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Joe Biden Sets a Record for Most Handsy President on Camera

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0:00 you think Joe Biden's taking bumps before like a speech or something just might he doesn't he's not going he should he should what if that is his hypeness right now come on man yeah [Music] yeah so there's a there's a video that is circulating about you know how Joe Biden has a perception that he's quite handsy and quite he smells people why does he keep smelling like there's like a compilation of smelling girls only with children usually smelling a lot of kids that's like an old man thing although he did smell I saw him smell out of respect to him he SM smelled a senator's wife or some ████ some like judge or something he smelled like a like a college graduate too I saw that one oh he's getting older so he's he's all across the map yeah he's gets his nose in there diverse he's a big smeller a big time smeller can't wait to be old

0:50 so there is a video that is circulating and I want to get your guys perspective on what and your thoughts about this okay so I'm going to I'm going to play this video perspectives and thoughts oh man I like can you guys all see this yeah okay wait I want to see okay ready okay I like his smile though I kind of like his smile and his fond eyes so far he looks like a nice little Grandpa what'd he do kissed her on the cheek he put something he put a pin a sticker put a pin on the boob area okay that's and then he kissed her and then he kissed her that's his granddaughter that's his granddaughter Natalie Biden yeah so one more time okay video takes forever but yeah here you go he goes up she pins him pins him and he pins he pins her mhm why does

1:43 he leave his hand there so long is that what we're looking at so a lot of people are I think it's sweet are saying that he is touching a boo cuz he went what he he's titty touching he went risk this if I were to defend him it also just looks like you would just left it on the the chest it's also if if Anthony's facing me right if Anthony's facing me and it looks like this you can't really see it's a bad angle right it's a bad angle you can't see the finger squeeze so check this out all the all the right-wing media is going absolutely Bonkers about this and saying like he's touching titties and ████ but the the this is what it actually looks like if you have the right angle wow so he's so he's doing this yeah looks up here and then it looks like because they're comfortable they just you know it's the optical illusion of her black it looks like a claw and he's using his strong

2:34 hand so yeah there's a lot of hay being made wa clever wow cuz it looks like he's like cupping the bra it really looks like it really looks like he goes won I feel like there's other videos but in order to put a pin though don't you need to lift the boob and then tie it on correctly up yeah no okay well I don't know the mechanics of a woman so why is you like to cup the back of the butt so if they scoot away I can just oh away that's true cuz some people get nervous around pins you know so they might get jump and you don't want them to be jumping when there's a pin out they go wo with their butt so they get pinned further forward yeah they go wo and I go W and I just like you can just control better front and back that so people are are dunking on a all the right wi usuals are doing that that's crazy that that it's just this much and then you can see that it's fine I mean I

3:25 think also it's his granddaughter so I mean you know maybe they've just had like a close connection since her really really childish days you know that's probably what it is isn't there some kind of conspiracy about them too journal from one of his huh Diaries or something where they write talking about the N Biden D diary where she say she took showers with them yeah yeah yeah yeah that's her right is that Natalie is nothing like I said they're very close it's her childhood that's what I'm saying like you should bring that up more I've heard that a couple times I don't know the details is that a conspiracy or is that like a that's a for real thing it's a thing but I don't know if like you know is the diary verified and ████ I don't know bro like blue check in context we don't know cuz like it is normal for a grandpa to bathe his granddaughter like yeah it's not that abnormal yeah it's not completely

4:17 wild although I mean not when not when they're old enough to journal good point it's like okay good point interesting yeah but as a toddler yeah toddlers aren't usually journaling like the Hun Biden laptop thing is real right that's just a real thing that we all know it's real now and the photos of the hookers and the crack and all that a lot of real stuff yep that's excusable he was hanging dong in one of the pictures wasn't he he was definitely the slinging dick big time there's one where he's sleeping with a crack pipe oh yeah there's all kinds of stuff but that's Hunter right yeah that's Hunter Hunter there's one who was uh talking to a ████ did you guys hear it he was talking to like a I think it was like a White House official of some sort and he's talking like you can tell he's in a state of pan Panic so he's like talking to her on the other end okay yeah whatever okay I'll do that whatever whatever whatever and then she drops some news that makes him like stress out

5:08 so he picks up a crack pipe and he goes oh yeah and then the chick's like are you smoking right now yeah and I was like this guy's ████ he goes and I'm just like this is one of the craziest videos bro crack smells crazy dude it does it smells nuts he's so comfortable that he was like life streaming he doesn't give a f that it was so crazy would you reach for a crack pipe if you were stressed out maybe is that what you were he probably needs a crack pipe the ████ that he has to deal with yeah yeah running all his dad's accounts I would I don't know anything about crack but I would imagine it would have make you more anxious did you guys see this I didn't even know that Biden had a son until like way later I just thought that he had like a veteran son that passed away oh yeah yeah yeah what is this this is Hunter

6:00 perhaps doing a bump of coke real quick happens so fast though behind the oh because he start wiping his nose out that's you can't tell no that's the kind of ████ man I bet if you're a politician though cuz you he might have P been picking a booger but the dumb thing is the dumb thing is you don't even need that video like he has other so many clear earth videos yeah yeah he has a dangling crackpipe from his ████ lower lip like why he's vlogging his own crack I don't understand why why he's documenting himself continually people just act like none of that stuff's real just but I bet if you take a hit of crack and you see yourself in the mirror you're like damn I look good bro I got to snap this real quick I got to ████ remember it's funny cuz even even us pointing out the laptop stuff and all those photos like I'm not saying don't let Biden be present over that just say that s███'s happening yeah just

6:51 acknowledge it just acknowledge your son does crack it's fine I don't think in that video he's like doing a bump of coke because like when you not that I know but when you're like you know hitting a bullet or something like that where you can actually you call it hit a bullet he's never done it what's that he's never done it but explain what a bullet is okay so basically a bullet is uh the contraption that holds like a bump of coke and that's what you usually do in a very quick or a key yeah it's Scoops it up about the size of a key you could twist it and then it shoots up yeah so then you would take it how do you know the exact size with their fingers and stuff too seen very a lot of documented go ahead and YouTube it oh is that why guys have the fingernail I used to have one it was it was lying green plus if he if he really did Coke you would have seen him go I didn't yeah that's so true [Laughter] and you know oh

7:44 yeah that's so accurate let's go sell some cars you have time for a power this is the video Anthony was watching so this this is a this is a bullet so it really looks like a bullet what is this Channel right now you you have you have Coke in the chamber on the bottom you flip it upside down like Joe says so a small amount goes into the head and it Scoops it up yeah it Scoops it up and now it's ready to load and then you put it in your nose and you push it and you inhale if you're going to be a follow you got to quit Coke I'm just knowledgeable about this ████ like he was with feudal Japan you know what I mean I didn't do Coke you know that much about Coke you know my theory about why people like don't want to face the hunter Biden stuff is uh a lot of people I think proudly

8:34 voted for Biden sure yeah so I think for most people like no one wants to admit they made a mistake it's very hard for people to do that just like Co and masks no one wants to actually be like so people were like so proud that they voted for Biden and now all this ████ comes out so no one wants to go like oh ████ I ████ up and I voted for the wrong family you know they're just like I don't see it see that Biden was the most popular president like ever like like did you know that he had more votes than Obama which is crazy like more votes than Obama so it's either that people absolutely loved them or they hated Trump so much I think that was it or a lot of like mail in ballots just kind of appeared out of nowhere but that's another theory there's another yeah there's a whole lot of different there's a whole lot of different theories Obama was a ████ beast cuz

9:25 for me I'm like I can see Obama being popular even if people didn't like him he had a movement there's you can clearly see you can clearly see it you're not going to wear Joe Biden on your shirt like like I remember when those Obama shirts came out everyone was wearing the merch oh dude hell yeah although we used to rocked some Joe Biden hats pretty yeah we did we still have them here dude imagine you got you got Joe Biden's face on your shirt though and that silhouette that's kind of tight now actually now that you say it now that Nick the funny guy endorsed it stop calling me funny guy dude it makes me feel like you're making fun of me think it's so there's such a funny comparison where like people refuse to admit the laptop ████ is real because it puts their presidency like choices at risk but like you can like Ignition Remix and admit R Kelly's guilty that's hilarious that's funny but

10:16 that song is fire I know and they and they haven't taken it off of one car they took it off a month they should they shouldn't they brought it right back on but it's like it shouldn't affect that like it doesn't have to affect that but like let's not be in major denal just cuz someone has a crazy ass son like okay whatever that's you didn't vote him in office yeah look at uh was it Tom Hank son be ring the nword and ████ yeah ched Hanks I'll see fors Gump too yeah yeah I think what's weird is how they're suppressing wait who's cooler Joe uh Hunter Biden or I think the weirdest thing is like we know it's like there I actually think it makes him a better president to be like yeah my son has a drug problem how many of you guys like he would be so much more relatable said am I right yeah they're crazy yeah that'll be tight yeah it's

11:06 just that the media like has to handhold every little moment and act like s███'s not happening and and but that's the thing you can't they can't get away with it anymore cuz they're not the the only Gatekeepers for all information now now we're just laughing at them but stuff like this right where they're like look at that and they slow down the hand next to Natalie Biden's boob and it's like see now it all just seems like you're taking weird shots when you have all this other information just stay over here maybe that's leaked from his team though you know what I mean it's like let's focus on the boob grab and not think about let's show that he's still got it be or they the fact that they find cocaine in the White House during his administration and then they just give up looking for they gave up they just go H we get I don't know ████ crazy in the White House of all places they're like we just don't know we see is when you find cocaine right no I'm just kidding you think Joe Biden's taking bumps before like a speech or

11:56 something just he he doesn't he's not going W he should he should what if that that is his hypeness right now come on man yeah yeah yeah dude if we saw Joe Biden come out and just deliver A ████ massive sick ass speech and he was fired up we'd be looking at but what if that is his fired up what if his normal's this yeah yep and then he takes a bump he's like you see um oh that's his normal that's his hype it would maybe be the most punk rock moment in history if Joe Biden gave a state of the union and then sprinkle cocaine on on the podium and just ████ cranked it yeah letter her full just ████ rips his shirt open yeah dude in front of everybody and then right off of Natalie's tit dude cuz you know what happened the next day like bench was like can I have a president who was doing cocaine yeah yeah yeah yeah we would all be able to show running that

12:46 clip and ████ laughing our asses off yeah that's funny he's such a hall monitor or he'll just play the video of Hunter Biden doing crack and he's like that's still my boy just lean into it stand by your son by your sons they need our help more than ever that'd be tight that would I'd rally bro yeah is what it is make the most of it that's his Coalition that's the Biden Coalition that's how he builds the mov father's protecting their son and is it so bad I mean if they're getting stuff done yeah right like like they're making the country way better if you're hitting Major League home runs I don't care what you're taking I haven't met one person who's not like dude the country is going so well yeah D it's going great if you're making deals you know signing babies bro ████ do a couple bombs they're crushing just they're just Crushers

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