0:00 [Music] glean maxwell [Music] oh his favorite what oh she's hot though hey good titties she exposed the list finally i feel like we're the only news source that talks of this but no one takes us serious because because we talk about her just because like yeah we could object to fire yeah but we break so much ████ news that no one else does but it's because we have so many dances on the show everyone doesn't take this seriously that's not a dancer no if i was a judge i'd like tell me who the ████ on your list unless you show me your titties unless you show me your duties maybe that's how she got out of it she's probably getting out by showing titties those are innocent titties it depends though because if the bigger her nipples the more i'll forget
0:51 really you don't like big nipples i'm i'm super that's what i just said oh okay okay like it's so good the bigger the area it better take it all over his office yeah yeah like most of the breasts the whole ████ thing it goes down to her belly button yeah whoa that's crazy it better look like a goddamn birthmark like breasts better be the accessory to nipple yeah that's a salami i just wanted to see not much breast i don't want to see a lot of diplo that's a baloney well hopefully it's it's not just a bologna it's like a series of bologna we're looking at for it to be like the funnel of like an oil change for a car you know what i mean we're looking at a bologna takeover you know what i'm saying like we're looking for angular wise i'll give it a shot i don't know i don't want a king shame but i'll give it a shot yeah you didn't see it right there just comes this way and then just google it
1:41 see if he likes very square there so glenn was sentenced to uh 20 years right 20 years in prison that's it man but our kelly got 30. our fellow got 30. but let's be real i love the comparisons constantly i'm also uh i'm opposed to her getting 20 though what what do you think would be necessary for her how many years she needs to ████ walk of life and then give the whole list of who the ████ she's who her customers were but dick elaine pee on any kids we don't know what she did honestly i don't know she probably did good shot okay she probably did it she ████ on some you ████ massaged on something probably peed and ████ on some my bad i don't take her for a peer but a farter i do you think so she probably sat on someone's lap and ████ laid a big one you think so yeah wait what's a poetic justice for her then
2:31 death by gas oh hey that is actually foreign do you think she should be like trafficked around to a couple countries first she would like that's i like that i like she would like it you know why i think that she blew george clooney oh yeah that was the ████ george clooney's dick that's true because at that point is it like a favor to them or more so for you i don't know because you're sucking a celebrity's dick so it's like now that's like something you took well there's celebrities and there's george clooney yeah he's got great tequila he's a ████ daniel fool's hot as ████ what's your favorite george clooney movie three kings three kings is sick as ████ oh my god i like the descendants you're wrong ocean's 11.
3:21 you know what's right something good for george clooney tomorrowland i thought it was gonna be wack it was really interesting oh yeah oh really yeah it was written as ████ no it's whack but it's like randomly interesting it was like it was like robin williams's toys movie wow how about up in the air oh often the airstrike yeah you remember the movie toys with like he's wearing a red hat he's got a ████ hole in there some ████ like robin williams movie is ████ up as ████ it was weird yeah i remember him look it up i gotta see what the ████ is this i don't understand the reference it's not a doctor-something movie i need it too she really blew george clooney yeah she sucked his dick i have no ████ clue what this movie is oh that yes i haven't watched it isn't he out of her age range george clooney yeah like he's like actually too old yeah she likes the young actually an adult apparently she did it out of obligation oh really so it is she a slurper or is she a deep throat
4:13 what's the obligation in the article okay what's the obligation she had to do it that's that's for the ring obligation wait for for for the she said for the sex ring i was ████ trafficked into his ████ dick no no she was saying like she was she had to do it because like he's george clooney's so ████ hot he's a billionaire oh that's the reason is her list coming out ever or not the the politician and celebrity what's his name what's this ufc fighter who said that is he out of sonia sick guy yeah that was a good question i hope every by the way it should be a meme now because remember when when we all were doing like the uh epstein didn't kill himself yeah i mean and it was like in everything show us the list yeah show us the list should be in everything it should be in every interview everything let's go explain the list not that it helped to do the first thing but dude i want to ████ see it everywhere like i want a ████ news reporter to cover a fire and then someone comes out and
5:03 describes the fire and then be like show us the list the fire was like a crazy show yeah like like it's uh like peter or some ████ where they're trying to like sneak into different establishments and like ████ run into the court and like show a ████ sign show us the list dude i'll be seeing you should get a tattoo of it across his chest i think that'd go pretty far he never takes off his shirt maybe my first tattoo ever across your throat there it is let's start the hashtag show us the list show us the list that's a good idea actually yeah i think that's how jk goes viral on every single here's what's gonna happen we all know not to brag we're probably going to win the streaming
5:53 for this one yeah no not for this one but for a couple for many times we have some hot contenders we got some we got a lot of videos in the running yeah yeah yeah we've done it we get up on stage show us the list yeah that's all we say thank you very much show us the list ████ good right i want a local news channel to cover a ████ petting zoo right and a kid's talking about ████ goats and they're like show us the list the ghost says it yeah it eats a ████ can it's really good it's good damn i can't believe ████ delaney just sucked george sucked him off and she loved it you think she's a double hander huh yeah that's what i think it depends on the dick that's what george said in the article that says she's definitely
6:43 double handed i wonder what george clooney has to say about all this he said it was a weak ████ he's more of a triple hander guy too much teeth he said chris o'donnell sucked him way better robin you uncultured swan you gonna google that too yeah what is wrong with you i'm just not i'm not as old as you are he was just born though that's he's probably literally barely born oh this dude's fat now what what else did chris o'donnell do he did the george clooney's dick dude what the ████ the cop show ncis oh he did yeah he's on there huh i don't know i watch football i see commercials oh ████ that's crystal dog you know what blows my mind though is like okay elaine maxwell so the whole epstein maxwell situation right how many ████ people are tied to this to where both the right
7:35 and the left don't want to talk about it they don't democrats and republicans don't want to talk about it that's around all the news sources don't want to talk or american celebrities it took a ████ new zealand celebrity to talk about it yeah like no ████ celebrity nobody wants it should be the number one topic honestly and it's mind-blowing that the johnny depp trial was ████ televised but not that was really entertaining though yeah it was but the judge sealed all the records thank god for galen thank god but why exactly to protect the ████ people who actually were doing this this sounds like a national ████ case where the whole ████ world should see it a uk prime minister his name is lord british he was he was ████ kids and they covered it up over there he actually gets convicted part of a pedophile ring this was all talked about for like 30 years everyone
8:25 saw us all conspiracy ████ and now here we are yeah it's wild the same size but but people are like oh i still can't talk about it yet wait people were talking about this guy doing that for like 30 years people were talking about doing it for 30 years including the catholic church so there was a journalist um i think he was for washington post or something like that but he was on joe rogan he was this and joel rogan was just asking like why aren't journalists doing their job and why aren't they just ████ going out there and saying like hey this is a great ████ story and he goes no there actually are people but a lot of journalists also know that these things might get uh it might not pass it might not get greenlit or whatever so they don't even bother or let's say someone is investigating doing it and it gets all the way get to the it goes to the top but then it gets shut down by the by the editor and then they go no no we're not
9:15 ████ doing this or you get assanged it's like hey um oh you're leaking government secrets and all this ████ and you're oh you're getting our agents killed in the field even though they can never prove any of that stuff so it's like oh okay well then the media just reports on that and says like yeah sam's a piece of ████ he was getting spies killed and all this stuff which assange was like prove it you can't yeah i never did anything um where snowden actually even snowden he's like yeah i didn't do any of that but maybe you know when i was releasing some of this stuff that could have happened but joining us they couldn't prove any of that but here we are he's persecuted he's being um brought back to the united states extradited he'll probably die in prison we probably won't even blink when they say the cameras were out and here we are but what blows my mind is that he's not even a u.s citizen so how can we extradite
10:05 non-us citizens because he committed a crime against our government my friend and nobody's allowed he spilled the beans on us he was whistleblower they always love to say how important it is to have a whistleblower but how can you be a traitor if you're not even a us citizen but they but they love to to play up the whistleblower thing but then when a whistleblower happens against the government they can't wait to ████ on them it's weird so is uh glenn going to in jail yeah how long do you think she has do you think she ends up dead i think she said some interesting stuff like she recently came out and said like yo i was helping the clinton foundation quite a bit with a lot of stuff going on and to me that was like yo you better not kill me ████ i know ████ but then wouldn't that be reason to kill her more like she's no ████ yeah if i'm
10:55 team clinton i'm ████ looking oh no man pay off some guards the thing that kills me the most is i don't want to ████ wait 40 years to find out what happened because that we're eventually going to find out like there's going to be we don't even know about the jfk like jfk they keep delaying that and you know why they do it though sources and methods are going to get all ████ up if we released it all ████ up yeah okay from the 60s bro you still got people in the bureau from the 60s dude it's a joke it was the mafia our government is a joke we're never going to find out how how do you trust anything anybody says here i don't get it that's what you only trust us because we're the ones asking for that i trust just kidding news yeah i do your number one news source for the truth ████ your mom or your dad yep asking the real questions and why if you woke up blindfolded and you're tied up and your mom
11:46 you're in your side of your mom but your dad is behind you do you go forward or you go backwards oh the teeter totter do you have morning wood you have to pick one brought to you by upstart it feels bad so you need a loan but you also need to ████ your mom or your dad you
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