0:00 Yeah. I just I just remember like we all drinking up and then we clapping cheeks and then I just wake I just woke up. >> You and your boys do >> clapping cheeks. >> All right. You guys have um been pretty sleepy before. What's a place that uh what's the worst place you've ever dozed off? >> Well, I'm driving. >> In a car >> or the worst uh situation where you like actually fell asleep >> in a car? >> Yeah. Driving. So straight up driving on the road, completely fell asleep. >> I was uh 16, coming home late from a friend's house and I was going on Garvey. I started I think at like Atlantic. >> Yeah. >> And then I remember blinking and then I was at Garfield already and I was like, "Wait, what happened to all the other lights in between?" Crazy. So I would keep going down and
0:51 then I would blink again and it's New Avenue and I'm like, "What the is going on?" And then I blink again and there's a car right in front of me that I thought he cut me off, but since I was falling asleep, I slammed on the brakes, but it was actually the accelerator. So, I smashed into the back. It was a old Supra. I smashed into the back into of the Supra and I pushed him over the curb and both of us went onto the gas station into the gas. >> Total my car. >> I've never heard this before. >> Total my car and total his car and my airbags exploded. And then uh and um when I got home, my whole face was swollen because you know the airbag smashed you in the face. >> You were by yourself? >> Yeah, I was I was by myself. >> Wait, what kind of soup? >> And my dad's like, "Where the ████ you been like that?" And he's like, "Why you look like that?" Cuz my ████ I'm bleeding from the lips. >> What happened to the other guy? He wasn't mad at you.
1:41 >> He probably was, but I just out angry him cuz you know you just have to bluff. >> What? >> So he was like, "What the hell was that?" I'm like, "Look where the you're going, bro. What the You cut me, huh? You pulled at Anthony Airlines. >> Anthony Airlines. >> No, no, no. But he did it first. I was pulling a BART in the airplane. >> Got it. >> Crazy. And we just traded information. >> Damn. >> And then I was like, I've never uh total a car before. And then so I'm just driving. It was a green CRV. It was my mom's car. I was driving that car home with ████ It was like steaming ████ neon. >> You drove it home like that? Damn. >> Both of my front tires were popped. So I'm just driving on rims. It was like a like >> holy. >> Like from from like Delmare all the way to Roseme. >> Holy crap. >> Yeah. >> Damn. >> And then from since then anytime I fell
2:31 like start getting tired I just pull over cuz this >> that's good. >> Like I was traumatized. >> That's a good habit. >> Yeah. I was just I just I'm just knock out or something. It's not worth it. >> That's what I do now, too. >> Falling asleep while driving is like the worst feeling in the world. >> ████ yeah. >> Cuz you're like, "Oh ████ I'm at risk of killing myself and somebody else." >> No. Absolutely. >> Yeah. It is really scary. Especially when you're so tired, you don't even know you're falling asleep. >> Yeah, >> that one. >> But doesn't doesn't that happen though when like Cuz this happens to me too now when I pull over and I sleep. >> So I'll just go like I'm not going to risk it. I'm going to pull over and sleep. I go to parking lot. I just sleep. The second I wake up I think I'm still driving and that I fell asleep while driving. >> Oh ████ >> Every single time. Yeah. I hate that. >> That's the worst. Dude, on the way to San uh San Diego to OC, I pulled over to just take a nap. >> Boom. I wake up. I got a flashlight on
3:21 me. Boom, boom, boom. >> Bunch of guys in green outfits and I was like, "Oh, what the ████ Hey, this is border patrol." And then Yeah. knocked on my door. They asked >> went all the way to Mexico. >> No, no. I was just I guess I was just sleeping and then they were like, "Yo, we need to search your whole car." >> Man, you don't need to do that. I was just tired. >> Well, your car was on. Oh, to leave the AC on or whatever. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But um they they ended up searching my whole car and everything. >> That happened. >> That's illegal. >> But he said he said he said yes, though. >> Oh, that's why >> I said, "Okay, go ahead." I know. >> They uh that happened to me a little bit when I went to uh I was like going to San Diego again and then I I uh pulled over to uh check my tire and it was flat >> and I just happened to pull in front of like the Camp Pendleton gate or whatever. >> Yeah. >> And then they uh a couple guys came out and I was like, "Oh, my tire is just flat." And they're like, "We just need to confirm that it truly is flat and
4:11 that's really why you're here." >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And they like they looked over my whole car and everything and then they ended up changing my tire. >> That's cool. They were just such cool guys. They were like, "Hey, sorry, man, if you got scared, but yeah, we'll help you out." And they just did everything >> cuz it could be a terrorist attack. >> Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Plus, you know, >> in Hawaii when you go into a accidental when you turn into like a base >> Uh-huh. >> you have to if you want to drive out of it, you give them the ID. >> Oh. stole your ID while you turn around. >> That's what they did at Nellis Air Force Base. >> That's crazy. >> I went to Nellis Air Force Base for a car show. >> Oh, cool. On base? >> Yeah. But I got to the gate and they're like, "No, that's only for service members. You have to or a family of servicemen." >> Oh, so it was a military. >> Yeah, it was only for military guys. I didn't know. It didn't say that on the thing, but I guess it's common sense. So
5:01 then he's like, "All right, I'm going to grab your ID. Turn around. I'll give it to you on the other side." I was like, "Whoa." Damn. That's crazy. >> Yeah. No idea. >> You ever fell asleep during sex or something? Is that what you're going to say? >> Probably. For sure. >> That's a dangerous place. >> Fall asleep. >> You guys haven't fallen asleep during sex? >> No. >> I'm just Dude, I'm so excited. >> I come and then I fall asleep. >> I've had sex while falling asleep. I mean, I had uh I woke up. >> That's literally Oh, okay. >> Wait, what? You >> having sex while sleeping? >> He was getting sexed in while he was sleeping. >> You ever happened to you? Dude, >> sometimes you're sleeping and then you woke up and then you're like, "What the hell's going on?" That's kind of cool. >> I never did that. Sleep sexing. >> Yeah. Sometimes >> it's not sleepwalking. >> Like as in you went to sleep knowing that you were going to go to sleep and then you woke up and you were having sex. >> Like you go to sleep >> Mhm. >> at ████ 9 or 10 and somehow 2:00 a.m. your eyes open and you're like, "What
5:52 the ████ Why is it dark in here? And how come everyone's having sex in here?" >> I'm glad I never slept in a bed with >> everyone. Or just two people. >> Oh, you actually fell asleep in the middle of it. >> It was that boring. Yeah, for sure. Dude, Anthony is a sleepy boy sometimes. >> When I was younger, I had like a He just did it too much. >> You just have like drunk sex. >> Yeah, I've had that. >> Yeah. So, and then you're just like, you know, you're just really drunk >> and then you just kind of like pass out for a moment and then they're like, "Yo, did you fall asleep?" You're like, "Oh, s███." >> I was just enjoying it so much. >> You too. >> Oh, see, >> not that. >> You can't fall asleep while you're having >> That's happened to you? Yeah. >> Fell asleep while having sex. >> What happened when you woke up? >> Yeah. I just I just remember like we all drinking up and then we clapping cheeks and then I just wake I just woke up. >> You and your boys >> clapping cheeks. >> I told you this with the boys.
6:42 >> Me and the Usos. >> Yeah. >> The dude. >> This is all you guys got. >> You guys done. >> So what happens when you wake up and you apologize? What do you do? >> No. No. You wake up and she's gone. >> Oh damn. She hit it and quit it. Huh? >> She Yeah, dude. >> She used me. I was like ████ That's how you guys feel. That's crazy. Y'all don't even want to stay, huh? All right. >> What's she supposed to do? You entered screen saver mode. >> I feel really bad the other way around, though. >> Like if you don't have breakfast. >> No, no, no. Like vice versa. Like uh >> if she falls asleep, >> she's really drunk and she fell asleep and then now you're like, I feel like I'm taking advantage of you and then you have to just So you just stop. >> Oh yeah, that >> I've had that too. I >> That's the right move though. You got to get out of there. >> I just stop completely right there for sure. But it's just like it's it's funny because when you do it, it's like, "Hey,
7:33 fool. Did you fall asleep?" Oh, ████ Uh, no. >> April, >> what? I've been awake this whole time. >> April the funniest thing. >> I have I have I mean, I had I had a time where I fell asleep in like a lecture hall in college. >> Those are the best. >> ████ And it's a big lecture hall, right? >> And yet the professor decided to come up to me. >> Why? >> In front of like over a hundred people in like a auditorium style. This is at UCI. >> They like that ████ though. >> Yeah. And so everyone's looking at you. And so when they're like, "Hey." And you open your eyes, the professor's right there. Everyone's staring at you. >> And and then the professor is like, "You can go ahead and leave." >> Oh, >> damn. Like that. >> And you're in the middle of the class. >> And just my friends are just like, "Oh s███." >> You go straight to rate my professor. ████ that fool, dude. >> Putting your ████ back in your bag. You're just walking out. Yeah. >> Oh.
8:23 >> And then what do you do when you when you come the next day? But like I don't stupid ignorant mind though cuz you know we're doing like hell weeks and ████ like that. So we're sleeping at like 7 a.m. type stuff. You're trying to make it to class. >> But in your in your mind you're pretending that you're not like super embarrassed. You're like a whatever dude. >> Of course that's the only way to survive. >> Yeah. I'm bouncing out of class and then you're and then now you're out of class. You're walking and you're just like >> ████ >> You know what you should have done? You should have when when they you should went Bro, imagine the whole class would laugh and then prom king instant >> in college. Prom king in college. >> Yeah, dude. You deserve it. I tried one of those college tricks that everyone was like talking about and it didn't work. >> Like what? Doing math. >> No, the one where you have like a final have a final or midterm and you hide the
9:15 textbook in the bathroom. There's one I didn't study for and I'm like, "Oh yeah, that's what you got to do." So I hit it. I'm like, "All right, hell yeah. I'm about to ████ ace this s███." So, as I was taking the test, I'm like, "Okay, I'll just read like the first five questions. Got it." But I use the restroom. Okay, go ahead. So, I run to the bathroom and I'm like going there and I'm like looking, "Okay, question one, question two." And I was like, "F███, I actually got to memorize this to go back." So, I'm like I'm like, "Okay, okay, DNA is a nuclear ribos." I'm like trying to ████ study in the ████ the stall and ████ And I made multiple trips. I obviously failed that midterm, but I was like, "This don't ████ work. Who said you could ████ just go in the bathroom? Like, yeah. >> I'm like, there's no way. I was trying so hard at memorizing that ████ stall and people come like, "No, I'm coming in the stall." I'm ████ cheating in here. >> It was hard. >> You didn't take a picture of the phone with your phone and then maybe >> they didn't invent these things back
10:05 then, dude. What the freak using telegraph still? >> Jesus. 1989. >> My college era was a T-Mobile Sidekick era. >> So, it was like lit to >> Wait, you actually own the Sidekick when it was new? >> Yeah. >> He had You know how much sex he has? Of course he has that thing. How was I thinking? >> Well, you were either sidekick or you were Blackberry during that time. >> Oh, you can say black. >> But then everybody who's like on this fellow sidekick network type stuff, it's just like you would help each other ████ during tests and ████ And I remember just being like looking at my ████ phone and then like >> how do they even let you have your your phone out? >> Cuz it's you say it's a calculator. What do you mean? >> No, just have it in my sleeve and then I would like pull it out, look at the screen type ████ put it back in, >> do ████ >> allegedly. >> What subject could you do that with if that would help? >> ████ What What subject? I don't even
10:56 remember subjects anymore. It wasn't math, I'll tell you that. >> Science. >> Um, >> biology. >> It had to be something like subjective. >> What was your major again in in >> philosophy? Film. Oh, good. >> Film media studies. >> Earlier. >> Film. >> Film. You went to school for filming? Yeah. And I made YouTube videos. >> You guys bummed out to UCI. >> University. >> Damn. You got to school. >> Oh, it paid off. >> Hey, at least I wasn't ████ clapping my bro's cheeks. >> Hey, he paid it off already. He paid it off. >> ████ good, man. >> I like this guy. All right. >> No. No. But you really pulled out a loan for film school? I'm just curious. For film school, you pull out >> It's not film school. was University of California of Irvine. >> Yeah. With a film and media studies major in the school of humanities. >> It's a bachelor of arts.
11:47 >> What kind of test is that? >> They watch a movie and at the end they go, "Did you like it? >> Tell me why >> that was that was the best part of like film as a major. There are hell classes where you just go and you just watch ████ films." >> I had I had a class like that. That was sick. >> I love those classes. And and it's also one of those things where I didn't think I would like a lot of old films, but watching like Alfred Hitchcock stuff, you're just like, damn, this is really good. >> Really good. >> Schindler's List. Anybody? >> Way better than a lot of Yeah, we love Schindler's List. >> Well, you know what the movie that ████ me up in film class was? Rosemary's Baby, >> dude. >> Slow Burn. Amazing movie. >> Yeah. And I was just not ready for that. >> Yeah, that matures your your sense of film like pretty fast. >> Yeah, >> because it doesn't deliver until the very end. >> Did you watch Did you watch 400 Blows? >> I did not. That one's a bummer, too. >> 400 blows. >> That's like a freaking like
12:37 >> No, they spell a lot. All French and ████ dude. That's like a classic movie. >> I like this guy. >> Come on, man. >> 400 blows is a pretty interesting title. >> No. Look it up. It's a real movie. It's not about ████ though. >> It's about the ████ This will put them all out on a grid. >> It's like glory hole grid >> playing whack-a-mole with dicks coming out. >> Glory hole the movie. My favorite movie. >> What was yours? >> What's it about? 400 blows. >> It was You follow this French dude and he goes, "Look it up." >> Oh, come on. I want to hear >> 400 blows. >> If you guys take watch in school, you tell me cuz you learned. >> Yeah. Yeah. It's like you follow this French kid and he does a bunch of He sucks up a bunch of guys, I think. >> Who let the fly in? >> Are you sure that's what it's about?
13:27 >> That Wait, that one. That one. That one. That cheap ████ That's not even a blow. That ████ cheap, bro. >> What are you watching? >> 400 blows. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That's gangster. Oh no. What is it? Is it gay? >> Yeah, that's the one. >> Wait, what the ████ is that? >> What the hell? >> It's a ████ cardboard box, bro. >> Hey, >> what the hell? >> It says come here. >> What the ████ is that? >> It's called 400 blows. >> It's French. The movie was black and white. That's not it. >> Sounds a ████ ████ in a box. Or what is that? >> Who let the fly in? Hey, Nick. Nick, >> can you kill that flag right there? You see it? >> Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Kill it. Look over there.
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