0:00 [Music] a uh a florida boy a ten-year-old boy was cuffed and purple why'd you say that for ten-year-old well because i feel like some kid's gonna die or something nobody died yet nobody died yet it's not all steve day yet florida cops released a mug shot of this ten-year-old boy that they cuffed and perv blocked after he jokingly texted a friend that he had bought for assault rifles and was going to potentially do a mass school shooting i didn't even know that someone's joking until they do it yeah you got a 10 year old boy right here like it was a prank bro tensions are hot right now we thought there was a law prohibiting like the release of like miners for mug shots like i think
0:51 yeah you're right it's a cute mug shot though that's why it's really cute but maybe because it's florida oh yeah because florida is one of the states where they don't have they don't do cute ████ yeah florida police released the mug shot of the 10 year old boy they publicly arrested for allegedly threatening a mass shooting at his elementary school jesus christ lee county sheriff carmine marceno who touts himself as florida's law and order sheriff defended publicly exposing the juvenile by saying a child pulling a trigger equals the same aftermath daniel isaac marquez who is 10 years old boy was arrested saturday and charged with making a written threat to conduct a mass shooting after sending a text about patriot elements his friends are a bunch of ████ rats aren't they yeah big time big time the boy's alleged text read quote i scammed my friend and then he included a google image of money according to his arrest report quote i bought this end quote he
1:42 added a few seconds later and included an image of four assault rifles and then he said get ready for water day referencing a recent school sponsored event in which students participate in water activities like playing in sprinklers how did he get an assault rifle it's florida it was a photo so he's just ████ around oh so he didn't actually it was a photo he took got a stock photo he like took ████ a photo of four assault rifles like i bought this ████ and some sort of praying allegedly were banned in the 1990s rifles were banned in the 1990s this kid doesn't know the ars are called armalite ████ this s███'s so dumb do people really think 15 star stands for assault rifle 15. they do yes really yeah of course people think that i think that ████ you know i think that too so what does ak stand for assault kaifal
2:34 assault killer that's a new type of gun too alaska dude you know what what happens when you get the air 15 and you ████ hold the trigger down and you hold it point it up it shoots one shot but people don't know that yeah people think like it's in the movies where you go yeah i think everything's a rambo you know why because it's it's spray-painted and it looks crazy yeah i've seen lots of vietnamese cats dying in the movies to these guns okay i know what i'm talking about hey no you're not you're talking about m12 i think they're ns13 it was called the m16 that's the era it's cool it's called an m12 i spoke very clearly no you're right m16 m16 maybe ms6 is out i think he's working on mi7 anyways uh he described wobb's wads of cash and
3:24 get ready to commit a mass shooting uh in his text every single threat is considered real quote-unquote uh every threat is real until you prove it not so like they wanted to kind of set an example obviously during the season at which we end the season of america in which many children die via guns all the time and it was one of those kind of like let's set an example because if you're gonna even text a joke uh or a fake threat you have to have a real consequence regardless you guys think like all right so remember when child abuse used to be legal where you could beat the ████ out of your kids and still legal in asia right it's illegal here in the u.s right but everyone used to do that everyone used to beat the ████ out of the kids we all grew up fear of our time in fear of our tyrannical parents right but then when once all this is kind of lifted the
4:14 kids aren't afraid of nothing no more right so do you think now there's way more of these bang bang boogies because they're not afraid of no one in the consequences not to correct you buddy because this is your show but there is child abuse it's called i'm taking away your games in your phone no internet and that hurts no way hurts a ████ child right that's the best he represents a lot of voices in america best friend in the whole ████ world bud do you think emotional abuse do you think today's kids uh if they had to pick and their parents were like either i turned the internet off or i suck you in the face soccer in the face yeah they would pick sucked me in the face yeah would you guys take sock in the face for sure i would what if your dad was strong as ████ can you can you choose can you
5:05 be like what about mom francis in ghana what's the internet you know what i would do take a little bit of cough syrup first all right go ahead a little benadryl just to make sure he doesn't cough after he gets punched that's not why dude i would get i would i would love to i would get curb stomped to keep my nintendo in the 80s holy ████ ████ bite the curve american history ████ yeah dude i feel like there were nintendo regular nes regulars yes i didn't realize i was talking to a guy raised in poverty i was yeah i was supportive for the future do you remember the japanese ones where you had to ████ shave the sides so you could put the blow and then put the top loading one because you know the american you put the top the mega one is like this yeah the japanese ones you have to load it
5:56 from the top but you had to shave the sides of the ████ you're talking about the family computer yeah playstation no nintendo because you had the japanese ones uh blow the top you gotta shave it after you finish shaving it you'll blow the top do you guys have a dream casper talking about it yeah i had your guests yeah dreamcast i've been working with this whole ████ day bro i like how they had really seven games and then they're like yo we're done that was a rich kid machine because you could have your memory of your character or whatever and then you could go to the arcade and and do that remember dude gauntlet bro you play gauntlet oh yeah wait you could do that yeah put a little password in you were stabbing each other for wheeze when they first came out what yeah that happens every
6:49 my cousin used to work at a best buy when that happened she was one of the people who got to reserve one i guess like they because there wasn't a system in place where it's like oh you gotta sell it to the customers people would like hide them in the back and then bring them out before their shift or after their shift and she was saying there's so many fights people are following other people to their cars like trying to steal them kind of like how the sneaker game was for a while right two dollars because like all for a week i did a troll video where i um it was like it was like launch night for xbox whatever the ████ it is new ones yeah xbox 360. yeah one xbox one and then um i i went i showed up at like 2 30 in the afternoon when everyone's lining up right so there's like 30 people tonight and i and i show up there and i'm like stand in line and then i'm like acting all agitated and i'm like i'm like i'm like can you see my spot and the guy's like yeah sure i'm like cool i'll be back and then
7:39 i come back at 10 30 at night [Music] and the line's like down on the ████ goddamn block right and i go to this i go i go like excuse me excuse me excuse me i'm like walking all the way through the line and i go up to that same guy and i'm like hey dude thanks for saying my spot dude he lets you in it's like dude it's like 15 minutes before they opened the door and he's like yeah yeah no problem like but technically he said to your spot absolutely not cheap yeah yeah yeah no but so this is oh no this is 10 30 so then it's not going to midnight and then i'm standing there and i'm like hey it's ████ cold you know it's cold oh my god it's ████ cool and i'm like oh man i'm going to go home take a shower and i'm just going to put a blanket on real quick and i'll be like i'll be right back can you see that's why he's like and then i go excuse excuse me all the way out and then i i was going to come back again but it started raining and so they had to let everyone in so i didn't get to do the prestige oh ████
8:31 dude you know what the craziest thing at the at the el salvador um uh airport they were selling a ps5 there for a thousand dollars what in the airport geez why just well psy's are selling for that much in general yeah you're not getting a retail price and you're getting a second market which is almost everywhere because literally there's like websites blogs twitter followers that are just dedicated to scouting out ps5 when they become available in stock at walmart best buy target whatever i researched this ████ when i had kovid which because i was like ████ it i'm gonna get a ps5 and i finally got one after like checking like blogs and stuff was it worth it for me yeah is it a back of the truck deal for me yeah was it a back of the truck no idea how sick it is to ████ not have like loading screens for certain
9:21 ps4 games i just feel like your reaction didn't warrant like uh it was worth it yeah and you worked so hard to get it on screens i don't give a ████ dude you know how many ads i have to watch all the ████ knives i have no ████ respect you guys coming here ████ playing my ████ video games oh goddamn time you got no ████ turn it on anymore no all of you die in miserable death the way we actually play that is all four of us sit on the joystick and maneuver nowhere's like this who's the winner usually oh yeah who's the most nimble we just anal ourselves we just squat on it and then we're hitting the ████ buttons like this what we're that's it yeah is that okay fine motorcycles we have lone suckers available no but we're like oh yeah no oh is it the game or does it feel we're not even turned forward either we're just looking the other way the first guy who comes loses though it's always me it's always there ████ next and nick's always nick always picks chun
10:12 li which we all are like that's a little gay yeah come on but i'm really good with it and then we're like okay let's go out over our joysticks i'm second today sagging hey dude he's hey don't sleep on him don't sleep on him [Music] um [Music]
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