0:00 you got a little bruise on your knee after wiping out what the ████ well I mean last night one hey chest out curl then roll four five six seven eight [Music] welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys where we have subin so hey you just got in a motorcycle accident yeah tell us about it okay so I'm going up Lower Canyon and then I'm just taking my time usually I speed up I was taking my time and there was a car on my ass the whole time and I was like you know what I'm gonna let this car pass because at the light I can still pass him so I'm not even worried
0:51 so I get up there in the front and I could tell before the lights turned green the guy behind me he's doing that you know like trying to pinch forward so I'm on the bike like oh I won't take this food like no problem so why would they do that doesn't you know it bites way faster yeah but I don't know I was taking my sweet time I guess but like it turns green I flirt I'm going down the hill and I see his I see his light just right next to mines because you know it's one light and you can his life was just I was just I already knew that he's on my butt he's Armenian I don't know only Armenians drive like that trying to ████ beat a motorcycle I didn't say that what kind of car did he have no what kind of car did he have a Fiat it was a Lexus orange I have it on video but I was like I was flooring it I was I was going and I was going I was like yo
1:41 I'm carving real nice right now and I could but he's still on my butt so I was kind of terrified so I was like you know what let me let me let me punch it up real quick as soon as I punch it up I see a water going down the uh the road I was in and it was like a level it was a crack floor so I was like oh buddy uh God damn it instead of craving and I mean cranking it right right away I just try to go forward and then slowly turn but soon as I went for a slow turn the bike just went right under me oh because the wet tires yeah it was wet tires bunny hopping like a ████ regular basket yeah you didn't try so so I was wearing shorts that day I can't but dude I went under and then my knees oh and I want these but thankfully for a full face helmet I went I went helmet
2:32 first I went chest and I went did your T-shirt get ripped up no you're pretty clean for someone who ████ got were you wearing like body armor no it was just this and shorts no Road Rash bro how did that's it that's it how about your how good was your chest how come this didn't get ████ up is that Hawaii on my chest baby no Road Rash what the ████ it was crazy because I never thought this day would happen like that so I went under it on a bicycle it was a motorcycle [Music] so I hit the floor but soon as I hit my face I went I rolled over it and then I got up and I was like yo what the ████ just happened so I went to get my bike the guy who's behind me comes up next man goes like you stupid ████ Armenian I don't know I didn't look at him what did he sound like to you sounded like a
3:23 white dude they say you stupid ████ bro no he's like you're stupid ████ and then drove off but that made me so yeah that made me so mad I got on the bike tried to look for him yeah I would too did you find them but I took a picture of his uh car was it a different car that called you a stupid ████ no no same car a different car orange Lexus ████ idiot same same car he got his plate I got the plate though oh the SUV it was SUV so what if you uh what if a person watching was able to run that plate and they on the comments they docked that guy's address would you go I'm going [Laughter] hey you stupid ████ dude just to say stupid he's still on the motorcycle at the door boom but I know
4:13 him going down Hollywood there so and I'm gonna always look for that ████ car when I ride and drive I'ma look for him damn yeah you shouldn't be just yelling at people yeah but what if you to look at the Hollywood sign and it's not like an actual local and I hope it's plane crash oh yeah you're right you're never gonna see them again it blew my mind because I thought he was gonna at least come out and ask a girl real buddy yeah if you see someone crash but we're not in Hawaii though see that's the whole culture thing we're in L.A that really pissed me off but I still thought that you would have like human decency they don't give a ████ that's what happened to me when I think he's hit or miss when I was riding the ████ I used to ride this uh one wheel not one with the solo wheel you know that ████ it goes super ████ fast like a unicycle I used to ride that around my neighborhood and then uh I caught off this dude and he started ████ with me on the road and then uh the thing ran
5:04 out of battery and I felt like a like when you fall on those things and they shut off you tumble like crazy it just turns off yeah wow and then he came up next to me and goes what happened you ████ up and he drove off people are so annoying so rude yeah it just blew my mind I was like wow we really live in this world I feel like in LA when you see people with car trouble you go I hope they make it yeah but even that's nice versus idiot yeah that's another level dude but then I would probably be like that too sometimes yeah I'm gonna be honest I think it's just Karma because I'm the guy to roll down the window you ████ dumbass just drive away if he's slow I'll be like you ████ snow out oh he has so many videos of him doing that to people you take videos of yourself yelling at me because he got the GoPro on his bike oh yeah ████ cell phone being like I
5:56 like how you do that to people and you're like oh the decay of society yeah when it happens to you hey right here I got you guys I got you guys this one you guys are gonna like this one this one that's him in the movie theaters wow you did a too much wheelie what he's right back up yeah a little bit of bite how the ████ do you go through so many Falls and not break anything and ████ yourself up all right this is the last one this one took me out that's too ████ scary bro what ████ oh oh baby hey can you send us those videos so we can play them here oh yeah if that's okay that's okay with you guys yeah ah
6:47 ████ dude that's why that's why it's a spelling there dude how many times do you crash in for someone that crashes as much as you do you're not ████ up your body's not doesn't look ████ up he's emotionally hurt you got a little bruise on your knee after wiping out what the ████ well I mean last night one hey chest out curl then roll four five six seven eight those slip outs though are pretty are pretty good like this when the bike slips out from water yeah like I didn't get have a scratch when that happened to me yeah it's just like it's like a one motion thing it goes like this the thing that ████ you up most is a high side fall the one where it goes like that's where you get okay so how many times have you crashed on your motorcycle or like hit something where
7:37 you've fallen off like unintentionally because I'm sure you do tricks and ████ well unintentionally it was probably just too unintended oh three no Okay so yesterday in these two [Laughter] like I would see him around school ████ crazy he's doing wheelies on like like actual streets in between cars and s███████ this was like even like on last Sunday we were at the ████ uh Melrose market and then um me and my friend were walking along like just in the market all of a sudden you just hear a ring and then everyone in the Market's like who the ████ is that and it's way outside on Fairfax over the wall and everyone stopped to turn and then my buddy goes I think that's stupid
8:27 and then he gets to the market like six hours later he's all yeah that was me oh I know they're there that's why I did it I don't want to just do it yeah I mean like I didn't want to just do it in the neighborhood I would never do that when your bike flies like that it still works yeah because of the K you got stuck it flies off ████ hits all these cars and you're like whoops he just goes oh man my shoulder was gone so glad you have a GoPro dude is that cages like this whoa you are a lucky ████ dude how many lives you got you cat you're like pushing boots and ████ you know what's funny the the ironic Boots the irony of this all is that motorcycles saved his life oh yeah
9:18 getting into motorcycling it did it did how from a life of drugs no no it's just uh uh I thought I had like I saw something on my dick one time I don't know no I don't care I'm serious like look back what'd you see a birthmark no it's like a boil yeah I'm gonna tell you guys right now so growing up I was so my mentality was like so go go go I was never into my feelings or deep thought mindset because I was so young but for some reason I was just like I'm a shower let's just see you know let's just clean down there one time and I saw it when I was like you never cleaned your dick before no I did clean my dick man haha but I never stand out my own dick for that long you know what I'm saying so today's video is brought to you by Lumi living in Hawaii I've been much more conscious of my body Organics okay
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11:52 use the code OTR so one time I saw it and I was like I got AIDS yeah yeah I was just like what is this pimple no I was like good for you what is this pimple so it was the first time I was like okay let me just look it up that's where I messed up Google Google the herpes you might have HIV or Aids or herpes go to a doctor and I was like down in Chinese but I never had a health insurance or anything like that so I was like dude I can't go too doctor my life is over yeah so that's when I fell into a depression State I was like dang I have STDs my life is done I'm gonna die tomorrow and you found out that you just had a dirty dick and a pimple so I told myself you know what I want to kill myself this is how I want to go out
12:42 because I have STDs so I was like you know what I'm gonna kill myself like this is my herpes bro it's like one out of five so like you know straight line there was no other options for me my wife was like all right guys see this is ████ embarrassing I'm Asian too this is whacked I'm gonna die here we go this is how I'm gonna die why is the Asian a negative thing because Asians are supposed to be good smart school not have STDs yeah but I was just like yo so you know what I was stuck in a car hell into my feelings stressing out anxiety and I see a guy in a motorcycle moving his head having fun and I was like that's how I'm gonna go out so I bought a motorcycle ████ bro but I was like I'm gonna go into debt because I'm not gonna be paying it anyways yeah ████ it which motorcycle did you get oh CBR 250. Ryan helped me buy that one oh that's a good beginner yeah you're helping him with
13:32 the suicide I assisted him did you did you working over here did you know he had a pimple on his penis I didn't know that he was going through any of this at the time until later why didn't you shoot why did you get 1000 so you could die fast because I need to learn how to ride so I can hit a nice streak you know what I'm saying so I think his life Works in a straight line straight line okay see see I had a Honda Rebel you could have bought mine I sold it hey I didn't even know you guys yeah it was nice tell me Brian didn't help but yo so I got on the motorcycle and I was like this is it this is what's gonna happen as soon as I got on the freeway I was like holy crap this is fun oh my God this is joyful you know what I'm gonna live because I love doing this and I'm gonna keep doing it so the bike help me thanks bro yeah they decided not to die never fixed your dick oh so I went I was like dude I'm a dumbass why don't I just go to the hospital so I got on my bike and I went
14:23 to the hospital because the bike didn't save his life yeah wow so I went to the I went to the hospital and the doctor was just like let me see your dick it's not like an alley or something pass and I was like this is here we go and you just bro you just gotta wash your dick make sure to dry well what's the pimple from it's just dirty it was just dirty I mean no it's just like because I was dancing a lot it was just sweat oh rubbing so like a follicle got something you don't be funny if this pulls a virgin and then he's all like this is what I got herpes it's funny because I remember you when he had asked me like he called me and he was like yo you ever get like something on your dick and like he was asking so seriously like
15:14 I'm not used to him being that serious yeah I was like dog it's probably nothing yeah and like I was like yeah it happened to me before like I thought I had something going on I went to a doctor and doctor was like that's nothing and he was like for real for real that happened to you like he was like mad serious I was asking because I don't know I'm about to kill myself for this damn but I didn't know it was that far until you were gonna ████ die off most people do trip the ████ out I forgot what it was Geo uh could have sworn she had ████ parasites or some ████ yeah it got in her brain oh that ████ or like ████ or uh or ████ worms or something she thought something crazy happened and then so I was like it's probably not then she goes no I don't feel right whatever it's with I'm going to Garfield Medical Center and we go into the uh emergency room she got a tapeworm yeah the doctor comes out she'll go the doctor's like have you
16:04 been eating stuff off the floor I'm just like no he goes have you been eating your dogs Kaka and then she was like no he goes then you don't have anything are you the doctor and that's when Bart slips him 300 bucks and the funny thing is the process is so crazy like you go there you fill out all this paperwork insurance this like 30 pages then she strips gets in the ████ gown the kind that you have to tie and then she goes over here in and out blood pressure ████ stethoscope ████ like a whole hour right and she's like oh my God ████ I know I got ████ worms or like parasites or some ████ and the doctor just comes in it's like have you been eating your dog's caca she's like no
16:54 WebMD ████ you up dude for any medical thing dude and I was always a guy being like you're depressed well stop it don't get depressed loser and then walk away let's get out of here so when it was my time to be like all fertile and scared and yeah but I didn't know how to ask people or I don't know how to express it yeah so I had no other ways of doing it I was like you know what I'm gonna ask Ryan yo he has something on your dick I don't know how to do it that's why you know dude that was demanding up for you that's taking a friend about you you almost killed yourself for a pimple almost ain't that crazy dude but remember the Bible I was like yo this ████ man I gotta live again you know how you gotta try to be a police officer you should be on a bike
17:44 yeah you should try to get like into like one of those bike units or whatever that'd be tight no that's just doing wheelies and ████ yeah the the guy said if you do make it to uh sheriff and if you don't want to do it just transfer to CHP oh try to bike all day and they got ████ an AR in the back yeah that's pretty cool quiet as ████ holy ████ this guy's chasing orange Lexus I finally got you ████ it's the wrong one it's like slow because you can't read the license plate you're like oh ████ I can't see it picture's too blurry four or five I think you'll make it dude
18:38 you could learn that was the most intense lighthearted uh suicide story I've ever heard yeah yeah yeah but I don't really talk about it but you know it was just funny well thanks for sharing yeah thanks for sharing yeah because then people that are watching are probably like man I was gonna ████ blow my brains out for the same reason but think for thanks for sub and sharing that story now they're not gonna blow their ████ brain watch motorcycle sales go through the roof to the Cure depression dude it does feel crazy though when you ride because like it was the first time when I saw because I mean it's so different like you're going the same speed as a car but the street um lines it looks like Star Wars yeah it goes yeah that's you know like what I'm talking about like the yeah the the when there's like the it looks like Star Wars lights that are just like like you're going into ████ hyper speed yeah but you're only going like 40 miles per hour
19:28 it's because you maybe you normally don't see that much of the road oh yeah when I write a a bicycle on the road I'm like this is too fast this ████ it's not the same sorry sir I know so can you imagine a motorcycle yeah yeah a motorcycle I'd be like I can only do 30 miles an hour you know what I remember your scooter I was so scared yeah he was a little scared I brought the scooter here one day and he was like I think I'm good you know what I like about what you did though I feel like that's kind of like the theory of like if you're depressed that just means your life's not fun enough so do more fun ████ like that's the only way it's gonna get your life out of a bad place pulling yourself out of it yeah if you're all sad and ████ go do the next fun thing that's what yeah that's true I've never really seen anyone depressed on a zip line right I never seen anyone just sad hanging
20:20 down like this what about those those big people that get stuck halfway well continue to be depressed because now you know what you got to work on your way yeah but actually when you're fat you go faster it's more fun so just scared but yeah I like that the formula is like if you're sad do something happy you're like oh ████ yeah I feel like they're just stuck in up or do new ████ new ████ the new ████ exactly you're stuck in a pocket once you step out of it one time dude it could break that Circle I think so I've never seen a depressed person on a bumper car yeah yeah I think a bumper car is a pretty good cure for depression um bumper cars Ziploc where this is going yeah we're out what else dude we can make a company laser tag bumper cars with the Taliban we cure depression yeah
21:10 instead of going to a therapist we literally have you come in act like remember therapist but we just take you on fun ████ to do yeah wasn't this like the script for Patch Adams yeah but it's not depression it was like fun yeah there was like they're like terminally ill yeah oh ████ I don't know about that one but laughter is the best medicine though yeah I think so it's time to make people laugh and then the person that played Patch Adams is the ultimate sad person yeah the irony yeah but also he should have zip lined more Robin Williams get a motorcycle he owned pugs dude he did you own pugs yeah he must love pugs not a fun fact for you or is that like also is it not a fun fact for you so the pugs weren't enough for him to be happy well he only had one that's the problem you gotta have two we're gonna have at least two bro
22:10 okay
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