0:00 oh my mom started typing all kinds of ████ and I wrote I was like this read that out loud don't don't keep bothering me right now I'm working call her right now on speaker phone tell her you love her that's it no I honestly think she's mad at me right now she's being passive aggressive hey can you send her some memes right now send her the black guy meme with a big dick hanging [Music] out welcome back to careful boys everybody's here hey yo you want oh I need sunglasses too today we're talking about things that we have learned about ourselves through our significant other everything that's a really good one I learned that I'm stupid as ████ I
0:51 smell I can't do anything right have ADD disorganized always slay piece of ████ um he really has that list memorize yeah he got it all down mine is is I don't close cabinets I snore when I sleep I snore inconsiderate inconsiderate um I have ADD I piss outside of the toilet I guess yeah yeah she tells me I'm useless at home sometimes something like that I put the I I I drink the milk there's like this much left I put it back in the fridge I'm one of those guys I guess yeah closing cabinets is a big one for us honey I just cleaned off all this stuff why is there stuff here again I get that one lot I get why' you buy another bottle of A1 Sauce we have two more bottles I was like well you hid the other two so I thought we didn't have any yeah that was good I get how manying jars of salsa do we need babe you know I love salsa though
1:42 why do you keep postmating Hibachi truck it's got too much oil oh yeah that's big what's that fapping sound coming from your office it's my clock it's my clock my grand you're not even in there yeah I'm also a piece of ████ and also I give too much of a ████ about everything that was a big realization really that I'm like the the one I was like oh my god really yeah like cuz like when when um when when you realize that you're not the laid-back one no way yeah I about is it about certain items or about everything everything really but aren't we the other side of who we are to the world with our significant other because that's like our release that's true that's true tell us chy little ████
2:33 well he's talking about like like the CEOs that like to get spanked and ████ right oh yeah that's right like they're there're such a dominator here they want to be submissive here I just like being submissive everywhere hell yeah dude that's lit but that but that is the thing though right it's like if you if you have to be like in charge all the time or some sort of like Alpha whatever uhhuh only in the privacy of your home to your significant other candle wax on ass you turn into a big ████ Dragon yeah grabs you by the legs and she Tak a dick she like ████ CHS you lifts you up and stuff like that all that stuff right the same thing I was I was having this conversation with Nina because um like I I'm I'm always joking around because when her like friends come into town and stay at our house and stuff like that she's like on top of everything she's organizing stuff she's like making sure the house is a certain way and making sure everybody's taking
3:23 care of proactive on their needs you know or putting in the schedule finding all the places to go like explore eat blah blah blah right cares about them yeah she cares about but then when it's just just you just me it's like I have to do everything even though I know that she's actually better at those things than me thinking about some of those stuff I know she's better but then she just admit she's like but I just feel so safe and it's my time for you to take care of me and it's like you can't argue with that yeah you just do it but it's like you're more talented in that department than I am but that's not the point the point is if you feel like you if you I know that's why she got with you and when she says it she gets all small and Tiny But that's like that's like if you date a stripper or porn star and she's always ████ everybody else and when she gets home she just wants to vent and cry with you and you're like I didn't marry you for that I marry you cuz you're like professional at doing
4:13 that other ████ and then like I don't get that no no no what you do is you like yeah have I am the good guy that she comes home to oh yeah that's she talks to me she doesn't talk to those other guys she doesn't get to tell the other guys about her deep stuff yeah so just like man you saved her yeah dud hell yeah so sick there's a lot of opposites of like oh man I got I got I got with you for like this reason but like that's not what I wanted oh you know like uh you know that thing that that stereotypical thing where girls are like harboring something you did and they're just mad and then like later on they just get mad at you out of nowhere because they created another she doesn't have that yeah that's good she doesn't have that thing where like let's say I did something and and it's like it was like messed up and then she like maybe
5:03 she got mad about it it's like gone out of her mind in like a second bro I feel like your best I feel like your stuff that's messed up is pretty ████ up yeah but then like but so you need him Amnesia I think like she's like she's like get it out of my mind get it out of my mind get out of my mind was crazy I've never seen that picture of that the fact that she could like wiped the board clean like so quickly it's a sketch like that kind of like helped me be able to do that too and it never comes back like 3 year and a half years later not at all like she just like doesn't give a ████ you never stumbled upon her diary and we're like oh ████ her diary yeah no I just like was like damn like cuz I didn't have that ability until her then I was like dude yeah that is a better way to live kind the same way she doesn't think the worst yeah like of what like the intention is never
5:53 the worst it's probably like they give you the benefit of the doubt and I'm just like damn that's really nice cuz I was getting ready andon what and like oh wait what like damn that's crazy I never had that before yeah but it does give you a different way of um responding to others too right cuz you don't think that they meant the worst and they Fu they didn't ████ up like that on purpose yeah yeah that's a good trait to have maybe it's a redhead trait it's it's in their DNA they just forget super chill cuz they're used to having like Vikings come over and take over their Village and ████ so they just know how to forget like it's cool I forgive you dog the DNA yeah can't say I relate to that one no yeah no why you see it's cuz
6:45 you got the Latin fire in your in your relationship the Kista doors came over put Latin fire yeah there a different see Vikings they're just like the doors on this side you keep coming in and out destroying our village technically con the doors on this side all all four all four they're really good but they really good they can set sail yeah they can take down they're the Conquistadors viors conistor yeah both kades and the the doors yeah I definitely learned like I was telling you guys yesterday that um I never thought about myself like oh yeah like I really just switched like instant to like oh these guys are trying to scam me until Nikki's like he and you realize your whole family was
7:35 like that yeah yeah and I realized that my whole family like raised us that way of like growing up because you know they just like default skeptic yeah it's like you know oh this is clearly work oh they're trying to ████ us or whatever trying to take our 50 cents yeah yeah so you probably hated like riding in taxis and watching the meter oh thank you you're exactly right I feel like I'm getting scammed as soon as I can sit down always you I kind yeah with with taxis you always have the maps app open so you're like I don't better not take a ████ square right now well that's why dude remember that story I told you guys about when I was in I was traveling through Europe with my buddy Tipsy Bartender and he him and me were sitting in a cab like in like Norway or some ████ and we're leaving the airport and we're like hey how much is this ████ how much is this ████ and all this stuff and the guy's like I can barely understand what the ████ he's saying you won't really give us a price and then I think
8:25 he did give us a price but we were like nah this is a ████ scam I immediately was like this is a ████ scame get get us out of here dude take us back to you rather walk in the snow yeah and then he's like hell no dude he's like no hell no whatever and then he pulls over and we had to ████ walk back to the airport and the cops picked us up oh ████ and yeah cuz cuz it was messed up that he did that but it's all cuz of my reaction of like we're getting ████ scared it was probably like $30 difference and I legit have no idea what a fair price would have been all I know is we end up on a bus and it took us like 6 hours to get there instead of you ████ yourself even harder you could have just paid at least get scam I would love to see an episode of Steve Green in Egypt oh that would be so Steve Green at the pyramid I used to always want to go dude but then now I know they're shering you the whole time they're shaking you at least you know they are doing it for real though that's a good or Steve Green
9:15 versus gypsies oh all the hot spots oh we should do like a challenge where it's like Steve Green and then 10 10 people and nine of them are gypsies and one of them's honest and he's got to like find which ones yeah or maybe there's like 10 of them that are honest and one of them is the liar do you think all of them are liars they're racist toward each other yeah they're all like good Christian boys they're all just like regular Armenians that's like that reality show I think you were telling me about the gay one where like all the guys are straight but they all have to like try to try to get the other guys to like them one of the best ever heard they're all on but they're all trying to act like gypsies that would be dope dude yeah that's actually pretty funny but
10:06 yeah over the years Nikki just be just laughing as I like instantly go to the scam convers you know I mean hey what's up guys just in case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces onor some of our men here uh just know that you can get some for yourself over at the jj. uh visit our friends here at this site and check out some of the pieces they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff that must look so funny from her point of view oh yeah yeah yeah you're at a supermarket you're just like what the f well don't even set foot in Whole Foods unless I have to for some reason I'm like oh ████ like I get some art bark sauce or some ████ I'm like oh I have to go to Whole Foods today but then sometimes you probably turn out right I don't know
10:57 D it's funny no I mean obviously yes I think it's a good instinct to have but it's really bad to always snap call that you know it's and it's no fun maybe you just got to like lower the level of the Instinct I can't I'm an intense person I just imagine you like like when you go to like the Bahamas or something and you guys are like Paras sailing and the whole time you're mad cuz you just feel like you got scammed into it you're just like what the ████ I can't believe we're paying 20 bucks more than loc he's like not enjoying the activity the ████ locals made $20 less than me it's like you're in my head when you brought up T I ████ taxis every second of it just get a uber I also do remember I was in Chicago one time very young like 19 years old I was Chicago alone it's my first alone trip I went there just to get deep dish pizza cuz like yeah is that baller just to get my dad dude my
11:47 dad's my dad's company had like frequent flyer miles he's like you can go within this amount of range or whatever he's like you have to get tickets like today and I was like I'm going to Chicago tonight I'm going to get deep dish pizza so I showed up right I showed show up and I didn't put my watch in advance for two hour like the two yeah so most of the places I was going to were already closed this is a ████ scam when I got there yeah when I got there I was staying like right by the airport like couldn't have been close to the airport and I get in the taxi cab and I'm like oh great here we go and then my dad my dad was like don't forget to T tip the taxi guys right so the going from the airport to the hotel maybe 2 miles okay drops me off at the at the hotel and I and I I look at my mall I'm like ████ all I have is 20 so I gave the guy a 20 and he charged me 20 so I paid $40 to go
12:37 two miles what yeah I scammed myself on that one you could have asked him for change dude damn you just gave him a 20 was like yo these kids are rich these days I was like nervous I was 19 it's my first time alone it was just like one of those awkward things yeah and then I was I was trying to go to um um Second City Chicago catch a show and then go get deep dish pizza but then everything was closed that sounds like a fun time actually it was sick it was cool well it was very worrisome though at one point because there were a bunch of people following me at one point but then I I went and do a shop and like it was all what race were they they were a bunch of Dutchmen a bunch of white Dutchmen Dutch wearing wood shoes so I could always hear him behind me that's why you could hear clock clock clock clock touch you racist ████ might [Laughter] Vikings uh but then I remember I was on
13:28 a I was on a speak of a race he was ████ lying I was on a subway on the way home on the way back to the hotel I didn't know how the hell to get back to the hotel i' never been on a subway alone either and this like really nice old black lady was like honey you look lost and she helped me a that's awesome nice and then robbed you after and then no and then I turned no and then I oh I got scammed again ████ $20 I'll show you where your route is I was getting off the subway and I turned to her and I was like I was wrong about you you guys thanks they just left after school special one one big one that I learned from Gio is that um I thought I was I don't know what the right word is gay I always knew I was gay I didn't I didn't I didn't need you that
14:18 clarification what's the word not like emotionally articul emotionally in tune I guess so I never knew I wasn't and maybe you guys probably like duh or whatever see me emotional intelligence is zero but yes but I didn't know that I was emotionally um not in tune because like you know when you first get in a relationship and you guys have all your like fights and arguments and stuff I'd be like like you need to listen to me cuz I'm being the I'm The Logical one except I'm going I'm being The Logical one right now what are you talking about so I didn't realize when you communicate there's the words and then there's the tone Oh 100% so I would be screaming going AAL B Bal C Cals D which is why this is G blah blah blah blah blah and I'm like you're the one with all these irrational words listen to me and then
15:09 she goes if you took all those words out just your expression you're already in a state of like non- logicalness and I'm like holy ████ I never realized that cuz I think in a lot of like Asian cultures you the the tone and the and what you're communicating it's like the tone isn't really that much of the emphasis it's the words and then I started to realize oh ████ there's actually words is like 20% of the communication and like 80% of the communication is actually your tone and your emotions and so that start to help me like be more conscious in a state of mind of like where I am how do I feel and like what is coming out of myself and I didn't know that before her dude that's a recent development for me this year cuz to be honest cuz to be honest probably every other other
15:59 girlfriend I've ever had if we had a a ████ argument argument I probably gaslit the ████ out of them and then they I just made them believe what I believe because my I was so logical right and so they like well I guess that's right cuz all the word I'm like if you if someone was able to ████ be a stenographer and wrote everything I said down it makes perfectly logical sense except I'm saying it like yeah right they can't italicize the emotion with as they just have to put the the the data and I was like oh ████ I didn't really have anyone that really stood up to me I just gaslit everybody so I'm right the whole time in every relationship I ever had until now I realized oh ████ it's I I'm wrong most of the time and I'm plus you're probably exhausting them too they're just like man this ████ so stub like so loud no you go to bed and wake up and
16:49 Bart's like do you finally see what I was saying now honestly honestly dude after good night's sleep I feel way better you're right they probably don't believe you they're just like oh yeah yeah that's what said to me too she's like she finally was like admitting she's like honestly like you're more than often times you're always right I just don't like your tone and I'm like I'm more mad now that I heard that don't put her mirror back to me dude your chick said out loud honestly you're almost always right yeah ████ out of here dude I swear dude she's glazing you dude she's scamming you she's scamming you oh ████ that's student has overtaken the master I need to go back to ████
17:39 the downside for that cuz I feel like she was putting you up to say something else like right after no she's just I don't like your tone which means I just always need to check myself because like it doesn't matter if I'm right like the reason why we get into any arguments or the reason why it doesn't go smoothly is my fault it doesn't it's not because she's wrong or we did something wrong it's my fault because I didn't project the right way well also I learned so tact is a huge thing cuz that's how you wedge in the right answers into the ████ machine you could have all the right answers but if you ████ hammer in the machine's going to break but here's the problem when you when you when you're living in close close quarters with somebody for such a long time right it's like for example here's the thing when she talked to me about my tone I like joked back I was like when you pick up the phone I know exactly who you're talking to Via like your family members because like when her tone is
18:29 the absolute like b████████ worse I'm like that's your mom yep wow you and it's just like it's it's the person she also loves the most yeah yeah but it's just like the person that you just because you love him the most you like you go ████ T like you're sticking with me forever so I'm just going to say how I feel and I'm going to let it all out and it's it's never like it's like what what do you want no you're like that's your mom ████ mom it's like when Steve calls his parents and they're like what what what what what do you want what do you want my Dad's sleeping when my Dad's sleeping yeah it's bad what what what what what I'm like oh my god dude but that's what I know my ultimate level is if I can start being nice to my mom I have made a full 180 which I'm still trying to work on and you're trying really hard and honestly
19:20 dude we're all proud of you yeah we are dude even my ████ like recent text like like ████ I forgot what Gio's asked me she's like oh did you ask your mom oh my mom started typing all kinds of ████ ████ I get and I wrote I was like this read that out loud don't don't keep bothering me right now I'm working and then the next she hey she said something else and then he just sent her a period after just a one period I'm so mean dude I'm so ████ mean call her right now on speak phone tell her you love her that's it no I honestly think she's mad at me right now she's being passive aggressive maybe you should but I got to be the bigger man I got be you got to tell her you love her bro hey can you send her some memes right now s her you know how I know she's mad at me send her the black guy meme with a big dick hanging out link the link yeah the link l hey
20:11 new breaking news from Gavin Nome send the link hey did you see the fire just broke out over here tell her she should tell her you found some cheap jins sing new time portals you found some new new jining no I this is how I know that she's still she's mad at me fre fortune and she's being passive aggressive cuz for the longest time she's one of those where she's like down to move in and hang out with me as soon as like I had a drop of a hat and I'm like I've been doing my ████ like 2025 woa breathing yeah and I hit my mom I'm like hey in February do you want to come stay with me for 2 weeks and she and I was I thought she like oh I couldn't wait whatever she says no like oh ████ I ████ up what do you think you ████ up on probably a bunch of don't bother me type
21:01 of you know she's just probably like man I just want to talk to you in a simple way like the little things I don't need a big gesture but the little things they ████ add up cuz she texts me like 12 times a day yeah just call her right now tell her you love her dude speaker and you have something you want to send her yeah ask her ask her uh ask her have you seen this Buddha there's new Buddhas out 2025 Buddha just came out yeah and then she clicks it she goes oh this a big black Buddha Buddha 2025 2025 they're doing a black only Buddha his name is Sid Gira s stupid ████ what if she just sends back
21:51 LOL dude that' be ████ crazy she like I already have two good damn damn dude that is sad that she just like no yeah I was like cuz I know that's what she wants so for her to say no something's wrong but she's is she is that a fake note or is that authentically she just doesn't want to that's the thing she's passive aggressive that's the hard part with text you don't get the toone that's the part that um it's hard for me to get over cuz I'm like I think I'm trying to go if only you are sto passive aggressive BL then it's conditional versus just being I'm going to be the bigger man you're never going to change how can I adapt to you you know versus I'm like trying to force this change so I'm like making my change conditional on her and yeah it's not I'll never grow that way wow it's tough really thought that out exactly
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