0:00 my mom be like hey go wake up your dad and I'll go to my sister like hey go wake up Dad we just ████ pass the none of my brothers would do it I always had to be the wake up Dad guy remember that game Don't Wake Daddy hey waking up your dad probably wasn't you're like hey wake up [Music] motherucker welcome back to a great and special explorative episode of the careful boys where luckily today we also have Jason or Dora the Explorer with us hello Jason and then we also have Dora's sister Jorah okay so uh as always uh if you ever want to submit any questions or articles you can jump into our Discord
0:51 we have amazing Discord members thank you so much for being supporters and you got be there's only one way to get there only patreon only patreon so your patrons so this article or this uh question this prompt for our OTR was submitted by Denise thank you Denise thanks Denise here's a question what's a moment where your dad was quote the cool dad or your mom was quote the cool mom skip your mom was never the cool mom what no way ever no my I have a Catholic upbringing bro you guys they were never like there was never a moment where you were like wow that's so cool no what the fu no no way I found out later from my cousins that they thought that my parents were the cool ones and they wanted to hang out with them and then I
1:41 liked their dad cuz he would be outdoorsy and go fishing all the time and take me and his kids never wanted to go fishing and then my dad and my mom they dressed well and whatever and then he they were always like man my parents are so embarrassing they never dressed well and so I didn't know they were cool in their eyes until later when I got older m but we were all embarrassed of our own parents but they were cool be because of the just cuz what again why were they so cool to they dressed well that's it well yeah cuz their parents didn't care about dress so when they got picked up and ████ and they're just like what the ████ yeah my parents I would have thought your parents were cool just purely on the fact that you got to do more ████ you know like how uh they weren't always restricting you like being a laty kid I thought laty parents were really cool Joe's like they dressed
2:35 well like fixing his ████ tits D but then Looking Back Now you do you really see a photo of your parents I hated how they dress cuz um when I went to school I had a lot of ████ teen moms that was like my friend's moms oh and then they were like super fashionable right and then everyone was like more hip-hop and ████ looking back my parents did dress good but they were like suit and tie style and I didn't like that ████ cuz I'll be like why can't you just wear a t-shirt like everybody else like why you got to look like your business people when you don't do business you're lying what a cloudy ████ you are cuz you you you called out your parents for like having friends over they didn't even like oh you're just roasting your parents imagine you imagine you push out a little baby who just ████ roast you
3:25 the rest of your life that's what happened to what the ████ I remember my dad came through and he was like and he actually made an effort I was like oh ████ but it was so hilarious this fool had a Grand Canyon t-shirt that fol tucked it into his slacks and then he had a trucker hat that he got it was like some tourist trucker hat and he just sat there with his ████ belly and his hands on his hips waiting for me and I was like no I didn't mean a t-shirt like that but in my head I wanted him to dress like ████ MC Hammer that's like I wanted him to have like a flat top with a ████ with the the thing yeah with a little line the bagg the dude baggy pants yeah bag like baggies for you for you like if only you
4:16 could see you now how old was he I was your dad your dad's age I was probably first or second grade did you wish your dad had more debt too like MC did he probably had more ouch that's cool
5:30 the same style but they look good like they had a good fashion like it was like 7s like yeah like so you appreciated later in life later later I was like too bad they didn't catch that MC wave dude I wanted him to look like lifetime life both look like the mom the backup dancer yeah right I wanted her to have like long hair and then like everyone everyone's mom had like girls dress like this now but they have the tie dye oversized t-shirt with Bugs Bunny and all those characters and we thought those moms were so cool cuz we're all into ████ you know WB like yeah Space Jam Space Jam ████ Marvin the Martian so we're
6:20 like oh your mom's cool yeah over the world took over the world it was on Oprah Space Jam was on Oprah MJ was on Oprah for morning Space Jam it was huge even my mom knew about it that's how I knew it was huge yeah I came home from school I can't no no no she was watching Oprah I came home from school my mom's like this guy named Michael Jordan's like really good at basketball and I'm that's kind of cool your Dad or Mom never did anything like that made you impressed like as a kid ████ no damn ████ no ask you between no my dad is the biggest world's biggest nerd of all time yeah world biggest ████ nerd my dad was no look talk about being early to um new things that are popping like kind of like me um my
7:10 dad was like burning CDs before anyone was doing it that's cool yeah but I thought it was ████ gay yeah but dude you never think your parents cool though no cuz I was like you're stealing from these artists not steing from that's why corporate shill I just didn't I just didn't understand it cuz to me the music came on the radio so what the ████ you need to see then in hindsight can you respect and appreciate right now no my dad is so much cooler in retrospect than I knew but I didn't know I like that's not because he wasn't cool it's cuz you were an idiot well I'm I'm ████ I have a seveny old brain he this guy would go into a room and say you're you're you have a ████ seven-year old brain you're an idiot just to feel good about himself small dick dancers do that he goes back in time just to go to you only get that defens when you're
8:01 you imagine having a little peep PE imagine a little peep PE and you're the leader of the kitag dancers that's where you go no no no truly though no no I I yeah honestly yeah apologize no no not to you my dad to my dad sorry that's what I did I'm standing up for your dad I didn't see it I your father needed defense I see it he needed a hero I'm like J Jonah Jam he was a hero I didn't know was your dad in his 30s when you were a kid he probably dress like MC Hammer oh okay yeah he was in his early 30s yeah early 30s when you were like a 7 I was born 85 my dad's born 56 so you were like a great a mistake no I was on purp in retrospect you were he's like in retrospect I was most the most to the day for five ████ years bragging about being the most planned baby yeah cting my other
8:52 brothers they weren't ████ planned me they were drawing up I heard Kenny wasn't planned I heard Kenny wasn't planned I did hear that the rumors on the Green the Green family reunion heard it's pretty funny to hear that what about you B what about when like your mom like farted at the church or whatever yeah you have so many like ones where your mom was like the embarrassing mom but when was she the cool mom yeah was she ever like oh ████ cool like the glass Mosaic stained bread no I think ever since I was a kid I was like damn why the ████ are my parents so ████ lame both of them like every step of the way so the first thing was uh I think I got into martial arts pretty early and then the cool thing was like karate or ta window cuz they have like you know like cool outfits I'm like what's up with this ████ silk Kung Fu ████ that's ████ whack and then I'm like hey I want to learn how to play basketball and my dad's like oh dude you shoot like
9:42 this I was shooting out the playround like this everyone was like where the ████ you learn how to play basketball my dad taught me I'm like okay that s███'s ████ whack Jesus it's an orthodox yeah everything was just so like unblockable everything was so like from the front only and my dad had a pickup truck hi this guy so I'm like can you just get a regular car like a regular ████ like everything was felt so weird and off he's try hard try hard and then I think the first time I ever felt maybe a little bit cool it wasn't even cool it was more like oh ████ like respect was uh when I got into trouble in high school uh and I got kicked out of st's high school and I came out here and uh my dad worked night shift so he would leave for work at 5:00
10:33 p.m. and get home at like 2:00 or 3:00 a.m. and my dad at that time like we were just getting reacquainted with each other so it was more like an uncle relationship cuz I was pretty much raised by my mom he was like Monday through Friday as soon as it's time for school just come and wake me up and I'm like but school's going to be like 7:00 a.m. and you get home at like 3:00 he goes doesn't matter I'm like okay so I would get up at 7:00 and I would go to my dad's room and I'm like hey it's time for school he just gets up all right go the car what the ████ like just like a ████ robot like I'd be like sitting in the car I'm like dude I wonder how how long this he'll keep this up for like eventually I think he'll probably tell me like oh hit up your cousin that's going to the same school or whatever carpool but just for a straight year he would just if he said he was going to like be my dad then he was going to do it no like no excuses no
11:23 whatever and I like C it's the bar brain ████ for real I was like damn he he doesn't rack dis and I was like damn this ████ but him setting that example like how what a big deal that was dude my dad waking up my dad you just unlock of memory for me I haven't thought about a long time waking up my dad my dad if you wake up my dad he punishes you for it dude dude same with my Dad yeah where you're like you're like you're like oh ████ dad told me to wake him up oh be with me you kiss your necklace okay and then yeah you kissed your necklace you kiss the Rosemary Jesus or whatever you're like Dad and he goes what the ████ you're like oh my God this the world most scariest thing to this day even calling my Dad gives me anxiety
12:13 because of that even calling my dad on the phone my Dad's Fully Alive fully well no health issues that I know of it's just the scariest thing cuz I think about that what what the ████ what the ████ yeah did you say that when you call him he's like what is it what what the ████ what what do you want I got no I got to go and then he's gone bro you just unlocked that memory for me my dad used to always take naps and he would always be notoriously for he would always sleep too long like and he'd be like we'd wake him up and he would always go back to sleep and ████ and he and every time we wake him up he'd be like ████ pissed like okay I'm F I'm up you know and we're like oh okay and it would be so bad to the point where like if he asked my mom be like hey go wake up your dad dad and I'll go to my sister like hey go wake up
13:03 Dad we just fuing pass the yeah bro cuz it was scared cuz you don't want to wake him up then he'd be in a bad mood and then when he's a bad mood he's like ████ why don't you clean your room dude like you ████ do your homework bro none of my brothers would do it I always had to be the wake up Dad guy ████ remember that game Don't Wake Daddy yeah don't wake daddy you got to hit the CL MH yeah so that was like one cool moment hey waking up your dad probably wasn't ████ huh you're like all right wake up ████ wake up you little hey wake up you little ████ ████ grab him by the anle pull him out the bed H him upside down by the leg hey Tak the sheets rips them off hey you're like ████ 200 protein behind schedule get Jason I'm up okay guys like like I
13:53 was born like this drink your Mas G her dad wake up I'm awake now oh my dad um he was actually a bodybuilder so that's what inspired me nailed it so he was waking you up for nailed it from the jump so is he just the cool dad always yeah I think does he go not as big as me especially as Asian is he was he bigger than you are now no he wasn't was he a bodybuilder in Asia no no here he started bodybuilding here just S as a hobby so that inspired me to bodybuild when you say that I'm like ████ you as aob as a hobby he did hobby like me that he must have been the coolest that's already cool yeah and he was also a Porsche mechanic and he built two Porsches he bought two Porsches from the as a chassis and he built a ground up he
14:43 just bought piece by piece he was also a drug dealer and he was slaying ████ he did have a long pinky nail I don't know what that metin he built a porsch for my mom and himself at the drive had a black and white porsch it was like the ████ hardest thing that's so sick did he ████ also dress like MC Hammer what no not that far or he dressed like d the Explorer he's he's the creator of dor explorer that would have been cool damn that's that is super cool you ever get workouts in with your pops no not anymore not a long time yeah oh you guys used to lift together yeah he used to teach me like the basics that's going to be you and taica dude yeah we lift right now nice nice tiger kind of got bad form though so just check on him we don't want him to get scoliosis I wasn't going to say it for you that's what friends are for yeah you're right you're right
15:33 it was just funny it's a sick burn sick burn he does kind of suck at tell him Li with his legs Uncle Steve says lift with the legs yeah keep his upper back tight and you know what I mean keep that tight Bud he's just humping the ground yeah come on he has such a wobbly kid's body the way he sets up for lifts are so like I'm like so long H some squats he's like okaying legs like this I'm like what the ████ if you think about it he literally just learned how to walk like a few years ago so all these other movements are brand new it's a great excuse how old is he uh 6 oh it's already too late you when did you start really lifting um 14 years old okay 14 really oh were you like a fat kid or were you just like I was really scrawny I started like 130 lb dang so there's help for me
16:24 was there a catalyst or was because your dad was an example well it was just I just got into it from my d and I just like that look you know so I know it's like not really functional but I just got into it and I just stuck with it is this the biggest you've ever been cuz you said you're 20 in arms 21 inch arms 21 all this is the biggest and lowest body fat percentage combination I've been bigger but like a lot High higher body fat it's current PR just talk shop H for those of you you'll find out in the comments penis record my squats zero dead Liv Z bench 455 you just bench cuz I have uh I have back surgery and neck surgery so I can't do those two wow what you have surgery from car accident car accident oh so it really was the Corvette yeah and then I had two
17:14 shoulder surgers being stupid I when I was younger so I can't deadlift and squat that much it's overrated is it all like dumbbells that you you got bigger with just doing free dumbells machines cables this a mixture just chasing the pump really just anything when you guys talk you ever seen the movie you ever se you ever seen the movie Pain and Gain Pain and Gain pain and game yeah yeah yeah it's the bodybuild oh yes yes yes yes I have so good with the rock right yeah dude ████ yeah I feel like you'd like that movie you should see it if you have it you f yeah crazy take crazy take competing I don't ever plan to compete I like to eat too much see cuz I was going to ask like I remember Bart had a hard time cutting and it was like it seemed crazy so I'm like when you have to be
18:04 show ready or have you ever done that where you cut so freaking crazy and you're just like I'm about to die I can't do this ████ I haven't cut like that yet um I have friends that compete and I see how miserable they are and they just look like that for like the week and I'm like what's the point of looking like that for a week oh cuz you win a couple swords I guess kind of I guess if you like want to build yourself maybe like social media and get sponsorship yeah cool but that's not for me wait J can you tell him your PRS my PR tell him tell him yeah I don't know anymore I haven't had one of how many times do you not want to jerk off a day and then how many times have you jerked off in one day yeah yeah yeah yeah those are some good PRS and there's a left r or simultaneous you workday dude I'm aidex now oh ████ okay what wasn't plan I'm idex you're idex you can do more you can dra more
18:55 you can double your rate when my right hand gets tired my left goes what's your what's your refractory period like depends on if I take a nap or not did you have mineral water what's your PPM pumps per a minute ████ dude that's good I didn't know how deep you were in this PPM I don't know what my PRS are hey we were talking about our parents on this one right hey pay G is a pretty good movie it's a great movie tell you what great movie none of you guys had cool parents the coolest thing that my friends would say about my parents was the the lunch they would pack me for school what do they do like un they make a face out of adobo or something face out of it's like Ballo like it's like they're like he just a whole roast Pig there was a so every day for school
19:46 almost every day for like I would to say maybe like till I was like seventh grade they would pack me you know Tony's Pizza you ever seen that in the market you know Tony's Pizza it's kind of like a it's like Tombstone Pizza sick it's like Oven Pizza my mom or dad would wake up early in the morning to put that in the oven cook that and then they would pack all eight slices separated by wax paper every two slices so I would have a full Pizza in my lunch box so you could share with people or okay well yeah so I could so it it was meant for just me but it's so much pizza turned into bartering yeah so then I would just like people would be like dude you have the coolest you you have pizza every day Pizza is children gold though that's pretty ████ cool almost every day it would be an alternate between that and like or like peanut butter sandwiches or
20:36 or if whatever we had yesterday like if let's say we went to Pizza Hut or ELO Loco wherever we went yesterday The Leftovers became like my mom would chop it up and rep prepare it into a different dish for my lunch the next day that's sick dude you're the dream kid to trade with the dream kid my mom used to make um baloney sandwiches and it was just baloney between two slices of white bread and they were the end and no she would put our initials in mustard that's really cute yeah so she'd go SG for me and then I'd always see my mom's handprint on it cuz she go so fast she had so many kids she's like JG SG NG g k g and those are my if everybody's a g why didn't she just do the first letter I guess it spreads the mustard out maybe that's how she kept
21:26 track too of like how many sandwiches she made for all kids she had a system I'll say that sick it was awesome but literally nobody ever want to traded with a kid hey it's a sandwich shaped uh with a hand in it and it's baloney she just banging him out yeah dude and it always had her handprint on it always so like nobody ever wanted to trade me because of that should have went to school with me anyone that had bonian Wonderbread that was like gold to me why cuz I didn't get it what did you have I had Japanese stuff and I was like tired of that ████ yeah and then the kids that weren't like ill they're just like what the ████ is that so it's like they were like that's ingredients here take this so you got like what katsu in your sack lunch it would just be like rice balls with little egg thing or whatever yeah and I didn't want that I wanted like mac
22:17 and cheese or like yeah you want like garbage food I wanted like yeah like the things you see on TV oh dude yeah and I grew up with hella Asians in in uh a different part of the world Fairfax Virginia oh that's a very SP they all came in with just like money to pay the cafeteria oh right right yeah so like there was no trading with those kids they had they had it all figured out I would trade Pizza I would do the pizza at two slices for a buck and then I would buy the food at the thing so smart so smart I wanted ████ I wanted that but then my parents were like no we have food we're not going to let we have thousands of pizzas in the freezer I love cafeteria me too it was just cooler like all the cool people had the cafeteria food yeah I always trade it down that's your way of uh okay looks like he hasn't stopped
23:08 no I got some card for you he's he's literally dressed like a ████ and wearing a wig on his own show he's dressed like a hey don't be a bigot that's right dress like a ████ he think a bigot I'm so I'm so ████ sorry he's a misogynist
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