0:00 [Music] who here likes titty milk anybody can't say did you taste uh jill's titties ████ up so bad what do you mean how did you fail where is this going well like i uh he's so just we all had a fat he's so distracted one of us have a titty milk access [Laughter] we will taste it wait and then talk about it because i was so curious right about what titty milk was gonna taste like and i was so curious and i couldn't wait she's gonna get pregnant hell yeah and then the minute she became pregnant you kind of go into like this dad mode and i forgot that i had unanswered questions that need answers and i never filled in the blank did you feel like you were stealing taika's food no you're just i'm not even i'm just not
0:50 leaving the the the whole thing about trying the titty milk didn't even cross my mind during that period it's okay i think if you guys want to try uh titty milk it probably tastes like barbell horchata like this exactly delicious exactly that's what it was designed i would assume it's like that i know a buddy who um they were playing drinking games you know what i mean and then whoever would like lose a game would have to take a shot of breast milk that was in the fridge wait where did that come from it was just in the fridge from a lactating mother at the time wouldn't the baby need that like what we're just yeah but i need one what did they say it tasted like that tastes good it was kind of sweet i don't know if they were judging it when they were drunk and using it as punishment as like tastes good but i i didn't also inquire about the details i should have shucks are you curious about it or not uh i'm
1:41 getting more curious now that i see your conviction i didn't realize that you had missed a huge opportunity it's contagious now i'm like i want to know i'm curious i just don't want to know the girl but i hope that she's organic and free range free range girl be your girls titty milk oh that'll be the best free range means that as long as she has like a hundred you know square feet of walking around that's the conspiracy right it's like they're in a warehouse all day it's free range but they don't really get sun yeah that's true that's a ████ travis so this is mom on only fans again who makes over 10 000 pounds a month wow selling breast milk videos wow oh just videos that's thirteen thousand six hundred sixty dollars a month selling videos of spray expressing or like the pump oh
2:31 well the thing is what how many ways can you get and extract breast milk and what can you do with it right you got to get creative with these content so this mom has paid off her debts and pulls in over 13 000 months selling videos of herself you know showing breast milk and and getting it out her name is alice lovegood just in case you want to find me i don't though i do everybody writing it down she has three children was around 20 000 in debt when she came up with the idea of selling her videos and has since cleared what she owes and earns a huge amount of money a month i like where people pay off debt yeah that makes me you know that's a that's a full-on um pissed only fans ruining the money bank is like no no what would you pay guys come on oh she's hot oh she's oh she's oh that's what she's
3:22 doing those are the pumps i thought there was two angel ornaments on her boobs how come it's pixelated right there because you can see the nipple probably is that why i think at the top or is that a halter top colored in oh it's a it's a top oh okay yeah oh interesting okay you know you know at um on the liquor store my roommate aunt so like um in the back of his liquor store he had a a naughty section right with a curtain and all that 18 plus and then um he said like some of the perverts are so ████ bold that they have they're just shameless about like their kinks right and then a dude would be like hey uh do you have any do you have any things with milk and he goes milk he goes yeah you know like like when the woman is like spraying the milk in the guy's mouth or something
4:12 like that he's like i don't even know where to get that and they're like you don't and he would get it yeah serves him right like the customers would escalate yeah would get mad as if he's like he's like how can you not have cherry ████ slurpee like you have blueberry why could you just get cherry yeah i'm with him on that i'm with him on that if you're gonna have a whole section have a low variety yeah he had a dude that was outraged because he didn't have breast milk porn well i guess i could understand if he was outraged if like he didn't have breast milk porn but he had like a myriad of other ████ up weird kings and fetishes you know what i mean like i get why people do that though is because at that moment he looks weird so he wants the other dude delusional yeah it's like oh ████ this place sucks speaking extra loud because there's random customers walking around check this guy out doesn't have
5:02 lactation porn in his store [Laughter] one of her followers actually even offered her up to over a hundred thousand pounds to for her to breastfeed him but she turned down the offer because you know just content how she doesn't like money much because someone doesn't like money to where they could just throw a hundred grand or do you think this is something they saved up and they're like i was gonna down pay a house no way dude no they gotta be for real for real rich but they just can't cross that line with like their own ecosystem or some ████ like that so they need like somebody else who already facilitates that type of space yeah for them to see if they can cross that bridge it's like jeff bezel's uh right hand man or something amazon or just some like tech giant in china or some ████
5:52 milk dudes does it turn you on no um it turns on my science brain for me i haven't gone there yet maybe it's because i haven't had a child yet so i haven't had a woman who had to go through that that i even i'm in close proximity to understand that yeah you know what i mean i see it from friends but you never i'm never going to be like hmm i should think about tooty milk as i said like my friend yeah that's like my child i see that as like parenthood it's too maternal it's not it's not a sexy time i see it as culinary arts so it's difficult to mix food and sex for me it's like a cooking show when you say yeah it's like a cookie you know it's like kitchen i saw one irvine i saw breast milk porn like they would ████ and then later like she would ████ like like the way that guy is ████ on her face like she was ████ ████ in a guy's face with her boob right yeah and then i don't know i was probably too young to watch this because
6:42 i never seen a booby express milk before and i was like the first thing that came to mind was that ████ is a broken sprinkler yeah or like a or like a shower head that has too much ████ hard water corrosion and you gotta rub the ████ to make it spray better yeah that's what it looks there's a it looks like there's a blockage yeah nature is ████ up man why can't they just make it a nice clean shower head so the baby has a good stream maybe it fills the mouth better like oh yeah but it's all like this or if it leaks otherwise i'll just feel like a leaking system but on that like i have tried it before oh lucky bro say say that earlier at two minutes i was trying to but what it was was uh my mom my mom had my my mom got pregnant with my sister when we were already like twelve right somebody was like
7:32 no no but she had like you know she would do the pumps in case like you know we were going out and stuff like that and it was in the fridge once and we all were just like ████ let's try it real quick so we took a little sip but it didn't really like taste like weird or did it taste like just regular milk oh not not really regular milk it was to me from what i remember wasn't really like tasteful was it sweeter was it was it like goat milk hazelnuts and ████ ████ but also though you know when like you drink like um uh tap water and you know it's tap water when it's lukewarm but when you put in the fridge because it's cold it's like easier to say also oh oh our drinks were like this yeah i want to know the difference between like from the body body temperature oh thank you you gotta give it one of these aerate it versus like refrigerated it just it looks a little
8:23 different it looks like almost like from what i mean yeah yellow yeah so like we were kind of we thought it was gonna be all weird but it was like it wasn't really that well it's like sperm you know sometimes you think sperm is just gonna be clear or white but it's like yellowish you're like that's cause you're clogged up you haven't had it come out in a long time what are you talking about large quantities yeah it does look yellow yeah you still got covered have you have you seen um there's this girl that posted uh covered breast milk and then regular breast milk and she put it side by side and the covered breast milk was green whoa that's crazy i'm gonna google covered breast milk yeah it is insane yeah and then it was like this is my regular it's like straight green yeah it had wheatgrass it looked like green eggs and ham spirulina oh man i needed if i should have just when i had kovitz just double checked see if it was green right here nobody wants to see that he's like guys i did an experiment while
9:14 i was sick i know you've been waiting for like matcha it's matcha disney dude am [Laughter] that's ████ man that's ████ coveted breast milk dog that's white people guacamole right there they blended it yeah guacamelee or something that's what caused it i did eat guacamole every day oh that's what it was it wasn't the coconut yeah dang that yeah it's great it turns green i wonder if you could change the flavor profile with your diet through your breasts yeah you can turn it into mango and go go see that's what i'm talking about all of the jamba juice all week so uh this lady who alice is her name 27
10:06 she said before i started doing this last year our life was very different we were in over you know 20 000 debt and i worked all the time including weekends and we had never been on a family holiday now i can put my kids into good school if i choose to and i can spend quality time with them i know some people think posting videos of my breast milk is disgusting but it's natural and i don't care what people say i'm proud of what i've achieved and i love the confidence it's given me what happens like when like she's not pregnant and stuff though she loses her job when she's not lying she better cash in as much as she can yeah i heard like if they keep getting stimulated or whatever you could you'll keep lactating yourself oh really yeah really cause what are they called wet nurses or whatever they don't even have kids oh did you start that's right yeah yeah actually a leftover meal that's crazy guys i never realized how interesting breast milk and breastfeeding is it is kind of interesting it's food yeah it's
10:56 crazy how it works because you don't think about this ████ you know yeah you bring it to my attention now i'm thinking about it we don't carry food in our body that's what i mean men can't do that i know we only have a little bit of food that comes out what's like the calories on it you think per you know 80 samples 80 [Laughter] that's good for everything [Music] you
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