0:00 thank you [Music] the people who think that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself are about to look like don't talk about me like that right sitting right here you mean that he really didn't I thought that was just a conspiracy theory oh what is it what is it no there's a there's a great there's a new report out about that sheds light on what actually happened through the disgraced financier during his final moments and what came after so don't say the federal the Federal Bureau of Prisons released this information under the Freedom of Information Act and they include a detailed psychological reconstruction of the events that happened before his suicide and it also helps to quell the belief by many people that he uh conspiracy
0:51 theories that he uh killed himself so check this out so you guys know that he got to the facility right apparently he was he was staying in in jail and the Bureau of Prisons had to move him because of all the media attention right and he was complaining about a running toilet he said that the toilet is running all night it was very annoying so loud very loud you're in jail ████ yeah you can make complaints cruel and unusual the hotel and ████ he was also upset wake up call tomorrow look at new sheets please no he wanted a new uniform because he was upset that when his his um lawyers come to visit him slimming enough no the color he didn't like the color it's all orange and he wanted a brown jumpsuit this ████ act like he got options he was
1:41 requesting these things he's like it just really wide right here and he knows the secret menu in jail he also got screened right so they screened him um and they determined that he said he had more than 10 female sexual partners within the previous five years so that's that's it okay and Records when he said it does it say it doesn't say like this one said it 10. he Winks at the guy he he also um like so there are logs right that the people who were watching him they say that he was observed sitting on the edge of the bed he was lost in thought he had his head against the wall um and then they also they also came out with um you know what what happened that day
2:32 right so so Epstein's found with the bed sheet strip around his neck and he's deceased and the cameras yeah they malfunctioned No cameras and the footage was deleted but they didn't have a bunk mate that was like this buff has bald guy that was like I was sleeping no he got moved so he wasn't there so he was he was by himself he was by himself completely by himself Oh I thought he was in there with them he was but then the bug me got moved out before this transpire oh after he killed him but they so during an internal memo that now has Lee thinks the information Freedom of Information Act now we can get the truth so the the agency the Bureau of Prison said that his death is blamed on seriously reduced Staffing levels improper lack of training and follow-up and oversight and now they're like hey these are the steps that we're taking to
3:23 fix these issues right I'm just glad that they finally have a logical explanation of what happened this is leaked information Nick this wasn't going to come out they had they were keeping this under close wait what do you guys saying they were keeping this I'm just glad we finally have answers dude they were keeping yeah no no so they have the secrets out yeah yeah yeah and yeah you know understaffing was happening to the whole country especially yeah Tova Noel and Michael Thomas who were
4:15 guarding Epstein they fell asleep that day that's correct they they fell asleep both of them uh both of them yeah they heard they have really nice houses now yeah they well first they were real would you be afraid to take that deal though um would you be afraid look they were shopping online for furniture and motorcycles okay and then yeah other we just got tired literally what it says what because they were they're great they're getting ready check that does it really say that ████ is he ████ around no no no no he's not he's not looking around they were shopping because they were like I'm ready for my payday dude so they're on Living Spaces in Harley-Davidson dude they're playing with each other
5:05 [Applause] right and then um they walked around the units common area um uh they're supposed to be walking around like doing Patrol right but they didn't do it like right here here and there right like here in when he killed him that exact moment yeah and um instead of making the rounds every 30 minutes for two hours they they appear to have been asleep and they admitted to falsifying log entries but avoided jail time under a deal with Federal prosecutors so they got Justice [Laughter] this one happened we found we got to the bottom of this first of all I like how long it took them to release this and it's the most s████████ there's nothing
5:57 I'm just glad that what they're saying is if we can get TSA in jail then one the only person to know the secrets of the most powerful people in the whole world the next one we find if we ever find another one we'll never fall from our fingertips yeah you know who I blame for this it was it well you know what I blame for this oh you're gonna blame white people come on what were the guards were they like I just said a guy's name was like what is that ████ polish the guards I thought the guards were like yeah Caribbean or Jamaican or hey why you do that hey are you gonna blame white people really dude
6:48 [Laughter] Michael Thomas what that's both of them all right you know what Caribbean you know what all right hey sometimes you take a nail sometimes check it out I spoke too soon and motorcycles come on I should have just trusted this ████ article it's a great deal stereotype unlocked Furniture bikes no they got homes they got they got a payday too they did get a Payday they got a race why do they get a Payday they got fired you get a Michael Kors sunglasses I know right yeah those were again I mean goat my grandma left them to me
7:39 it's just not worried at all this ████ yeah right yo you you see that ████ coming back uh coming out again like talking about the list is that well it's been out right but then now like they're tying Bill Gates to uh oh yeah the bridge underage and underage chick right yeah yeah he likes to play bridge with and then they would ████ play bridge bridge dude Bridge is a game for old people so it makes no sense is it like what is it what is it what would you compare it to is it like cards it's like a card game you play across like in twos and twos right yeah she's played backgammon instead what the ████ you want to play brick what that's like that ████ string game dude I think I think bridge is an aphrodisiac yeah right yeah sets the tone yeah that's why
8:29 because you're good this is pretty boring huh yeah yeah right like after the whole Epstein thing happened right all of these divorces happened too Bill Gates and Melinda yeah just split up why because she found out that's what everyone maybe they didn't want to be connected to the to be distanced because they act like we dumb yeah we kind of are though we're pretty we got them all yeah watch you hear it first ████ you know and you know who I blame okay all right you got it you got it the media of the media the White media yeah which channel every all of it corporate media because we don't know who killed we don't know who
9:21 killed it yeah not in death why is there no journalist that's covering the ████ out of this story of the century dude actually the biggest word of all time a pedophile biggest story of all time yeah involving top celebrities top ████ Bankers top ████ politicians yeah this is also from the references dude another piece from the report that helps to quell that there's any conspiracy involved with Epstein and his sex shopping ring so one of the people he reached out to was um that cat the um the ████ gym coach Larry in the sour no way the guy who who sexually assaulted all those 100 counts yeah yeah Epstein reaches out to him he was one of the people he reached out to dude while he was in jail wait right here it's in the report what
10:12 did he say Larry Nazar bro he's he's real ████ the Olympic pedophile yeah he was the second biggest pedophile that year first was ████ Jeffrey guess what Simone biles said she said he was protected and nobody felt like they could ████ talk wow some Big's going on out there but it's all conspiracy hey what about that football coach which one yo yeah you're gonna put the um the ████ is his name he was touching the dudes on the teams he's an NFL guy forever no uh College yeah I can't remember his name Al Pacino played him in that movie right Sandusky Sandusky thing oh Sandusky wait he's tied into this too nah but I mean you know same type of ████ I mean we might as well take him down while we get them right hey what about Jared the subway guy oh yeah yeah yeah do they yeah they put them down because he wasn't a part of
11:03 so they say he was kicking it he was but he was going out to do the like the the boys ████ up and but no but Jared from Subway he was doing something he's doing the little boys oh like the charity event actually I don't know what I'm saying don't make me look crazy on charity events he went on tour it was like yeah I don't know if it was his girlfriend or some lady but she was like she was like egging the conversation on and like yeah you like Sting operation yeah like you like young like calling out like you're like you're on the plug for him right yeah yeah get him like a kid yeah wait she was like miked up and ████ yeah apparently apparently they're there she was like an informant and she had like terabyte he had terabytes of like child porn yeah so he kind of did it to himself he was kind of a little too loud on the street it's deep Bro he got egotistical with that Subway money he's
11:53 like man I'm ████ you're right in the world he's like he's like first thing I'm doing is buying Seagate hard drives [Laughter] [Music]
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