing you did email jabberwockies and be like dude you gotta shoot me [Laughter]
9:20 do you have the jab walking like on their phone number let's call them up dude let's do it come on jabba numbers do you actually have maybe like maybe like three or four or five call them up wow that's like i want them in a group text so you can ████ throw the ████ off just in case anybody's like chopping off for the first time i do not hate the jablock i don't know dude ████ right here are talking ████ all day but we are trying to take nonship down i'll say that out loud hey way to be careful boy be careful i'd be scared of knock ████ more than jabba walkies yeah dude i'm not scared i'm inspired by jab hockey today's video is brought to you by tushy okay man you know when we went to japan and we we we everywhere we went the mall the public park the train stations everywhere had a bidet yep i was kind of
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11:54 off after you buy and install your two sheets don't forget to tag us and act hello tushy so we can all see your new bathroom setup how do you take out a giant like that what's your guy's strength naksham is like north korea how are you gonna do that if everything's like north korea dude they're huge how are you gonna do it though like is there a strategy to do that um i think first and foremost uh we are small as ████ compared to them i think it's okay to admit that yeah you guys don't have one pal that i saw the picture i got invited to go to their factory well i was dog ████ i suppose i need it because people like me are going for the kitchen and we're scooping up the ████ option i got i got invited to do a long ████ this is the weirdest ████ hat ever i'm not even gonna show this to my partners for damn sure like oh did you guys talk about noodles on jk
12:47 it's really all good do you guys like mata tron though oh my god yeah let's talk about all the other instant noodles we like pork one dude i get it every time what section isn't it is it in the instant noodles yeah it's in the noodles you don't go wear a dancer put us next to the boom boxes i think honestly on on a serious on a serious uh uh kind of note to like what you were even asking about like i wouldn't want kendra's to only be like understood or perceived as dancers especially as we jump into a much larger space or industry right like when somebody looks like kindergarten news i don't give a ████ if they see kenja's as a dance crew at all i really don't care i'd rather than just be like do you like the noodles yeah you don't understand because that's a whole different conversation that's like apple do you like the laptop yeah or do you like the watch ████ um i like the laptop yeah yeah right and
13:38 and honestly even that's actually a really good example even with apple it's like remember when uh apple was always about computers but it's like they're they're before it was a phone oh why would you do a thumbnail before it was a phone is just a music player that was actually the biggest thing that they had ever created and they changed the music world more than they changed the computer world so it's kind of like if i were to be ambitious and hopeful same thing like kendra's is like um i hope that we're like more like the rock one day you know that wrestling is part of his dna but today the world doesn't need to see him wrestle or anything like that but you know that like that's where it came from and i would love for kendra to always be of course we all we always will have dance in our game from dance yeah but like my ass is getting old and i don't want to dance all the time either and i would way rather sit back ████ people not buy a nunchuck and buy ████ noodles you know so kids your bang is better do your joints hurt because you're old recovery is way harder for sure damn for
14:30 sure it's way harder nowadays that's crazy but the shoes go help the shoes do help the shoes do help thank you very much more comfortable than adidas or no those are real comfortable what was the best dance shoot until you guys coming in and taking that over see to be completely honest dances are so ████ fickle because it's always about style over comfort right with the right side with the right song i got to dance with timbaland's on it's like that's not a ████ comfortable dance shoe but it looks hard as ████ right or if i want to be like you know doing like memphis joking or like you know glides and ████ i'll throw on some jordans but it's not like flexible enough for me to like move quickly to like a housebeat so it's like we didn't have the right thing we're always kind of jumping in basketball shoes running shoes depending on the style what about kung fu shoes they're really light yeah yeah yeah but they might not necessarily have the grip of the spin you know what i mean in order to give you a different type yeah you could spin like crazy on this just an
15:20 example of like a current dance shoe oh those are nice those are ugly dude dancers like to pick out that's tight this is all different that looks like a real dance crew yeah that looks like air like air max or some ████ i don't really like their branding i don't really like their shoes i like them anymore not a fan really yeah i like them they remind me of like this one dance crew back in the day that won first place on this show called america's best dance crew this is quest crew they look like if they made noodles easily they win they're fueled by monks bro if java ever came out and said sponsored by nancy i will ████ kill myself you win all right i ████ would just exit the game to ████ my life
16:13 and they have an adidas shoe called the jabba and it's a ████ dance show i will ████ suck all their dicks and just ████ quick they're gonna have a ████ talk show like this that's bigger that's bigger and better joe rogan they got a student called jabba dojo damn that would be crazy java news japanese jb news dude did you guys watch the japanese they're in every sam's club jabba news hell yeah there we go there you go the rules are better yeah i like how your ████ looks like an nft man oh ████ very good macros too i believe he's actually showing our noodles finally i mean for the best for right now we got one but we're like super excited at the early next year well i don't know if i'm gonna say it but ████ i'm gonna say it you only have a spicy one you only have a spicy one right so it's called the spicy one right now but actually one we're actually we're actually uh going to take spicy
17:05 off of that one yeah because we like barely change it by small percentage so we legally can don't have to call it spicy anymore yeah but we're making another spicier one and this bomb is ████ with different with different noodle cut sizes like thin and ████ or like thick and ████ can you make a soup one please all right cool thanks [Laughter] get that we'll get it very good that's awesome but yeah that whole process what is the new flavors coming hopefully uh topping next year wow next year and then are you gonna incorporate nike into your noodles no damn yeah that'd be sick though huh you have a ████ bowl of noodle in the shape of a shoe and then you it's like a cup of noodle but a shoe a noodle and then you pull it over you pull it open and you just pour water in it and then you're not writing this down you should be writing it would be lit yeah i do i will say that we did we were inspired to
17:55 make our noodle box uh like a sneaker box that's why it looks the way it does oh that's cool yeah you guys really have good designing man it's tight it's a good brand very good the noodles are very good it tastes good because usually like things that look cool they don't taste good i like the texture of it but it actually tastes really it's really good like if you if you know you get your into your flow of how long to like heat the water or whatever and it gets like more al dente yeah yeah super bomb you throw all your leftovers on it and ████ it's super bomb because last time i ate it i was like damn i feel so healthy i got to get a nom shing now to so if not like a regular noodle it's like too healthy yeah dude okay wait wait wait wait wait wait damn it it was going so good didn't you tell me that um it's technically not an instant noodle because of the way it's made yeah it's
18:45 it's legally not called an instant noodle because it's air dried it's never fried yeah because instant noodle you literally it's already cooked right so you could remember as a kid you could break those noodles just eat them up yeah but with this one you can't eat it raw because it's considered raw it's air dried it's an actual you know noodles you gotta boil that ████ yeah you got it it has a nice texture yeah so it tastes so fresh it's red never fried see and it's plant-based but obviously noodles are all plant-based but it's usually in the sauce that they always put in things that are like meat-based oh it's so good in our sauce we made a vegan friendly which is why i'm gonna compete with you guys and be like you got a carrot in it in the vegetable packet we do it's the best vegan food i've ever had yeah jam bro i'm a compete i'm gonna be i'm gonna be like the most unhealthiest ████ noodle on planet earth it's my second favorite too
19:35 ████ watch out i'm gonna be making non ████ yeah there you go non ████ because i don't take that somebody hold him back give me double fried fried animal fat yup would you man ████ that we'll get animal fat from endangered species yeah like what kind what kind rhino rhino white rhino yeah the last one and it it'll be only 20 cents yep right now it's cheap it's unhealthy it tastes really good bad for the environment bad for the environment let's go where are we saying about the process that it's really hard uh just like the the way to like manufacture and then like shipping getting things over and then like purchase orders from different like places right and like especially once you go into like larger distribution like the quantity that they order you're
20:26 like it feels like ████ forever 21 is like coming to your mom and pop like seamstress like i just designed some fast fashion and they're like all right now we do a bulk order and if you don't sell this well by the way you're like ████ yeah how do you how many uh what's the bulk order for 41 costcos bro it's a lot like to see like the shipping container like have like all the pallets and stuff like that do you have a picture of that i might have a video how many containers oh dude just like to see even a whole truck full of like eight pallets you're like i've never seen this in my life you know what i'm saying you never worked in the warehouse because you never did man's work full get the ████ out yeah ████ dude i was unloading trucks as a 120 pound man
21:17 yeah dude you're disgusting i thought you were just ████ i just bought some kimchi bang right now dude on amazon did you no he told you go to costco i can't i can't go to texas i gotta i gotta get it on amazon you get to add the option it's going to be here tomorrow and i got some options it comes together i would like to really quickly read a review of kinder bang noodles from amazon.com uh-oh hell yeah this person says i was cautiously cautiously optimistic about these noodles wow so they looked at the noodles and like i don't know about this ████ what's cautiously optimistic i don't know about this ████ the inflection i've eaten ramen noodles maro chan for most of my childhood and well into my adult life i love asian noodles whoa i also love the dance scene and i was kind
22:08 of scratching my head when the kinjas announced they were coming out with noodles but being a fan of the dance group and the food group i was quick to order these as soon as they they popped up verdict they're good but they're a bit spicy for people like my wife who don't like spicy foods well ████ her then ████ your little ████ why is she eating a noodle that says spicy she doesn't like spices yeah you don't like spicy ████ capital c capital c go figure it out it's like oh i hate spicy let me bite into a jalapeno yeah i don't like this ████ yeah so does everybody else nobody likes her it looks cool it's so wet sorry continue so then he says um yeah my wife doesn't like spicy foods but she's a ████ anyway yeah but for me it was the perfect amount of spice i'm hoping they come out with different flavors in the future it's a little awesome i like this guy's good
22:59 man and the consistencies of the noodles is perfect my only minor complaint is that i wanted more oh it's a it's a good serving size but i gotta tell myself not to make two packs for myself it's no non-shim amazon oh go support our very own anthony it's right here kendrick [Music]
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