0:00 [Music] kim jong-un is in charge of north korea and north korea has uh strangely claimed that kim jong-un's dad kim jong-il invented burritos in 2011. of course he did it's a legacy movie yeah oh burrito burrito it's a korean word even mexicans say burritos aren't real mexican food and so it came from somewhere oh really mexicans say burritos on burritos these aren't true like you're not gonna find a burrito in mexico okay you find it here but not in mexico the mexicans you could have just claimed it but now somebody's taking it yeah the guy from north korea wait burritos there's nothing more american that's what they say when you go to like taco bell taco bowl okay wrong one yeah yeah they don't do burritos they don't like when you go to guadalajara everything is like it's like a whole spread and you like you make
0:51 your own taco type of deal i say hey can i get a burrito and they go we don't do that i'm like i'm in on you what do you think is mexico north korea like well actually funny funny you asked he never had a burrito when i was in mexico same i've only had bitter tacos yeah but you know what i did have was a ████ queso dip oh damn that ████ was so good dude do you think that it's a dick queso oh case of dick case of dick she's the queso dip that ████ was so good the ████ stringy stringy cheese man you go i go i go there i'm like uh this is good but do you have any velveeta i'm like not as surprised at the kim jong il burrito thing as i am about learning that burritos aren't from mexico that's what they all say they go it's not it's not so the north koreans were kind enough to
1:41 bless the mexican people with burritos in 2011. i read that it was like a wheat rap like it's not even like a yeah that's that's their name yeah according to google like comrade raps or some ████ like what do they call it you just type in burrito origin it says mexico ████ i'm googling why are they abandoning it all the time they keep abandoning it it's a capitalist conspiracy check another website just you know make sure that we're really doing our research what's the original we need communist google because you know google is ████ a western capitalist you know like algorithms ████ up yeah we need we need we need we need cougars i just origin it's mexico as well gorditas all right chalupas yeah what about chalupa what about wheat wraps crunchwrap supreme a wheat wrap because
2:31 that's what they call it in north korea that's just like a sandwich wrapper put a wrapper a plate of chalupas mexico there you go wow google is like give it up you know what the other thing though i'm gonna have to say i think i've eaten a burrito before 2011. you have i have when uh yeah taco bell i should say taco oh is 2011 the year that kim jong-il invented it yeah it is i think if they were gonna say that they should have said he invented a long time before that just in case i used to eat burritos uh from albert tacos and this is so good yeah that's like 19.99 but also in in north korea the burrito's probably a new invention because they probably don't get that much food right yeah that's true so it's like he's like i blessed you guys with this ████ wheat wrap because they invented the hamburger too charlie trying to say it's a case of parallel thinking that at the same time you just have like
3:21 the mandela effect almost yeah hey dude the tortilla came from mandela that's so america mesoamerica before 2011 in in north korea they probably don't even know what the ████ is they don't even got ████ wheat yeah to even make the burrito with a wheat wrap damn that's very true huh yeah well they have some farms obviously but yeah it's it's so the the this claim follows an equally badly propaganda story that alleges that he invented a dish called doubled bread double bread with meat which was very similar to a hamburger it sounds like a sandwich double bread with me okay hold on hold on dude how do you have the ████ brain to invent something so good as the hamburger and not invent a good name for it double bread and meat double bread double bread with meat sounds cool and korean like maybe it's the kim jong-un kim jong-un man i like that's true he wasn't good at branding
4:13 do you think maybe it's because since not a lot of people have food there when you actually take really really basic things and put it together that is a new invention over there yeah it is a new they never had that's just the way patent works out there right they can't even leave their country so they can't dispute aren't they all like malnourished because they're starving all the time no my question is is do they have all-you-can-eat korean barbecue north korea hell no and i don't even think they call it korean over there i actually don't think that they're that malnourished because according to state tv news footage north koreans can be seen devouring burritos at a stand outside of devouring burritos outside of a food factory in pyongyang okay so they make them sound like games is that propaganda though no it's from state tv no it can't be or if it's official news but where do they put in their burritos what's what's in a normal look like carrots and cabbage it's a wheat tortilla and it looks like a vegetable but they are they're cooking the meat
5:04 like in the rotating uh vertical you know like kebabs yeah yeah yeah yeah we'll have that thing right so he invented that ████ does that mean they have that record maybe it's easy for him to invent like the double bread meat thing because like most people have only had like one bread so they couldn't ever like they were doing two meats in a bread and there was one it was like an open sandwich those are north koreans they're not very hungry are they see nick they're happy dude yeah they look pretty full i thought he uh banned people from wearing those coats no no no leather it's leather ones that's that's leather trench coats yeah you know i think what we do here is is laugh and say ha ha ha ha ha you you didn't invent that but then i'm actually very jealous and envious i think that's what the root of our humor is because i wish i had millions of people to lie to and be like hey guys i invented the
5:54 coffee and oh my god you're ████ genius dude you do have none of these people go ahead and just speak to them no but they wouldn't believe me they think i'm ridiculous this is kim jong-un inventing salt water taffy holy ████ that thing is huge i don't know what that is but it looks like a giant piece of butterscotch candy that i really want to lick up it's warthers originals you know you know what that's my favorite that's where the the factory is north korea this says i'm gonna eat this and this one goes i can't have none i can't have it that's so true though and at least i get to watch it get made damn that guy looks so happy at candy or or he's just like this better tastes good otherwise i'm dead yeah he's nervous yeah he's tripping right he's ████ sweating balls this guy's like man i eat ten thousand calories a day but i i sure burned it off i can't believe we're the same age man and he has a whole country he has millions of people he could say whatever the ████ he wants to and they just
6:45 believe location location location disagreement is against the law right so i guess they won't believe me if i said i invented a hamburger they have google to ████ check that's why you got to give it a different name like double bread meat double red meat's pretty good so then here's here's the propaganda for um backing up the story see that looks like it's painted but they're like the fact that they didn't have photos it was so oily that's him inventing the burrito it's a painting of a historical event of him inventing the burrito in 2011 do they have one of him inventing the arch deluxe or any other like mcdonald's burger yeah i want him to come out and be like the chalupa you know he's like i made the mcrib what's okay what's the next what's the next food item he's gonna uh put his stamp on cheesecake eater msg just a grilled cheese sandwich potato chips that's probably on brands double bread and dairy a blt with with no bacon i think they're smart what
7:35 they're gonna do is slowly introduce western inventions to korea north korea and say they did it right because they can't the north koreans can't leave and they're not going to be like no you didn't that's that oh that says ████ from germany they can't fan check in say they invented everything technological too like the internet they made apple computers did you guys hear about the south korean who recently defected in north korea yeah no it was a north korean that came to south korea then he went right back oh is that what happened yeah you re-defected it re-defected why did he read effect there actually a lot of people do that couldn't ████ make it because it's hard probably they say like a huge percentage it could even be like 50 50 of like defectors lifestyle change they go back well because they feel isolated in south korea and i guess they they feel like they're not part of the culture in the society and they get treated that way apparently it's probably they have a lot to catch up on
8:25 too like as far as life is harder for them she's like shawshank when he finally gets out yeah there's so much more ████ you have to worry about and you're like yo i wasn't ready for this wow well didn't he have a different he had like a different job when he was in north korea like a good job and then came to south korea he was a janitor and he was like ████ this yeah i'm gonna go back to being a jail president it's just your environment right you're so used to one way of life do they do they say how long they defected for is it like a year or i heard the most most most of it is uh uh because of family like most people that leave even cults and all these things yeah if most of their family members or whatever's there like they just miss them but if you leave isn't it popularized that if you leave they'll hurt your family put your family in concentration camps or something like that then when you go back do they just kill you they probably welcome you with open arms comrade welcome back there's something that's funny is they're trying to say like dude that guy was just a ████ spy
9:16 but then they're like no he wasn't because i guess he was a gymnast in north korea went to the south it became a janitor and then it's ████ really hard to sneak either way yeah so they're like guys it's a ████ spy but he's a gymnast so he did the splits he jumped the wall so he's he flipped and he died jumped the wall yeah do you really he jumped the wall and then they they were watching on thermal like they and they just ████ lost them because like on thermal you don't know which the ████ guy it is and then they lost him and then he ████ snuck all the way back and it's too ████ hard for that to not be a spy come on wow like you went both directly people say that too like uh kim jong-il or sends spies so then they can give disinformation and to be like north korea's so strong man but i ████ hate them they don't feed us whatever they go but they're so strong don't ████ with them because they're military but like yeah i hate north korea so then like
10:06 there's just disinformation and you want to believe them because they're talking all the ████ and they had they hit all the like bullet points of like why north korea sucks but then they still emphasize watch out their military is so strong i just find something really weird as like this guy defected back they haven't ████ found him there's no update from north korea on how this guy is doing yet they're already publishing the story that it's defection they haven't even ████ figured it out oh yeah so you think north korea is like getting off to it yeah so why are they like so soon diagnosing this as a oh no he's not a spy i just defected back like people defect here too maybe that's just more beneficial as the face of propaganda to be like look if you're wanting a defect but then you realize how s█████ everything else is that you want to come back it is it's like i would rather use that story to let everybody else know it's like hey honestly if you want to leave now i'm going to kill your family but you're not even going to like it yeah there's a story of a u.s army guy that defected to
10:58 the north and then they use them for propaganda it's like he's like a senior now with like silver teeth all of his teeth are silver yeah he has a korean wife and then his only job was to being like the white defector because it's so much better on our end like captain north korea basically damn and it's a white guy dude so he was like in movies and all this stuff oh he's a hero captain north america holy ████ i mean africans in the movies or the last north korean the last north korean damn sorry tom cruise captain north america no i mean africa wanted to think of captain america being divided as like well i mean what about south america yeah so south american eastern captain canada dude captain canada goes down in one punch [Music]
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