0:00 Bart did they teach you why there's a drummer guy back then yeah it was so they can March and beat and stuff and they know what's like pull the weapons like load weapons so they could die to music it's different trying to stay in Rhythm I see is there another reason for the drum guy that you that you had in mind no I just always thought about it I'm like you're letting everybody know where [Laughter] [Music] are welcome back everybody to another Super exhilarating episode of The Care boys and today we have a very special guest we have Kristen finina right here chist wait she's over there oh she's the pigment was so similar I didn't see it that's Steve to Steve welcome back Steve T shout out hasawa you Pizza of ████ all right um let's just get right
0:52 into it so everybody knows World War II is totally about to happen we're breaking the news here right now World War I is totally happening yes wow no I was trying to ride on your train oh how' you read his energy he was like oh I can't wait Bart just I know what stock Bart just bought the question Ison what's what's in your what's in your and the battle is being fought on American soil by the way none of that and scary non-scary stuff right like Red Dawn yeah but what's in youring go bag what is in your disaster bag what's prepped for World War II on on us soil three flashlights W for sure yeah # ad Kazumi what else do you do should we add probably some Lu then if we're doing three fleshlights you guys are creative probably some laundry detergent if you're going to have three
1:43 flashlights a lot of soap got to clean those things paper towels well you have three so you might have to clean them for a minute yeah I think the whole bag's filled electrolytes just in case you get tired I don't like carrying bags oh so what are you going to you're just going to just hold two going alone no but seriously though wait did that Civil War movie come out yet or it came out no you guys watched it no I haven't cuz that's probably the best prediction I mean uh depiction of what would happen right that's what that movie is about what would happen what's it called Civil War hipster Red Dawn oh that'd be fun but it is by 824 so the idea of it supposed to be pretty mature and like very philosophical right I think it's what is it is it California and Texas teaming up that did make sense to me I think they're it's supposed to
2:33 obviously not make sense because if they make it too real it's too real oh wait you watched it no no but I heard about that I saw a map a I saw a ████ Map There's no way California Texas team but that's that's the whole point of it clearly being a holwood thing yeah but I can't suspend disbelief like that yeah like that's that's too crazy cuz now I'm watching ████ like they might as well have ████ dragons now cuz that's crazy be a more likely uh partnership for California and what California like Maine yeah leftover state California Washington Oregon I think we're losing dud I think for sure West Coast they had very similar Vibe similar philosophy I would say probably like Nevada Arizona New Mexico they're not going to join the the West Coast B you're going to love this I heard that in the movie there's a
3:23 chick with blue hair and she's got she's a sniper shut up I swear shut up dude yeah apparently she's like really good she shooting Alpha dudes yeah I'm sure I'm sure those guys are too stupid to to shoot guns it's even worse if it's a go bag that we're all contributing to like there's one survival kit and we each get to contribute one thing so you mean that's exactly what we're going to talk about right now one big JK go bar gave us three fleslight thanks we'll take up a lot of space so maybe we should do the fleslight that's already 10% of the space yeah no don't start over so seriously right well in seriousness if it was one big one I do think at least three would be a good idea like one would be weird right yeah yeah well what if we got one that has two sides to it so then we don't two for that's more efficient so we're talking about like let's say we need a prep one here in
4:15 case we're doing one of those Marathon filming and yeah like if it happened while we're here right now okay so for sure so I'll go Basics first water canned food so maybe like 10 gallons of water this bag it's going to be a big ass bag he's carrying the water a ton of ████ canned food and then walkie-talkies cuz you need coms so that's three three is very important do we even have coms here no but we need to get them if we're going to get some walkies can you order some walkies I got some and then a ████ ton of ammo cuz then with ammo you can steal everything else you need ammo but no guns true yeah n just the ammo man yeah just ammo just throw it at them I have bullets watch out we want metadata here we want specific what kind no caned food covers it what the hell is what what in the canned food what is it carbano beans spam we got to do spam less sodium spam's good less sodium it's
5:06 all condensed milk we got to have some condensed milk honestly that might be actually kind of smart huh dude condensed milk with the Fleshlight that tastes Prett good dud that's gay that's gay dude why would you say that just wait put some ammo on top freaking delicious I think it's kind of a good idea probably bandages we probably need some bandages bandages yeah no strips get our sleep bandag cuz how are we going to fight the the the Civil War if we we're not well rested you know we got to make sure we get our mouth tape in that's true we need some rope we always need some rope some rope is good I don't know why but you always need rope yeah you always do bow and arrows get the ████ out of here colen okay K be be that person dude take her 15 minutes to shoot a guy that's not true you only need the arrows we're going ammo only hey man we're on the same team have
5:57 you ever fired an arrow yeah oh okay well there are you good yeah I'm pretty decent it's hard though recurve how many articles you have written about your Championship bow arrow things exactly zero you probably want to pack yu-- cards yo nothing Keeps Us safer than that but one of my neighbors I drove by their uh garage and uh they have a giant ████ bat no ████ probably 6 7 ft wide and like 10 ft tall in the garage and it makes me think that's some sort of like water Reserve or some ████ so I'm like dude how prepared is this ████ neighbor and I drive by all the time but then also makes me go dude I need to ████ step my game up yeah I'm not prepared at all does anyone have anything prepared like actually that's pretty cool that's a
6:48 sick plug my uncle like picks up all the casings at at the range after he's done and he remakes ammo he's not married he had no kids makes sense a figure what what would you do with your Eagle Scout knowledge what would you do you think dang um I would definitely have a first aid kit I would definitely have a flash first date kit good idea yeah go a lot of this you're going to he said bandages you said first date kit first guys thinking about course he's thinking about all all that sex he's going to have what are you going to have ████ six cans of Red Bull that'll last you an hour yeah a day barely a day you know what's a modern invention that's ████ sick that for sure we would need one is is uh one of those solar power battery cells yeah that way we can still charge devices or flashlights cuz we're going to run out of battery or flashlights or Dark
7:40 Knights or Dark Knights plug that thing into that thing I'm a big fan of multi tools you know what I mean like the little handyman pocket knives that have just a bunch of stuff like pliers and ████ drills yeah the Leatherman ones I always have one in my car I always have rope uh I always have some sort of like lighter or something like that what your thoughts on generators I think they're sick but you just need gas but also aren't you letting everybody know you got a ████ generator but he basically just talked about the solar panel ████ electric no I know but can't power as well as a generator exactly well yeah but can't power a whole house but also if you have ammo you have a little bit more protection right what are we going to do to keep from boredom though you got to put who's who's going to put something fun in there we got Yu-Gi-Oh in the bag connect for that's right bring cards that nobody knows to by myself you can't go wrong with cards they're small oh just oh playing cards yeah like mini cards I actually I have
8:30 mini cards I always keep mini cards little like this 1,00% see you are prepared for a ████ War anyone want to play Uno okay that's cool see that's fun see you got to bring the fun it's crazy I'm with it it fits your hands very well though it's like a regular deck in your hand yeah I'm just very small just miniature everything it looks like acid tabs in Steve's hand but there's also a point of like diminishing returns cuz like you know like when I think about what does postapocalyptic ERA really look like I think Middle East right s███'s ████ ████ buildings are exploded and then when ████ is really ████ terrorists still drive Toyotas true so I'm like everyone loves a ████ Toyota so we'll never run out of Toyota parts so we just
9:21 have to get a Toyota too put a Toyota in the go bag got it no no but like cuz if you think about a post a vehicle like we like what what do we need well Toyota's going keep making ████ transmissions and all that true yeah true so we got to like I I think what do they have and we just got to beat that's like the lowest common denominator that's a good business model to yeah yeah yeah what would the Taliban do yeah yeah what do they yeah what do they got they still got some sick Toyotas over there yeah they do with some cool like you know Offroad Wheels you know we'll probably need Nick's black belt I don't think it'll work in uh I think it'll be useless a little bit maybe you don't think you'll be yeah hey you want to take our food get over here coming to your ████ dude like they don't have guns yeah yeah that's that's when they go hey that black bel's got ammo behind him and they get scared away that's when a guy has a gun and and then and then Bart is explaining why Nick's actually
10:12 really tough he's like oh you better watch out this guy's going to kick your ass he actually he a I'm serious he's a blackb like he's really worked for it and ████ it's like and I'm on the side like no it's not true man don't say that that's not who I am yeah even even at that point yeah yeah what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click
11:02 the description below for full details probably take a camping mess kit what's that uh it's basically like one of those really compacting like um eating uh things like pots and pans and dishes and plates and forks but it all like looks like this but then it's like Russian doll style where you can like feed like a family but then it's like stainless steel so you can actually cook with the pot or the Pan and use it as a plate and stuff like that too but it's very light what's the goal what are what this is kind of like The Walking Dead for me I'm like I'm watching this but like what are what are they going to do right they're just living day by day killing killing like 10 we should be on the offensive right what are we doing take over a spot yeah chances are if if we're talking about today's type of war and it was hypothetically on us soil would we basically just be trying to avoid getting ████ bombed I think so I think my wife would be just like
11:52 basically killing herself out there just be like I don't want to live in this world like that kind of ████ I think we got to be like those mobile game ads where we just start going like this and then giant cabin appears and then we keep going like that and then it's a Fortress Yeah would you guys leave the country let's say let's say uh let's say not 100% of the countries are involved and it's like 50% of the countries are at this war and there are some neutral countries would you guys like I'm going to another country I think that might be a good idea yeah if I wasn't interested in fighting yeah I'm not going to stay depends how patriotic I feel at like Switzerland would you which which neutral country would you go to go south I probably go to ████ El Salvador Jo Biden still president go to Costa Rica if Biden's still president I'm fighting for this country come on brother I'm definitely leaving the city
12:42 yeah somewhere where there's nothing I'd find a field if I was a terrorist I'd be like ████ La yeah we're dunzo right like if we survive the initial like whatever not we you I'm nevad see I'm very well researched and I know every movie always has to attack New York San Francisco and La first so it's like I'm out of here maybe Bakersfield is safe scary worse than the war dude Bar's chilling dude Bar's going to be so much food there I'll Just Surrender if we end up in Bakers I'm good ████ take me dude dude Reno's already been surviving Reno's survivalist since like 20 years ago yeah oh Reno might be a good one H Reno's already tapped into the supplies when we were in like when we were in World War II how
13:33 were we affected was it just like food and resources were rationed like do you do you know well we um I'll tell you what I wasn't in a camp so were you it was it was different for a lot of people cuz unfort Unfortunately they they they interned like the the Japanese Americans and like it was like 2 million people like in camps it was crazy it scary yeah so that was fun at the at the Sanita racetrack did you know that oh yeah right too El Japanese little spots all over um so I'd probably be in a camp maybe no I wouldn't and then later they're like hey RB here's like a little voucher I'm a hard worker and then you think of like what other War tactics would people use today if they weren't just straight sending nukes to everybody right cuz we're not going to I I would still
14:24 assume nobody wants to go into a nuclear Holocaust you know what I mean so just be like almost like regular Warfare in a weird sense right very very Call of Duty ████ I think informational and economical war is what they're trying to do well let's add a little bit of drama and there's guns and ████ going on yeah make it cool bar yeah come on make it so real dude I don't know that may be ████ Chinese kung fu in Chinatown hey Kung Fu that's Kung Fu man you guys would be ████ our Kung Fu would Kung Fu your ass what are you talking about back to those camp that you're talking I do the Indiana Jones ████ where I'm bored of this and I shoot you yeah quite effective unfortunately I think if it is like guns on guns it depends on who our president is and if
15:15 if he's kind of like a sick dude B did and if we he's not a good one but if we have a better one G have a new one yeah incredible I think we would probably he would just surrender and but you guys take over and then give me lots of money but cuz we have the sickest Special Operations in the whole world so if we can if if it's like ninja versus Ninja and some and whoever our leader is is down to unleash those ████ we will win like ASAP that's kind of hard that's pretty we get we send like ████ six like Apache helicopters over to whatever ████ place these ████ like Fast rope in they're like done they'll take over a whole city in ████ like 3 hours but it's just we don't have a president that's that like ████ yeah America we need someone like that do do other countries that make me feel safe yeah when they talk about
16:05 their when they talk about their special forces do they also think they have the sickest one they probably say the same thing they know for sure that America there's ones that are like like this country is really good at high altitude jumps this one's really good at like water ████ this good like we have like ████ 20 or 30 special ops that are all specialized in all different things and we cross train with all the other militaries all the time that's crazy to think that other countries in their War rooms are like yo guys America's pretty pissed no for real dude dude remember blackw yeah is it Blackhawk Down in Mogadishu like 12 dudes like like basically survived against 2,000 people for like hours it's crazy I have a question I don't want to be dumb but like I did a show one time in Abu Dhabi
16:55 and we stayed on the American Military Base I think we talked about this before but so the United States has different bases all over the world it's like with Alli countries we don't have any outside bases in the states though like other countries barely right other other countries can't really have there's no other bases that are known bases there's like those ████ Sleeper Cell whatever like Chinese have like ████ I don't know 99 ranches around D Tha fongs everywhere but yeah no one has bases that's where Chinese people and we have ████ ton of bases on our soil yeah but I don't know how that all plays out we also have black sites all over the whole ████ world I guarantee we have bases in every single country kind of global bullies a little bit you know what's you know what's pretty cool that I learned is that the countries that are neutral have hella crazy defenses to
17:47 remain neutral like like Switzerland too right yeah like they have built into the mountain like all the like bunkers and like all these like gun turrets and ████ to like in case like they're trying to get pulled into to a war that they can't be touched that's ████ badass so that is a good idea to just go to one of them spots yeah if you can make it in they kick our ass out they have the Swiss guard and I think those fools uh they can take their like ████ ARS home or some ████ they can stop from being invaded but they can't stop us from coming over and asking if they can shelter us too and then we just go oh ████ ████ Jesus it seems too easy it is scary cuz I I do think like if there is allout war the first thing that most people are worried about is
18:37 probably like a agricultural hit like you know like if we run out of resources then everyone's food supply water we trade with so many countries and then it would just be massive starvation on on all ends so I think they like these little proxy wars that's why if you if you start buying skos now you'd be fine I thought I thought the first thing people would be about is toxic masculinity that's a big one too though don't downplay that will you die if you don't heat up videos I don't think so you can I think you eat it cold right I don't think I think you die you have to you you can eat them cold I'm just kidding I don't know no no no don't do that I don't know I think you I think you might die what is it bot no they gives us take kids the canned the canned one that's like if you don't eat it I never had it cold don't kids
19:28 just eat Vienna sausages out of the can like that yeah yeah well I thought if it's like sealed like that then it's well those things are technically already cooked they're not raw you just have to like reat heat them I don't know about that but SpaghettiOs is different yeah I don't know if you can eat it I don't know if you can eat it not heat it up I never thought about that D it is scary though it is really scary yeah cook SpaghettiOs now that we have this conversation I'm really realizing like I have no skills for the ████ post yeah I don't think I can contribute much that's actually really good skill oh you know what I can contribute really tight I could be a Bard that's a b you guys know you guys know what the Bard does what's a Bard that it's like the person with the like it's the person with the loot that will be like singing the song about so that I can tell your stories as
20:18 you all die like all make it out yeah be the misdirection men and they were coming down the hill Bart did they teach you why there's a drummer guy back then it was so they could March and beat and stuff and they they know what's like pull the weapons like load weapons so they could die to music it's different trying to stay in Rhythm I see and why was there a guy on an electric guitar on a giant amp shredding dude the national an that's the free workout that's Frank Miller right yeah is there is there another reason for the drum guy George George Miller ████ there's another reason what is there another reason for the drum guy that you that you had in mind no I just always thought about it I'm like you're letting everybody know where the ████ you are they have Flags hey we're coming
21:08 we're on our way hundreds of drum guys we're coming to battle also should know that would suck to be the drum guy yeah suck first place I shoot my gun why shoot him first and then you have no weapon do they have a backup though is that against the rules yeah absolutely there's always a backup Dr second string back Backup backup drummer that's got to be we can use less guns but we need drums do they ever get like a black drummer and everyone's like oh ████ this is way better this is way cooler hey put your guns down man that would just make all the white soldiers be offbeat this is too fast too fast too fast I can't cat the Rhythm that ████ would be funny as hell
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