0:00 how many swifties do you think it would take to take you down physically you talk about this like it's F zombie ████ how many I would say two two you think two of them are that [Music] two are you a Swifty I don't have anything against her I wouldn't call myself yo swifties are like K-pop Army ████ like they're strong hella strong I'm a Swifty I like Taylor Swift man I would say I don't know all her songs all her lyrics but as an artist I think she's pretty dope Romeo I tried to listen to her whole like greatest hits album on a road trip I stopped at like song four start start with um her tiny desk concert tiny desk
0:50 will make you a fan well I mean I like her music but tiny desk is dope that's a great litm miss for like whether or not you like an artist I would actually I'm going to listen to that on the way home yeah me too cuz then when I heard that I was like she's actually a really good songwriter yo but how about how about this song be alone don't know the words I don't know that I think porotic performed that on national TV that sh was fire they did it was good man so um basically she's got a concert coming up and obviously when the Swifty show up they show up and so she's going uh she's got a concert in Edinburg coming up biggest selling artist ever right did she what was that one show she did at like it was not a billion in a weekend
1:41 right no it can't be a billion it was like a million in a weekend at s Sophie sof Sofi it was like the the most an artist has ever done in one weekend show that's very realistic for her she's very very high it was insan yeah but uh the thing is uh why this is news is because so many people people come into town to go to her concerts we're talking about hundreds of thousands because she's performing usually multiple nights yeah um but in this particular situation there's actually a number of homeless people that get like Hotel support housing and stuff like that that have to be ushered out of this yeah get them the ████ out of there you got swifties coming in yeah get them out man yeah you don't want crackhead sleeping next to like teens what happens to the crossover ones that are homeless and Taylor Swift fans oh you're homeless but you have tickets
2:31 bump them to the sweet now we know why they're homeless yeah priorities are those tickets are not cheap exactly damn that's an interesting situation actually what's the lowest what what's the price of the lowest uh Swifty ticket probably ████ that's tough because chances are everything gets sold out immediately and then it's all resale like you don't even know what the regular ticket price was unless it's nose bleed you also have to deal with Ticket Masters H Jinks and stuff so it's probably like artificially like hiked up I would assume I would assume on average people are going for over 300 bucks oh I think way more at the lowest tier oh I see I'm thinking maybe average might even be a thousand damn 300 bucks that's still expensive for nose bleed ████ Andrew Schulz was less cuz I heard people ████ paying like 5gs and they're not call schies
3:22 swifties yeah people pay like 5gs just for regular ass dude yeah people were doing that ████ with Beyonce like it it's crazy that's remember I told you that studio that I sold were they were I sold this one of my photo studios and then when the eras tour came around they turned it into a Taylor Swift popup and that ████ was on the news like because it was so packed everybody was booking shoots there cuz they made all the sets look like Taylor Swift videos a billy studio uh boxy yeah that's very smart that's pretty smart of them yeah you could have done that they made it all look like Taylor Swift videos each one yeah cuz remember I built that dollhouse thing so they made each room look like a different Taylor Swift video so you could actually take it like this wow and then they changed it back after er's tour was done so I was like dude that's so smart should have just left it for residual value see what happens always some of it they did sort of leave but
4:12 yeah just turning anything Taylor Swiff is like a good idea isn't it crazy how one artist can create so many jobs yeah in the industry like and also produce so much ████ money yeah there's like a she's like farting a trail of money like if you see that tour that that plane tour oh yeah yeah yeah did you see how her like it it went Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam like that right yeah think about it every ████ City how much money she brings to that City for that day cuz it's people coming in for the hotel stays they're staying for the restaurants they're staying for like cuz didn't she like help the economy during Co she gave the economy a big old boost wow and I'm like that's just one freaking artist dude and we talked about this yesterday with how Drake's team is
5:03 so big he has a whole ████ company that's supporting yeah and as like think about T Taylor Swift and like okay well she has the band she has know all the people she employs but then also like everywhere she has her concerts now all her fans spending in that City I'm like that's just one person and it's dope cuz she doesn't have a gimmick really like she's just a damn good singer man yeah dude because of her we're going to make like probably $250 on this video cuz they're clicking cuz swifties are clicking they're like I want to know what they have to say about my Swift and I am a Swifty yeah are we going to get more views though if we like talk ████ though no no no don't never talk ████ about her I was just saying never cuz Swifty show up you know I'm more afraid of swifties attacking us
5:54 than white supremacists yep how many swifties do you think it would take to take you down how many swifties do you think you could fight in the ring physically you talk about this like it's ████ some zombie ████ how many I would say two two you think two of them are that two I I think they're smarter than that I think they would only fight in groups of 20 wow yes I think they only come in groups of 20 but you guys are thinking oh 16-year-old girl whatever no they're all adults now they've evolved yeah true yeah the range is huge I look at them as a crackhead with that's on PCP what oh yeah that's how much power when they are like when they turn on Swifty mode oh yeah yeah it's like a crackhead that like being chased by a cop ████ falls off a five-story building and they could keep
6:44 running that's a that's a sh and the range is crazy cuz you might get like a 12-year-old who like screams like a banshee but then you also might get like a Walter Hong yeah cuz Walter's a Swifty have you seen um those people that like the swifties that stay outside of the stadiums and just listen to the echoing thing they just like make groups why cuz they can't afford it no they've already gone to the same show but because every day Taylor Swift does a different version of certain things they want to know which one it is so they'll just stay outside and and hear the reverberation of the concert and then they just like break into tears when it's like something that they're not uh how do you touch someone so deeply in their personal level the songs so hard good songs man yeah if a song goes was like I went through a breakup someone who just went into a breakup is going be
7:34 like ████ ████ feel that ████ you know what I mean I feel like it's just the lyrics and how they sing and who they are she's also handled herself really well socially Through The Years too you got to get it to her you know shout out to her cuz it's hard to not get caught up in ████ The Whole World's waiting for you to ████ up yeah she doesn't need marketing or gimmicks to make it dude she was bumping up ratings for the ████ Chiefs oh yeah yeah cuz they they bet that he was going to uh propose yeah remember like just the fact that you're bringing non-traditional football fans to the to the ████ Network like if I'm the network I don't give a ████ if you like the sport if you're watching the ████ show you know what I mean like you're changing the game on everything yeah so crazy who's who's like is there a guy equivalent to Taylor Swift for People Like Us in terms of Pop Culture
8:24 Nowa Michael Jackson when he was R cuz all the like videos of all the people crying yeah yeah that's true I only the people crying to Drake that's true Michael Jackson is making dudes faint I won't say This Guy's super close uh but he's ████ really really good at what he does Ed Sheran oh yeah Ed Sheron also like all his songs on Spotify are like in the billions yeah but nobody dresses like him this is well the gingers I think he's not a pop star gingers love he's a pop star you talk you got billions not like not like Michael Jackson or Taylor Swift though they're like Mega they're like super super stars but he is a pop star yeah but like I'm talking about like the iconic Legends that'll go down in history as like this was a ████
9:14 person that was everybody wanted to be that person I think that's I think that's why Bieber doesn't come close cuz nobody wants to be Bieber Bieber yeah but all the girls who are swifties want to be like Taylor Swift yeah maybe Michael Jackson and I think I think anybody who was a fan when he was like that tween just continued being swifties cuz they were probably Believers were probably also swifties at the same time I think he could have done it but he went crazy well he was so I did a tour with him once for like a couple weeks and the amount that was when he was in his likeee prime prime and they hired us to like trick on stage it was during his movie and then like they had to like send out a decoy one way so he can go out the other way wow and the his fans were so crazy like they like the dancers were like start a Twitter tonight and I
10:05 started a Twitter and all of a sudden the next night I had 6,000 followers just because somebody said something for Association yeah they didn't care that I was a tricker or becoming a stunt guy at the time and they were just like messaging they were crazy and I was like I had to delete Twitter cuz it was cuz imagine if Bieber so you know like Michael Jackson had two sets of Fame one was Jackson 5 went solo and then he had to reinvent himself as the Michael Jackson we know right imagine if Bieber he tried that but then he didn't quite like no he just became too like normal like but imagine if that was dude that would I think that that would have been plus he became disillusioned with the scene in general remember like he was very much outspoken about how like the industry was winning
10:55 him cuz didn't he do like a Christian song at one point he became hella Christian he Pastor that was like his mentor after he hung out with P Diddy he never wasn't hanging out with him until like much later oh okay but I remember him coming out with a Jesus song and I was like yo what's up with this guy man I ain't definitely not listening to him anymore that's what it took yeah I was just like what the ████ you doing man you went baby baby Jesus I'm like not done what theu Jesus I forgot who told me this but this girl was like I went to go hook up ended up being preached to for like three hours straight wow blue balls and being convert you CAU converted no she tried she was just trying to he was trying to convert her oh hell no
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