0:00 I was like fake religious growing up like I wanted to have saved sex till marriage so I had sex before marriage anyways so I had sex like right before College like when I was 18. that's a light blooming that's pretty lame anal because that doesn't count oh because you're a good Catholic girl yeah wait so was that enjoyable for you I felt like for me it was just s█████ nice [Music] welcome back to another great episode of careful boys today we have Kazumi in the hot tea yeah so the way these hot tea episodes work is that we progressively ask you hot and harder questions as we go forward but we always start with Bart who begins with the coldest possible question like a cold question yeah real cold if
0:53 a caterpillar can turn into any other animal with any any and why I would like a caterpillar to turn into wagyu and then I would eat it is [Laughter] it goes straight into being on a skewer and then you ████ roast it yeah yeah it becomes like my Wagyu steak can you imagine if it became like the most like tenderloin look at the marbling on that that's actually one of the best answers we've had be ████ collecting caterpillars all day and then he's just like come on I start a ████ caterpillar ████ business food is um like shabu-shabu so I always eat black people just had yesterday
1:44 dude I could lose Xbox could have my fine like my whole retirement fund oh I've never been there the wagon spot in Vegas yeah that ████ is crazy you know it's good it's really good yeah that's probably like the best expot like Shabu Shabu spot damn what's Shabu Shabu it's like let's go I like it guys you had Korean barbecue right well you make your grill your own meat so instead of grilling it it's boiling it and you put vegetables and ████ you make your own soup oh wait I've had that like it's like it's a Japanese show yeah yeah I've had that speaking of shopping um how many is the number what do you mean that you've had sex with what oh your total body count total body count one bajillion do you keep track you don't no I don't keep you you lose count problems I wouldn't know and also it's like there's
2:34 so many different types of sex like I've had sex with a lot of women and obviously like women like after oral sex it's like okay yeah I would count that because I've had great sex with women and then there's also like times where it's like if I'm ████ bro and then this guy like holds my leg up is that a threesome I don't know like it's like because he touched your ankle yeah yeah and then is that two people now or let's participating and what if he like touches my boob now it's a threesome like and what if this guy's like I'm just jacking off yeah I'll I'll count it for you okay so we'll make an Excel sheet and then so for this is how I count very sexy I don't count hookers what I will count hookers why I'm putting it in there to count Joe's like ████ my body counts High yeah on her system I ████ less than a handful of maybe 10 two handful of hookers okay
3:27 and then there's some people that like I just dry humped that counts then there's some people I say I love you no dry home though but like what if penetration sex what if I didn't come that still counts oh that's still sex yo it still sex it's not fun sex but yeah exactly it's not fun give me a head that doesn't count that's whack that's that should not be counted that's whack yeah whack it doesn't count question for you um when did you lose your virginity my virginity yeah um I felt like I I've said this in a bunch of podcasts but I was I was like fake religious growing up like I wanted to have saved sex till marriage so I had sex before marriage anyways so I had sex like right before College like when I was 18. but before pretty late he's doing anal because that doesn't count oh you would know because
4:18 you're a good Catholic girl yeah wait so was that enjoyable for you I felt like for me it was just s█████ nice I felt like it was a cool experience you know but at the time I felt like I was able to really get to know guys in Intimate ways as we figured out how to have fun with each other without having been penetrative so she's like you give a hand job here a ████ yeah I was good at foreplay and then we would just put it in the butt and then I would poop all over it and then I would say sorry and then he'd be like it's okay and then we would go on our ways yeah so you kind of oopsy had a poopsie you'll see it it sounds like you eased into stuff like you didn't just go full on a lot of people he's right in the anal yeah I actually know a lot of girls that done anal first before because of that scene it literally doesn't count I will die by this if I died right before
5:08 I lost my virginity I would have went to heaven but now I will go to hell for sure so when did you start doing anal then that was probably like like senior year of high school that's still Late Bloomer yeah but I had a lot of but I had a boyfriend from like 13 to 17. and we only would get up to oral you know damn you gotta yeah yeah and that's not discipline you could stop yourself I just felt like at the time I also felt like sex was like I had like weirder opinions about sex like I felt like sex had to mean something every single time like I remembered it was this extremely like important part of my life it was it was to the same guy I lost my butt sex but like I remember he was like let's make out and I was like nah and he was like he was like but do you want to make out I was like I do want to make out but I don't want to feel but with my butthole but I was like but I don't want to feel like a ████ you
5:59 know because we're not dating you're not my boyfriend and he was like we literally don't have to be dating to make out we don't even have to be ████ to do it like you we don't need to be dating you could just do things because you want to not because you're you care about other people's experience or opinions on you you it's like totally separate what a Confucius and that like definitely like in a weird way he's like let's ████ without any strings attached yeah cause I was just like just like try to not have sexual experiences because they don't want to bring their body count up or they don't want to feel like a ████ because they're just like but it's like dude I'm young and I want to experience my sexuality and like I want to explore it and as long as this person respects me honestly if I want to make out this guy I'm gonna make out of this guy and if I want to have butt sex with this guy I'm gonna have butt sex with this guy and everyone can know and it doesn't that's a t-shirt yeah
6:50 it doesn't matter what other people think about it you know and I feel like a lot of women try to keep their body count low or not it's like then you don't know what you like you know you don't know what that is why do you think they hold back on what they really want to do because they're afraid I think socialized to to like want to keep themselves and this but this good man doesn't actually exist right they think that if they hold out and if they just like keep being this good girl they'll find a guy that's respectable but in reality this respectable guy isn't respectable at all because respectfully if a guy cares about your sexual history or like all these other things that don't actually matter besides your actual human connection and compatibility then he's not a respectable guy you know what I mean like yeah then it's like you are literally like we're we're like adults now you know like at this point it's
7:40 like we're not 16 17. of course I would have had sexual experiences before you I shouldn't be holding out for you because you didn't hold out for me not so whether you're pure or not you should still love me yeah it's more like also it's it's like your own insecurities that you should like acknowledge like if I have that experiences and that makes you feel bad why it's like past sexual jealousy yeah is that what it is like if you're afraid that I've had all these other sexual experiences that I may not be faithful to you or I may not be able to be taken seriously amongst your peers that's a personal problem that you have to acknowledge you know versus like what I have to do with myself you know because I'm my own person and if it's also something that you feel like is a deal breaker for you then we shouldn't date you know because I can't change that and vice versa like there's guys who intimidate me because they've done so much but it's like those are my own insecurities I acknowledge yeah that's
8:30 crazy that makes so much sense but we don't apply it because it's not like we go to like a dog shelter but man you had another master I have adopting your ass you had one already saying it to the dog yeah you ran through bro I feel like there is a primal thing in a man's mind that like is like I want to make sure that baby is mine so there's that weird like they can't make sense of what's going on I think as an animal but then as a human being we're able to out think exactly so then when you work on yourself you could you that sexual jealousy will disappear yeah and I feel like people will rationalize their insecurities and make like enemies and scapegoats and they'll like have some weird roundabout reason why they don't like a girl who's had a large body counter who's had sex but it really all just comes down to like you're not comfortable because you think she just might know something you don't know and
9:21 then she will leave you and that feeling of Abandonment is like on again your own personal problem that you should acknowledge because I've left girls because um they were sexually like relaxed about ████ like so like they if they can't have conversations or like they're just like it's just why why is there so much shame in you and I feel like we can't connect and then so I'm just like but I don't want to feel like the dude pressuring so this is not a relationship that I want yeah and then but so that's why it blew my mind where I'm like why would you want a girl that's like hidden about her sexuality and it's not even just hidden like because you could be not sexual experienced but know yourself a lot it's also just like why do you have so many shameful ideas about sex like when people ask me what type of guy I want I say like I like a guy who has a
10:11 very healed perspective on women and I feel like you can tell when a guy has very traumatic experiences of women like back when they were younger and they still carry it to this day and he's like opinions about sex and like women and relationships carry with them like there will be times where like a guy will like like for example like simping I'm living is a bad thing if you want to like show that you're into a girl ████ do it but if you believe but like when guys police that are men on simping I'm just like dude you obviously like wow you know what's funny is people will talk ████ about uh like like our group of guys being simps to the woman that you're married to or the woman that is like already you're ████ married you dumb ████ like how are you a Sim tour I'm never a Sim I don't ever well you could like appreciate people like I
11:03 forgot your name but I said for this guy I like this guy yeah super disco for all of you guys you know but it's like it's not like a demeaning thing to be into it also I feel like a lot of men won't Express that they want you and I feel like I look out for that too if a guy if I feel like a guy doesn't want to be like give me those verbal affirmations I don't play games I have like a busy ass woman you know so I want to know that this is what you want to do and if you feel embarrassed about it like the last I like went on a date with a normal guy he wouldn't kiss me and I was like this why literally stupid that's not what the pickup artist taught him bro wait wait so he'll ████ you but he won't kick all like yeah really stupid so you don't like it when someone feels icky toward you but they like you was he like this he was like
11:54 yeah and it's like you could have your own bounties maybe maybe he doesn't kiss any girl I don't know maybe yeah but maybe I don't know ████ is he agitate or something can I have sex without kissing I just feel like that's like one of like the things that we do like as we go down the line of like ████ that we want to do to each other order of operation do you believe uh in a sex Edition like can someone be addicted to it I think anything like in like super excess can be like bad for you but I also feel like the intent is important because obviously I have a lot of sex but I also like I'm not trying to fulfill a void or a race like a part of myself or like I like just do it because it's fun if it's in a Controlled Chaos way I feel like it's fine to enjoy sex and explore it but like let's say like I just couldn't do this podcast because I had to ████ someone right now podcast is important for me to do you
12:44 know it's like this because it's destructive behaviors do you feel like your life would be way more focused if you never had to nut like do you feel like you would just accomplish way more if you never just have more time if I didn't have the feeling probably if you never had to think about getting laid like you would just be like yeah probably I think I think I definitely uh like uh weathered or like uh hindered some of my uh drive because I've got I've been so like sex driven and like more interested and wanted to like go and go find a shorty go get her like that 23 bro but what I'm saying being creative and doing something I wouldn't really just thinking about ████ I was just like that's when I was jacking off the most me too if I could not think about sex I might be in the Olympics or something I might be like to be fair I probably gave me some drive like I think I started dancing for
13:34 girls yeah but you know what though I kind of get it because when you come you just go take a nap and you waste three more hours of your time and you wake up again you jack off again and that's another three hours the whole day just ████ just masturbating jacking off and I'll just masturbate again and then you call girl over yeah and even though he ████ came twice you ████ again just because she's older this is your personal experience but yeah do you feel like your whole life your whole lives are centered around getting laid in some way shape or form like like subconsciously yeah consciously it's like I do this podcast and now I get ████ yeah like uh in the past I believe when I was like all the way up until my 20s all the things I did I can't wait to meet girls now it's like I do is podcast I hope I get paid if I can keep the roof that maybe the ████ will stay it's like
14:25 let me do these things and then hopefully like I'm just able to keep fulfilling and funding my horny lifestyle but that's just because of my life not because it's a prerogative yeah because you're like doing it yeah yeah that's the question because you've obviously experienced like a very wide palette of things sexually and stuff like are there still fantasies or desires that you have not fulfilled I feel like for me I like a good story so I feel like I've done like I've directed and I've like decided creatively done projects where I've been like let's do this like it'd be hot if you did this to me and then did this to me but like now it's like I like just meeting people and seeing how it falls into me like when I was at that swingers resort I was just meeting people and like I like seeing like the storyline of how is how was the first time we're gonna kiss how was the first time like like it's like you're talking at what point are you gonna like start fingering
15:15 me like that's like sexy thing she's an organic flow like the real experience I really like the initial experience because it's like the foreplay I can make any sexual fantasy of mine happen and I can get paid for it but it's like it's those like real life moments that I feel like I really Chase because unscripted it's more novel because it's like what the ████ was that it's like oh my God like because it's like for me it's like I schedule having sex with you I get tested every seven to ten days oh you show me your test it's too controlled yeah I show you you we booked the photography booked the hotel room and then we know that at 7 pm dick is like you put it on the table it's here where it's like I'm late yeah I played guys and then at 7 30 the ejaculation is due right now right now damn that's a lot of pressure wow yeah yeah that's too scary don't make it
16:07 705 yeah I feel like it's fun because obviously it's not that structured it's like it's like we'll start we'll meet at four and then it'll just go on and then we'll eat after and it's fun but it's again it's controlled and it's like also because I get tested so much and I work so much I don't have outside sex because I wouldn't want to have sex with an outsider and then like risk bringing something back into the pool a lot of porn performers really don't like that when you ████ outside the industry yeah I've seen this yeah yeah so it's like it's kind of like it is time because they're probably nastier outside the industry because they're all trying to maintain like a safe ecosystem let's just think about it like an STD takes about five to seven days to incubate right so let's say like I you give me chlamydia I get tested I ████ him tomorrow I have a clean test then the next day you get chlamydia and then it's like I ████ this it's just like you know so it's like we have to be super controlled so when I want to ████ a guy it's like I lose the spontaneity of when
16:59 I was 22 23 where it's just like let's just ████ and I'm like hey we hear my first of all my boyfriend's boundaries and then second of all I need you to get tested and then for first time we would ████ I would not want to have raw sex with you because I don't ████ know you and then after a few times and you'd still have to get tested on top of that and for me like testing is like 300 400 bucks to get it the next day wow yeah that's how much it costs for a next day result yeah well like companies will pay for it but you're an average guy you know so it's like who actually gets tested every five mine's actually above average it like needs the result yeah you're like I'm above average yeah the average person does not know who I am that makes it surgical dude have you ever met anybody that just like oh my test right here like a covet test I mean if I'm like at a sex club then I'll have condom sex you know and I just won't suck any dick because I won't have
17:50 I Won't Suck condom dick that's like that's a hate crime will you were you more straight up coffee mug yeah so during coven were you like man I got a ████ test for this and kovid and make sure I don't get covered from your ████ ass yeah so right now for porn performers we do the whole STD panel which is blood and urine plus the throat swab plus the anal swab even if I I don't do anal like you could be eating me out and a spit could drift down to my butthole so it's good to just get tested for all of it so the cost for that is extremely expensive but luckily I work enough that the return of investment is fine but the average small performer is probably like what the ████ like you know I'm paying to work but it's also like you're paying for your safety and making sure we don't die because right we evolve like and it's also assuming that you're ████ that much like you know I'm not ████ every single day on this 14 day test that's
18:40 crazy you know like I'm probably ████ like maybe four times on this success and it's just for the peace of mind like that we're good yeah with the same performer so you can make more content right I usually try to have a variety and I like the first time I ████ someone and I like finding like the style and the variety in your experience do you have your rankings of dues whether it be by uh whatever demographic ethnic or whatever Johnny Sins was bomb bro wow dude Johnny's my my scene of Johnny since actually got nominated for an Avian Award and it was just us in like an Airbnb and like a tripod what was that that was on only fans yeah yeah so I always I'm like how the ████ dude he's a good ████ yeah but I was like how the ████ do they judge that like is there like a guy that just goons in the cave and this is like watches like 15 porns and he's like that was a good one yeah how do they do that I don't know how they judged it like they they
19:31 nominated me no I'm saying how do you judge it like like he was a good ████ like what what made him versus they're like I once asked Isaiah Maxwell I was like what makes or make what makes a good performer specifically because I was caring about my performance not so much the sex and he was like it's everything to do with before after and during like not necessarily the penetrative part but establishing that Sexual Energy and chemistry of like this is like like we're having an organic connection even though we're getting paid and this is like orgasm yeah and then with Johnny Sins it's like he was saying there's only like five positions there's missionary doggy cowgirl reverse cowgirl maybe spooning but it's like how do you make it more interesting it's like making the leg a little bit higher it's like adjusting her a little bit more it's a small things that make it like yeah he got the details like we had like missionary for like like we had
20:22 missionary 20 different times but it was always a different type of missionary so it's just like understanding those details and being purposeful with sex yeah duly noted since so since you ████ so many sex birds out there like like I mean you've had a lot of like really good performers right and then so like when you go back to your boyfriend um how's that experience like I feel like when you hang out with Bart do you like compare it with hanging out with this guy big time Bart's way more fun it's okay no no it's okay it's okay not a name thing well it's way more fun and Bart will actually suck dick too so yes I will yeah but it's just like like if I get dinner with my friend I don't compare that dinner to my other friend that's a completely different experience you know so the same thing I get what you mean though yeah you ████
21:14 like hey no you're right though cause he'll go golfing with me and embar will go shooting with me yeah so it's like different different type of Friends Church friends versus Club friends from the vibe like some guy some people are like really sensual and that's what I want and then some guys like it's just like like it's like destruction it's personal but with my boyfriend it's like we have this history of understanding and we know what we like already we have our routine and it feels familiar and it's like and it's like there's also this connection like I love this person and he loves me and I feel safe whereas like you know it's just a different experience like I like sometimes I'll have normal sex of other guys and I used to be scared like what's the point like it might suck but it's like if the chemistry is there you you understand each other so it's fine yeah how how is it when you come home after having sex with another person coming home to your dude like how is that like all you had
22:05 to do the beetle get like shortened or because you're satisfied already or I mean I would say naturally if I'm ████ and I come home that's like I'm still coming home from a day of work you know like I'm coming home from doing a podcast like this then I'll probably get lunch with a friend and I'll probably do my scene I come home that's still like a lot of emotional and mental labor so it's me coming home from work so I'm tired you know so like me coming home from work I'll I'll probably be tired I could still be up for sex but I'd probably rather like focus on different parts of intimacy like cuddling and like talking about my day and actually just like putting my hair down taking off my lash extensions and feeling like safe of somebody which is more intimate than sex in my opinion you know because most people don't see me as like like that because I'm no longer Kazumi I'm my real name which is redacted and it has it has it been that has it been that way like
22:55 what's your man being like hey what's up man like how'd it go like is it does it does it have the combo or y'all just don't I'm a depraved girl you know like when he ████ other girls I want to know every detail I want a little position I want to know where you came with him if I'm like yeah and then he put me on the he'll be like no no like I just want to know you did it did you have a good time I'll tell him like funny stories like I'll tell him like oh my God like this ████ was trash bro like all right or I'll tell him if like something like silly happened or like some like conversations are happening but I wouldn't like go detail by detail like yeah I was sending this day again that's why I wouldn't know like I'm still the man overnight like this was this happened over the course of three years you know we were we built a really strong Foundation of like our
23:46 relationship that was just us and then over time I remember we found my friend who's also Filipino and her boyfriend was also black and we did a couple swap and it felt really comfortable because I knew my homegirl loved her boyfriend and I knew my boyfriend loved me so when he ████ her I was like oh so it didn't start open it was like you built the interface you you built the trust we worked towards it like it wasn't just like we start like when we started dating I was already a ████ girl I already had an only fans I already did these sex parties and ████ and I was he was curious about it and then but I wasn't but we had to build our relationship first and then once our relationship was built that's when we were like let's try this let's go to a sex party and just ████ each other let's go couple swap and eventually it became like threesomes and now we can I can do like individual dating and stuff but that took a long time yeah okay gotcha
24:38 we are at the uh overtime part but you know there's a classic question that yeah we asked one question yeah just kind of um the caterpillar one yeah I'll turn it to Wagon uh would you rather ████ your mom or your dad what um I was never asked that then we'll bring you back on we'll bring it yeah don't worry everyone answers everybody answers no you did answer this whatever ████ my mom or my dad I feel like I'd rather ████ my mom because he wouldn't be ████ really we would just be like oh that's cheating then yeah all right you'd have to strap on and then ████ your mom or she has to strap on and ████ you yeah if she's strapon ████ me doggy style I could close my eyes and just imagine like my boyfriend or something I could imagine you can't mentally Escape that's not fair like Rob Piper oh really please
25:32 thank you for participating did she answered she did answer that's a good answer between us so we're basically not even touching she's just dry humping that's all right ████ eye to eye intimate sex 20 different missionaries like this with her and you're just like oh like we're like boy that's a foreign she's a horny girl and um I met her at this Asian collab party so like what happens is a lot of only fans girls back in the day we would meet like on these like group chats and ████ and we'd be like yo let's get a mansion for a
26:23 weekend I'll split it 10 people and let's just just work for three for like a weekend straight so like a writer's Retreat yeah like Cher will have the tripod I met this woman and then we would party at night it would be awesome but it'd be like yo we just had a bunch of orgies you know and now it's like now we're at like x-pot you know and like this woman she just looked like my mom bro and I was like bro it'd be funny it'd be so funny if we did a scene where you ████ my boyfriend and I got fake mad about it I always I'm like what if my mom saw that she'd be like what the ████ dude why didn't you invite me your mom is all like that should have been me like my like she's a realistic figma I'll show you in a second all right all right nice and you guys have to
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