0:00 for all of you mother lovers out there who've been following us for over 16 years we thank you very very much we wanted to do something extremely special a big makeover okay we're going to start losing some weight and becoming women just kidding what we wanted to do is a major new reveal for you guys and 2024 2024 brand new this whole office right here we did a lot of memories together but it's going to be completely brand new and no one's seen it yet so these were the first reactions of everybody coming in and going oh my God this is what it's going to be like from this point on Ryan and Joe worked on revamping the JK office and I have yet to see it so I'm just recording my
0:50 reaction and I can already see little glimpses I'm going to close my eyes okay now I'm inside whoa ho holy ████ we just got here so let's go oh oh my gosh things are hella different damn this place is ████ sick holy ████ ████ this is crazy you're a ████ genius bro what the ████ ████
1:40 Bro dude I'm ████ speechless oh Uncle Sam and Uncle chin what the ████ what and and when we kick the walls they put F this is when we kicked the walls wow check got our new set dude it's pretty cool man welcome what the ████ bro what the ████ I like how he said what the ████ to just that corner this corner is crazy hello welcome to the new office welcome sir holy ████ right holy ████ it actually looks cool in here oh my God all right apparently there's a brand new office set up at the
2:31 JK office I missed the Reveal video yesterday so I'm coming in seeing it for the first time today come here open it I got no hands check out the new office dude that's have no hands yeah I got no hands what's up man hey check out the new office oh ████ this is obviously my corner represents me the most holy ████ oh wait why am I locking it oh my and the chairs just ████ crazy huh oh bro this is your new home it's your new home man we got chairs we got new chairs what the ████ bro we have a whole what is this what do you call this this
3:22 backarat we got backarat bat roulette yeah that's what I said this was meant to be your Jiu-Jitsu Podium yeah really it's to be a second place Podium oh my God so cool you got to see you got to see your Colts room in the back get the ████ out of here yeah Ser your kitchenette oh my God you guys were the best dude this is awesome Anthony did this all by himself dude it look oh my gosh is this place ████ incredible it's almost like we're proud of this place we are proud bro what are you talking about oh my gosh it's kab B so you have free promo this is I think like 40 bucks a month that you have to pay at Bas for dude dude bro you're amazing isn't he
4:13 amazing this is ████ incredible doesn't make sense this is like a cool spot yeah like we can take chicks here here we can actually take women here wow this is so slick we're finally going to get laid dude finally going to get L hey y this is The Man Behind the plan he made this happen we've been talking about it for oh smack yeah me and smack me and smack she's actually the real Mastermind she's the real man behind the plan and AIS he carried some stuff yeah a 2x4s yeah so it took about no Anthony though an didn't do ████ but Ryan is the man behind this wonderful wonderful place yeah yeah plus smack of course but there are two two PS in the Pod and I
5:03 just want to say thank you so ████ much oh it's been so many years that we've been living in garbage you know in filth in filth with ████ allergy attacks every five minutes with red eyes all day I'll tell you this when we had the old office in Downtown LA we spent a home worth we built a house basically it was like seven it was 700 Grand we ████ threw that in the toilet I wish we knew you back then gave that all to you yeah so this R this whole place uh came together a little bit over $3,000 because he's ████ genius no one else can do that kind of are you serious tell us to ████ spend it it'll be a million dollar of course we already had a lot of the most expensive stuff we already owned that and then a lot of the things are secondhand we originally were talking about how we're going to do the place up I sent Bart and Joe this this
5:55 sketch which you are going to see and um it was like a sketch of roughly of what the Place could be with that was the part that my first uh going like wow this is very impressive is the fact that Ryan even has like a sketch or a PL like blueprints to show us I was like dude this guy already does things way better than Anthony has ever done it took about maybe three or four days of of just moving things in and taking things out which was like the most timec consuming thing because there was so much stuff in here we to move everything out you crazy move it back in that's after I already did a preliminary and threw out like I know three truckloads worth of ████ yeah we threw a lot of stuff out man but yeah let's go over some of it this was 15 years worth of junk collecting how was your allergies during I think the most
6:45 important thing when building it was we just wanted to make sure that the JK fans were like represented in the build so they could see little details that they were the ones that came up with whether it was in the comments or in the DMS the inside jokes are very like representative of the audience of this era M's very thoughtful and uh and I know that like originally this place was built with a lot of love back in the day like there's a whole video of it I think on the channel like way back when you but all the love leaked out yes and Ryan filled it back up with love so we want to want to restore that like feeling of like freshness and like that we really care about it so let's start with this this was probably one of the biggest things this is now the James Rulo Memorial clock shout out to James Rulo James Rulo most people don't even see this cuz it's not on camera but that's our timer which tells Bart when to get up and take a ████ I don't take
7:37 Joe takes a ████ I turn off the cameras early that's true that that clock used to sit on two apple boxes but now at least it's mounted to the Wallock over every takes someone will walk by and knock over yeah and since you can already see these These are the holes that were made from like I guess Bart David I don't know who else made just me and Joe shut the fu what the hell oh my God look at this uh that's Kinder bag noodles in the in the hole where it belongs uh yeah so rather than fix the holes we wanted to preserve it by just framing them and just kind of immortalizing them exactly as is that's a small one yeah that's baby one I think Gio did that with a spear this is Bart and Nick's area basically wait wait stand in stand right there real quick hey where'd you go oh wow really good yeah so we wanted to fill it with uh
8:27 with stuff that's very representative bar Bart did basically his own thing and put all his own equipment on here which is the real ████ that you used right yeah well you you set it up really nice and I was like oh cool can I replace some things you're like yeah and I just replaced a couple things with like a lot of it is actually from my time and service thatu like 15 20 years old cuz it's stolen cuz it all fell it all fell off the truck yeah fake grass look yeah we put some nice grass you can walk into a nice Lush Turf and then there's a a little ramp so your wheels don't pull the ████ grass up every time so detailed yeah and there used to be like a big ass Internet cord that was like randomly sprawled throughout the thing but that's mounted to the wall now this is a this corner used to get Beat to Death you guys have seen it in videos where it's the drywalls constantly chipping so now
9:17 that's protected so Nick can back into it as much as he wants it's fine we got a little by the plane graphic which is like a spin-off of our careful boys logo hey let us know in the comments if you guys want that in merch War there's a basos with the boys which was made specifically for Nick cuz that's his uh I love it that's his wholeo kiss kissing guys kissing guys my my friends we have this um we have this Jason chenny thing right here that's that says a tribute for everyone in the comments who keeps saying day 45 of Anthony not releasing the shirt for purchase the confusion cuz the fans really want the shirt and it's nice to see Jason victims this is our snacks rack which is now uh a much better shelf behind this I fixed the holes in the doors too cuz there used to be tons of holes in the
10:08 actual double doors behind this that I CED that yeah I didn't know what that was yeah they're patched up now but uh yeah this is our snack rack uh all the stuff that we get for sponsors and stuff you can just put right here on the right I put like the lawn thing um this is the gentleman's area the smoking Lounge the whatever you have it the um we got a roulette table right here and underneath it is craps which is kind of a throwback to when we went to Vegas and shot at the Trump Tower oh yeah and we tried to uh play craps for a little bit and lost a ton of money in record time don't pull it off the world that's that stays up really it might fall off sorry that's kind of cool cuz that's like our childhood era yeah kids these days don't even know what the ████ that is nobody knows what that is up on that ████ that's why I needed to touch it this is a basically um I wanted to make kind of
10:58 like a Town Square looking like uh sort of just like a platformy thing that you can actually sit on and you can actually stand up there it's bolted to the wall wow it's like a Hanging Gardens thing with plants and stuff we got the careful boys thing and then this thing was kind of the thing that I was unsure of the most cuz I really wanted the look of like I've never seen like a pool table mounted on a wall I thought it looks yeah I thought it be a pretty unique like thing and it kind of I don't know it just feels like us so I just chopped the whole base out and then uh and then put these mounts on it and they're like rated for 500 lb so this is not going to fall off and this is probably the most important thing is we've never had a place to put the uh the plaques they're always just sitting in a stack in the corner so it's nice to actually see this stuff and then down there is a school paper of Bart and Joe from uh from their
11:48 high school they wrote about us we are the YouTubers this is a they WR up it's old this couch is is a freaking steel like I didn't think I would be able to get one this nice but it I got this couch for basically 200 bucks from a dude who needed to move out of the Poo right away steal of a deal man I took a photo of the Poo I was like hey check it out that's why couch yeah so this is uh the story of Bart hiding in the Ethan Allen grandfather clock as shown in AI form and then that's the literal form so you have the ethnic doll Asian boy inside the yeah cuz bar was getting his ass beat from his dad he had to hide and then here we have the 13 in September uh the shirt is up here and
12:39 then the old enough for kisses graphic is right there you can get that shirt but this one is not available yet I don't know if you even want it and then the K arcade we got the the care I like I like how kjas is respect all fear none and we're fear everybody we should change this we should change this out what if one day we just change all the decals and everything so yeah you can play this or or if you if you want you can play the believe all women game I like that one oh yeah the rug the JK rug that uh our homie made for us and everything that that started it all that's the that's probably the single most important thing here is literally the the foundation of all this is the uncle CH and Uncle Sam Museum This was meant to be a Nick's Jiu-Jitsu Podium
13:30 that I was building and then uh instead we we're just going to use it as like a a merch display if you want a piece of JK hisory merchlabs docomo so most people remember this doughnut being behind Barton Nick's head for freaking years I didn't want to throw it out so instead we just put it around the thermostat yep it's kind of cold it's 65 Dees right now oh yeah Bart's painting's up here now so uh Bart's unfinished yeah Sun guy for people that for people that missed seeing the sun guy I mean now it's always going to be here the funniest thing is he's he he's not even finished with it and he hung it up for years for years all right so this wall is here basically to um so that we can have a little private area for the kitchenet uh you can roll it in and out it's connected to the Shelf this is genius
14:21 right here this is the September 13 Jersey and back here is basically Steve's room it's like his Colts themed uh kitchenet because he's always coming back here to make drinks and stuff with Anthony but now it's a place to chill and if we have guests that have a guest and they need to like hang somewhere they can always hang back here uh super convenient super chill very thoughtful we should show up before and after of garbage and garbage out garbage in garbage out garbage in garbage out yeah plus then if there's a game on or something or a fight then Nick or or Steve could just put it on this TV and like like watch your ear it's connected yeah they don't have to like rush to the bar oh that's the classic uh just kidy news thing that we've never been able to put up anywhere but now it lives here it's always going to be in the shot uh straight through
15:11 the hall bar Drum Set uh the fridge is now free of expired uh Dairy that's good oh man I have I recorded so many uh so many videos of me and smack were were competing to find the oldest product what was the oldest I think like 10 years or some ████ dude it was mad there's one ████ like ezema lotion it was like a like a creamer or something it was like something nasty oh yeah so there used to be like three tables back here to consolidate it all we um we disassembled disassembled one of them and used the top and used the uh shelves as the base and now this is uh connected to the uh studs in the wall when you guys think of this stuff like you guys just brainstorm like you guys just know what to do like oh we should put the shelves back here so it could double as storage and like how do you even know to like dismantle furniture
16:01 and then like almost like re build reconstruct the furniture how do you know how to do that I think we just it's just like decluttering like oh there's three tables it doesn't realistically need that many and storage wise I because I've been here so long I kind of see who really uses anything so I'm like oh I mean if stuff like that's there it won't be that like you won't be going in there too often so it's like this is one of the old the remnants that stayed this couch kept this one here the worst couch in the world I didn't even notice oh yeah if you look on the other side here these are all the metal signs that used to be up randomly around the walls but now it just kind of decorates the it's funny because that was our attempt to making it look like industrial and vintage that was our attempt it's so ████ whack it does look cool like this like kind of cted together yeah so this haul I know you can usually just see it from in on camera and it's kind
16:52 of just like an afterthought but then it would be cool if it looked a little more like what's back there there you I'll show you guys what's back here ████ it's very childhood like 9s kid dreams and then the baby photos are all on this side now yeah cuz we're kids we saved the parts uh little bumblebee so that it wouldn't get painted over yeah this is Mitchell in's uh Game of Thrones chair that he gave us that we used for Hot Seat the mayor it got a nice little respray because it was worn out from all the butts that's been on it made by the mayor of monter park that's a Bobby Lee painting right there yeah Bobby Lee original I don't know what he did but he did something just made this a little
17:42 bit like cooler uh the oh look at the bathroom so the bathroom is kind of it's not smack did a really good job just kind of organizing everything in here it used to just be a metal rack with like tons of random crap everywhere but it's a little bit uh nicer now there's a mirror here yeah there's just like a little bonus mirror I think that was an extra one that was laying around that we just wanted to use see it's very thoughtful everything like people get ready guitar right here it's not even mine it's such a good feeling man it's such a good feeling yeah man I think that's about it other than that there's convenient things like little um electrical things everywhere so you can actually have access to Ports so it's not it looks good and it's functional yeah I try to hide wires as everywhere I could so that like even this thing like wired all the way around but then that way it just like looks neater you got a
18:33 good brain thanks man so as you can see we have all new chairs six of them right here these are from wellne Life they're super comfortable highly adjustable um you can be a lazy dude and recline them or when we need to be perked up you can have them uh straightforward super cool well New Life uh was able to get these to us in time for this shoot really awesome chairs man and Steve didn't even notice he was sitting in it for the longest time dude that's Nikki would like die laughing right now because that's the most mean thing ever but yeah I sat in this chair and then I was like wait he's like yeah we got these new chairs and I was like what the ████ dude they're helic Che these out yeah if you guys are interested in these chairs we can uh we can uh let you know more about them just DMS keep and the best thing is these wheels if you look at these wheels these
19:24 are like uh rollerblader Wheels they're super quiet like really smooth yeah hey look how fast I can spin this hey K catch up catch up no catch how quick catch how quick I'm moving no that's that's what I was doing you're not moving that fast c can look how quick I move my leg oh ████ dude all right got a ████ break man oh yeah so wherever this guy is now James Rulo uh hopefully you see this this get get back to you but thanks for all the years of uh of making those compilations for JK news uh and getting more views than the actual videos we just the fans have always talked about James Rulo even to this day
20:14 so we just want to make sure that uh that wherever you are that you know that you're remembered yeah hopefully it's representative of of everything that the JK audience now uh resonates with so uh there's so much signature stuff that was made only because of the audience and only because of the DMS and the messages and the comments and everything so uh thank you for contributing to how this place looks we love you Ryan love you we love you without you we would all be unemployed I'm willing to give all my money to Ryan yeah we're going to give our my J purse you want to invest you want to invest in me yeah [Music] dude [Music]
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