0:00 he's like you were saying Grandma during sex last night when yeah when you're doing this what why do you have to reverse cowgirl reverse cowgirl [Music] fire welcome back to a very heartwarming episode of careful boys today we're going to talk about why Colleen and Joe hate dogs so much no why you guys such dog haters oh we were just talking about how much we love dogs this is the first time in my life I haven't had a she said she wants Rottweilers to be extinct oh yeah why why why the I get it because she rather have Doberman Pinchers my top three dogs German Shepherd Rottweiler and probably a mix of those two kiss kiss kiss make a baby just
0:50 having a dog I feel like dog a long time yeah top three Breeze go oh right now I think I want a golden retriever cuz I gotone soft so do I cuz soft yeah soft and then I've been looking at these massive breeds like a Great Dane yeah they're like um she a great D no no like so there's one called a TOA enu it's um Japanese dogs it's a it's a Japanese fighting dog that they mixed with like a a like a European like sheep hurting dog and it's like almost 200 lb this thing yeah you knew me looks pretty big that's cute as ████ though he about only Liv like for 2 years two years you think big ass dogs live only for like one year no it just lowered in the last 2 seconds they live like seven
1:42 seven to 10 or something is it also that pure breeds are harder to like sustain they have complications hey you want to see a puppy version of that oh Jo look at that fat baby not until you have to pick up his ████ oh yeah you like thatuh so ████ cute I care down over here huh I'll be I'll be playing Call of Duty with him and you can just hear him on the mic and he's like no don't ████ no your dog just not train yeah you got to train your dog that was in the beginning when they're young it's hard to train them cuz sometimes you're not always around sometimes you just got you got your mic on you know what I mean your headphones that's why you can't get a dog until you have the time to properly train them exactly I would love to selfishly get a but even with puppies it's kind of hard cuz like how do you tell them what to do they're just like all over the place all the time no you don't oh yeah I'm
2:34 kidding how do you guys do you have like specific ways that you trade dogs since you guys have all lived with them you reward them for positive behavior sorry for yeah good behavior you get a reward bad behavior like secret techniques yeah yeah you just do what bar and Gio do with their money and you just drop them off somewhere else somebody else trains them pick them up and you're good I heard that's actually a really effective thing that was actually the the the best I've ever seen like for dogs ever like I I've never seen more like his his dogs are moose is is like went to Doggy school oh he did really y oh okay all right I'll show you guys how I did mine yeah this is a doggy School you guys are looking at one he ████ beat like a dad I don't beat up dogs but look check it out still fear look you got to put fear into him so in the beginning in the
3:24 beginning he constantly shat in the floor and that was really annoying so you go you shove his face by the doooo is that a real thing yes you shove his face by the dooo and then you go no no and you choke it out but don't slap him slap on the ground or the couch oh ████ see I ████ up cuz I slapped the dog not the couch it's okay like if you if you're going to slap them the way I did it was just on the butt boom boom boom and then I'd be like boom no more and then cage and then now when you you say cage he just goes straight to the cage wow so it's like a little it like a detention now he does ever poop never never sh again yeah never sh again you have two dogs what's their names and what type buddy and Yi shih TSU and the ones of pull uh German Shepherd mix pull German Shepherd ugly ass dog more pull
4:16 does it look more German Shepherd it looks like a pull straight up like a pit pites look cute though they look like kids have you guys ever been human have you guys ever been bitten by a pitbull no no I haven't almost I knew one person that was bit by it was oh really yeah yeah crazy no um cuz his dog he had a black dog and then we had a roommate and she had a Pit Bull or like some sort of bulldog mix or whatever and they were fighting and so he was trying to separate him and then he got bit oh yeah was it bad no I don't think it was like hos a real Pit Bull then with a backyard breed I don't remember actually but I don't know cool story yeah thanks when it happened we were like I got to remember this forever honestly he
5:08 got bit it's like this much memory dude when we were when we were roommates there was one point when we live with five dogs oh my God that was the worst yeah we had well we had a five-bedroom home it was it was a good size so it didn't even feel like that many dogs but then that's hard almost every roommate had a dog and there were seven people that's crazy yeah that's too much that's nuts yeah that's too much too much dog a refuge house that's what you would think house oh that's a big house when's the last time your dog ████ on the floor inside and when did you last yell at of rubbit his face in cocka not too long ago no no just my one of my dogs old now he's like 14 Sasha's yeah so he's been making mistakes here and there because he's old so you can't really be mad at ████ senior citizen dude the problem is the dogs don't realize if there's a
5:59 wire in front of you go around it but they they just go straight on it and then they're pulling all my PS4 and my laptop and I'm just like hey yeah they should learn electricity at an early age yeah should have yeah no they should learn spatial awareness management yeah just like just like you know what I mean like the simple thing as a dog going around the tree one1 yeah but the tree is like this big no no my tree big but I'm talking about the dog would go around the tree with the leash on I'm just like come on like this is has your dog ever shot in the house when you had guests and you were like embarrassed yes hella embarrassed I was cutting hair I was cutting hair and the my my my the young the puppy one stared at us and just peed on the couch on the couch while cutting his hair I'm just like getting real mad I'm just like you better stop cuz that's a lot of piss and
6:49 he kept going I like all right god dude okay we went through like four couches oh ████ you get rid of the whole couch to go to Doggy School dude did you hey you just be leaving the couch on the curb but you know what sucks about doggy school though they get them when they're the cutest and you don't have them at your house yeah I want to be there at his cutest cuz they grow up fast how long how long is doggy School eight years eight years eight years what the just dead want you want a PhD right but dog be going fast dude they'll be like this ████ cute and then 6 months later it's like MO excise I think the best thing to do is like like you were saying don't get a dog until you have the time for it cuz then you get to spend cuz I feel like you could learn a
7:39 lot from a trainer one oneon-one and then you use that info to train your do but you could ruin it all if you don't ████ even have the time yeah exactly that's what I'm saying like you have to be a person of routine I feel like you buy the dog he just ████ sits in your living room all day and just bored a ████ and then like I mean ████ yeah I mean yo we got our dog at Co time you know what I'm saying Sasha wasn't working so it's just a CO time so it's all did you see those dogs that ████ started a fire from chewing a battery oh I saw see that's what happens he's ████ bored all day I'mma chew a battery oh my God I know that's sad when dogs really like have nothing to do all day yeah well we saved Ours from Mexico you saved it from Mexico somebody grabbed it off the street of Mexico brought it to America and stole it from its own family no stolen if it's on the street oh was a stray dog it's a stray dog that's why it's really hard to train him how do you
8:30 know they're Mexican because it was from Mexico so not only are you an illegal immigrant you're your dog is an illegal immigrant too he's not illegal anymore he's still just a sex offender oh yeah oh that's a bit Dam delete this I'm just kidding no but but dude that's why it's really hard to train him it's really hard to train him because he was he grew doesn't speak English you're talking about you no buddy oh buddy he grew up on the street so everything thing he does is so you make it sound like he's doing that shell game anxiety good at all the coin you know where you ████ up you have to give him commands in Spanish he doesn't understand English no now he does oh yeah yeah now he does
9:22 English longer than Spanish probably he's bilingual how did you get the dog off the street so somebody grabbed it off the street and said yo we can't take care of it we needed adoption at a groomer at a groomer who was that person I don't know who this person was Sasha Sasha knew groomer when she at the groomer oh that's right yeah because his his wife's family has like a dog grooming place oh so your wife is a human groomer putting hair all day she's a human brander oh yeah she's a human uh tattoo artist she brands people she brands people and then so she has a friend that's a human dog cutter oh a human dog cutter human gromer that's a pretty cool ter a human that cuts dog's hair what uh you quit smoking right yeah when did you first like actually quit quit uh when I was like 23 and how is it
10:13 going now aren't you taking you're like taking the the nicotine stuff yeah I'm on zins now but is it going okay yeah I can slow down you like so you take what how does that work you just take little by little and you just wean off what you talk about weed or you talk about TBE T oh what's what's T Korean for tobacco so it went cigarettes to Vapes and then I couldn't breathe at one one night and I was like oh I was I was like damn is is it because of the Vape or is it my anxiety I was like you know what I'm just going to yeah I was just like I'm just going to quit so and then I I went to Zen so you put it like under your lip and you chill out and you're just like oh cool and you Wing do you feel it when you put it on your lip you're like o in the beginning yes you're going to get nauseous and lightheaded and sick but then like once you get past that you're like a chill you have to get past it you have to get past it cuz when your first
11:03 time everyone starts getting nauseous and sweaty isn't that bad I don't know it's up to you you choose wait so you don't get tempted anymore to smoke cigarettes no I think it's nasty how about when you like when you smell it in the air it doesn't like remind you the good old days it actually bothers me where I'm like dude I want to walk away from it w yeah I get pissed at my neighbors when they smoke yeah that's a deal breaker for me yeah dude I used to smoke smoke for like 20 years it doesn't smell nostalgic to you cuz to me when I smell it's like Nostalgia yeah yeah yeah yeah first cigarette was 13 or 12 or 13 me too that's the Gateway age huh yeah that's the Gateway age and it's disgusting but you're like I almost doing it it's just something to do you're just bored second year you're just like ████ just normal how much money you think you spent on cigarettes
11:53 your whole life I don't even know I think cigarettes were cheap cigarettes cigarettes were cheap actually it used to be like two bucks imagine if you get could get all that money back like at the day you quit wow they just give you rebate I wish I could get all those lungs back the day you get lung cancer I just remember like going to Costco and then anytime my parents would go to Asia they would just get like the giant ████ pack cigarettes in Costco oh yeah what dude my mom my grandma used to do that people and duty free you know when you go to duty free you just get like giant ████ cartons of Maro I remember my friends used to go to Tana to like bring back a trunk full of cigarettes yeah and then you used to be able to get like a carton for like 10 bucks damn that's cheap damn that's cheap it was yeah and then they would like resell packs of cigarettes in high
12:43 school did you guys ever smoke the the Native American one the the organic ones do you guys like those on ████ no I mean I smoked it cuz it was a longer smoke but oh isn't it stronger because it's less additives or whatever I don't know it it it just it I think it's just harsher cuz there's so much tobacco in it I don't know if the additives and stuff like that does anything I see I used to roll my own cigarette in Hawaii that's really cool yeah you could buy the tobacco and all you got to do is roll did you have a fanny pack that your whole kit was in there yes the last time I smoked tobacco was like the thin cigars you know what I'm talking about thin cigars it was like a is it a cigarillo or something like that it's like a cigar but it's thin and you don't you don't inhale it you you smoking like us black and M you mean the stuff that we used to just cut up take
13:33 all the junk out put the weed in oh that smells so good that's that's that black m you said that smoking is a deal breaker are you serious even if the guy smell even if he's sexy as ████ billionaire a big he's a billionaire uh well he knows how to go straight to the yeah that's tough still deal breaker billionaire yeah butli if they could quit I mean just cuz you're a billionaire doesn't mean you're we're connected in your I don't believe you but what if they quit what if they're like I'm trying to quit what if he's like I'm trying to quit he's like help me quit toots no it's I'll tell you why it's because um when I was younger so my grandma was a smoker like an avid smoker and she lived in uh New Mexico and anytime she would send like a card or a gift or anything you can smell the
14:24 cigarette like yeah but that didn't make it go grandma I love you Grandma and every time you smell it you're like is Grandma around you're at Las Vegas you're like where's Grandma she's having sex with the billionaire like oo grandma oh it made me do exactly that oh that makes sense cuz then when you smell it on a guy you're like Grandma he's like you were saying Grandma during sex last night when yeah when you're doing this what why you have to reverse cowgirl reverse cowgirl fire you got Bella danger bro so yeah just turned off by that the the ████ Chinese guys running a
15:14 marathon with the cigarette yeah you don't think that's hot that's not hot yeah that's the exception guys Chinese guy have you Associated cigarettes with Grandma so then if a man SM like smells like it it's just not it's not masculine angle is ridiculous cuz you finish it you're finish it I just kind of hijacked it but yeah I mean it was just I think cuz I was conditioned to that smell and not liking it you didn't like it even back then even back yeah so it was just like a years and years and years of being conditioned to a smell that you didn't like so you can't even yeah yourself see I met so many girls with uh daddy issues that love the smell of cigarettes and cologne cuz their dad is like that that was the last thing that they smelled on them that makes sense alcohol cigarettes and cologne and they'll be like Dad do you think women want their partner to to remind them of their dad in
16:04 subconsciously possibly some do some do yeah that's like the but like subconsciously I don't think it's like a a genuinely conscious like but there's yeah but it makes sense for real dude yeah like striking there's a whole ████ course on this what about like traits like scent subconscious I think like the phermones like people give off different phermones naturally and you can naturally dislike or like somebody's scent and that could be a turn I would argue that it's familiarity and it's not so much just father but men in their lives okay what about what he was saying where like if the guy the billionaire was like I'll quit help me quit while we make this work how do I help him quit you got to slap him every time he P that thing if when he's about to go like this you would go quit that ████ ████ on
16:55 the couch no no no no yeah no hey Sasha help me quit all she would do is when I'm about to LIT it up she just walked away and I was like a really that's actually really cool though simple you know she just walked away she doesn't want to be around it near it and she says out in the windows and I was just like that's actually really effective cigarettes was harder than meth for me to quit what the ████ wow okay explain that yeah yeah addiction cuz he thought of Grandma every time he did M grandma [Laughter] damn bro hard drugs are such a commitment to do every day but the more subtle the more subtle cheaper and it's like water easy access easy access you
17:46 could FAL you could walk yeah you could get at any liquor store you could smoke throughout the day that it just becomes a habit right that's how they get you dude but then hard drugs it's like it takes a p on and then you know you're ████ high you can't do for the rest of the day and it cost a lot of money and then so it's like more in your face like I got to quit this ████ that's why we're trying to petition to drop prices on hard drugs yes so we can all do it and no but I think cigarettes is like such a daily thing that's like drinking coffee yeah and then it's it's so well back then it was super um social yeah like you did it hey let's let's like you're working at a restaurant and everyone takes a cigarette break and talks or whatever right or like it's just it's it's accepted so it's like drinking too it's like you could just do it dude you remember the ████ airplanes that had ashtrays on them and
18:37 ████ yeah I remember people used to smoke on the ples damn I remember restaurants you there was a smoking section and you would just eat your dinner and ████ smoke dud you know what's even more lowkey than tobacco is sugar you get addicted to it that was crazy more available like that that's even worse that's probably harder quck try to do a sugar loser try to do a sugar detox for like a month it'll ████ you up good luck I had I had worse withdrawals on sugar withdrawals then on nicotine or anything hard really hard when you do keto like after like 3 days you're just like I'll eat anything with sugar it was hard as ████ but the the only way I was able to quit was um yeah I went to I went to a karate boot camp karate and I haed out of my life karate boot camp is this a
19:28 was it a n codeon show no well I call it I call it I call it karate boot camp oh oh I know which one you're talking about yeah but I was a part of a karate club and then they would do these like uh intensive training sessions and then like you would just go and like live there for like a week or something hosted by stepen Seal yeah I wish oh no lie though they said Chuck Norris came through one time damn yeah but this was like in the ' 80s OR7 and ████ that's the coolest version of Chuck Norris yeah they said Chuck Norris did the training and then he was like yo this is ████ one of the hardest things I've ever done but it's cool cuz like you don't even have time to think about doing anything like they'll wake you up in the middle of the night randomly and then you just got to train and you go back you sleep a couple hours
20:19 you ████ eat and you train again you just keep training and your body's too exhausted to do anything else yeah to like want anything and then I was afraid of relapse but when I got back I was just like I don't need any cigarettes that's a sick way that's a sick way to get rid of it you 20 something years yeah that is that's a really easy way dude the withdrawals were crazy for me when I quit cuz you didn't have karate ████ boot camp dude I just cold turkeyed it did you get like cold sordes and ████ no not cold sordes I got super sick I got fever did you get like Moody did you get like kind of yeah I was angry I was angry and I couldn't I couldn't stop coughing oh cuz you're detoxing I couldn't stop coughing but did your boners get like stronger afterwards dude ████ massive that's a that's another thing too is that like smoker's cough is really ugly I'm surprised you don't have any
21:09 like I used to oh it's one of those things that so how many years has it been since you quit uh it's been about almost 10 years 10 ho crap I quit in 2018 so it's pretty recent right but every year I progressively felt better and better and I didn't know how bad my health was cuz I've been like that for most of my years that was the craziest experience it's like does it take like oh I could breathe doesn't it take like 7 years for your lungs to completely regenerate back to normal there's like a certain amount of years if you quit you're it's just going to regenerate back to normal in like 7 years my IBS went away I was able to gain weight I was able to run like a ████ wants dude my I don't have no more stomach ache he like I got fat y
22:02 yeah I was eating a lot too actually my anxiety a lot of it went away you don't even know who the smoking was a deal breaker with through your life why do people say smoking calms you down but it doesn't it's because they think that when they smoke they're feeling relaxed but what it does is it gives you a shock of anxiety and takes it away so it's it's like having a Tha massage from a mean auntie who's ████ up your back and you're like ah ah right and then afterwards when she's gone you're like you're like oh thank you and it's like you fart so that's the feeling of that's the that's the pressure that it's you're smoking and then the pressure is getting excited and then when it's when then you're calming down from that is you think you're being relaxed so you think the massage is good
22:52 huh you think the massage is good but really you're just happy it's over yep wow it's like a rough hand like that kind of that makes you sad how many massages do I have that were actually bad it actually creates a lot of anxiety in you damn and then that's people think oh no it's relaxing it's relaxing cuz you're making the poison slowly get out of your body oh man good thing we all don't smoke huh well I said I'm not going to do any more tobacco products until I'm fully fully not craving anymore and I just smoke cigars I smoke weed cigars de Breer I never really understood cigars one cuz I've never smoked them but cuz you don't inhale them you don't you don't inhale them but you still get the effects of the nicotine without inhaling and getting all ████ up in your lungs hook no no so you inhale hookah you're
23:43 not supposed to inhale hook yeah but you inhale hookah I inhale hookah I inhale hookah I do too but I'm saying you're not really supposed to you're supposed to do it for the taste hookah's like infinitely worse than cigarettes wor way worse they're they like taste what I still get the effects of n yeah and it tastes really good yeah it absorbs through your mouth what is that like what is the the buzz it's like a buzz no the variations of taste for cigars like how do they Infuse it you got to try it puka where they oh it doesn't taste like flavored unless you get a flavored cigar like dipped in sweet sweet and sour sauce well there's the flavor of tobacco cigar yes yes yes and there's different versions of that toac depending on how they process it so you like you like flavor of well yeah cuz then I was once addicted to Tobacco so like when people talk about acquired
24:34 taste that's just now you're addicted right so then when you're addicted to coffee it's like black coffee God and then you build the flavor profile I hate it but I love it yeah I like black coffee well that's the thing though tobacco's um fermented too so there's different levels of f you season It Whatever not going to lie I inhaled all of it you're not supposed to inhale the cigar
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