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Woman Allegedly Faked Kidnapping Just to Spend Time w/ Her Ex

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0:00 [Music] uh if you guys uh remember this case from when it first happened then this is quite the development you'll be happy to uh find out about an orange county woman who was allegedly kidnapped while jogging in 2016 by two hispanic women who held her for 22 days broke her nose branded her arm and shaved her head whoa is now found to have made the whole thing up oh whoa what was what was this uh was it a fake hate crime story or was it like what's happening she did a juicy smell yet yeah was it a juicy sommelier juicy smoothie i don't know if this is better or worse she she basically did it to spend time with her ex she's married

0:50 oh my god kind of i kind of i kind of give credit to them where was this irvine it's uh orange county but you still have to brand yourself though right dude that's crazy why does she have to be like two mexican girls dated to me that's very orange county ████ dude give asians some credit man there's hardcore asians out there you're gonna be like two ████ abg's from westminster ████ me up they never look at us that way we need to rebrand this ████ dude can we just take it away from other people like i want some hardcore asians back dude yeah so uh what else did she if she did it herself then uh other than the branding did she also like break something of hers broke her nose right broke her nose she she

1:40 basically was covered in like she would have been beaten oh my what the ████ did she get help from her ex but if she made it up does that mean her ex just beat her up well they staged the whole thing so yeah man i guess it was her ex yeah so she was on a ████ spree because she missed that dick right they might all just be ████ bruises every day right you're right i don't think of that you got a binge you gotta been a little bit of a broken nose yeah shaved head on the last day she's like oh i lost track of time we've been ████ every day it's really awful because i remembered like seeing this when it happened and like and there was in the community there was a really big fear of like oh there must be some like mexican like gang or something like that's so ████ for mexico she couldn't just say two people kidnapped me but then they're gonna ask for description you know

2:30 ethnically ambiguous assailants and she spent a lot of time with him yeah she's a mother she wouldn't know that's true why couldn't she just use another culture that no one suspects two indian chicks there's indians in the oc though yeah indians don't yeah they're not known what's a safe culture she's hispanic she's white she's white even worse you gotta do mixed race that's what you gotta do two estonians estonians one estonian one no one gets hurt yeah you know it's like two lithuanians just came up and picked up me out man the writing she's

3:20 [Laughter] she's cute oh it's okay mother of two these this is ████ lying sack of ████ i hate you this is the police sketch of the two women she fabricated damn they did a good job that was really detailed like one of them had a bandana look at her eyebrows look how she described the eyebrows one of them looked like jennifer lopez oh my god that just looks like danny trejo daddy the other one was jennifer lopez he was like machete but he was a chick though is there a photo of her when um after she was like beat up and branded and stuff yeah yeah i know right i want to see that i i couldn't find anything like that cause she's cute there but after she gets all ████ up i did oh ████

4:12 dude yeah this is her after she uh did she get back with her head shake ████ connor yeah but um yeah so basically that uh she went for a jog and they did get that on camera they were like okay so she was running and this is back when they thought she was legit kidnapped uh they got the video of her on her jog and then uh the the husband when when he found out she was missing to find my iphone they go to the location of the phone and it's like it's sitting down the screen's not cracked the earbuds are like wrapped around all neatly like it was just placed so that was like the first like don't worry about the flag don't hurt your phone like oh there's no because the first thing i always look for during kidnappings is signed of a struggle right that's like the first thing didn't get that i and then uh so what happened was after

5:03 she finally turned up like 22 days later all messed up and everything they did some like dna testing on her body and that's when they found the inconsistencies or they they found the dna of like a different guy oh his ████ was all up on her dude oh ████ oh you should have gotta cut that ████ dude so dna man that freaking exonerates mexicans everywhere even ones that don't exist yeah because they're like all i see is ████ a romanian man's comic media man's come with he's probably romanian the x how do you know i'm just going to say widow's peak yeah these are pictures do they get back together oh yeah and then here's another thing that um that was sort of like a suspicion is um when they when the details weren't

5:54 really adding up and they couldn't find the suspects and things you know of course like all good detectives can be like she's probably making it up they discovered she had a history of self-harm uh they saw in her files that when she was like younger she was like harming herself and saying her parents were doing it and then her parents were like asking the police like what do we do because she's doing this so it's kind of like a trend thing with her and this might just be her magnum opus you know maybe her description was like too ████ trophy like maybe her description of mexican girls was like two-two trophy like she was like the the most yeah it was like yeah and then they were like hey what's up ████ ████ vato and i was like i'm not avatar or like yeah and then the the mexican cop was like that's not even spanish dude

6:44 like yeah like trolls don't speak like that yeah or he's like that's my sister that sounds like my sister yeah when she they were asking for a description she basically said they look just like the people on the cover of hood rats the movie okay there you go see she goes have you ever seen blood and blood out well it was like the girls from that movie you guys seen blood blowout that that that's who got me and shaved my head but yeah it's uh it's crazy because that that that this is barely coming out now that this was years ago that she was kidnapping everything so what happens to her does she get charged among other charges that are yet to um i mean one thing she has to do for sure is she has to pay back 30 000 to the um state for like when you get kidnapped and things happen to you the state pays for some recovery things like therapy or like

7:34 she basically soaked all that up so she's got to pay 30k back um and then of course she should get charged for the crimes that she charged yeah and get her nose re-broken because she beat herself up and she kidnapped herself assault yeah so she should be charged with the crimes like kidnapping assault you know yeah like x amount of days whatever whatever every charge would have been to those two hispanic women that she described oh dude you're gonna love this so they were asking her about her uh when she was in uh captivity and she said the abductors fed fed me once a day maybe rice or tortillas god damn it god damn it well that makes sense if you're sticking to your story no you gotta sell it they give you rice and tortillas so just cause they're mexican they can't get any other food they played mariachi music very loudly by the way they tortured me i couldn't

8:24 tell if it was actually a mariachi band or not i was smelling fabuloso in the house what do you what would asian kidnappers feed you if they ████ rice and egg rolls dude [Laughter] wontons it'll be like crab rangoons or some ████ orange chicken she was only feeding me crab bread cream cheese ranch and fortune cookies at the end of every meal i got fortune cookies top ramen it was horrible they gave me nothing but filipino the philadelphia rules dude and that they would read my fortunes after i know sushi only sushi the haitian kidnappers ████ gold today this is yotocha they crack over a torture cookie and they have a ████ water boating or every day it's like you think you're gonna get out but the fortune always says not today

9:15 oh one more day one more day but maybe sometime soon welcome to the panda of tara keeps you optimistic yeah so they were they were lucky numbers on the back they were mostly like uh i mean the community just got enraged because ████ that right so what's gonna happen to her she's just facing charges i don't know yet what will happen but she should eat rice's tortillas for 22 days straight but dude the crazy thing is like she should get community service so they said that like even though they already found out that the ████ was like falsified and like fraud they were still like um you know like interviewing her maybe they were deposing her but like they uh they said she was still sticking to her story years later even though they're like so she believes it's you or with your ex we already got that ████ all that's all laid out there's a video he's confessed saying she's gotten violent sympathy for so

10:05 long clearly that she's just addicted to it yeah do you do you feel like people like this crazy lie about crimes they should be punished pretty hard i think so because not only is it just ████ up the uh you know the the resources for the cops and all that yeah but it's tearing up communities yeah i guarantee you this ████ brought tension between white and hispanics and orange county because then you know like there's already kkk in ████ orange county and they're like you see goddamn mexicans they gotta get out here they're ████ raping our children and that's the ████ they're looking for honestly and it's like can you imagine how many mexican women that maybe look somehow looked like that uh sketch ████ yeah those two girls look like every home girl i had in ████ junior high and high school that watch blood and blood out that's all they do watch blood and blood and tortillas and

10:55 rice but yeah there was also a gofundme to like find her the husband did and they raised 50k uh i hope they're still together oh yeah what's going on with the husband uh he does he get to keep that i don't know if they if they're so they they ended up moving to like a small town together to like get away from like i guess the threat of being re-kidnapped oh um and i guess like who ride that story he was behind her on the story this whole way i don't even know if he's like he might be that cocked oh wow god bro what about the ex-boyfriend i want to follow up with this guy does he go to jail i want to hang out with him i don't know if he did anything you stayed with her he's an accessories corroborating her ████ story yeah unless he or he beat her unless he just says he didn't know that that was what she was planning like he was just along for the ride because you could probably

11:45 claim a lot of ████ wouldn't you hear about it after and be like wait a minute that's what i did that didn't happen that's what the brand was for yeah he goes i thought she was shaving her head for sexual reasons you

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