0:00 he was so stupid and I was stupid too and then he'll hey what's that answer homie and I'll give it to him when we failed he'll be like hey you Fu stupid homie he BL it on you I'm like but you're dumb too like what the you say homie no I'm just saying I'm dumb I'm sorry for being dumb it's [Laughter] [Music] what all right so um Jesus I'm going to show you something thing and I just want you to to let it Channel all of the deepest feelings that come from this don't hold anything back that means but okay let it all out oh really like watch this and yeah just watch this this going to pop out though right no no it's not going to pop out but just give us your thought wait wait wait wait wait you have to prep me for this what are we
0:50 doing the okay cuz uh do you need to get something first or just do it just do it hold on yeah oh yeah perfect PR perfect PR what's your name oh wait let me turn this up sorry wait hold on dude off the bats I love pervy voice nothing gets to go fan ofast hello girl am I a fan of Clint Eastwood yeah ████ oh dude you're about to see C dub dude you're about to see Clint East dub come on man hold on dude the original CW what's your name girl but everybody calls me Amy oh that's right John MC Bernie but everybody calls me [Laughter]
1:42 MCB 12 13 and nothing kisses yeah baby yes and we got ████ shirts baby look at this we got old up for kisses we got is 12 but 13 in September you get a shirt you get a shirt you get a shirt you get a shirt you get a shirt you can go get the shirt right now click the description that's what I'm talking about baby 12 but 13 in December Baby sep hold it up for kisses December September who cares D it's September right now it's December now yeah that's why I said December I ████ love you guys dude this is ████ awesome what
2:33 do you what do you think of that man I love it I loved everything about it you love everything about it yes symbolism for a menstrual cycle my God oh my goodness that's a symbolized for that ████ slash it's just designed it's supposed to be Clint Eastwood's face in that clip the little Mark yeah why is he has like camo on it's that little slash oh dude when you're dude you got to be in the woods can't you got to be CT yeah dude you got to be in the wood if you're you can't be out in the open yeah dude you got to wear cam here is the thing dude what if you rock this shirt and someone's like yo what do that shirt mean like Ewood I'll be like how old are you 25 not old enough walk away dude the perfect thing about this shirt is you wear this and it's a party conversation they're like what is this and then you play that video and then you see the
3:23 reactions on their faces and then they they they just bump you down the ladder in their head and they're just like what the ████ go you bought that shirt my boss gave it to me Joe's like no we made him we produced them you see that old creepy guy in the back he's like I like that shirt who he knows before you say what do you do when you start realizing all the same people the same clientele are buying these shirts hopefully they're just JK fans also how did you find a clip and Steve Green showed it to us one day dude that ████ is hilarious I love everything about that clip because Steve saves all these types of Clips on his hard drive it reminds me of being young and you watch a that movie and you're just like these guys are out of their ████ mind and the the fact that that's what used to be the thing it makes me it
4:14 makes me laugh cuz it's like we don't have that comedy no more to me it's like some people watch these movies I don't think that was comedy that's what I'm saying some people watch it just like oh yeah that's what I'm talking about and the other some people of us smoking just laughing at these movies like yo that's ████ crazy we why it remember that movie you would just be like rewind that part and it's supposed to be serious but you're just laughing how stupid it is that's what I'm talking about it's weird too because I guess I love the trivia of that clip is that he wasn't meant to kiss her he improved oh really yeah this ████ C duub being C dub oh Clint uh sorry you weren't supposed to shut up that's why he wanted to be a director well you're next like for him being a what a line what a guy great line he's got games yeah that's Riz that's that's that's that's remember that Viral one where the Asian guy was uh he had glasses and he
5:05 was smoking me and he was like yo I got to get a constipation meds I hate that guy yeah and then like that guy you're like dude that guy like this is czy that guy needs to be gone as a kid eliminated if I was a kid I I was like yo I'm out this guy what the ████ but it is true it would be really weird if open up for kisses yeah I would have been like that would be wild to be confronted to confronted guy who's just like and so what like oh ████ that's the guy who's going to buy this ████ shirt now guys thanks a lot for promoting it the right way we'll see him at the water park no buy this shirt cuz you know what put your shirt on let me tell you something this shirt represents how funny and stupid that clip is that's what that is dude what do you think break down the line old enough for kid what do you think about that line here's the thing dude you know what I say that to my wife a lot now o e
5:57 fkk kisses what a line what that's America right there back in the day hold enough for kisses you know what I'm saying see M and dream hey man I I ████ you know I get it back in those times uh if it wasn't for my grandma and grandpa you know what I mean I wouldn't be here yeah same what that even mean as then if she wasn't old enough for kisses uh my grandpa you know what I mean would have never went in for a kiss I wouldn't be here I say that to dogs all the time before I make out with them dogs how old are you yeah cuz they're usually underage cuz most dogs don't survive past 14 12 years old yeah that's true or 18 but they got dog years to add up to that I'm all trying to all dogs are 12 all dogs are minor or 13 in September all dogs are 12 all dogs are miners good God all dogs are young what
6:48 else do you think what do you what else do you think this could be misinterpreted as well it could be that know the context I'm not 12 no more I'm 13 also if you're Latino you're walking around with the 13 very brave oh yeah it uh another good selling point okay if it's not Friday the 13th September SE 13 homie what the ████ they can't read they might think 13 is it no that's their gang Joker no this is September Joker no joker no you only gang bang in September homie like no dude God damn it Jer September never dropped out of Middle School dude the ████ is wrong with you you know I get confused with with the letters homie actually looks really tight
7:38 though dude I had a stupid ass chollo bully dude I hated that guy but he was so stupid and I was stupid too and then he'll hey what's that answer homie and I'll give it to him when we failed he'll be like hey you ████ stupid homie he playing on you I'm like but you're dumb too like what the ████ you say homie no I'm just saying I'm dumb I'm sorry for being dumb it's what I don't know how you flipped it on me like I might feel worse he hang out with another ████ white boy hey that ████ stupid homie ████ smart the ████ white Bo like yeah he's ████ he's ████ real stupid like roasting you homie roasting yeah yeah so ████ dude uh I love it thanks for the ████ gift I can't wait to wear it and show my girl she's going to
8:28 be like what the 12 and the how are you going to explain it to her you got to show her the video how do you think she'll take it and then cut to her going like what the ████ and I'm like I know right that's what I'm talking about we should she like yeah dude the homies at JK she's like I don't want you hanging around with them you can't go there anymore don't we should put like send this with a QR code or maybe we should have put a QR code link to that video so people could check out oh that would be genius dude you just take a picture like have it queued up when you're whenever you're wearing the shirt just have it ready that's my favorite line dude my favorite line is the ████ old that's a crazy line what a bar but it commun is excited about that bar the the editor's room the director room so everyone was cool with it back then Bart
9:19 has a point it's just it's a chain before it goes out on theaters it's a goes through a couple of fil even before DVD and there's a couple of old men that are watching this at least 30 eyes saw it after they finished filming just different standards back then it was 79 it left the executive room and saying like send it wasn't there that one movie where there's that last scene where that guy puts that girl in that little uh elevator thing and then she goes down and he ████ makes out with her and then but then she goes down at the end and then he he ████ but then it was like why you making out with a kid okay what is this there's a movie talking about the professional I was going to say the movie that made me very uncomfortable was the professional they made out did they make out I don't know if they made out but was that the one with Nellie partman yeah the whole I thought they made out but the whole
10:09 movie I was like are they going to are they going to ████ like what's going on here there's like so much sexual tension really there's sexual tension in the movie I thought it was sexual tension everybody was like no it was like a bond with a child and adult I'm like yo I don't know what movie you're watch that's what I thought I was like I thought it's rescue hostage but then he's like in love with her and I was like if a listen if I am an assassin right and I'm out here trying to kill and there a little kid asking question shut the ████ yeah yeah get the ████ out of here I'm not kicking it with the kid the kids get the ████ away from I thought the point that it was like softening him as a person oh he didn't soften him at all dude got him hard as a rock cuz I saw a different energy between those two I was like yo I wonder if other people have that same take I
10:59 bet I bet I bet a lot of people think that though when they see the professional what if in the commentary it's that's what it is and my friends are like like here's where he gets turned on here's right here dude they're not going to ████ and then there's moments where they lock in eyes and looking at each other I'm like they're ████ like they're not going to dude get out of here what do you think of this cover this is the movie that we just saw that we just saw what is that movie about what is even about yeah yeah yeah yeah what's the movie apparently he's got like um a relationship with like a bunch of different women in that like from like different professions whether they're like a a nurse like a school teacher to like a kid or whatever did he write this movie he's just a womanizer ████ Clint is like how about I just ████ everything inside yeah yeah it's called the be gilded the the writer the writer I guess he get why would you name something so weird I don't even know what that means
11:49 beg I don't what what does begu mean let's look it up what we just saw a negative thing it sounds like one of those old words that nobody uses smart or something right or like crafty is that what it means gu what does that I thought it was a white guy on Street Fighter impress right now if you're right H I'm really impressed if you're right Sonic Boom to charm or enchant someone oh so that's his in a deceptive way he's the he's risen everybody up oh it's it's an old version for Riz rizen everybody even kids oh so the modern one you know how they remake old films they should call it the rizzler the rler they did remake it already oh really 2017 yeah a begu yeah of the begu but they is he kissing kids no they don't have that party so who took who took his role Colin frell oh yeah dude Colin farell it's Colin Ferell Kirsten dun Nicole
12:41 Kidman El Fanning it's like a Powerhouse so he to ████ all these girls Colin phell if if his ████ car breaks down and he comes in just to use the phone he's not coming in my house all right lock your kids lock your grandma lock everybody up don't let him in so he's ████ something cuz once he's in he's he's going to get his hands on you I feel like some of the these guys though they just use this excuse to kiss all these girls on scene because they're like oh man here's a movie I'm going to be like 50 of the hottest girls right now I'mma put on film and I'm going to just make a story where we just had to kiss all day yeah some of these ████ uh Hollywood ████ writer and directors are living their pervy lives through ████ it's art they want to see some weird ████ and it's like bro that's this is the weird ass time to do another take and another one another take CL take your time oh
13:31 the lens was on we got to reshoot it so here's the story of because like we've never we've never seen the actual film and most people haven't but uh it's the story is that it's in the middle of the Civil War and he's a a dude from I think the union side that deserted the war so he's hiding on the opposite side that's why he's in the bushes like that so then like he he ends up like uh kind of seducing these different women of this boarding school or like a town and then uh causes them to have their own Civil War in away let me tell you something dude I daydream this scenario all the ████ time I always tell myself I went to Iraq son and I went to Iraq and I would literally be yeah let go let go go go go then I'll ████ change it to normal ████ and I'll just be out with the people and just have a ████
14:21 fest and I wck all right find me some yeah find me some of them ████ you know some them Iraqi girls you know what I mean best in Iraq I never thought I would hear those what what other countries would you go do you guys want to watch the actual trailer to this movie it's kind of short yeah cuz I have zero context I think having we got to watch the whole I kind of want to watch the movie now well here's the trailer uh-oh oh my God oh my God is right ████ is he going to jump down and kiss her don't even got shoes on he got the union pants on oh get the ████ that many women relax guy is brought to an all girl school to become the prisoner of these man deprived women who these man deprived women this has to be a porno bro this is some 70 ████ for
15:14 sure I'm clean oh ████ ████ is mine I wash his dick these men deprived women what happened to you he's like oh yeah ████ my age so it's kind of like a horror film on his end possib this like misery but like kind of tight misery dude don't get it this ooh even the hell gets it they're all trying to ████ poor guy is drained dude his balls are drained he's ████ going through it he goes I can't stand it oh damn toay alive we must love to stay alive that's probably how he rationalized it he's like I kiss every woman I have to kiss her too this place I got to keep the piece by ████ them
16:04 all the only way to survive is the ████ this is Hil oh no not another man get him out of there yeah you got to kill him dude that's all your ████ guy oh another guy oh there's a bunch this is my chicken coop this is my chicken coop yeah he's got to kill all those guys so he can make love to those sweet sweet ladies too many ████ testicles around here this move's kind of fire bro seual the sexual enemy oh she's trying to ████ block he's going to kill her he's going to kill her a ████ are those kisses on the side of his head Elizabeth passion latent and violent hit it late and violent oh she she going bad on him too and then they're going to ████ start
16:54 kissing you ly FY I hope you're dead the tensions the jealousies the conflicts of seual confrontations rare even for today rare even for today even for today bro everyone wanted to ████ them and then they got mad when they found out everyone yeah that is do you don't understand how many times I dreamed this scenario you know how many times I dreamed this not only when it comes to war but I would always be like yo imagine if I like my parents moov to a small town population maybe 5,000 and I went to a school with all hot ass girls and only two dudes and the other guy's ugly I'm the only hot guy in town you don't you understand me all these hot ass girls have to compete with me every
17:44 day Jus is like all right I guess we'll ████ yes it's like I'm so tired all right but make it quick they bully you they they just corner you in the bathroom and stuff just ████ you all day like that ripping the shirt being like God like a shot of this and people just kissing me I'm like oh God es especially if you're a wounded soldier bro if you're a wounded student and everyone has to take care of you that's a dream the things I J dream about I dream about getting shot and coming to school and surviving the shot I would be like oh I wish I can get shot for real I know what you're talking about you have no many time like I I want to get shot but survive yes like survive surv if I know with a cool with a cool battle scar oh for sure walking to school like oh ████ and then wear a muscle shirt and like what happened I have to air it
18:34 out and the girls are like did you get shot I'm like yeah I got I got blasted I won't even say shot I say cool things like blasted yeah I got ████ blasted and ████ yeah it's all good you see the other guy I survived you know what I mean the other bullet came this way I bit it and threw it away but anyways that's all of our dreams is to be 12 but 13 in September yeah baby link down below shirts are available now go get it guys let's go if you guys wear this to my my uh if you wear it if you say if you buy it and you come to my show you get a free ticket how about that dude how about that that's sick they D you have to DM me the picture how they the shirt oh okay you have to DM me the picture of the shirt if someone questions you you just say Tom I just love Tom Brady let's go dude I just love
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