0:00 [Music] so a guy dies okay how is that what you're going to say i think the beginning of a poem i won't tell you i want clues a bird drowns oh no and the rainbows form no oh it's ████ that's how they think about this he's a he's an elderly man so how did he die fell down the stairs like a ████ bag of sticks is that a real expression hi in his sleep because he's a geezer no he died from covid he was having sex and he died no um that would be the sickest way to go not for her or him but yeah his duvet top three maybe no he died during a
0:50 crucifixion reenactment but the cross ████ went you're close but no he choked on his dentures no his hearing aids exploded is there a reenactment at all he had a heart attack while he was playing santa claus you're all wrong okay civil war maybe he was flying an airplane no he got ████ to death by a bunch of dudes in a gang bang oh my god for real actually that's sad is he a senior citizen is that really the thing yeah he got passed around like a piece of meat damn i ████ to death are you ████ serious dude they wouldn't let up i know you wouldn't let up i don't know if you're serious it says right shut up it sounds like crazy it smells like ████ but no so it was outside that's what it sounds like is this a sex crime or was it was it like name is
1:40 garde okay guardia was found having been ████ to death wait guardia had all these ████ sound like corner terms guard a had an orgy it's a public statement it says that the group of offenders had a case of sugar-free red bull oh dude no way they wouldn't stop going in ████ each other to death all right they didn't stop it because they didn't stop going in on him he just couldn't pull through no chance yeah the ████ wait how old is this dude like 81. he's 70 years old 70. yeah i'm still waiting for that moment where he's like no it was consensual to a point no no no it was a bizarre incident where a bunch of people yeah a bunch of people dragged him into this environment and then yeah real
2:30 article jack in the box has a new sandwich what the ████ are these no so so uh people don't know why he died natural causes probably but there's a sad incident where um two people who found him dead dragged him into a post office to collect his pension oh wait so they did one of those weekend at bernie ████ where they put them on a dolly and they're like yo man and then like he's like that might be worse than yeah ████ somebody's a death man dude i know dude if you just died in mid-coitus you know that's very different than this so they so they wheel-barreled them yeah they did that's so wrong did they go to jail for that wait how how do you get money out of the post office how does that no so what you do is well at the post office where you call it's where you collect the pensions you send it it is america no no no no this this is in ireland in ireland i
3:21 don't know you get the pensions at the post office i thought you they they bring it to your door ████ thing called an envelope so old people gotta leave the house every time and collect the pensions this is some ████ weird ████ man well they don't have postal guys that deliver checks and ████ so the best part is that you have to be present for it and then um they propped him up against the counter and told steph that he was here and asked the pension did they prop him up did they prop him up and then they ████ played his ████ [Music] man yeah give me my attention you filthy animal it's from the 90s one to ten but it's ████ in ireland so they're like oh my gosh oh he sounds weird he doesn't
4:12 sound like us it's just a little bit hard huh a little bit hard give me my pot of gold he sounds like an american looks like a real gang break better manner another one ████ her death oh my goodness another one placed the dust that's happening i'm not here in dublin what happened to my dubliners must have been a case of sugar free red bull it's what motivates them it's crazy so yes they're looking into you know whether any criminal offense was carried out obviously yes it was but they're looking into it they have to make sure that they can happen yeah um but yeah they they the men come in and they say they want to collect uh a pension for a relative and then they go hey this person has to be here for that and then
5:02 the boys are like they both look they don't come let's just let's do this together so it says staff explained the person had to be present for that and the boys go are you up do you have to do straight faces the boys go oh you're thinking what i'm thinking are you thinking what i'm thinking it should be a new marshmallow and the lucky charm [Laughter] let's taste the rainbow so then they they they brought him back there brought him up against the counter and then ask the same question can we get the pension were they like what the ████ he's a dead man he's all blue and ████ just rigor mortis they said it was the weight of equivalent of holding a sack of four potatoes of four sacks of potatoes
5:55 just keeping him holding it all over yeah yeah he's just ████ wobbling he's in the middle dude did they try to make him look alive or were they like he was dead like this okay we're ready for the pension now we're ready to go you know just ████ put some shades on him hey draw eyes on his eyelids it's covered they have ████ face masks oh yeah see what's it jesus that's so ridiculous that is ████ wild dude they just dragged this ass out you know there's a lot of senior crimes like that where um they keep the dead peop the dead old folks inside of the house when someone finds out and then they start they keep collecting their ████ money oh yeah yeah free retirement free yeah
6:45 it's a pretty sick way a lot of them yeah they just don't tell the government when they die it's happening right now yeah dude there's a lot of elder abuse cases though where like you know if if you're like a frail older woman or like man or whatever and you're like incontinent kind of but then somebody is the executor of your estate did you say incontinent incontinent yeah like where you can't not ████ yeah oh and you have to it's like it's up to your bowels and not you but yeah there's somebody who's like the um the person who like administers your estate and they have control and so like they can write checks for you oh yeah that's true all kinds of ████ for you it's like what happened with brittany right so yeah free brittany was like exactly that kind of ████ so people have a lot of beef with this kind of practice yeah not even with dead elders but like people that are just old and then they'll be like don't worry
7:35 i'll take care of everything for you or not even they don't have relatives or whatever they they become power attorney they they can ████ that's like what happens at the care homes yeah when they're like that's some of the nurses or whatever they just jack your ████ they just start jacking up exactly yeah it's wild man that's really ████ up dude elder crime is like a huge it's a huge one dude look at the asian hate ████ it's all elder crime it's all elder kind there's not even one person who's not older in the videos it blows my mind how many people just want to beat the ████ out of a grandma or grandpa yeah that's insane when i see them it's like it's like a child or like a duck like i don't look at a duck and want to choke the ████ out of it you just want to eat it but it's easy prey i guess 20 favorite foods they don't want a challenge especially if you see like an old asian duck oh yeah that looks
8:25 pecking hey queen duck don't want to be gendered oh yeah of course of course yeah that sucks are there pig pancake ducks i shouldn't ask you i'm sorry i mean are there pecking ducks before they're i don't know cookies i shouldn't ask a group of dancers this question pre-king duck i ████ up do you think do you think do you think maybe people are like uh who who assault elders they got ████ up in their head because they're gonna assault somebody anyway so then they're actually thinking that's like the least damaged cause because if you assault an elder it's like they've already lived life and they're being empathetic towards they're not logical who's going to hit me back the jury doesn't give a ████ if you're watching it get knocked out it doesn't even look premeditated it's like an immediate attack it looks like a ████ mountain lion and a bunny like you'll see a dude just with his headphones on just dancing or like listening to music
9:16 and it just it's like a second they just go straight without even thinking twice you ever see those like released cam footages of like a nursing home and like the people that work there just like stealing money from all the people it's like really common and they know how to like hurt them and like they'll they'll be very negligent so they'll fall off the bed and be like yeah i don't give a ████ or they won't like clean their like uh like diapers sometimes or yeah they're poop or they can give them pills they have bed sores make them pass out take the ████ all the time they don't turn them like there's all these there's always cases like that especially nursing on themselves yeah they can't even like articulate what's happening and the relatives don't even come that much right that's why they know and they know if you if you if you become a parent right you better be ████ dope to your kids because that's probably going to be my dad alone in a ████ nursing home with
10:07 nobody visiting him and it's like a lot of these people ████ what happened to where your parents were your own kids don't want to ████ visit your ass can i ask you this insensitive question what would you have to do to get you to visit him in the in the nursing home like at this point to make up for lost time it's a good question if is his mind gone uh no no like for reparation yeah what are you gonna do how would you have to turn the car backwards to me what he solves the afghanistan conflict somehow like what is he going to do ukraine and russia are a buddy i think he has to one um at least recognize the things that he's done because oh you weren't here but i did a whole video where um i had a last talk with him recently and he um i ████ blew up on him because he was trying to evangelize me and try to preach the word of god and i'm like you ████ hypocrite like one of the reasons why i
10:57 don't go to church anymore is used to beat my ass and said when i said i had too much jesus in my life so i'm like i felt the violence of god through you and he goes i never hit you that's ████ crazy so then he gas lit me on all the and i was like dude i got beat multiple times he goes me i'm not that's that's a different person like i never beat anybody in my life i'm a peaceful person by a random asian guy right that he literally said that he's like it sounds like you got beat by someone else someone else and i'm like what other adult would hit me he's like don't asians look very similar don't we all look alike like ditching out that way he's like oh my gosh shows a picture of his brother he's like save the crazy he's like come on your uncle yeah he's like it must have been you must be ████ with your memory man that's ████ he's crazy right
11:47 so straight narcissist psychopath right to try to pass that off is not like all right i was like you ████ think about this and don't call me back until you you know you think this through because i was like even if you don't remember i was like there has to be an ounce of guilt or or feelings about it and he goes how can you blame a man that doesn't remember that's what you oh wow that's too fast that's too fast yeah and i said okay well you could think about it or else we're not gonna talk and you're not gonna have any communication with me and then he goes okay i'll think about it calls you back still don't remember man
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