0:00 foreign welcome back to a very special episode of the careful boys today we have with us Mr Jesus horn and I didn't get it we gotta get one can we get one installed in post how about this one I love it and I like it can you hear your culture yeah I hear what culture it's like regular talk like it of course dude like who are some of your I like that well yeah I like the old school like Daddy Yankee I like Daddy Yankee I like Don Omar I like what I mean those type of you know they like Celia Cruz why you don't the fact that he did who they was I'm like dude that's ████ sick what do we think for Guantanamera
0:53 deep cut you guys I like it who's your guys at Celia Cruz in the Asian Community Prime Vicente Fernandez honestly I know you wanna yo I I actually downloaded her album oh you know what it is it's ████ Teresa Tang dude you know Teresa Tay you know who Teresa Tang is look at that probably get ████ copyrighted this is the ████ my mom grew up ████ bumping you ready yeah dude she got a sick photo too ████ ready for this ████ let me see some ████ ass and titties some new grounds music let's see this one is called You're hyping us up dude it's gonna come through no no that's not good what the ████ is this what the ████ [Music]
1:46 [Laughter] all right I'm on yourself ████ jam out to ████ like this oh this is like every Asian sound I know that sounds the same yeah dude I know the song This is a massage for sure I don't know I'm gonna fast for it [Music] When the Beat Drops you see I like it this is our Celia Cruz I don't know the song I don't know the singer I don't know what she's saying but I guarantee you it's some ████ man ████ and power to the women without him is that her person you've been great this whole time you know the name of the title is called night rain flower what
2:37 does that mean I don't know dude it's like Beauty you're saying like I used to ████ ████ boys and this is what happens night flowers that what I said yeah nitrate rain night flower dude how is that sounding Chinese I know who the night flower is you know what I mean night flowers night flowers yeah wow and it's wet yeah wet ████ right there dude she was talking about laugh dudes yeah oh
3:30 try to say the Chinese title what is it say it in Chinese I can repeat it yeah yeah that's pretty good dude yeah you ████ it up because now I'm gonna go to any razor restaurant you yeah this one's famous this one's really famous this is a banger from dude I like that flute dude they got the lizzo any any Chinese wedding they're playing this song oh really it's a classic yeah and all the parents get up and start dancing this is the song that's what you're reading about right now look at Cha-Cha or some ████ huh what's she singing about what's the context of this song um something about the spring they love Seasons seasonal versus Man
4:22 expect the seasons they love nature bro they know how to respect you because people love nature she's ovulating that's what it is during spring she just said she said she says you look familiar I could have sworn I seen you somewhere before during the Spring ████ stuff like that oh ████ that's her yeah she's cute oh my God right she you can get it Teresa Tang is what you were saying right here yeah dude she can she's cute not only because she can get it dude you want some of that night flower she can have it my dad you can have it dude I'll put it dude I'll leave it in there and I cut it off and I know I left it in a good ████ place she can have it cute the visual was insane I know oh trick her to let me do it and then when it's in there it's in there oh yeah
5:13 I'll see you later my guy I left you in a good ████ place was she like a heartthrob too like do you think so oh wow bro but this pose it's like it's classic Asian pose bro I've seen so many she's original bro they had a hologram of her Performance New Year's no ████ way she's like tupacas she's old man she's gone I mean this is the kind of ████ my mom used to walk with her ████ portable record player yeah that's a that's a hologram of her young I guess wow I mean my mom used to
6:03 listen to her so she's gotta be old let me tell you something she got me oh that's tight we did about a nice petite Asian dishes it's a brother Teresa tangley's the first trap those eyebrows are going up and down that's some Rush Hour girl ████ you do a deep dive on Teresa oh yeah you know what I mean hands of the pockets like I would love to dude I like picture this right I picture her we're in college I just I'm not getting it you know I'm not getting Algebra I know there's algebra in college I don't know I'm not Community College Community College you know I'm wack and math the algebra is the hardest person um and she's the ████ mad tutor and she didn't want to she was at first arguing with I don't want to do it you know
6:53 she's good at algebra tattoo he's a bad boy I don't want to do it and we fall in love dude that's this is my fantasy when I see this picture all of that and this is your your college algebra tutor that's a sweet wholesome I know and then he chops off his dick and leaves it in see you later I see some random Asian ████ I don't even know what it means right were there any guys any guys like this that you listened to uh Cantonese like pop stuff I never listened to it but I know some of the
7:43 like Andy Lau right like he's like he's a he was a singer actor that's the most like famous one I feel like that ████ let me see if I can find stuff but these that's Chinese I don't know this is like old school that's right you're like this isn't even here that's like being Russian and German so you're so you're the same boat as I am you're like this is new to me I only know him from like movies no dude all Asians know all ages the thing about Japanese music is is that they got they got like Japanese Jazz are you very Japanese Andy Lau we got Japanese salsa bro that's what we're looking at right now
8:37 [Laughter] it's Chinese I guess this is uh this is a song I never thought I would ever see someone are you familiar with Daniela I'm not familiar only like some of his most famous ████ hey boys bro he's sexy guy he's a Playboy no that's not his most
9:28 popular that sounds like a Kenny G Class [Music] this one yeah why does all this ████ sound like some Kung Fu like Rush Hour ████ like Hong Kong if you didn't tell me what this guy looked like today's video is brought to you by Lumi and you know what I like about Lumi ha so Lumi is designed by OB GYN to keep your who Hospital fresh yep but then they realize that this material is so safe that you can use it anywhere so now people put it in the armpits whatever it stank it's a whole body under your neck under your titties I put it in my armpit that's back down here where my ball sack hangs yeah the the special hairy armpit down there it makes
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12:06 he's got girth for sure you can just tell those eyebrows yeah she's got a major girl he might not be packing long ████ length but he's got some amazing he's got beautiful head of hair he's got like toilet paper rolls thick got at least a 12 inch dick dude that's a big boy right paper towel roll yeah dude he's a strong stump ████ oh he ████ good in the walls you talk about Andy lau's Dick on this show dick is going like super smooth Teresa dang hook hooked up don't like the same era probably Teresa was older Randy dude Andy loud dude what will you do next dude finale oh my god oh the middle
12:57 one I love the combination of short shorts but long sleeve jean jacket cold up top he's a seven meter away hey that's that's the game back then you know what I mean are so low his ████ is just barely it's just it's just barely hanging if it turns around you see that like a little bit of the butt cheek at the top right yeah just a little bit of the cheek he's like standing with his shorts like is that nice you don't know what it is a little skin nut just a little little skin right there
13:48 he's just he's right there in the danger zone you know what I mean loud they were fired Andy louder buddy yeah Chinese Classics Chinese Classics dude come on she's like he's an actor right he's a big guy he's like one of like uh daggers you were saying yeah exactly yeah Jackie Chan movies too yeah he's the man I mean quite nice a handsome boy he's in drunken Drunken Master two and on the train if you did a Jamie Foxx of China yeah he's like like the George Clooney I was like Clooney but musical too though I would say in that era he's like more like the old school like Rat Pack where everyone did okay like you're seeing you acted you're dancing there's like four main pillars of like Hong Kong like uh music and acting and he's like one of them who's the other ones like I know uh
14:38 Aaron Kwok is one of them too and there's two other beautiful names beautiful Aaron quack beautiful Aaron clock was uh he played Monkey King too Monkey King three what's your name forget their names but I know the those are the two really big ones can I get a side of quack [Laughter] I would say Jose Jose Jose Jose first name same as the last name he didn't ████ around Jose Jose now Jose let me tell you about this over here right
15:30 all right dude you know how many ████ Loops you know how many moms you could have ████ dude because he passed you know this guy's up in the sky is smashing Grandma's right now he walked into any Latino house you say walked in take everybody's wife everybody's Grandma dude this guy yay Frank Sinatra yeah yeah he did New York he had the most beautiful voice dude wow so he's like Mexican rat pack hey pull up a track also [Laughter] because this guy knows how to he's is he very romantic he said he's like he uses his words and just laughs molestes you
16:21 with this words like you don't even want to hear you don't even want to hear it but when you ████ listen to it you just feel like God dude what are you doing dude dude look at this picture dude whoa he looks like a young Salamanca oh [Music] [Applause] okay [Music] that's it that's it Jose Jose does that mean Joseph that means hold on hold on dude this is this one right here dude let me tell you every party if you put this song on dude all the grandmas right right for you I know he's a singer too is singing
17:12 oh my God you know what I mean like his music video he's just in the distance it's a ████ fog it's so dramatic bro oh look at this trying to leave it he's just ████ where you going it's like I Gotta Go zombie boss I have to leave Jose babe you know what I mean Jose Jose ████ was so dramatic one more time for Jose Jose everybody Jose [Laughter]
18:09 now you know where Michael Jackson got it from dude damn he's dope man doing road trips dude you know like a ████ late road trips you know you're gonna get home at five in the morning when it's three in the morning my dad will put that song on and as a kid I'd just be like dude I've never ████ before but boy did he make me feel like I did when you hear his songs I feel like I just smashed and I like you know I had a wife and I just cheated on her yeah all of that through his music and I'm just like I feel his pain I get it I regretted it this guy's ████ everyone with his eyes right here dude that look is like I just undressed you with my eyes
19:00 who's another who's another iconic like artists that you grew up listening to ████ Chalino Chalino Sanchez dude and this is gonna be a lot of drama dude but I never really listened to Vicente Fernandez really really I never really like he's one of like the top dude oh no no he's a he's a he's a beast he's a beast remember it's not his family's playlist exactly okay my dad's very romantic guy yeah now guys more of a like ████ Lord [Laughter]
19:53 some days I don't want to wake up you know and then he makes me wake up music we play in the back I swear to God I don't think I can make sushi we're not listening [Laughter] I can't roll up Sushi today okay I can make something happen yeah I mean he's just like the guy who's like singing or Anthony so my wife was working hard he has a song about like uh he has a song about crossing the border oh ████ like yeah he's like crossing the border and just pretty much saying like ████ you like not only am I gonna like
20:44 you deported me once but don't worry about it I'm coming back and I'm coming back with vengeance like I'm not only am I gonna like take over but I'm gonna like make your people suffer for making me suffer like this is some wild ████ wow not like in like a violent wave but more like I'm gonna ████ I'm Gonna Roll so many take over so many jobs it's not even ████ funny that's what he's saying he's like dude I'm gonna like conquer United States so hard you're gonna regret like uh hurting me and ████ so he's a pretty good dude he gets everybody riled up while it sounds like that when you're listening yeah yeah 10 seconds [Music]
21:36 [Laughter] don't do this to me dude [Music]
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