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Off The Record: Movies, Music Videos, & TV Shows We Did (ft. Jason Cheny)

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0:00 you guys ever watched the Boogie Nights oh yeah you're in Boogie Nights dude so at the end yeah at the end of booking yeah dude it's weird no when I first first moved to LA is like in the 90s right like they there was a thing on Craigslist same ████ and at the end of Boogie Nights it's when they need him to take out his dick and it's me that's my dick that's my big old ████ fat ████ dude I knew it man I perfect huge penis in my life [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys hey this I thought would be a really funny thing okay what are some movies music videos TV shows or other media where you can be spotted and not a lot

0:50 of people know that like other Industries music video I was in that music video I told you guys about oh yeah which one with what the ████ is his name Riff Raff Riff Raff yes oh were you wearing glasses in the office yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm in the office what was the name of that song again I don't remember but I should and Steve was a skinny boy in that I was a real skinny woman oh it's the illest one with Alice that's the one yeah wow okay so look at the illest with Far East Movement and I hung out with those guys all day they're really cool Riff Raff's a really cool dude really nice I heard he is really a really nice fella Steve is like the office guy yeah we watched it me and my buddy Peter Gilroy we were both in that one together he's like my bud I feel like if I was at a rodeo I don't think people will recognize me like that is all right no we so for us we were in

1:41 um hey look at this so in case you haven't seen it whoa it follows it out of rodeo people right is that what you're asking no like if you're already in something that people don't wow dude what year is this I think I was like 26 or something good it's so young dude 27. Kevin Nash um me and Bart are in uh key and peel oh which one what um we're in the audience and then this is good so like people were watching they're like we saw you on Key and Peele and then it's like we're like you know when they cut to people and they're laughing yeah we're out of live taping yeah we watched because um our um writing teacher is there is is there sketch writer so then he invited us and we're just right that's pretty

2:32 cool yeah right in the front row we're just cracking up and then they used our footage of us laughing I got to write with them one time it was really fun oh that's cool those guys are way funnier in person than what because you're not like it's like hard to contain like like funny sometimes kind of like it's hard to contain a sound like how they say Jennifer Hudson is just way crazier live than like in our studio recording like their improv skills are so insane it's hard to like get in a nice TV commercial type format but they're like crazy I didn't think they were funny in person really no they were great no we actually talked about fantasy football the whole time like because we're but we're we're all into NFL ████ so we were just like riffing on that ████ all day it was fun but but I used to do this show called Equals Three with Ray Liam Johnson he was like the top two birthday yeah and then he came they came through and they were ████ dope I love those guys yeah that's cool you

3:24 want to see something funny you know that song Papa Roach uh it's uh yeah it doesn't happen but the song Scars how does that go again I remember those remind us what the past is real I remember that so this is the music video for that and you can see me in it where I'm just a this is my first ever like whatever's job is an extra and that's me in the back wait what the ████ I already missed you where'd you go is that you right there it pops up every now and then but that's one of them let me see the when she like disses him I like steal the freaking scene for a second what were you what was your role nothing I was just an extra this is the first time it's ever on set that's me [Music] this is before before Quest or anything yeah yeah I was like this is like it's like 2001

4:14 how did you do that like you wanted to get into entertainment I just went on Craigslist and then there was a thing for a music video and I just submitted my photo yeah just mad early days yeah dude if you watch um you guys ever watched the Boogie Nights oh yeah you're Boogie Nights dude so at the end yeah at the end of books yeah dude it's weird what no when I first first moved to LA is like in the 90s right like they there was a thing on Craigslist same ████ and at the end of Boogie Nights it's when they need him to take out his dick and it's me that's my dick that's my big old ████ fat ████ dude I knew it man see the more perfect huge penis in my life if you were the plumper for that scene thank you thank you no no like that movie's so old I was like like ████ 10 years old and I'm a grower too so it's different

5:04 no my um I was in the movie um we talked about all the time um with old Kev Hart wedding ringer yeah old Kev Hart and actually Josh gadd is a ████ nice fella I got to hang out with him yeah while we were both in the makeup trailer he was in there he was just like asking me questions about ████ and being just a polyper I heard he's a cool guy very cool guy there's um I'm in the end of uh Fat Albert the movie oh where are you in that sure I'm literally just a guy sang by a tree oh for no reason we had this charity thing with um how did you get that kick because churches do Charities where uh you all sign up as extras and you just give the money to the the church or the charity oh cool yeah the last thing I did was fabulous Filipino Bros hey that just came out that was fun last thing you did it's hard to recognize Joe in that movie it's stupid

5:54 but it's a lot of fans that didn't know would they watch it they're like I can't believe you're in this thing yeah but uh it's not like an extra thing so I guess it's more in your face that's true it is hard to miss it where did you get any footage of you as an audience member at Comics Unleashed I never saw anything you know you know what one thing that I did um that sometimes people bring up and I'm like I cannot believe you saw me there is I was on there was Wayne Brady to this ████ game show and again early days right like I was invited there with my girlfriend at the time and we're both in the audience and like we randomly answered the question but we got it completely wrong and that's it like you just see us for a second it's like wrong thank you Steve and you know and it was like weird I

6:44 couldn't believe that that you were the mango for Annoying Orange oh yeah how the hell is that a thing I'm about to danebo's been my buddy for years I love danebo um he's The Annoying Orange do you guys know Annoying Orange yeah the with the mouth yeah he's the mango I'm the mango that was one of the biggest channels in OG YouTube yeah and I didn't understand it but I didn't realize like YouTube the biggest audience was like 12. so my my no idea my very close friend to this day Aaron Massey is that he he's Mr Fix It On YouTube if you watch YouTube but he um he is the producer of that show so then oh I got like I met I mean in when you're in the tube land like everyone kind of meets each other but then I got in there that way okay and then they were just like come to your voices this guy named Bob Jens got me and he was like a legend over there that's so funny that that's

7:35 you man yeah it's it dude I did so much ████ back then we're just like you just don't know you're just going to do stuff and then yeah you don't realize it and see where it ends up yeah yeah yeah are you in any weird ████ like small ████ when you were starting out the people don't recognize you for no I didn't really do a lot of commercial stuff uh like because you weren't going to auditions for a while I remember no I wasn't you weren't I've only done two auditions of my life one of them I was on shrooms that's the only ones you did have you ever danced for another group um and then you could point it out like at the sub in for some books I know that happens sometimes right with like dance crews it was like oh ████ this guy can't make it so we'll have this guy sub in not for like commercial work that wasn't like kinja's represented or something like that oh okay like I'm not really even early days um not really out because I wasn't submitting for auditions or cast you

8:25 know doing casting stuff or anything like that I was like I see not successful you never did like a news interview what you were talking about yeah man went boom and I was ready like like I was uh I was in a uh uh Asian campaign for a McDonald's commercial that was only on Asian channels so like regular people in America probably have no idea that I'm in this Kennedy pulled up yeah you could literally look like look up Kendra's McDonald's is that when they invited all the Asian YouTubers and ████ no this is literally like a all-day breakfast where it's like girl we're sleepwalking and we Sleepwalk our way into ████ McDonald's uh that's pretty funny oh what McDonald's oh there's Anthony this is like a full-on Asian campaign like people like why does it look like you guys are in the back of a Ralphs it's it's at a it's it's literally for

9:17 Asian channels so like all my like aunties and uncles and random ████ would hit me up and be like you're in the McDonald's commercial but like nobody else would would see this because they saw you on channel 18 yeah and gently one of the funniest things I heard about Anthony recently was from um my buddy Chad Ventures actually um and he yeah he's he's on the patreon he's on the crypto corner and he was saying that he was like you know what's so funny is that when I watch Anthony I'm like wow there's this like super accomplished guy like world classic worldwide he's known for dance and he spends all day just getting ████ roasted on JK news what these all survive longer without a whooping cough hey good point my lung capacity isn't

10:07 very good it's it's a real thing Anthony it's actually not fake it's real people on the organ Trail died of it it is true that I don't know why I come here um but other than that the only other like music videos I was doing were like uh like the Jackson one of these videos and stuff oh right right we already that's me yeah but that's like now yeah you can't hide that yeah that Asian cheeky eye that asses me I was in a veterans commercial I don't know if you could go oh really yeah write a Bart Quan veterans commercial or something this is old old old old how old is it I don't know it might be somewhere um well you didn't type commercial though oh veterans commercial yeah I'm gonna take a photo with Steve later just match her up yeah all right we're gonna make a flyer I don't think I can find people want us to box what

10:58 I saw that it was on the just kidding news Discord there's a lot going on in that dish on patreon yeah you guys gotta get on that patreon Discord though but I'm telling you maybe we'll maybe we will we will maybe we'll I don't know I don't I don't think it's coming up do you remember any other like was there a theme Bart would you train me or would you trade Anthony I would train both of you and then I'll tell both of you guys each other's weaknesses different ████ okay different ████ okay okay interesting yeah I'm pulling out a box like a a baseball that my my little brother sent overseas to me oh in the commercial the commercial yeah do you know is there any other keywords I don't know this is so old I remember at that time though I think

11:48 Jake it might have been like 2008 or 9 or 10. it was super early on JK and I would get like random comments like yeah I saw you in the commercial oh dang it I was all cool yeah I would only do like weird like random Youtube stuff that like remember when like Nigahiga and then they did like they made a fake K-pop group oh yeah yeah that was in that music video is like uh whatever I remember that but that was like YouTube stuff that era was fun it was honestly it felt like anything could go and then it would ████ just get viral as ████ too yeah OG YouTube and everyone was just trying to create like they were trying to create music videos sketches like some kind of content um and I like traveling and doing all these things and then you see all your

12:38 like peers there that was so far that's the best part yeah you're like oh and you're like almost and you meet up in like different countries yeah and you see the more I was also there then if you look up the uh the um Wolverine trailer I'm in that what are you real real yeah it might be a parody trailer but I mean uh for ████ sakes it's the JK one type JK oh it's stupid Google JK but yeah I don't know dude it's the best one though right for sure this is when I'm getting ready to leave the party it's when everyone's pulling up old YouTube videos that they did I'm like yeah I'm getting ready what was the video where you and Lawrence reaching for the cabinets this is one more reason for the cab is the cookie jar on top yeah I don't know wow you look so young here and cool Soo Young have some pizza that's him dad you

13:28 pulled it up I didn't know when did you come to JK dude this dude he's been here forever like 2012 13. that's so ████ cool audio right now please stop it it's pretty good actually it's probably better yeah because the joke's not there at all yeah there's no joke it's just awkward it's just what the ████ happening during that time when you guys were doing awesome like gigs and just like doing all that stuff were you like were you thinking about being a actor or going into film or anything When what when you were like doing auditions doing background work all that stuff I didn't know anything I was just doing whatever I had no clue about how anything worked I just thought because back then there was no YouTuber like no

14:18 one there you made YouTube videos but that word wasn't really there no yeah it wasn't at all and it was it was a survival thing it was like Hey we're all just doing this ████ you want to be in my ████ yeah I do it's like yeah nobody's paying anybody duh bro we're just all gonna be it was also wild back then I remember being on that on that Papa Roach ████ that was the first time I had been anywhere with cameras and lights and anything and I was just like this is so cool and then at one point the uh one of the director guys or one of the producers was like hey any girls here any two girls want to make out for the for the shot and then um they were all like the guys were like all laughing like the producer guys and then these two girls were like okay I guess we'll do it and then so they they did a a cut where they're like all right well we'll just do this we'll just shoot this by itself and then girls are like making out like on the side it's like a little

15:08 side shot of the party and then it didn't even make the cut so it was further no and I feel like they never were even shooting it they were just like being like nasty like what the hell yeah it's like wild my first extra work ever was actually in high school I think I was like 15 or maybe 16. one of my friends was like Hey so like I do extra work on the side do you want to just come and like I had no plans of ever getting into like entertainment or whatever or anything but then you know like when you're when you're at that age it's like if someone's gonna do something fun like hey I know if this a broken down Mall you want to go inside we'll go skateboard inside everyone just goes yeah yeah yeah yeah oh ████ yeah I'm like where is it she's like I'll just go to Lancaster or whatever I'm okay cool so we go and it was a night I remember it being a night scene and then

15:58 seeing like uh you we signed up and you just signed this form that you're going to be an extra whatever and then you would go to this wardrobe lady and then they were just passing out like random dress shirts and stuff because it was a club scene yeah so everyone just got like a shirt and then we they packed all of us into this room and then uh they passed out fake cigarettes for everyone to smoke because they needed the room to be all Smoky because those are fun yeah it was like and then we didn't finish until like 5 a.m and I'm like this is ████ boring what's the name of this movie is this even gonna go anywhere it's probably an indie film and I was just like what the ████ is this then we drive all the way out here it's 5 a.m what did it end up being I don't know I just remember there being like a fight a fight and it was it felt

16:49 kind of like looking back now it was at least medium budget because I had like trailers for people and ████ and there was like a fight and everything and um and everyone had their wardrobe and by the time they're done like whatever dress shirt or Blazer you had when you go and pick up your just day Rate Check it's either you keep the shirt or they'll write you a check so good keep the shirt so you can keep the shirt or they'll give you your like 50 bucks or whatever as an extra so so when I did when I did ringer [Music] the director calls me up and he's like hey um do you want to be in the music video and I was like sure I didn't know there's a song even I was like for sure so then I show up same ████ two in the morning ish um and then it I I walk into a room and it's hot as ████ it's like 107 degrees

17:39 inside because we're like in this studio and they have lights on and ████ and Smoky and it was just me and GloZell you guys remember GloZell yeah of course she's freaking green yeah Green everywhere green oh gee baby and I love her I've known her forever and I love her she's awesome person um so then me and GloZell were asked to like dance against a wall for like ████ three hours like it was ridiculous right you're such a dancer I'm a dancer so then we're just like doing this ████ and it's like hot and like ████ sweating everywhere and all this ████ and then um and then they're like okay we're gonna do the limo thing now and like okay Stephen GloZell let's go to the limo should I get into the Lima and into a limousine and then I'm in there it's Kevin Harden there it's me GloZell's in there and then in comes

18:29 what's her name from uh Big Bang Theory the chick who the the white chick the blonde chick uh is it Amanda something I didn't watch it I didn't know like the one that's not blossom yeah but she yeah but everyone knows her face and she's famous I don't know her name very famous person so then she gets in the car and then everyone's kind of like like her and like Josh Gad and Kev are like kind of ████ riffing with each other and I'll never forget I'll never forget it's that moment that you have where you realize you're not in the group oh no so then I like they're like bidding with something right and then somebody else tags in and then I come in with a little thing and then nobody says anything oh God and then you're just like you just feel like your soul leave your body and you look down on everything you're like oh God like we are not in

19:21 the group dude is it because they they shut you off because you're not in their crowd or just think they don't know if I'm like some weird extra or some ████ because because there is that right so you just don't know and sometimes you have to defend yourself a little bit because like they don't want to give you the olive branch for nothing exactly and sometimes if you unfortunately because of the industry if you talk to the wrong extra you're gonna talk to them for the rest of your life that's true yeah so like I I can understand it now but in the moment I was just ████ riffing and being a ████ idiot right just like it was early in the morning I'm just trying to be friendly and stuff but then like looking back it's like oh you just don't forget ████ like that yeah it is an ouchy yeah it's a big time oofi yeah you guys want to see a funny racist thing yeah you're in a funny racist name me too send to me too yeah so this is for like uh Shake It Up

20:13 So 2009 and then yeah and then they gave me lines for this one uh section they were like oh you're gonna talk to uh Zendaya and what's her other the other girl but the new lines were so like kind of borderline races but it's really funny let me know if this is racist oh ████ do they have shopping so as the expert so I am complicit come get me next shark oh ████ that's hilarious I like how you guys all airport at the same time I think that was the most racist part of that whole thing

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