0:00 she's like you know what like instead of carrying all your luggage back and forth why don't you just leave some of your clothes here so when you come when you come here you have clothes and I was like I don't trust you with my chonies yeah what does she say what does she say when you say things like she says a bunch of you know like Curly tongue words she just starts spell she call you I don't go back to your country okay [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys today we are going to figure out is subin faking it or not I think he's faking yes he is he's faking it what do you think you both you guys Faking It wait what happened I just lost it I I was
0:50 just screaming a bunch yesterday what the hell is wrong with you loved it and yesterday when you were screaming your head off did you know that you're going to do an internet show all day the next day I forgot you didn't prepare no I forgot you can lose your voice doing that you know what's crazy I never lost my voice ever what yeah ever have you guys lost your voice even in the military even in the military we like yeah people like two weeks and I'll talk like this I was still able to go maybe try to get to death metal singing yeah maybe get that neck look at this vocal cord just naturally go from your diaphragm oh is that is that how you lose your voice M you you pick it up in theater maybe I just naturally been screaming cuz my parents whooped my ass and I'm so good at it you should be a Mongolian throw singer I don't know if I have that cool texture stupid can you
1:41 say can you say crawling in my skin crawling in my skin that's pretty good sounds pretty good actually B but then he's kind of tired so it doesn't sound intense yeah you do do it louder louder trying to save it go come on it don't matter we can't even have sou today like this go like this go like this go had a little lamby had a little lamb you didn't do with the tongue now now now now now come come come no like like that like orgasm I don't want to do that I don't want to do that hey St do Ste Steve is a theater Legend yeah come a little bit you had if you had
2:31 another like co-star that was like going to perform and his voice was all raspy like what would you recommend hot tea honey so that that legit works yeah and ginger we have that here you want it I'm down okay I'm down wait tell us the story how you lost your voice uh I was just at a twins birthday party you know they're from Hawaii so it was both of their celebrations it was both their celebration Mike Tyson fight two girls two girls wins or twins Twins and then it was a wooden or wood wood wood or wouldn't wood or wouldn't wood or woodn't wood or wouldn't just answer the question would or would okay proud of that's so sick that's great answer that ████ so sorry continue
3:22 the story my bad it's all good I was watching the Mike Tyson fight I was just screaming at mic like oh ████ he's going down and then a bunch of Hans were there so we're all just ████ Chi whooing choo choing the whole hours and I woke up and I was like ████ oh ████ didn't help Mike at all either what you did yeah so your your voice was okay at night and just when you woke up you're like oh ████ yeah I don't know what dam I don't know what happened but got home at 3:00 and I woke up and I was like ████ woke up RFK he's going full rightwing dude yeah can't you talk about like how they've been put putting poisons in our food and stuff yeah I don't know much cuz I like I enjoy all of it they put arine you got to say they put atrazine in the water right some ████ like that they're about
4:12 to take out all the fluoride I heard that yo I'm just glad he's even going to go for foui is he going to go what do you mean he's going to go for fouchi he's going to ████ go ask him out finally he must the C prom with me we all been waiting he's been so obsessed with them he got a position right Department of Health and something HS he has to get confirmed though yeah but yeah what did you think no it's just like the appointments that Trump wants to do they don't got it yet HS what did you think of the Tyson fight though it was so booty literally his booty like he just everything was there his booty ████ B that was so weird who' you think was going to win going in going into the fight okay to be honest I thought Jake was going to win we all thought but we were hoping that Tyson would win yeah why didn't you say that to the boys before we bet $700 on you just came at me oh $100 Mike I was
5:03 like M so you just rolled with us so you just threw money in with he's a riter we all felt the same thing nobody decided to say that's not a good idea but it was it was the underdog too it was the underdog how do you bet against your childhood hero though that's ████ that's like betting against Michael Jackson that's like betting you can't bet but Jake Paul's his childhood hero what see n you can't bet against childhood hero dude I think when it comes to gambling though I'm like with Nick where I'm like I don't want to do it when I like actually care yeah that's true it does m it's weird but that's why I was like if everyone's going to do it I'm going to give you a 100 and I'm not going to look the other way but I did hesitate right cuz I was like I don't usually hesitate when it comes to gambling but let me ask you a question cuz this a predicament I face a lot let's say you have someone that you
5:53 love and then but your betting brain is like the other person's going to win do you bet on who's going to win or you bet on who you love oh dude if it's my gambling brain I bet on what I'm going to win no just like okay so you have gambling brain and love brain right yeah then now you're done with that phas now you go to the net totals what's the actual triggle trigger that you pull if I'm putting money in it's already bet brain no matter what yeah that's why I hesitated when when they wanted a bet and then and then I was like I'm not going to I'm not going to play and then and then everyone was like no let's do it Joe come on and I was like all right I'll just threw a 100 in but in my mind it was like really hard to go I'm just giving this away yeah I'm not actually like in it like that but it feels worse because it's it looks like he barely tried so it looks like really yeah like if he really gave it his all and still
6:43 lost you wouldn't really feel that bad it looked like both were holding back yeah both Jake and uh they rigged it Jake could have knocked him out anytime and Jake said he kind of carried him a little bit and Mike Tyson didn't throw a single overhand right no and that I think that would have laid Jake out anytime he just threw it just threw two two of them but maybe that was the yeah he's just going like this the entire time no he was going like this yeah biting his love too I'm like man you saw that dumped our money dude being robbed by a 58-year-old man they got us they got us so ████ at least he gets to ride off into the sunset some money and hopefully he can retire I wonder how much of that he gets to keep though how much he has but I want another one where he comes back and then he actually beats somebody and we're like yay I don't think he is I don't think I know but that's what got me ████ watching this one this was the most boring fight that
7:34 I've seen since the last Mike Tyson fight yeah I think that's how everyone felt was like oh that one he couldn't do head shot so it was like it he didn't he wasn't really going hard and they're like but this one he's going to go hard and then it was worse than the other one should be a shame they they are ashamed of at least now he gets to pay his back taxes and then not pay his na taxes but he still got they need another fight to pay his now taxes what a nightmare bad stuff Bad News Bears dude yeah I think he shouldn't have fight at all yeah I think he I agre yeah for sure he didn't G anything we all had the mystery the he killed the mystery of everybody going man if Mike Tyson got back in there he would have ████ the Jake Brothers up the thing and we should have left it at that that's the thing
8:24 the reality is way more sarer than like the mystery yeah cuz you back them up not even knowing if he could do it you're just like oh he would smash you if he came back y yeah then now it's like and he's forever like this person and that's probably why he had the legend answer to that 14-year-old Legends Legends smend I got bills to pay yeah yeah yeah I'm just going to hold my hands up the whole time and not really do much yeah maybe CU his sentiment is like I don't want you guys to think about this after yeah legit forget about this yeah just forget about it all please I know what happened to him so he's going to make his kids look at him like he's special he was selling the fight man sold maybe maybe he meant the other kind of special you guys have like childhood Heroes like that that just keep getting like taken like through throughout the years I feel like one after the other all of my childhood heroes are like getting destroyed is that how you felt with Bill Cosby with
9:15 well previous to that it would be like I became more of a fan of like who like d Diddy you're so cool oh Diddy was a hero of yours that whole era did he was cool well I thought he was pretty like GA plus y cuz I was West Coast he's East Coast right but still like there's a there's an era where you're like oh these guys are so cool but you don't really but and they're not doing cool crimes I think that's what makes me feel sick it's like if we found out that Diddy real life was like a super big drug lord and like like a hacker yeah something really cool I would have been like oh that's cool but then he's like doing like R Kelly crimes and you're like oh that's not cool that's he's doing Cy crimes dude he's like I want all these guys to ████ my wife in front of me yeah and I'm going to record it so disrespect yeah or like
10:06 that dude from that 70 Show how he went down so hard I thought he was a cool guy I didn't know that he was oh something Masterson you didn't know he was a predator yeah dude a serious Predator hey what's up guys just in case you have seen some of these lovely pieces on some of our gentlemen here these awesome Jade pendants or you may have seen the recent JK Adventure where we went to J Jewelers just remember that the sale is on now now if you want to visit the j.co you can even find some of the stuff that our guys have had and way way more the selection is huge so make sure to visit the J Jewelers and check out what they've got check it out let's go it's like that ████ on Smallville Bud oh yeah that's huge that was big though was hug is that just part of the life cycle you guys think like I mean no one can stay out on top forever but do you guys think is that's just part of it where
10:56 you end up getting you know dragged down the hill or whatever sometimes you you live a life and then you just want to see your wife get pounded on by dude I hear no I mean like like I don't know like even mean I guess Arnold szon are going stayed on top for a long time I think it's just he might still be on top actually it just depends if the lifestyle gets you or not right yeah like you look at Conor McGregor like that dude yeah like Conor McGregor he's not even my childood hero he was like my my adult hero and then he didn't even last 10 years wait what happened to McGregor well he's just like you know he has all these like wishes of coming back to fighting but then you know he every time you see him in the news he's just like he's doing a bunch of blow or something he's punching guys on a yacht then you see him gring another chick and then they're like wait but your wife's literally right next to you bro there's a video of him like grabbing a chick and trying to like dance with her and then
11:47 he's and then he turns around and his wife is there and he's like like dude whing out dude just like dude people can't contain it I think that's what it is man it's like everyone has vices and I think when they're in a position of power to exercise those vices without any kind of walls exactly then that's when you like like my buddy who's uh who used to jizz and the vanilla like what if he got famous and Rich you know like imagine what he would be doing you know what I mean it's like that it's like you have these and he worked for hogen or something I think they're like pre Fame perversions that people carry around he'd ████ built his own ice cream brand y yeah they'll call it dripp they be spiking the ████ with ice cream yeah the pry have you tried the vanilla that's what that's what it's called I think it's not I think the life St probably doesn't get to you more than like your previous little fetishes start to get more bigger like cuz then you realize like oh I could do this you
12:38 become like really Wonka of whatever dreams you have exactly yeah it's like Wonka ████ I'm happy I didn't ████ blow the ████ up then what would you what would you have done I don't know cuz I don't I don't know if it's one of those things where you always know you had a fetish or you open the or the fetish grows with you yeah oh oh like like it's a gateway what's the thing you like doing like when you going to chop people's plants that no no let's say for example like uh I like real estate porno right yeah yeah I think they're the hottest so it's like this it's like a it's like a little ████ bean sprout right now right is it is it if I become a billionaire do I like go look at houses and I'm like yo if we just close bedroom here's a million dollar with the real estate AG like does it become like how does it get there like you know what I
13:28 mean and I don't want to have to even offer and then go wo that was weird why did I do that but then you do get the blow job like oh this is how it's done it's like you know what really closes this deal yeah so I'm like that's kind of scary but you're also so organized I feel like you'd find a way to like doctor that so that all of it was consensual and set up sign a couple waivers first yeah or like you'd have an assistant be like Hey so uh let's spice it up bit a little bit eight out of 10 of the people I'm going to meet today are ready to ████ me but I don't know which eight they are yeah see I don't know I don't know if it's like you always had a fetish or something becomes a fetish because of how powerful you become kind of like you you have sex with all the hottest girls and you're like what's next the hottest men and you never even like guys but then you just got bored of girls it's easy pick about dude simple P do you think if Bill Cosby had never become famous that he would be Roofing people
14:19 at like bars and ████ I think he' still be doing it but on a smaller scale yikes yeah that's something that doesn't go away I guess or he would have got caught sooner maybe maybe yeah maybe because like I think the fact that I think half the victims were like they're not going to believe that Bill Cosby Roofing my ████ drink dude right like some people don't believe it now exactly dude The Branding 10 years ago when when all this went down or whatever Cosby's branding was insanely like wholesome so clean forever it was wholesome I just forget that yeah now it's just his face like this like where he Go's like funny is isn't it funny how like on YouTube even like we we know a lot of clean people and they're some of the worst ████ on Earth 100% he doesn't know any like that you don't know any dirty scumbags
15:11 he doesn't know he he's never met a single one huge time he's only done one video about one but that's that's maybe she's better now who knows nobody knows no but like isn't that weird I think it's the it's the polarism of it like really like sometimes like you're like the most wildest person on camera but then in real life you're like super home wholesome I heard you that could have got better that was like the perfect super really good Super H Super H a great level dud good point Jo it's a great Point too you should have went with your gut and your guts was I knew the psych take would be good dang yeah keep that subie were you
16:01 guy no before or after I didn't even know who he was was there anybody that you were disappointed in when they like got in trouble for something disappointed yeah you know like someone you looked up to that like got in trouble for some oh yeah yeah no I think it was just Michael Jackson Michael Jacks what's there to be disappointed about he didn't it didn't happen he didn't do it though I mean you're disappointed that he was accused right ████ that I was disappointed he was wrongly accused too yeah the fact that it was just there I was just like what the ████ like why are you even accused in the first place why is this even happening oh okay so you don't think he he you think he's innocent as well I think he's innocent dude I think so see but it did blow my brains like you know on the YouTube space days where you meet squeaky clean dudes squeaky clean girls their content they don't cuss they're just doing ████ Disney covers and then they're ████ slutting
16:53 away at these shows and you're like what the ████ and the funny thing is they think we're wild Bo so then when we get booked to college shows they they get disappointed cuz we don't ████ drink and get high with them and they're just like I thought you guys would be so much more cooler and I'm like you guys should have ████ booked some puppet show kid show on YouTube cuz they'll ████ do all this ████ smoke cigarettes you or what the crazy part the part that makes me sad but I guess it's just cuz I'm going come back is you know like the squeaky clean ax they'll get crazy brand deals right like oh you do a vacuum Hoover vacuum brand deal here's like 40 G's or whatever and it's because you're so wholesome and then they they do it but then right after they use the 40gs to buy cocaine yeah yeah but then for and they ████ the vacuum but I'm like I don't even do
17:44 cocaine I just got a potty mouth but then we won't get those those kind of brand deals because we have to deal with scumbags too the scum Brands as soon as the door closes the vacuum sitting there like a ████ that is a that is an interesting thing though that you have a more wholesome life but a more like crass brand yeah yeah cuz my life is actually pretty wholesome yeah you're like the you're like the daddest man on the planet but I'm I'm I think I'm the landmine in my life that Gio and taica steps on all the ████ time accurate you're the land we should probably be Faker then huh if we just clean up our act and didn't curse we'd probably get some sick brand deals be kind of cool should we start doing that how long do you think we could do that for though not very long 10 minutes 10 minutes do not even not even one video yeah maybe 8 minutes let's actually try why don't we try for the next episode to
18:34 like Let's do let's have the cleanest and then if we if someone messes up we have to start over clean set dude that's insane dude a clean set but with like talking points that is would be favorable to like we got to talk about something really hard to talk about cleanly okay it's a challenge I can't even clean with my mother-in-law you can't this morning she was like uh she's like you know what like instead of carrying all your luggage back and forth why don't you just leave some of your clothes here so when you come when you come here you have clothes and I was like I don't trust you with my chonies yeah what does she say what does she say when you say things like she says a bunch of ████ you know like Curly tongue words sounds to me she just start spell she call you I don't go back to your country
19:24 okay this is America and by the way this is Trump's America what would Gio's mom do to your underwear I just think it's funny to say she's so wholesome he's always hitting on her though I think it's funny to say something like that stupid I saw I get to saw her I get to see her today oh yeah you saw her she dropped me off yeah she dropped it off Gio's mom yeah oh yeah was it was it was it everything you thought it would be I fig I kind of looked like Gio a little bit so I was like oh yeah she does and she's very like wholesome very motherly like she has Jill's face she's a real mom she look like she has her face yeah she look like a what like a she was a nurse or something she was a teacher no she was a teacher it just looked like she had a nurse outfit she wearing scrubs to deal with bar she had to wear scrubs it was just Sweat Just sweats
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