0:00 imagine if there was internet when ant Frank was was around like dude ant Frank is overrated like Joe would be like why are they listening to her she's just some young girl who gives a she didn't even do anything she didn't do anything she didn't do anything she just wrote a diary who gives a I could write a diary should even understand [Music] Plastics anybody hear anything about Hunter B guilty he's in trouble so what is it that he's in trouble for out of the things that are like gun charges was it like Coke or some ████ I feel like it's not going to be the ones that we wanted to be yeah this just gun charges and it's not the real ████ gun charges to the point where he probably won't even go to prison or anything what why would he it's a stupid thing it's like hey you didn't check this box on the Forum kind of yo it's crazy to me that like when you're a president your whole
0:51 family gets targeted like they drag everybody like politics is dirty D yeah but on the other side about it when you're in politics or when you're BS the president you do a bunch of other ████ that lines your pockets with hell of money yeah yeah everyone's getting paid I also don't even think Hunter got targeted I think he's out there doing crazy ████ there's dude didn't we see a picture of him with his dick out and he's like smoking mess smoke smoking Coke hookers all that who took the picture of him sleeping with a crack pipe in his mouth that's what I want to know that's some crazy ████ it's probably timer yeah so he's got he's got uh his convictions for three F that's trying to be a influencer dude trying to like caught me sleeping Bae caught me sleeping dude trying to get a backwood sponsorship he like you think he looks kind of cute he's like I think I kind of look cute with a crack pipe in my mouth with my eyes closed hang out I just want
1:41 to document it he's like I'm going to break the internet dude thought cute might delete later so jurors found Hunter Biden guilty on Tuesday after three hours of deliberations over two days in the federal court of Wilmington Delaware the case stemmed from a gun Hunter Biden bought in 2018 while as prosecutors say he was in the throws of a crack cocaine addiction he's convicted of lying on a mandatory gun purchase form by saying he was not illegally using or addicted to drugs and illegally having the gun for 11 days the three counts carry up to 25 years in prison but whether the president's Sun actually serves anytime Beyond bars will be up to the US District Judge marelen Nora he'll be good he'll be fine he'll he's not going to see a ████ no minute behind no
2:31 chance nor should he this s███'s corny as ████ bro but I I think the scrutiny is that like of all the things that should be investigated all the ████ well they they confirmed the hunter Biden laptops real and there's a bunch of ████ on there that won you know it's like a lot of business dealings with other countries that's what I'm saying is like he clearly got like 3 mil from Ukraine and I was like why don't they investigate that there's like definitely phah violations going on where he's like a he's not registered as a foreign agent but he's acting as one although there is a case that's going to get brought up in California about that so we'll see really yeah what about the whole cocaine in the White House they never pinned it on it oh yeah they found the whole bag they spped under the rug right I love that they just stopped checking like they just quit it they're like we're not going to find anybody well they're probably just like exactly there's like
3:21 too many everyone's doing it even then imagine you're president and you can't do cocaine in your own house I think that's whack it's the White House I I like to imagine they're like doing an actual investigation who cocaine is the president's like a ████ that's mine they're like all ████ drop it like exactly at least blame it on someone the chef did it yeah yeah like the housem made or yeah but what do they like the chef fire the maid blame it on someone so at least the people feel satisfied nobody will believe it anyway everyone wants to think the worst thing about whoever's in there anyway or maybe they're just about to do something way crazier more ████ up to our country so they're like hey let's let's uh uh keep them busy with cocaine in the white is there was there ever a time in history where a president was actually loved by everyone yeah Grover Cleveland everyone loved him I feel like Kennedy was loved by everybody except for the
4:12 CIA and a Nixon Administration Yeah Yeah well yeah well Nixon was even cool to him though like they had just talked apparently a couple weeks prior to uh him D cuz he was telling him goodbye well they were both in the same country at the same time I didn't even know this ████ so recently a lot of minorities like Bill Clinton yeah there you go I think goes way further back so let's start with the first one you everyone like George Washington no yeah not the slaves so no one liked him no president was like that by everybody I don't think so I think that that defeats a purpose of like voting someone in oh cuz you're supposed to vote right which means you don't like this guy you like this guy yeah people hated Abraham Lincoln yeah but I feel like every day I talk to yeah he split the nation every every time top topics of politics comes up they can't wait to be like do you see ████ Joe Biden stuttering on the TV the other day ████ himself at Normandy yeah yeah
5:03 everyone keep saying that even the the fluctuation of who hates who like that even if everyone loved you when you gained office you're not going to sustain that no there's no way look at George W after 911 he had 92% approval rating or whatever he was like the most hated man in America like 9 months later and then he was like now watch his drive that video I he's actually very funny that's what made him my favorite he's such a goofy guy there's a compil my favorite there's a compilation of him ████ up speeches it's the best D pretty rough is there even record of anyone ever that everyone loves like let me see most liked I think in ret Frank I think in retrospect people will say ████ about John F Kennedy and be like oh he was the greatest this and that but that's cuz he
5:53 was a martyr he died all this stuff right yeah but during that time we weren't alive yeah I bet you a lot of ████ people for sure yeah I don't even know if there's mayors that Everyone likes imagine if there was internet when Aunt Frank was was around like dude an Frank is overrated like someone would post her location all she's doing is do this for clown Joe would be like why are they listening to her she's just some young girl who gives a ████ she didn't even do anything she didn't do anything didn't do anything she wrote a diary who gives a I could write a diary she even understand Plastics maybe Franklin D Roosevelt FD after the war yeah or during the War I like Teddy like more than Freddy Teddy's kind of I think I think Teddy's a badass you know Teddy had a black Bel in Judo yeah really he was trained by um Kimura that F would go to like the Amazon and
6:43 just oh but then you know what's funny there is if you have to look at the stat of like at a time when a president did have like massive favoritism there was also a large amount of people that couldn't vote oh that's true it's kind of FL that's true there's a catch there I like what he represented what are you talking about like he's the kind of president that will actually go into war with if if he goes to war like like he's hgo himself yeah like dude he would have ████ boxing matches at the White House where he would box people that's pretty cool like he was a part of the Rough Riders like he was the that Texas Union no he wasn't with DMX was he also was he also the one that um started protecting all the national parks or who was that one who started that whole it might be him it yeah cuz he L hiking he would go to the Amazon and just go for expeditions and stuff that's pretty
7:34 crazy especially back then that's he kind of the coolest one I think dude imagine you're you're you're the first president when women can vote and like you're like you're talking to your guys and you're like so this will be interesting huh like how are we going to do like women never have voted before you think they're nervous do they like us like I never had to even talk to a woman like like campaign he's just like ████ like me dude watch there you go num yeah yeah and apparently Hunter Hunter Biden is dropping the lawsuit against Rudy G Jani julani juliani what was his lwuit did you see that fo's mug shot about the laptop I think Rudy giuliani's mug shot he just looks ████ like Fire Marshall Bill yeah man you're like ever since I thought New York liked them cuz I thought I thought he cleaned up New York that porat movie destroyed him he was about to get that job damn
8:26 dude he's about to get it's crazy how that actually went down dude yeah that's a rough this is real and then after that people started posting pictures of his like his bottom teeth you're like dude have you seen Rudy juliani's bottom teeth what's up with his bottom teeth check it out look it up what does it look like got knocked out worse than knocked out like his teeth just look really jacked up and you're like oh he was hiding that this whole time it's funnier because it's a googleable thing so he pops up the second I put I don't know why does he get D it was like a news story that everybody was like dude he looks like ████ I remember during one of the con one of the whatever the ████ the baits he had like fake looking teeth oh yeah like real like big Chompers yeah big Chompers yeah I would get some you got veneers they're falling out of his mouth oh yeah that's pretty wild whoa oh I had no idea the top look good
9:16 though it's probably veneers that what is going on down there he's smoking crack with I have no idea holy ████ like a like a pipe organ that fell off a truck you think Hunter Biden saw the teeth and he's like brother my brother my bad he's like he can't suffer anymore than that damn how does that feel to like use probably not that well dude he's eating yogurt and ████ kind cheese Activia he's eating tons of Activia man people like priorities huh he's like trying to do bigger things I guess would you trust a guy like that to like run yeah because I would think he's he's really using his time on other ████ like I'm running the country or I'm running the ████ State you're like oh man it's your job's hard yeah I get it you have no time for yourself I wouldn't want a Gavin Nome to put his ████
10:07 Beauty before everything I I I love catching a guy wanting a ████ too there's something funny about that cuz and he's just laid on a bed just getting ready you think about it we all want one like is that really the most crazy thing to watch someone it's like oh did you just guys see Rudy yeah he was trying to get a blow drop what a pig oh God I would have been popped down there too the idle judgment that's what I say I'd have been ████ taking my pants down and ████ he's like he's married right he's he's married oh is that what it is I don't know I figured he was married don't you have to be married but it is crazy to see how crazy it flipped from like the interview to be like you want your dick sucked and he's like no questions asked I kind of do damn yeah he he was he's married I mean that's crazy just to it's crazy to do
10:57 that I mean yeah that is normal but like when you're on the radar already and you're still willing to like oh no no now now no longer married there it is that might have happened since the Borat movie damn that's crazy they got him bad dude but people are always down to party man but that's crazy to be exposed on the Borat movie yeah on Amazon Prime dude Peak pandemic everyone's at home well that's how I would say That's How common you know how like a criminal gets too comfortable doing the ████ that they do right how common that's they're just ████ in the white house all day long and like you know you got political groupies I get it if it's project Veritas but this a Borat movie bro or that's how genius Sasha is and how he can actually get ████ done yeah they got
11:47 his ass cuz I was like if they couldn't pull that off what were they going to do yeah what's the big finale I would have been like all right well is she not going to suck it are you going to suck it cuz I'm hard yeah and then he would have to okay very nice said my back hole is much tighter I will suck he would play gay chicken like nobody else yeah yeah yeah yeah I think he would probably win he might you know the Bruno movie where like he got Paul Abdul to sit on those Mexicans she was she was talking about that and she said that she really didn't know yeah she didn't know that was Bor no she didn't know anything they didn't know until way later someone until the movie came out yeah someone was like yo you're in the movie and then she was like what she remembered all she remembered that it was really awkward and she left but I said it was one of those things where like the publicist just told her they tricked the publicist so the publicist just brought her there
12:37 and was like all you got to do is do this thing real quick and then you know they don't care they just like push you here and there and then she I think fired that publicist and that was it wow yeah you just call her Paula I know you call her Paula ABD to us but you just go Paul I was with Paula she's telling me you guys remember the Bruno movie yeah yeah Paul's telling me all about it h [Music]
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