0:00 I also think that Bart is kind of a weird dude sometimes about taica so if taica like peed on their meal I feel like Bart would eat it still like oh this is good for my [Music] game all right this one's kind of wild so the Chinese mother shares a shocking photo oh no of a toddler urinating on their family meal no explain that please it's Chinese seasoning a mother in try to stun the internet after sharing that her toddler urinated on the dining table yet the family continued eating the meal on the table or on the food on the on the table and the food you know there splashback brother there's splashback you know this so depending on how they say sesame oil that depending on how I guess like uh traditional maybe steam buns eggs and
0:52 vegetables the thoughts are uh there is they I think it's like they think there's medicinal benefits to kid piss that is correct oh nailed it yeah God damn oh my God we need be good no no no bring the child pee old school thoughts like Rhino horn type yeah in traditional Chinese culture the year of young boys is thought to have special powers is believed to Boost energy reduce fevers and even protect against bad luck or Spirits so they think kidp is like Gatorade if somebody was pissing in your food that's the worst luck you could have it protects you against future wor luck bless you what about like little girls pee is that valuable probably not right I wouldn't ask that never not as much as little boy pee maybe not but even from like a culinary standpoint if
1:43 you had to hit both isn't it better to just drink the piss and then Chase it down with the food versus to have like a like a perfectly good fried rice and then you piss on it doesn't maximize the luck intake um like do a shot of the piss and then enjoy your me enjoy the me I think in ancient Chinese culture you have to act like you don't notice the piss oh that's part of theer nothing yeah yeah yeah I don't smell nothing what what I mean I know CH China got a billion people so there's going to be a couple of ████ Hillbillies in there right it's just going to happen it's it's hard not to have a couple of people that hasn't been updated and upgraded Joe talking about Chinese hbil while he's holding his gut it is a very comfortable State you should try it it's pretty crazy Joe Bundy how or where or like what part cuz you
2:34 know how in America you go oh yeah it's probably dudes from West Virginia or some ████ like you could kind of pinpoint where it's coming from is China like that too where you're like it's got to be those guanghao dudes it probably can be but like the rural area like where it's probably a rural area like Ulin why don't say that what are you talking about are you going there soon they have one of the best fairs of all time okay yeah they got a really cute dog convention I heard cute dog I don't think they would want to mess up their delicious meat with piss though yeah they would have piss on it say that cuz that meat's hard to get you know not out there oh true they wouldn't pee on no pangolins dude cuz they eat those sometimes do they well it's because they'll just block off it's like water I thought was mainly canines canines not a Ulin Ulin specifically canines but Wuhan they eat like like Pengalin and bats
3:26 doesn't seem like one of those China number one videos for me huh no I mean over there they might go like oh yeah they're helping people learn about the culture most people well it's piss what does Chinese social media say about so most of the reaction is that this like why did you guys do that um in China but that's the thing it's not from China we don't the most of social media is reacting to this from all over the world the fact that Bart was able to be like oh I can see how that works it's an ancient Chinese secret I was like oh shoot maybe everyone over there like oh they're still doing it like it's outdated but they know that it happened cuz the ████ that they still do now would be like never drink ice water dude if you go to a restaurant it's ████ weird when you ask for ice water everything is lukewarm um or warmer like if you ask for hot water that's very normal even beer comes out lukewarm yeah like and if
4:17 you eat fried stuff it's going to build up your inside heat so you have to drink tea so you don't want to be drinking like eating hot uh fried stuff too much and then like let's say you're pregnant you can't be eating things with too much cold energy so like they'll stay away from like I don't like watermelons or something so they have a lot of this like their own what's with the cold thing what's up with that they they think there's this hot and cold energy that goes inside uh your body and you want to be hot and then yeah so depending on what you're doing you don't want to uh you don't want to have too much of a certain thing you know what I will say though like from my like Chinese friends that like live in China type stuff I also feel like whenever my American ignorant ass is always like what about this thing that's like a ER to us I'm like you guys think this is shocking they'd be like yeah that's crazy and they carry on with their day MH cuz it's like probably so much crazy
5:09 that it's like of course that's crazy what are you stupid and then it's like move on it's normal that it's crazy it's not like they're going to judge their nation and be like what is wrong with my country they just exist with 1.8 billion people that's like us in Florida men yeah like there's always Florida men stories yeah that's not America yeah but it's not like you think like all of our entire people that's what but in the UK they think that's all of us yeah it's true Americans that's true Han of said that the things that they get about us they just think Americans are crazy but it's it's it's are crazy though like we get it like if a dude decides to ████ bite an alligator in his head and then you know serve it for barbecue we're like that's Florida but that's what I mean though like it would be it would be ignorant to assume that in every way like like if we're going to assume that like like all China does these types of
5:59 things then all of us for are like we do Mass all of us are obese all of are countes that's how other countries see each other that's that's non-t treler mentality but we're not shocked right it's cuz like that's what I mean by like Bart wasn't shocked about the kidp peee we're shocked cuz we never heard it before and then but I don't think all of China's ████ down in some kid peeee at the bar you know like I also think that Bart is kind of a weird dude sometimes about taica so ta like peed on their meal I feel like Bart would eat it still would been like oh this is good for my game I definitely well cuz like as I got older my mom was still trying to push that hot cold energy ████ on me like ice water whatever I'm like there's a thing called like pH and you have hydrochloric acid in your body so it doesn't really matter what you put in your body cuz the
6:50 hydrochloric acid can ████ dissolve rocks so it dissolve the ████ you're eating and then you know my mom's like shut up she still give you ████ for ice water huh still give you ████ for ice water yeah she like she does like she's like why why why do you want so many ice CU he going to cool you down my dad always says that to me like he has he dad's Americanized my dad is like he has grown up in America this ████ will see me since I'm an adult he'll see me drink ice water and be like I don't know why you drink that he's like you know you got and he'll be like you got to stop with the ice water when you have a fever how come people how come doctors don't tell you to drink a bunch of ice water if that ████ works exactly big F is there stuff like that pour ice water in your head oh I feel much better I think some Chinese ideas went to other Asian countries but I that's one thing I don't think it's really went like the hot cold stuff well
7:41 it's always about staying hot in that situation by the way it's always that that you uh starve the cold and you feed the heat want to break it but what if you're like in like Vietnam and it's hot as ████ like I mean they still want to be hot no it's not about always wanting to be hot I'm just specifically addressing what he was talking about like if you have a a fever like do you like drink like ice water like that's not the point in the health point it's watch a lot of carto so I think that that's that would be real like to to when you have a fever you have to break the fever so the best way to do that is to like stay warm until like the sweat breaks through and then you like sweat it out but if you have a cold you want to starve the cold so you stay warm yeah I guess that would be the uh eastern western approach that' be a little bit different like Western
8:31 it's you suppress the symptoms right you have you have a headache whatever take Tylenol you suppress it just to get through it the Chinese doctor would be like no you need to embrace it we put more blanket on you sweat Ginger honey you know like that' be like you warm walk into the fire that' be like more like that hot walk in hot coal yeah and then you come out the other side so if you go to a Chinese emergency room you go doctor I got a broken arm take the arm off yeah you don't need it yeah break all your bones yeah break the other arm they had a thing recently in India where like these people there was like a statue of some like goddess or something and like water started dripping off the foot of the statue which was like kind of high up yeah so then they would line up and like catch the water and drink it and be like Oh I'm so blessed but then they're so far
9:21 behind in how they like the logic it was just the air conditioner above dripping and they just really freon in the water and ████ they were just drinking it up but it's like that thing where even India even people in India will see that and be like yeah they're ████ dumb like it's not like they're all the India's dumb and like you know it's like the FL man but Americans will will think all Chinese people pee on I like the way that works though because like you were saying like if UK people look at all of Americans like where these like fat slobs and ████ and then they actually come here and they're like damn there's some fine ass people in Hollywood but then we think England is all fancy and ████ Posh and then you go there it's all fat ████ too what iiz it's like it's the same ████ world I thought England was classy until I actually been there bro man traffic their stats are neck and neck with us in a lot of ways so it's it's now I
10:11 understand Ali G even more where we Le from I think everyone was James Bond before I met I thought they had power wigs and ████ like that yeah I thought everyone was proper and I when I got I was like there are poor there are more G what the ████ is happening here it's like a poor little Island country apparently they're tied with us in obesity I do still like it when you see like old school courtrooms that were like British occupied and they have to wear like the wigs and stuff especially when they're not British like white yeah or even just the British occup like even they were still doing that in Hong Kong for a while I think yeah looking like a bunch of Chinese Captain Crunch huh I like I like being on the reverse side of the stereotype where like you think it's the worst people and you that's better that's better than everybody thinking you're ████ you know in magic land and you get there and it's like what it's just like us feel like Chinese does have some bad stereotypes though now we
11:02 used to be dog eating and then now we're piss drinking too
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