0:00 [Music] breeders are retro breeding dogs to prevent breathing problems what's retro breed is this a poem it's a haiku say this five times [Laughter] breathing backwards like finding the old lines right yeah exactly so pretty much uh you guys are familiar with like um ████ uh one of the drummers and stuff yeah right bulldogs super super short oh yeah over the years you look more shrunk like a crushed cat which is cute and everybody loves this ████ right but then they ████ have huge breathing problems yeah they're always wheezing they die really really
0:50 young yellow brachiocephalic breath we got all the science names yep i know it means shortened head yeah yeah um but retro breeding would be going the other way so finding the uh more close to the authentic genetic line and getting closer back to the original so it's almost like bringing the purebreds back into the game in order to not have it be so ████ up like german shepherds every fifth generation they uh re-breed wolf back in what that's how they keep it pure to have an actual pure german show every five generations imagine if people did if like the big three did that and we retro there'd be there'd be no southeast asians yeah probably there'd be none it'd only only be chinese japanese koreans need to get this spaniard out of my filipino man
1:49 they made us have last names that's whack i was in uh we were in spain and i was packed with one of the uh filipino dancers in the crew right and this other spanish dude you know one of the students asked him was like hey so he's like you're filipino but why is your last name cruz and pat's like uh because all you spaniards came and raped us a long time ago and he's like oh yeah yeah you're right but i think it was mexico wasn't it because they're closer i don't think it was spain oh yeah it was spain but let's be honest though it's all the same thing because they all speak to contain languages so spanish they're all colonized by the same group yeah yeah i mean breeding in general that's that's just a fun topic obviously when we do it without maybe not fun is the right interesting choice
2:40 process is fun the process is interesting sex is good right it's like it's like how people were talking about like yao meaning and ████ like that right with chinese people they're just constantly trying to breed like to talk and his wife's like six four some ████ is she oh damn yeah but when it's love it's like that one dude well what wasn't that that one dude on ████ rocky the the russian dude he was like drago drago was a russian experiment dolph lundgren yeah he's a russian so he has a phd and i think chemistry or chemical engineering does he really yeah interesting story with them we had just gotten to college it was like orientation week so it was our first experience as like you know like in college they let us go so we we went to westwood and we watched showdown in little tokyo i loved that movie underrated bro underrated i didn't watch it see your career best line in that movie i saw you coming yeah i heard i heard you come that time you know i was
3:30 like that's some powerful car that's amazing right but then my friend he comes back from the bathroom because you guys don't look right now but dolph lundgren's right behind us shut up dude we look and sure enough there's dolph lundgren and he's huge so his knees are like touching like the seats in front he's with this girl with bodyguards he's watching his own movie yeah so i don't know if he didn't go to the premiere or he didn't see or i don't know what but he's there in westwood he's like two hours behind us oh in the old the the little city yeah yeah yeah and then when that line came up like you know at that time i heard you come no one laughed because he's right behind us yeah so we're just like really you guys didn't play it up oh dude we were like i mean we felt like adults but we were a little kid we were just out of high school and dolph lung was like what 6 20 you know like and we're just like like you know we didn't want to like you
4:20 know we're like what the hell dude but that that was our show around the tokyo experience it was awesome so for context there's a part in the movie where like because he's just like uh obviously like really good professional combat guy and he tells them like oh like he shocked her because she didn't know that he was there and he's like oh you'll never hear me coming and then later on they have sex and she goes i heard you coming that time yeah yeah yeah yeah this is the greatest ████ but we couldn't laugh so that was unhealthy for us because we couldn't laugh because two rows down is the powerful comer yeah but it was supposed to be a joke yeah but no but you know anyone disrespecting i don't want to disrespect dolph lundgren you know he's just laughing by himself with the bodyguards you laugh he goes what's so funny oh dolph hello being as huge as he is
5:11 his face must be you just like coming over yeah especially because you guys were younger and smashed i know we're like you know it was like it was like three korean people and uh one white guy and we're all small like you know high school kids those are just awesome odds that you just decided to go watch it during orientation and he's there yeah that's nuts wow because he would have seen it at the premiere the movie had already premiered that's crazy maybe he went to the apron didn't watch the movie he wanted to see it or maybe like that girl is new and he's like oh you know why don't you you know what i do no i do this i come really loud maybe you already seen it but like you wanted to see how real people reacted and you know and then nobody laughs no one laughs look this is the funniest part listen listen no one laughs and you know when tia curse of that you know he nudged her yeah yeah
6:01 later later [Laughter] you're gonna find out isn't it crazy like just knowing where that was shot like right here downtown l.a yeah and then like some of the people actually i've probably seen them at a film festival or something like um that one girl the japanese girl uh ████ what's her name she was in the movie but she's always at the uh at those events and ████ isn't the final fight scene on like first street like in showdown little tokyo where the parade was yeah yeah yeah it's like right there in front of the japanese american museum yup that's right there dude bart's never even seen it you never saw it you'd love it i need to watch it have you seen big trouble in little china is that when the guy gets inflated like he yeah mr burton you know they're remaking that no way it
6:52 better be racist it's not going to be the same were we making big trouble how do you even make it while being careful about race i don't understand how you even make it yeah because it was hella racist back then but it's hilarious how bad it was yeah to me it when they made movies about asian ████ back then it was like panda express it was like fake china yeah it was like fake asian ████ it was still delicious you could totally tell it was like a jewish writer who went to a chinese restaurant to get an inspiration and that's all he ████ knew and then he made a film yeah did you guys remember the last dragon yes yeah so good the best the best collection of scenes is when they show the chinese guys talking black and acting black and then uh leroy like he's just a black guy but who's roofing but he acts asian yeah
7:43 that i think it was great because if you didn't they never pointed it out it's just you just had to pick it up like you know these chinese guys were acting black and this black guy's acting chinese yeah is the best yeah and then the best scene is when his brother gets tied up but he pops to get out the ropes get all loose easel let's tie you guys up and let's see how it works we're going to tie these ████ because i was a little kid when i saw it you know i was on theater and i was like oh that's why popping is dope because if someone ever told me i could get as a kid you believe the kung fu movies like you believe if you do this on someone you're gonna break skin they're gonna die yeah you're gonna break skin and all that that interaction is like lost in history they need to use that asian to black interaction more today as a lesson because it's dope yeah you guys
8:34 ever seen kung fu movies dubbed with black people is that when i was young it was black belt theater and kung fu theater every saturday they played two kung fu movies then when that kind of died down i want to say like in the 90s they started dubbing the kung fu movies with black people in their accent it's hilarious damn is that why wu-tang clan came up and liked that ████ is that why in that bruce lee movie the dudes are you ever heard of chinese oh my god that was a chinese guy it became like a stereotypical black voice like to be like you never heard of that well let me show you and he sucks him in the stomach yeah well let me show you we're like and he's so cool in that movie bro when they're in rome that one right there at the restaurant i was like how did these guys end up in
9:24 rome that's my question how did this whole crew end up in russia i'm not speaking italian yeah yeah they're bullies chinese dudes i know what's the prequel of just their lives i think i want to do some traveling baby that's exactly the you know the funny thing when you mention that is that when i was a kid and watch kung fu movies i thought that's how chinese people spoke because as a kid i didn't know what dubbing was yeah to me it's just it's just so you thought they spoke like black guy your kung fu is very good like i just thought that's how china will talk i didn't know it was dubbing then when i saw a documentary when i was a little bit older i was like oh these are white guys doing this i had no idea i had no idea that that's i just thought if i went to china that's how they would all talk and then their lips don't match passport please baby i got the game oh ████ the black guy
10:14 and then i used to think like you know when they punch you know the dust would come from their clothes yeah it's to show how fast they're punching i just thought y'all were dirty like i didn't know how to show them i didn't know that's what that would be that's what they had to do back then dirty clothes dude they're all dusty and ████ why are they people are like ████ fossils bro ████ dusty yeah like as a kid though because you know you don't if you if if you explain dubbing to a kid they're not gonna understand yeah i didn't understand it either so to me you think they talk like that that's why i just thought that's such a good talk i didn't know about chinese accents or anyone's accent i just thought that that's what it was if i went to china they'd all be like [Laughter] people got a taste of it now with a squid game because some people watched it with the uh english which is like hey why are you guys even doing that but it's like people are like oh yeah did
11:05 you guys see do you guys watch in english and i'm like no ████ way you're supposed to watch them just read the subtitles subtitles dude ████ losers i know people don't want to read i don't want to i don't want to read what i watch kick rocks dude kick rocks like they just that's just code for i can't read fast enough yeah yeah they put their finger on the tv and ████ they're ████ sounding out worse two hours we're gonna go back that's hilarious hey what are you doing well i usually chase my finger i can't do something with comedy though right because it gives away the punchline behind me and the punchline you can't do that i'm not going to give up i don't like that too that's why the good the good subtitlers they'll they'll pause the subtitle and then match it with the voice that's true but that's rare how do you how do you watch steven chow movies because that's comedy they hit differently though i think but dubbing dubbing is is just the worst it's the lesser of two
11:56 evils so comedic timing or dubbing if it's a cantonese movie that is worse because cantonese comedy delivery is ████ amazing i don't even know what they're saying but the delivery is fun point yeah but a lot of it is on slapstick too so oh yeah that's true but like you know for like hentai porn like i don't like i don't like uh subtitles i'd rather have dubbing because there's just too many things i have to do you're jacking a you're what you're trying to follow a story i mean in any porn any kind of subtitles kind of but it kind of works because all cartoons dubbing anyway yeah i'm trying to jack off and then you don't have a finger to ████ put it in the middle yeah because you can't you're like oh like i'm tired oh okay but you're not used to trying this yeah yeah yeah yeah i what if you forget you came already and it's like you're like still tracking because you want the story the story is
12:46 really good and it's like dripping off your finger your mom's calling you to come eat you're like i don't know what to do it's a logistics nightmare i can't do that but what if the dubbing is the same quality as an old chinese movie in the porn oh man that's weird heard you had a leak baby oh god oh this is daryl this guy again why are they talking like that it's the same guy he's still alive he's gonna be a black guy from the seven days he's still getting work you
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