0:00 [Music] after sending a note begging for help help to a restaurant through grubhub wow what do you mean so like she used the the the app to be like hey can i have more forks no cilantro and help additional instructions please call the police he's going to call me when you delivered come with the cones please don't make it obvious okay but pause nobody ever reads those oh because i make notes in those and nobody ever reads those how long are you know like she got a really good girl that's true she's got a five star you
0:50 know what i find out because it depends on who's picking it up because you know how like sometimes drivers will do like multiple different apps right and then i remember i sent in a note and then the dude showed me on the other side he goes man this is how they ████ us and i'm like why he goes because not all the apps show that when you put it in so i'm like so like i said you do grubhub and then like ████ whatever uber eats or whatever and then like the person that's picking it up might not see it i'm like that's where they ████ you so the note is not necessary for the delivery person it's for the restaurant yeah so yeah this woman was saved from the kidnappers also lazy as ████ because that was like oh you put in your order yeah yeah it's like what the don't call the cops which means that it wasn't really a kidnapping it sounds like a domestic abuse thing yes like when ladies be like i'm gonna order
1:42 pizza after you beat me up hello yeah i'm just getting dinner uh can i get a pepperoni pizza and my police oh i just said please please please so this happened in the bronx uh in new york uh this lady sent this note to a local restaurant through grubhub ordering uh asking them to call the police the chipper truck cafe in yonkers new york wrote on its facebook page that it helped save a woman from a five-hour hostage situation wednesday morning wow she ordered a delivery through grubhub to our restaurant and added this note the restaurant wrote on facebook alongside a photo of the note she wrote that i shall and did undercover come in as a grub hub guy he comes and just throws her food at the front door and runs away [Laughter] there is no grubhub uniform so uh the
2:34 victim had ordered an irish breakfast sandwich and a cheeseburger to accompany her uh alarming note the chipper truck cafe wrote our staff responded immediately and called the police and she got saved police said a 32 year old man was arrested at 6 30 a.m and charged with rape strangulation we're gonna have fun with this one wow criminal sex act unlawful imprisonment uh menacing assault criminal possession of a weapon and sexual abuse you just made it too real it's like such a lighthearted like hey this grub-up thing zany way to rescue oh yeah she was raped by the way there's the kicker i'll omit information that makes you uncomfortable next time well i wait was this uh someone intruded or was it like her boyfriend and they got some weird ████
3:25 or what happened that's a lot of counts i believe it's so messy but i'm not sure but uh or maybe that's a s███████ of charges actually it doesn't say they're all like the craziest stuff it could be a break-in yeah it could have been yeah but then that's even dumber why would you yeah why did you pass it with the ████ why would you pass the phone and be like order a girl usually they're not like yeah because he was mentally maybe he slept because it's like six in the morning i'm like dang dude five hours right so there must have been some time where she probably snuck away and thank goodness for new york having food 24 hours that's true imagine if this should happen in a small town or something and it's like man you got to wait till things so this was like 5 a.m order or something like that oh ████ and then police ended up arresting the guys so it was overnight ████ this guy's crazy oh you hungry here let's get some breakfast you better not go anywhere else okay [Laughter]
4:17 really lucky because not only does somebody read it but it's also five in the morning yeah somebody usually coming into work they're like stoned imagining kidnaps they go driving and he was like ask that cop for directions just directions only my dumbass would be like i would only ask directions you seem that way what's that um we kind of i think we did article on this what's that like hand sign or something like that that like oh it's this oh we all forgot though oh bummer wait that's important what's that thing that helps you i'm in your you you should know you have a kid what is it do you have a kid too i wasn't here for the article i wasn't even article either all right what is this but it doesn't have a b it's like if you're if you're being held captive or you need help but you can't say anything you just do this with your hand or some ████ and it means be oh i was just doing sign language
5:07 with alphabet i think that i think the article that we had covered was like a a child had been abducted and then like in the car like was doing it handsome and somebody had recognized that this being like the signal for that kind of situation and was able to call wrestling i don't think that's common knowledge that's why kid did that to me i would have been like only only kidnappers know that yeah yeah only people that abduct children only kidnappers know this ████ though i put that aside but that's why it's important here at jk news that we bring up these conversations good doesn't do the legitimized jk like that dude don't illegitimize it is that also so that if you have to shake someone's hand and they feel your thumb can you go like this i don't know that means like i'm in trouble i thought you'd do it like this yeah yeah that works don't do that next to me dude don't legitimize that legit doesn't that mean i'll suck your dick oh my god on the low
5:58 i hope that's not two meanings because that's really i thought that was a politician's handshake of like meet you in the bathroom later buddy that's one of them that you know that's the mixture wait so this is the host i'm sorry i need help that's the i need help i wish we had a laptop in here that's one of them there's a yeah because there's a there's a commercial for it where it shows a what are you even called it's like a woman on a webcam and she's like chatting and then the husband's like behind her like doing something so she's like talking and then she goes okay see you later and then and then it says like no the signals or something it's like a little oh it's like a psa it's like a psa for you more of those okay more of those you know my dumb ass is going to go like this i volunteer and then i'll probably go like this like that we're just not doing this oh you know what i think it is i think it's this and then you close it it's something like this
6:49 this this was taught to this chick this kidnapped girl was rescued after she learned this on tick tock she learned this on tick tock and she showed this sign so you just showed this with your thumb inside your fist i'm guessing it means like you're yeah you have to go you have to go like this and then close it the whole motion oh my heart yeah it's rough so what does this mean then i don't know that you're about to be kidnapped this means it's done it's done this is a done deal you ████ up man what if you get kidnapped and you don't know you forget but you have to see you have to see this this is the more important part because you could just lose a ████ fist right so you have to show that it's in and then you close it yeah the closing to like symbolize that it's there so it's all the perspective then cause what if you're on the wrong angle now it's just a threat you go hey that kid's about to punch that adult get him
7:40 saved so if you're like this does this mean that you're you escaped that means you're good yeah that means you talk good escape or i need a ride because you're doing the webcam right you're like this and then you hear them leave and you're like oh ████ okay i'm about to escape but then they come back in like that means someone's gonna throw you a ████ fastball at any moment now you're just i'm sure you're like um there's umpire behind you [Laughter] illegal signals ejection damn that's so scary man i think it's important to think about and recognize those different signs ████ yeah dude otherwise we got joe just ████ looking at other kids like i know i tried to talk to tyke about all that ████ like just the other day i was telling him like okay if a stranger
8:30 tries to talk to you what do you tell him and he goes i'm not supposed to talk to strangers i'm like nah dude you just ████ go away i don't because i don't bet i'm just like you just run away and then so we like drill it we like to practice remember we were walking on that trail and that family said hi and he was i'm not supposed to talk to strangers but that's the right energy that's true and that's cute coming from a four-year-old yeah yeah yeah that's cute yeah teaching him like sock in the dick and like how to escape and like all these like little maneuvers you practice on dad no that's nowhere to be found he's an absent fall on the ground like you're dead maybe dad is yeah kidnapper i don't know where that is are you okay yeah we don't care that's not a kid so he's more like you know what i mean there's also like people that are really just good at being able to tell something's wrong which is ████ great like there's that one thing that happened really recently too at a restaurant where the uh the kid it was
9:22 like a kid eating with his dad and then the kid had visible like marks and that's all it took and the server just went behind the dad made eye contact with the kid and went and the kid just went yeah or something really simple and then she called the cops and they found out that the dad was beating this kid's ass for weeks weeks yeah like ████ consistently oh i thought this meant no problem don't want trouble i don't wanna travel imagine she goes oh okay apple fritter's coming up in just a second [Music]
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