0:00 I'm Japanese so I'm expected to be a pervert Yeah you are a perfect if I don't no I'm vanilla you [Music] all right so this LAPD officer just got charged with sending nudes of his own wife to other cops in the department that is very normal oh whoa what the hell what's this it is normal but it's not cool uh yeah I don't know if it's cool or not I don't like to judge people normal doesn't mean justification by the way it means comp I think common is like they do that a lot yeah are you are you joking are you serious right now so I know pops commonly do crazy ████ like that but it's not right yeah there's a lot of people in the police department all over the world um it might be even a coping mechanism
0:51 because they see so much crazy ████ so they have to send their ████ their wives news it's like trading it's like trading War Stories so people They smash you know it's like it's like locker room ████ too right like I'm sure athletes do the same thing the people that they smashed or whatever and then they they enjoy it together and then some people actually share Partners okay like hey this person smashed me so good you should try and then I can see that but the wife though do you feel like do you feel like man my wife she complains so much I don't see her like I used to can somebody appreciate her because I can't do it no more bro I want to see another man go like oh my God one man catch another man's treasure oh you want to see okay and in your life oh I remember now I remember what a bad girl you are you know in a weird Twisted way when like I don't know I like it
1:42 when people like when people like would leak my nudes back in the day I'd be like and it looks good what the ████ like I'm like and but I was about this life for for many years I had no other options this is this this was like titties or nothing you know yeah it's just different if you're not trying to be about that it's a private thing I shared it with my husband what the ████ so the worst part is is it wasn't like she took news of herself oh he went with her to like a doctor's appointment that's so funny nah it was like her uh I think she was getting like an augmentation because that's not even consensual photo non-consensual and not even a sexy picture that's medical bro it was like before like before the surgery or after yeah both he he took photos of her but like when the doctor's examining her and then he shared it to him he's like look at his doctor touching my wife's tits
2:33 first of all weird that he did that like weird in general why would he send it in the group chat when you could easily just like show it from your phone like this and have no trace of doing that no not suggesting anything are you stupid like you could easily be like check this out yeah yeah right right we have friends that would always send um penis like their penis or other yeah they're them they're all on accident on accident no not really on purpose lease on purpose yeah on purpose and work group chats too and we're like what the ████ dude damn yo I removed myself we'll send each other our nudes and like critique them and be like um Arch it a little more but that makes sense because it's your work yeah like being in college and being and having my friend being like yo I'm gonna spread my ass cheeks get underneath do
3:23 it we're sending it to this guy you know like and I would always be like bet I'm here for you like point five angle trying to make it like spread my ass cheeks but like taking pictures of someone on a vulnerable moment and then sharing it without their consent is ████ crazy the funny thing is she started catfishing on to it because she would be hanging out like with the other girls like more than once talk about her like they would make it do you know when ████ guys make it so ████ and they were just like hey your husband's a lucky man you know yeah nice surgical titties yeah they would just like make these little comments and she's like what the ████ why are they saying that and then she like checked his phone and then saw that he had sent it throughout all these different chats yeah what a son of a ████ you guys think that's divorce territory yeah it's not like an accident that's like this was the range
4:16 it's just been like all the other things that are minor that's what it's saying yeah that shows his threshold yeah he like kicks dogs or something like he probably sees like orphan do that with his wife imagine just people like on the street that he's like at work and he's supposed to be in a position of authority too right so he has extra you know clout for himself he should get fired and divorced done yeah throw it in jail but he might like the golden shower though because he sounds like a freak I once threw a party like it was when Donald Trump was president when I got like a pinata and I was like guys let's have a ████ piss party let's have a pee pee party like let's drink a bunch of Pedialyte and like what we did Donald Trump pinata and we were just like
5:07 I thought you just ████ I wasn't like gone before it was like also it was a lingerie party so it was all of us like in our underwear and we were just curb stopping the ████ out of this pinata [Applause] dude that's so ████ up dude everybody's pissed everybody everybody that's really ████ up that's so ████ up I don't know I don't know why I don't even know how funny that's so ████ up that would look kind of oh wow I'm amazing you got pee pee all over the floor [Laughter] this wasn't for Conte it was just for your own entertainment it honestly ████ was funny but it just kind of kept going again she is a ████ rock star bro like it was kind of like going too far once we like started setting it on fire I was like okay okay slitting their wrists and stuff like that everybody started putting on ████ goat helmets like At first I was
5:57 like haha then I was like I I don't know that you're in flame sounds crazy customer's like and she said she won't ████ on a Filipino flag it was like if you saw it and if you saw the sight of all these naked Asian women in their underwear like just curves Donald Trump women only and also Asian women but that wasn't on purpose that was just it just happened like today yeah yeah I was just like Asian day yeah Asian day right so your friend group is Asian I would say at the time a lot when I was exploring my sexuality a lot of it was fellow Asian women because I feel like experiencing her sexuality and embracing it and then navigating the
6:47 dating world is like such a similar I don't know how it is being a horny Asian dude I don't know what your life is like yeah just find other horny Asians you sit down you ████ talk about ████ because you can't get ████ I'm Japanese who looked at you funny I'm Japanese so I'm expected to be a pervert Yeah if I don't no I'm vanilla that's pretty tame for Japanese standards all right because I'm not buying dirty underwear and going oh I'm not food a smear you know what I mean you're also not vanilla you're not an underwear I'm chocolate chocolate malted crunch over there pretty normal when you guys were growing up did you guys have like internalized racism with your own asianist because at the time this is really stupid when I
7:38 was younger I didn't think being Filipino was cool I didn't think it was oh but all the break dancers are Filipinos what city did you grow up in at that time L.A native well like what part of L.A though because it that matters like Eagle Rock that's cool that's like Filipino did you want to be Armenian or what nope I wanted to be Japanese oh it's our generation bro that's why because all the Filipinos were the cool Asians when we were growing up yeah yeah no but like the Japanese and Koreans in my high school they were cool and swaggy as ████ so like when people would be like what type of Asian are you I'd be like oh yes so there weren't as many Filipinos in your eyes there was hella Filipinos but I just felt like they were just like they were completely swagless no drip that's crazy that's like the opposite all the Filipinos dressed as best they were into the coolest Fashions they're always in to the like like the best like oh we're dancing or they were kind of more integrated with hip-hop
8:29 culture yeah yeah we are kind of swaggy now I think we've like gotten our Renaissance we're cool we're getting cool restaurants of us now let's let's go it is hard to get a Filipino restaurant out here by the way yeah what do you mean is it there's not a lot of Filipino restaurants I'm not enough like swag there's hell Japanese restaurants hello Korean restaurants hello Thai restaurants hell of Vietnamese restaurants it's not a lot of Filipino because all the Japanese restaurants are also not Japanese either they're Japanese a lot of them are Korean huh yeah a lot of the a lot of the Fall restaurants so I grew up mainly around Mexican and black right where L.A native uh Gardena so then so then when I'm here so now when I moved to Monterey Park that was my that was my Asian experience and I was like there's Asians in L.A and I was like there's so many ████ hot Asian girls what the ████ because back
9:20 then Asian girls are late to bloom meaning like Mexican and black girls they have a woman's body already I bought these titties at 35. and then the way they dress is like they're more like fashionable whatever because Asian girls they're like their parents are like you can't ████ dress like this and they dress most of the girls until a certain age right but then when you get into high school and if you're from a more like ghetto ass asian neighborhood yeah I was in ABG for sure yeah ABB oh my God wait you don't look like an ABG at all [Laughter] this is what we look like yeah this okay this like the import model look yeah it's like lash extensions like hair like
10:11 this titties like they're like if you know like Danny real and Like That Ashley V it's like those they look like they got a switchblade in their purse you know what I mean okay yeah back then it's always spaghetti straps flared out jeans ████ like drawn in eyebrows and yeah switch blades yeah my favorite things so they could get with these kind of girls like a hot chick that'll stab you to yeah like Suki Suki for fast food so Cuba will slap the ████ out of you feisty obviously like the Original Gangster ABG which is like she's like from like North North Long Beach and like she's like hard and sometimes they shave their heads yeah no they're hard or anyone that hangs out with them but she don't want to do it I don't know how to dude did you like toss me in there I'm getting my my implants popped I'll
11:01 be like she goes into these fires as you grow up Filipino it is true that other um other Asians don't watch Filipino entertainment but Filipinos do watch anime and they listen to K-pop yeah so it is a little bit you do feel alone yeah that does feel less cool and nobody grass is greener bro because like I feel like light-skinned Asians will look at like Filipinos and be like man you guys have all the parties all the fun all the dancing we got cold ass families that don't kiss each other and ████ I don't kiss my family in the Asian Community y'all have like light skin and dark skin yeah like crazy we got them jungle Asians you know what I'm saying Filipinos were usually at the bottom because how do y'all treat y'all it's not everybody thinks it's a ████ ladder it's a
11:52 ████ Circle it just depends on which side you're looking at it how did how do Asians like treat like how do they rank up yeah yeah like like light skin we're dark skinned Asians which is hilarious because what and then they're like light-skinned Asians yeah well the funniest thing colorism doesn't really exist in Japan only in within women because like you could be a dark ass dude and still be like but also they got in their own in the Philippines as long as you got light-skinned dark skin if you're a dark skin it's like you work in the field so you're the people yeah you're light-skinned Filipino in the Philippines you're like high class I think Philippines go hard with that stuff because they like do the skin bleaching and ████ that's not Universal exactly yeah exactly and like they're yeah my mom was like bleaching my skin back you had to do that yeah yeah but now I like
12:43 the sun you're protected by the Sun [Music]
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