0:00 I mean they also make the most decadent large cars too they can do everything yeah I just like their fashion because it's so loud that's true though that's a good way to explain it yeah I heard they all live in apartments but have the best clothes [Laughter] [Music] all right so uh in Italy there has been a Court ruling that found a School Janitor not guilty of groping a student because the ACT only lasted less than 10 seconds which has now sparked outrage doesn't that sound familiar like remember that one kid who like that teenage dude that was like or maybe wasn't a team but he was in college and he was like accused of being this girl behind a dumpster and then the defense was like oh it was only like 10 minutes
0:52 of pleasure he shouldn't be prosecuted like that was their defense what the ████ and that worked right it kind of did yeah which sad to say he's not even in jail so the context of this one in her testimony the then 17 year old girl said that the act happened back in April of 2022 she was climbing the staircase at the school with a friend she testified that she pulled up her trousers and then felt a hand tucked inside them under her briefs touching her buttocks what the ████ uh the in in Italian I'm sure the janitor said love you know I was joking okay according to the teenagers testimony oh that wasn't just joking wait but he's a he's a grown ass man you said he's Italian this was in Italy well I thought you said India yeah Italy one of the clients of the gym we were talking about the Maharaja Mac one of the clients at the gym she's a very Italian she's like she lives there
1:42 and ████ you know but she lives out here for work she makes pasta from scratch kinda like she's she's like and I always hit her with all the stereotypes and she's like yup very true very true shut up no no she was telling that she was like Italian dudes are like a different breed they're horny yeah like they're super horny oh the aggressive yeah like they're hella aggressive and they're kind of like yo they're Broach yeah I just told okay in Italy yeah just like apparently that's just the culture like a Mexican construction worker oh probably worse oh that's that's what that's what I said I said like a Mexican construction worker and she said probably worse I don't know any Italians that aren't American Italian yeah I I want to go to Italy bro she drives a Fiat bro that's very Italian she's devoted I was like why'd you pick the Fiat she goes it's Italian and then I go okay so does she
2:32 talk like this does she drink coffee for breakfast did the Judgment say that the hey it's okay because it was only 10 so the judges accepted the defense's argument that the Act was meant to be a clumsy joke without you know that type in seconds is long wait so if you combust the nut and then turn up 10 seconds you could technically r-a-p-e someone and be like that was just a joke yeah stand up well this is you know I love this because this is actually what's going viral in on Tick Tock and Instagram in Italy right now oh you gotta hold it yeah dude that's a lot of affection dude three seconds in I'm like this is too rope around a little bit you still got half the yeah that's a long that's a long that's a long one well that's a long one that's the that's the viral
3:23 content right now one second is already too long yeah they're like filming themselves like groping themselves for tenses with a timer to show like this is a ████ long time like this is an app that can like really jar somebody's experience or change because even one second one second in an inappropriate place is no bueno dude you can't even hear you can't even insinuate that you're gonna do it yeah you can't even go here we come you can't even do that only with like if they're really cool yeah yeah but then what about an adult touching a minor yeah bro even for a second yeah foxy on the wrong thing he's like oh he's wearing sketches it's perfectly fine oh because the judges they would have to be guilty right they're like less than 10 seconds yeah he said okay this would
4:15 be my audio I think there's something to also the way and again I'm not trying to put a blanket statement on Italians or anything but you're bringing up that that story with your Italian home girl that's at the gym where it's like if culturally everyone's horny these guys are already like that then it's like the same thing in like the judges seat it's kind of like oh it's part of the culture yeah you know what I mean maybe we're all horny don't they thinking about it like in their kids point of view like man if someone touched my kid I'm gonna ████ break their hands I don't think they're thinking that way they probably do it to their kids it's only 10 taken another 10 seconds it's okay it's not this it's not the best when I was talking to our homie we're just Italian are you touching me I touch you oh okay very much when we were talking to our Italian uh homie she was and I was telling her I was like yeah me and my wife are gonna try to go to we want to go Italy and she goes be careful they're
5:05 gonna try to ████ your wife that's the first thing she said to me and that's why we started laughing and we were like oh my I was like I was like so you're telling me all these dudes are trying to ████ my wife and they go yeah if they see that you have a ring they might be more respectful but if you're walking around with your girlfriend they're still they're gonna spit game yeah right until they see your ears and then I'll ████ them did you say that I just be like I hope they're ready because I love Italian men I love Italian men I don't get all those vibes at all really yeah we were in Venice and then Rome and Florence maybe because they're looking at Geo and they're like she's gonna whip my ass oh yeah that's true yeah Italian guys are short are they short that's what I heard that's why they made Fiat look how short that thing is if you ride a Ducati if you ride a Ducati which is Italian this is a shorter bike too that's why Asians
5:56 always like Ducatis because it fits better well also their cars are also really small because they got limited parking space now I mean they also make the most decadent large cars too they can do everything yeah yeah I just like their fashion because it's so loud decadent that's true though that's a good way to explain it yeah I heard they all live in s█████ Apartments but have the best clothes you know I didn't get an Italy I didn't I didn't get the vibe that that everybody wanted to have sex with you I had more uh like Hustlers on tourism you know like oh they'll take a picture like those like those like shady dudes they're probably not Italian though they're like gypsies yeah yeah more than the let me check out your girl and grow up your girl I think I think
6:46 that's the thing it's like depending on who you run into like because when we were there we had in our tour group we had a lot of women and all the Italian people were just nice to them but they weren't like aggressively trying to hook up with them maybe they were just that smooth every single time you turn your head it's like if anything American people on our two group were doing that to the girls there like it was more like that direction but I think it also gets misrepresented a lot where like like there was like videos of like these uh Arab guys in in London that were like hitting on this uh Thai girl and then the result of that was like yeah British people are ████ up they're so racist but it's like dude those guys are ████ immigrants to Britain like you can't put the blanket on the country they're in yeah you know but if you run into like just certain types in certain countries you know it's like if you ran into me here and I pissed you off you're not gonna get mad at America because
7:36 you're gonna hate Filipino oh you look you look super American right now like look at you dude yeah yeah you look like Marty McFly that's true and Indian guys what about compared to friend is just witnessing American Italians from Boston hitting on girls all day she goes these ████ Italians yeah but I'll say this she lives in Italy like she lives in it so maybe it's not the tourist spots maybe the tourist spots are more like the local spots yeah the local spots that probably is what it is yeah or you just have to be a local because if you're a tourist it probably won't even bother yeah but because you're Italian and it's a culture thing that's why they go 10 seconds I think if the judge is ████ winking to the dude then yeah that's it yeah
8:28 it's crazy to think that some a lawyer in the future can cite this case and go like your honor I'm pleading the 10 second rule but the 10 second the guy who created the 10 second rule in his mind he's like I ████ did it again I nailed it I figured it out you created the five second rule for food too who's that guy maybe it only works Italian to Italian yeah yeah you can't do a you can't be a tourist probably not I can't be a tourist and does the timer stop when he lives can I go like this oh it's one oh that's one all I can reset no it has to be all in one it has to be all what one so that can technically go like this no no no no no no and this is all one second I don't know try it see how it is no you got to walk away for at least one second too yeah try it for real try it for real on Nick and let's see what the limit is here in America let us know when you get uncomfortable
9:20 snow when he gets uncomfortable it's already getting on I don't know what time it was when this guy was holding my arms and you were holding my arm and you guys were trying to touch my people try it try it no I don't like this you like that the guy walking on it I like the walking get out of here I got distracted with the walk talking about I'm not gonna allow it dude 10 seconds is ████ that's a long ████ time even once even just deciding time is crazy yeah as a reason to Quantum molestation yeah bro like you're free to go because it was under 10 seconds that's a crazy rule that's crazy it's like what he just kissed you for a second and it's a janitor so like there's no conduct there what's Wild to me it's it's longer than the three second rule of when you have food on the ground yeah I thought that was a five second rule depending on what country you're in I thought it depends on the condition of the floor yeah that's also true or the the hunger you
10:12 feel like yeah I wonder what other rules like can you stick your head in a girl's locker room for 10 seconds like everything is time based oh man I just bought it for two minutes the challenge is like this there's really good question that's being developed here this is crazy they gotta like reverse that is there like in in Italy is there like a higher Court you can like appeal that like a supreme court like the Vatican I feel like yeah we all know how that goes over there they're like 10 second rule we don't have that we're gonna extend it to 50 seconds that's too short no but that only that only works on same sex because if it's the Vatican so if it's straight then it's uh discussed it's wrong it's a sin yeah it needs to be a little they're like you touch the girl punish the girl you're going to hell [Music]
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