0:00 [Music] so who's excited about the jake paul tommy fury fight i'm kind of excited about it i think it's a good fight i'm excited for all paul fights let's go me too can i tell you why i'm kind of excited about it so the last couple of fights jake paul he i think he's been picking his fighters yeah for sure tyron's a little bit smaller yeah he's a former mma champion but he's slightly smaller in stature maybe it doesn't have so much reach is new to boxing uh the one before that ben askren kind of like it not a has been but his boxing is not his forte no you look like the logo damn bro right not like a has been i guess kind of like a loser i guess you know hey a boxer boxer same size same specs or
0:53 whatever and he's the little brother to one of the greatest heavyweights of all time yeah so i feel like he's actually like not just picking a fight that he thinks he could win but i should challenge him he's talking that ████ dude and he's fighting the little brother one of the greatest youtubers of all time oh yeah that's pretty interesting gold versus goat little brother like it's pretty it's pretty intriguing to see how the uh do you really think it's even matching i think so i think it'll be like closer than the last fight give us give us the breakdown fight expert give us the breakdown what you think well what's tommy good at and what's jake good at well tommy the the last fight he had he didn't look that good against a guy who isn't really a good boxer and a good striker so did he win he did win but a lot of people were like i think jake paul's gonna beat this guy up oh ████ really yeah and i kind of think tommy fury might win but now i'm starting to lean towards jake paul actually going to beat
1:44 him up that's how i feel i don't know much about boxing but i mma follow a little bit and i've heard a lot of mma guys obviously tap into these conversations because it's interesting a lot of guys say like we got to stop looking at jake paul like a youtuber and like kind of like a badass amateur he's been he bro honestly he's better than logan dude like when i remember when i saw them both coming up and fighting i was thinking like jake paul could probably knock out logan paul he practices more he's a better boxer than logan was logan a better wrestler is that why you say that why why would you think logan's better well because he started first like he started boxing first and he had he's bigger exactly because i thought i heard logan is a better wrestler in high school oh probably yeah logan plays with his pokemon cards a lot so he can't just busy we got other hobbies but he's capable of evolving into a more mature pokemon and also if you compare if you compare logan paul and jake paul's like records of who they fought yeah jake
2:36 paul has the cooler jake paul isn't lost right yeah he has a cooler name bigger names did they do wasn't there a moment in youtube uh where they hated each other oh really i thought so i thought i saw a documentary where they didn't like each other i think it was just a fake thing because i would like if they fought each other but they were angry have you guys heard the clause though i think there was a clause in the contract that's what we're about to talk about right now with jake paul and tyrone woodley that is tyron woodley isn't allowed to knock jake paul out is that was that true is that confirmed how do you do how do you keep from knocking someone out you just no it's in the contract i've heard that too and then it'll be an automatic dequeue so for example when we watch the tyson versus uh roy jones jr one it's an exhibition fight and it's no knockout yeah if you get if you if there's a knockout it's definitely penalized the other one is steroids i heard uh at that time some of them you could test let me don't i heard
3:26 this last one they didn't test yeah the woodley one hey you think jake paul's on a sauce what's your expert opinion on that since i'm the steroid doctor of the group ah yes yes i've just been in fitness a long time i would love some um we should do that next it's definitely possible that uh woodley and jake were taking something something uh and also in like would they too i think it's definitely possible so this is gonna be uh i'm not accusing either of them because neither of them blaringly trust me if it was blaring i'd be like yeah they problem so so there's gonna be a no uh steroid fight i don't know about the next one but the last one i heard there and who knows right i'm not there are they going to check for it for this one i heard last one they didn't um so i assume this one they would maybe not and also when it comes to mma and more skilled sports even like basketball or something there's a lot of compounds you could take that are peds um steroid just means like fake hormone um and when we think you're like dude
4:16 you're going to look like mark maguire and your head's going to grow but there's a lot of little lance armstrong on a ped you can take a lot of little things that can improve your performance that are illegal um so they can easily be on some epo ████ yeah i use ashwagandha that makes your dick real big oh cool i need ten of those yeah i need some of that too so so i don't want a big dick it's been a great promotion the jake paul has reportedly written a whole heap of different strange clauses into this contract as well really the recent announced fight with tommy fury the contracts dictate everything there's like that's annoying glove ounce size round how many rounds horse hair the pow leather yeah the the material of the gloves and he just leans it towards him because he brings in the money yeah can jake paul hit knock him out though like does it work both ways both oh actually i don't know i don't know as a not fan how do you explain that to the audience if you if
5:06 they see a knockout they're like okay that guy just won and then like no he didn't he lost yeah yeah like ████ that that'll never wash i think the intention is to never even get there well i bet you it's written in that you don't get your money so woodley would never knock him out yeah so i think that's why jake paul can also i mean i don't know if that the clause is true or not but that's why but that's why jake paul can like his his go-to phrase is like this is the biggest fight of your career biggest purse of your career and i think it is like you want 800 g's yeah you can't knock me out at this point why don't we just go ████ watch wwe again see that's the thing right i'd rather watch stone cold the rock at least they're funny because the illusion of a real fight is what people but that's what started with the wwe people used to think that ████ was real we're heading right there it's real to me damn it it's real to me damn so one of the giant rumors that was just going around that just actually got confirmed is not true in the contract but this was pretty ████ funny when i read it is that because and it's also because after the last fight with tyrone
5:57 will be right didn't you have to get a tattoo of yeah was that fake the tattoo kind of looked fake it kind of it didn't get like i think you got a real one okay it wasn't a tattoo i just thought one video in the attack kind of looked fake yeah it looked like sharpie or something i don't think i would do a nice looking tab of that i'd probably go get a present out of it anyway yeah you get something like scripture uh font so do you read it brand new tats do look fake though sometimes they're sharp and this one it says that uh um there are things such as additional money to be paid specifically from jake paul's purse so if fury wins paul actually has to like give him an extra hundred thousand dollars out of his own wallet or some ████ like that um and then if uh if paul wins then uh this was a rumor but tommy fury had to change his last name legally to tommy fumbles that's so stupid i love ideas
6:54 i think if you think you're a badass you do yeah that's true is that he said paul's team is being awkward the contract's been bizarre it was going to go through uh and what they put in the contract with what they put in the contract we'd be here all day i've said yes to everything yes yes yes do what you've got to do because i know jake paul can't beat tommy no matter what he does this is his manager right wow tommy's manager yeah hey then double down dude you don't need fumbles is a little low for the first it says paul himself shared a few shots of the contract on his social media accounts including text that reads if fury's declared the winner of the ballot paul hereby agrees to pay fury five hundred thousand dollars directly from paul's person's additional fighter bonus however if paul's declared the winner of the ballot fury hereby agrees to one commence within 30 days of the conclusion of the bout an application process with the royal courts of justice in the uk to obtain a deed poll legally changing fury's name to tommy fumbles
7:45 and two change within 24 hours of the bout all of his social media accounts to reflect the name and three immediately after about utilizing any tommy fumbles in all forms of media dude if you really think you're gonna win you're like hey dude i'll change my name to tommy ████ holes and i'm saying if you really think you're gonna win you're putting ████ holes versus 500k every time yeah well part of it is he's still getting paid yeah for the other guy i'm sure he's thinking he's like do i even say yes cause this ████ that i'm gonna fight even propose this like part of it is like i'm not gonna sign the ████ ████ jake paul like i respect his negotiating skills that's so funny because 500 g's to him is nothing right so he's giving something where if the other person loses this guy loses all credibility his manhood everything for him if he loses he's like oh here's a couple quarters yeah that's true so he's really setting it up in his
8:35 favor and i think he's he could be like the joker of boxing and the stakes are raised now it's entertaining now we want to watch it the fact that tyron woodley got a tattoo for the sake of trying to get a rematch is crazy yeah so because of the knockout thing and like he can't win yeah that's why i felt the tat was even more fake yeah i'm like oh it's all just part of this year-long marketing skill it could be yeah if you could guarantee me the the fight's ████ real yeah and everything go down i'm down for all this so yeah yeah i want tommy ████ hole yeah i want to watch him because then it does it really does feel like the other day we're all still going to watch it anyway right ████ yeah i am that's what i'm saying like there's nothing else on dude what am i going to watch that's true some of this ████ they're like hey you guys gotta check out the new cop show and i'm like dude they have a new cop show there's always new cop shows dude i was like
9:25 they say they say um in a follow-up article though just to make sure our followers know that it's a rumor or maybe it's not uh said that no it's not in the contract the promoter warren says it's not a contract i'll tell you what i think jake paul is a really good promoter he's very good promoter and he's fun there's no doubt about it it's going to be a lot of fun these two are obviously going to get at each other it's going to be a fun promotion there's no doubt and the reason why i think he's the joker is in this sport of mma and boxing all that stuff everyone's trying to be extra macho right yeah so we're trying to be extra macho but when you have a guy that's the clown and he's like because you're like okay yeah i'll cut my ████ leg off if i lose ████ yeah no no you're going to wear a ████ pink bandana wait what like you should kind of just see all the super macho guys kind of malfunction what do you mean last name to fumbles because it's stuff that they're not even considering yeah like what what that's why i've said the
10:15 whole time before it was cool that this is good for the sport i've said it the whole time people you know the david sews on the table they're like this is disrespectful to the ████ sport oh ████ off but you need a little bit of that you need it but david's so super credible what that says i got love sandwiches right yeah david sandwiches david ████ hole you
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