0:00 And he goes, "You have eczema on your ass." And I was like, "Do you need me to bend over to spread my cheeks?" And he goes, "No, I know right away. You have delayed onset eczema." And I was like, "I've never had eczema in my whole life." He goes, "Yeah, that's why I told you you have delayed onset [laughter] eczema. >> Get the ████ out of here." Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys, where hey, we got to dive into how this urologist says that there are actually five ways to make sure that you have a healthy penis. >> A urologists are so weird. >> Let's guess first. >> Well, their whole passion is dick. >> Yeah, they live for dick. I mean, and I only say that because I I Okay, I'm speaking from obviously you guys know I
0:50 got circumcised at 12. I had to see a couple urologists and they were just so like weird. I >> did look at your dick and go, "This is a wonderful specimen." And bring in all the urologists. Look at this. >> To be fair, it's to be fair, it's almost unavoidable. I don't think you cannot be weird because you got to like stand there and like you got to freaking jiggle some dude's dick and balls like and they're mostly going to be kids. So I'm just like I'm a kid just like this dude's just lit literally fondling me. >> You know what they're feeling for? >> Yeah. But he found it >> fun. >> Were you Were you ticklish? >> I mean I was more freaked out than I was ticklish. >> You couldn't get hard? >> No, I couldn't. I wasn't trying to get hard. [laughter] >> That's not a requirement that they make you get hard. >> Cuz I could always I could >> That's a red flag by the way. If your urologist >> I couldn't get enough. [laughter] >> If your urologist ask you to get hard, that's a red flag. No, I just I just
1:40 remembered like they the the only urologist I saw, they just had weird personalities. >> So, you know, like I was premed in college, right? And I'm like picking what I want to be and I can understand. >> You knew right away you wanted to urology. No, like I could get why people want to be pediatrician. They like kids or they want to be OBGYn and they want to deliver babies. You want to be ER doctor. You want ████ you know, you want the you want to be the rock star of the doctors or whatever. I still never got why anyone would want to be a [laughter] urologist. >> Now that now that I have so many friends that are doctors like that I grew up with, I understand that they go where the money's at. And if there's a specialty that has a lower population and a higher demand, they'll go for it. >> Less competition. >> A lot of doctors are like, I don't want to touch no dick. >> Yeah, but I just didn't feel like that from these guys cuz he was like, I want to touch somebody. >> I felt like it was like this passion. [laughter] >> Wow. Maybe it's the mind of a 12-year-old
2:31 like scared kid, but I was just like, I I never want to know any more urologist after this. Like, I'll never mind. [laughter] >> I want to meet a urologist. >> Everyone's weird, but at the same time, the mind of a urologist to like pick that profession. That's a weird profession. >> But I want to see a disgruntled guy that's kind of like, I didn't choose this, but I had to. >> Yeah. I want to see a guy that's like hates it. Yeah. Yeah. >> And he comes in and he doesn't really care about his job, but he's good at it cuz he has to, you know, and then so he's like, "Hey, show me your dick." >> All right. I don't know what to do. >> I mean, somebody's got to do it, and I'm thankful they exist. I don't want to act ungrateful. >> I'm thankful they exist, too. [laughter] >> But you What was the reason why you got to get circumcised at 12? >> So, so the again, like I I can't be super mean about it cuz it was a godsend. I got this guy, right? Uh my parents just never circumcised me for some reason. And then by the time I was
3:22 12, they were just like, "Do you want to just eventually get it?" And I'm like, "Yeah, of course. I don't want to be a weirdo, you know, because in Seventh Day Adventist, like everyone's circumcised, like mad normal. >> I'm weirdo." [laughter] >> I >> So then I was like, "Yeah, I want to get it." So then >> weirdos. >> So then I went to the urologist and the guy was like basically like fondling my balls so much that he goes, "Oh, that doesn't feel right." And I was like, "What do you mean?" And he goes, "Oh, you have like a growth almost like a cyst in your balls at 12." >> Maybe that's why he kept thoroughly fondling it cuz he was like, "I'm not having fun here." But >> no, I had to do I had to get fondled a ton. And then so like they eventually did a twoin- one where I got circumcised and I got uh that cyst removed from my balls. So I got both surgeries when I was knocked out. But if they hadn't
4:12 caught that cyst like randomly, I would have been sterile. Like I would have uh >> Did it feel like you had three nuts? >> No, I didn't. I never noticed it. >> So, it was >> I don't know anyone else's nuts. I'm 12. >> So, it was a growth on the sperm sack. >> It was inside my nut sack. It was like an extra like uh it what it feels like it just it feels like there's like a sack of worms in there. >> What if he had such big balls for a 12-year-old? He was just like, "This is not normal, bro. Like, >> these are heavy. Why do you have grown ████ construction workers ball sack? [laughter] >> This guy's like >> he's like 410 with big ass balls. >> Lot of volume. >> My mom being religious was like, "Oh, that's why we we waited because God had a plan." >> Like because like if they had circumcised me had a baby, I wouldn't
5:02 have they wouldn't have known cuz no one would have touched my balls and found it. But >> imagine imagine his bedside man. He's just like, "This is weird. It feels like a sack of worms in this sack." That's the way they were explaining it to me and I was like, "What's that?" >> And I forgot the term for it, but apparently it's it's kind of common. And then uh yeah, so ooh, here's another weird detail. They can't cut your sack open and take it. They got to cut you up here and they got to go move all your guts and get to the inside of your balls and then shin limit back out. [laughter] >> And so like >> Yeah. And so the pain that you feel during recovery is like it feels like your whole like midsection got like rearranged. >> So like you can't run, you can't like get up and sit down. Like it was bad enough I had to have a tent p like after
5:52 my freaking stuff was cut, I had to sit there with like my underwear like a like a pitch tent so that it doesn't touch the fabric cuz it was like fresh. So I'd be like this all day. And then once that healed, I still couldn't walk because of the freaking ball sack thing. Did you go to How long did it take to heal? Did you go to school? >> No, I was I got out of school. I was out of school the whole time and then I told I think I told all my friends that um my mom told the school to tell them that I had out of varicose vein or something [laughter] >> in my breasts. >> That's like something old people get. >> They'll understand. >> I mean, hey, shout out to your mom cuz she could have just been like he got circumcised and then had a sack of worms. >> My friends were like, "Dude, you had a bar vein. What's that?" I was like, "I don't know, dude. How was ████ and peeing? Like all of it sucked. Yeah. You can't you can't like you know the flexing you do to do anything? You you have no access to that
6:42 flex cuz you all your guts got moved to like pull something through it. >> Yeah. >> Well, Vikin was nice though, huh? >> I I wasn't Viking. >> They didn't give you pain meds. >> I wasn't Vikin. I was I was a kid. They didn't They didn't give me >> give you baby aspirin and ████ >> Yeah. No, I didn't get anything crazy like that. But yeah, it sucks. And that's my story about why urologists are weird. [laughter] >> They saved my life. >> What are the five things we need to do to take care of our p penis? [laughter] >> Well, I mean, the first one is is blood flow, obviously. So, they >> got to use it before you lose it. >> Yeah. They talk about just making sure if you have a healthy flow of blood, aka like exercise, keeping your blood f uh vessels flexible, healthy, and all that stuff, then that's going to ensure that blood is flowing. >> Mine's too too flexible. >> Yeah. I heard uh your blood's morning
7:33 wood is is is that reason >> we get morning wood because it's like >> to make sure it works every day. >> Oh, okay. I thought it was to hold your pee. >> Oh, >> that's what that's what my Bible studies teacher told me. >> To hold your pee to block it. >> Yeah. >> So your bladder could >> It's like a reflex. It's like a reflex. >> ████ that. >> You hold it. It >> Yeah. In the middle of the night. >> I always looked at it like a like when you reboot your computer and like everything starts up again. Yeah. [laughter] One is hygiene. >> Yeah. I got to keep it clean. >> Yeah. >> You don't get a UTI or whatever. >> Or or you don't give UTI >> that too. >> Like people sometimes struggle with chronic dry skin there which leads to cracking in the foreskin. >> Cracking. No, I never had >> lotions. You got to put some like a veno on that. >> I never had a dry dick. >> Oh, you know what's >> that bum me out? >> Do you guys you have eczema, right?
8:23 >> Yeah. >> So I have psoriasis and and it's known that like as you get older, your psoriasis will appear on your dick. It's like a >> No way. >> Yeah, it's like a don't thing. I don't have that yet. >> I'm ████ dude. On the penis or >> I I had an eczema attack on my dick. I thought I had an STD. >> Really? >> Yeah. I was so scared. >> Was it itchy? >> Yeah, it was on my dick head and then But I was also having it here, here, here. >> You had STD on your elbow? >> That's not like At least you can tell that. Right. >> That's But then I still got checked cuz I was just like, what's going on with it? Only on your dick. That would be pretty scary. >> That would be scary. >> Yeah. >> How'd you get rid of it? Prayer. Prayer and and uh really >> fasting. >> What' you get rid of? What' you eliminate? >> No, I just didn't eat. >> Wow. >> I just fasted and then I took like it was so bad that I would wake up in the middle of the night in pain cuz it
9:13 ████ hurt so bad, >> dude. >> Yeah. >> But then I don't have anything now. I'm I I could do whatever the ████ I want. I eat ████ chicken and waffles. >> You got psoriasis? >> Yeah. >> You do? You have psoriasis? >> On my scalp. you. I swear it looks great. >> If you look deep enough, you'll see it. Brother, >> you had a nice scalp, dude. >> Stand on top of my head. >> Is it like eczema? >> Bro, my ████ would look cra like I had white polka dots all over my head. >> That's what I got on my head. >> Does it look like patches of like rash patches? >> It looks like circles. Like dry circles. >> I feel like I'm developing it. >> Do I have dry circles? >> It's like opposite chocolate chip, basically. >> Oh, >> you know what I realized I had? I had eczema. on my ████ [laughter] >> That's common I hear. Is it? >> Yeah. >> My buddy has it too cuz he puts birds bees on it. He said that's the only
10:03 thing that >> Burns bees. >> Yeah. >> No, cuz telling me the story cuz [clears throat] like before it would be like uh this started back before I even moved here. >> Maybe you wipe too hard too. >> Maybe. But I was like my ass would start itching, right? And I'm like, "Dude, why is my ████ ass so itchy?" If it feels like I didn't wipe, but I'm clean as ████ I just showered or whatever, right? And I'm like, "What the ████ Why is it so ████ itchy?" And I always want to scratch it. And then uh >> you're going to get swamp ass too. >> And then this maybe after a few months I'm like oh you know what I think it is? This is when we first built our pool in Glendora. I'm like I'm probably that chlorine that salt water or whatever. I'm like maybe cuz that during those days I would just jump in the pool, play around and then just go straight back to work without showering. So in my mind, you know, you always self diagnose. I'm like it's the pool chemicals. I should be rinsing whatever, right? But it wasn't going away. And then I started like really taking creatine. I'm like, is the creatine having a funny effect on
10:54 my ass? And I'm like, I googling it. >> So, I couldn't I couldn't get ████ I couldn't. And then at that time, I was also taking fenugreek with creatine. I was like, is it fenugreek? >> What's that? >> It's like this thing that amplifies like creatine >> and I'm like, it's got to be ████ all these things I'm taking. But it wasn't going away no matter what. So, I went to the dermat the derm and then I I I was avoiding the dermatologist because I kept picturing he would want me to bend over and spread my cheek. Yeah, you do. Go and like show me your ████ ████ right? To show like why it's so itchy. So, I'm like ████ I don't want to do that. >> You're going to be biting your lips. >> But it was so ████ itchy that I was like, "F███, I got to go do it." So, I go to the dermatologist and I explain everything and I was like, "My ████ ████ keeps itching. I don't know what the ████ it is." >> ████ ████ [laughter] And I was like I was like, "Is it the pool? Is it the is it the venue Greek?" And he goes,
11:46 "You have eczema on your ass." And I was like, "Do you need me to bend over to spread my cheeks?" And he goes, "No, I know right away. You have delayed onset eczema." And I was like, "I've never had eczema in my whole life." He goes, "Yeah, that's why I told you you have delayed onset [laughter] eczema. >> Get the ████ out of here." >> Wait, I thought you had some eczema before. No, no. I thought it was it was heat rashes. >> Oh. >> And then so he gave me this cream. Once I put it on, [laughter] it doesn't itch anymore. And I was like, "Oh ████ I have delayed onset eczema, but only on my ass." >> So you do take steroids. >> Now I do. >> Dude, that's the I had the same cream. >> I had cream. >> Yeah. No, because >> you have it on your ass, too? >> No, it psis has the same like thing that it does to your ████ >> Yeah. >> Why does it attack that? I looked it up and I and I thought for some reason
12:37 Google was like, "Oh, you might have worms." >> Oh, cuz that's what it feels like. >> It's like I have worms. So, I went to the freaking Hollywood Walk-in Clinic and I was like, "Hey, I think I have worms." And then this freaking lady doctor who's kind of fine, too. This like Asian ████ fine ass doctor. >> Yeah. Sai Lee doctor. She I had to do that. I had to ████ bend split. >> And she's like, "Nope, you ain't got no worms." >> Yeah. No. She was like, "I don't think it's worms." And she's like, "I do." is like you have psoriasis, it could just be that. So then uh I got that whatever steroid cream, whatever, and it ████ >> gone. And then um at the end of the appointment uh actually before she gave me the medicine, she she goes, "Oh yeah, so I I I noticed like I how's it how's things after ABCDC and everything." >> Oh my, are you ████ kidding? I just spread my ass for this lady. [laughter]
13:27 >> She's a fan. >> So embarrassed, dude. >> And she's voting for you on the show. Yeah, I was so embarrassed because like the I had to literally do the thing that you said you were afraid to do. >> I had I got lucky. I was I had one of those like snobby Persian doctors that think they know everything. >> Oh, I wish I had that. >> So, he was just like, "No, no, no, no. This eczema on the ass. I got the Jamie Chung of doctors." >> That's crazy. And she was willing to be like, "Oh, yeah." So, I [laughter] was laughing. >> Yeah. And then she was like started asking me about poriotics and ████ and I was like what the of all the That's the thing I hate about getting Asian in anything because there's a slight chance >> they're going to know. >> Especially if they're like your age >> and they're going to tell you after they see your ass. >> Yeah. After I went like this, I said I think I have worms. [laughter] >> God, dude. She's definitely somewhere out there violating the client privilege thing and telling everyone I said that. [snorts] >> She's like, he has a real cute butthole.
14:17 What's number four and five? >> Number three, four and five. It really doesn't matter. The only one out of those three that's interesting is penis pride. You got to have pride in it. And it talks about the idea that so many people watch like adult content and then you see these like giant penises that last for like 4 hours during sex and stuff and then so you think that you're what you're doing is subpar and then it gets into your mental cycle of ████ >> But that's not fair. You you can last four hours >> sleeping. Dude, how how long Anthony? >> Four minutes. >> It's easier to be Anthony Lee. How long do you last for, dude? >> 38 seconds. >> Stop joking. >> Stop joking dude. This is a ████ real show. >> Is it my hand or is it or is it like a vagina? >> You're making love, dude. >> Making love. >> You're making love. >> Making love. >> Oh, making love is not that not that hard cuz you're like doing it slow. You're not just >> No, you're you're you're horny and you had some Hennessy. >> Hennessy will make it last longer. >> Yeah. Six hours. >> All right. No. No steroids.
15:08 >> What's your What's your time? What's your best time? >> My best time ever? Really? Not long. >> Best time ever. And it was And but it was good. >> Yeah. >> You actually did the deed. And she came like 12 times. >> Maybe in my 20s, maybe like 34 minutes or some ████ >> 34 champion. >> You're Hey, you're talking [laughter] the whole >> You're ruining my penis pride right now. You're ruining my penis. >> No, but like that's the whole endeavor. >> So that includes like foreplay and stuff like that. >> Okay. >> Yeah, whatever, dude. >> No, but like dude, I'm solid like like 20 to 40 seconds now. And then I got to change positions just in case. >> Wow. >> Don't move. Don't move. [laughter] >> Oh, yeah. I'm really getting this thing. All right. Yeah. Hey, flip over. >> Stop, stop, stop, stop. >> Doing way more exercise, like changing ████ positions just to make sure that I I could like take a breather. >> Hey, that's a compliments to the lady. [laughter] >> Yeah, let's cut this. Huh? Let's get out
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