0:00 But it's also the cycle, right? So they steal your bike, you ████ them up, then their brother comes. You ████ my brother up. Now I'm going to ████ you up. >> Hannah, you know when you say the brothers keep coming and the brothers keep coming. In that situation, you keep going till one of them stops >> till you run out of brothers. >> All right, let's just discuss the ethics of this idea cuz I think it's pretty interesting. Um, this is an old story, but it kind of brings up a point I wanted to ask you about. Uh, back in 2020, this couple, a guy and a girl, they got like in big trouble because they used to plant bikes around their property to lure thieves to like try to steal the bikes. >> Oh, that's hilarious. >> And then when the um thieves would show up to steal, >> they would uh jump the thieves and beat
0:50 them with bats. >> That'sing hilarious. But like I guess it's very similar to a lot of people that are doing stuff on streaming where they try to like lure people into like committing or almost committing crimes and then just like >> beat their ass. >> Either beat their ass or embarrass them or shame them or do something. What do you think of that? Like >> entrament. >> Yeah. I mean I guess it would kind of be like entrament except you don't arrest them. You just with them. >> I mean that part it's illegal. >> Yeah. >> But >> but it's dope though. So, it's like the same guy who does the package thieves where he rigs the boxes with either, you know, glitter glitter bombs or fart spray. So then when they put the package in the car, that happens to them. I mean, that's not illegal. >> Yeah, it's not illegal. >> And it deters them from stealing.
1:41 >> Yeah, >> you would hope. I hope it does. this American like um tourist went to Europe with like wallets that were fake and it had like when you open it, it just shocks the out of them. And then um yeah, a bunch of guys, you know, he would be like showing his wallet and then like they'll pickpocket him and then like from a distance when like they have it in their pocket, he like sets something off and iting electrocutes them, >> dude. and it like burns their thigh and ████ >> I look, if you're not arresting them, I believe it's totally fine. >> You just beat them up. You don't arrest them. >> Just Just beat them up like like give them a mark where they'll forever remember what they did. >> Brand them. >> Yeah, brand them. But like what I what I would do is honestly like the guys that are stealing all the time, majority of
2:32 the time, I guarantee you they have Androids. >> Okay. >> Okay. So, what you would do bubbles? >> What you would do is install one of these an air tag >> secretly in the wallet. >> Yeah. But if they have a >> Android, >> they won't know. >> Yeah. Cuz they can't detect it. >> Oh. >> So, when that's the case, you just follow them to their headquarters. >> It's a ████ tent in under the bridge, bro. >> That's their headquarters. All right. But if they're if it's if it's under their bridge, if it's under a bridge, right, and their hair core is a bummy. >> What do you do when you get there? Yeah. >> Well, well, look, first, if it's a house, it's harder to destroy, >> right? But if it's under a bridge, it's probably made out of cardboard. >> Oh, so you think it's easier to run over? >> You ████ up some guy that's already done. >> But then that's what gets you in trouble. >> Yeah. You're going to burn down a homeless encampment
3:22 >> in LA. If you if you go to a guy that stole your ████ right? Cuz I've se I've actually physically done this where you go even without a cop, right? If you do anything to that guy's place, you get in trouble. >> So, how do they know? >> What do you mean? How did >> Well, you did. How would anybody know what they did? >> Well, yeah. If if the if no one knows, then you could >> Right. That's what I'm saying. >> But then with that factor in place, you just murder the world. >> No. No. >> No. Murder murdering is a sin. >> So, what are you going to do then? What's your plan? >> So, running them over is not a sin. >> You don't have I'm not running them over. I'm just I would handcuff them, put them in my truck >> in the bed. Not inside my truck. In the bed. They don't deserve the >> I would destroy the house and I'll take them off-roading. >> Oh, you take them off. I'll take them offroing. >> Okay. >> While they're in the while you tie him to the So, you're going to chain them
4:12 and they're just like >> No, no, no, no. He's just >> Mad Max style like just No, no, not even drag him. Just put him in the truck bed. Just bouncing around. >> Just bouncing around. >> And you don't think there's any way you could get caught doing that? >> No. People are going to look at me and be like, "Wow, he's having a great time, but his buddy's in the back." >> You're going to get a ticket for having someone in your truck bed as a passenger, first of all. >> No, you buy a camper. It's going to hide him. >> So, you got to spend like 2 G's first. >> 2 G's first. >> And most important, you spend two grand on the camper and you spend another 200 on the tent. >> But sometimes it takes like 6 to 8 weeks for it to come in though. >> You find one on Facebook Marketplace. >> Oh, you buy a used cheaper. You're also going to have to get a babysitter cuz it's going to take a while. >> No, you like to be in the truck with the AC on. >> Your kid is going to be there with you. We need >> If I don't have a babysitter, he just
5:02 doesn't know what needs to go on. He's just going to be there playing with his toy. >> Do you like the idea of like, do you think it should be criminalized people that set the actual trap though? >> No. >> No. I think as satisfying as it is, >> I'm like then just go be a police officer. You know, that's how I feel. Like I'm like, >> it's not satisfying, right? >> Yeah. Cuz cops cops aren't allowed to do that though. >> But I'm like or or go do something in a place where if it didn't happen to you, you can exercise that, right? >> Cuz if you're a police officer, right, and someone stole bike from your lawn, you can arrest them immediately. The unsatisfying part is when you're a civilian, someone steals your bike, you call the cops, they come, they can't do anything about it, and it happens three, four times. Like, I mean, we've all been there. were like you get the same crime committed to you, but since you're not
5:52 the cop, they have their own mission. >> Mhm. >> But then if you were the cop, then you can technically do that. >> Yeah. >> What if what if you feel like the they just catch and release, so you're just like, man, even though I'm a cop, >> I don't know. I feel like it's time to be Batman. >> Yeah. Cuz it's like you're you're doing it for your own community, I guess. >> Like you want to beat some ass. >> Yeah. Like if people are stealing bikes all the time in your neighborhood and you know who's doing it. >> Yeah. Maybe that's what they want to do is they want some violent payback. >> Yeah. But even if they don't, like let's say their whole objective is cuz they just like beating people up and it's a it's a great way to do it. >> I think it's funny because >> people are falling for the trap. It's like your fault that you try to steal now. You remember that one um hairdresser in Russia? >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was a guy that robbed her >> business and what she did is she just
6:43 ended up just closing the door behind her >> and kept him, >> tied him up and then like she >> graped graped graped him repeatedly over and over. Fed him Viagra and made him keep going. >> What? >> I did not think that's where that story was. >> Yeah. She did it over and over. >> Yeah. She just kept Yeah. >> And then it was like, "What the ████ That's so psychologically messed up. >> I'd be worried about Viagra cuz your heart rate would be up and up and that's a high blood cholesterol. That's high. You know what I mean? >> Great. >> Yeah. I I could probably do one but maybe like three days straight 10 like when multiple times a day. I don't know. How does that compare? Like that's definitely way different than like if you just make a bicycle seat that falls and anals the guy. >> You know >> that's great. >> Those are really those are so great. I
7:35 mean, you could get in trouble for that, though. >> How can they prove that you're the one >> guy who wants to kidnap a dude >> off-roading with him in the bed? >> The guy I'm kidnapping, he has no record of anything whatsoever. >> How do you know that? >> What do you mean? Oh, you mean like a record of life? >> He has no address. Does he even have a social? >> I don't know. It might be just some kids that want to have fun and steal a bike. >> Well, if that's the case, I you know, then I don't know. Yeah. >> Tired of your mom finding all your porn sites? Don't let that happen again with vp.net. It's the only VPN that can't spy on you. Every other VPN can technically see what you're browsing, and you just have to trust that they won't leak or sell your data. VP.NET's hardware separates your identity and traffic patterns. >> This makes it physically impossible to monitor you. To have true complete
8:27 privacy, sign up with vp.net/jk net/jk newsws like this link in the description below. >> Yeah, be privacies baby. >> Like you know people that have the opposite like obviously we all have this kind of a similar view on this but like people have the opposite opinion. What what do they see that we're not like considering? >> They think that it's not worth uh beating and killing someone over a bicycle. >> But then isn't that on the person stealing that like you the person stealing has decided that it is worth their life? Well, some people will be like, "Well, they need to buy bread for their family." So, >> it's also the cycle, right? So, they steal your bike, you ████ them up, then their brother comes, you ████ my brother up, now I'm going to ████ you up. Also, TPS the house. >> Yeah, it's true. >> It's like the cycle of violence. >> So, you need someone to like step in and be like, "We're the police. We're going
9:18 to draw the line." >> I mean, that's the purpose of law enforcement really is to stop vigilanteism because there's supposed to be a level of like justice. M >> but I do think that a lot of people are just unsatisfied with that now. >> That's that's a key thing I think too. Yeah. >> Like a lot of petty crimes aren't being prosecuted. >> Prosecuted correctly. But >> people shouldn't have to do this. Yeah. >> Hannah, you know when you say the brothers keep coming and the brothers keep coming. In that situation, you keep going till one of them stop. >> Till you run out of brothers. >> Till one till one of them quit. That's how it rolls. >> But if you only got one brother, they got eight brothers. Are they going to win? You never heard of ████ Hatfield and McCoy, dude. They just >> generational war. >> They just start. >> Yeah. >> And they don't even remember how it started after a while. >> Especially if they breed quicker than they >> was like, I'll have more kids.
10:08 >> Yeah. Just keep having kids. >> I'm a war. >> What do you think about the people that set traps like where they uh fake like they're an underage person to chat with a guy in order to get him to show up and then they ████ with the dude? And >> those are cool. Those are cool because man dude, you didn't realize how much predators there are really. You know, >> honestly, that is true. It does kind of uncover that. >> And then now that you have the citizens app wherever you go, it will literally notify you. Hey, this ████ is 2.8 miles away from your location. >> He's a registered sex offender. >> Citizen app tells you where the registered sex offenders are now. >> Oh, wow. That's great, >> dude. It's cuz you know when you're coming out of jail, you have to register yourself. >> But it sucks cuz you can't really do nothing about it. >> No, you can't. >> But it's embarrassing. that the first thing that they say is, "I didn't know how old they were." >> Yeah. And then they'll pull out a text and goes, "I'm 12." That's okay.
10:59 >> Exactly. >> 12. But he's still fine though. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. God. >> Yeah. Whenever um what was it the the the guy the catch a predator guy? What's his name? >> The show. Chris something. >> Chris Hansen. Chris Hansen. >> Did he get called your name? No, he didn't. >> Wild. >> But it was so funny how like you start to see a pattern of like how different ethnic groups react. So like if it was a black dude, he's always running. Like he looks, he goes, "F███." And he just runs, right? And then the cop tackles him, gets him, right? If it's a white guy, he immediately breaks down and goes, "I need therapy. I need help. I'm just there. I need a smoothie right now." There was one like one with a doctor and they're like, "Oh, okay. Okay, that's cool. And he goes,
11:49 "Okay." And then he walks out thinking he got him and then the cop still gets him. He goes, "Wait, what?" >> Yeah. >> You said it was fine. >> Yeah, that's true. That's true. >> See the one with the Asian dude when they >> the one that fainted. >> The fainted and he got in the car and ended up crashing into everything. >> I was like, man, what a stereotype right there, dude. >> He crashes. >> He He looks backward but goes forward. You know what I mean? I'm just like, man, what the ████ >> That is true, though. Maybe it's reflective of like how they um got through life. >> You know what I mean? Like this white guy probably just had to play the victim and ████ all the time. And then >> black guy just ████ run. >> Get out. Yeah. Even if he's innocent, like he just better run. >> And then the Mexican dude always acts like he doesn't know what's happening. >> Yeah. Go. No English. >> He's like, "No English. No English."
12:39 >> Yeah. He's like, "What? >> No. What? What are you talking about?" >> It says right here, "You wanted to clap them cheeks." No. No. No English. No. That's some good English though in your text message. >> That's a great way. They should have racially filed those episodes. >> Best of >> Asian complication. Yeah. >> I think the Asian one, this dude fainted and he hit his head on the desk. >> He he just fainted and he went boom >> cuz his life literally will crumble out. >> He was like never going to get to Harvard. Boom. Yeah. >> Didn't they stop doing to catch a predator for the reason of like dudes started off themselves afterwards? >> Oh, I don't know. Is that a good thing? >> But yeah, that's the thing. Like why I'm not saying suicidal is good thing, but really if you're going to get if you're going to delete yourself out of the world and you want to do it by yourself, sure.
13:29 >> You know what I mean? Like a kid ████ Get out of here. >> Yeah. I I think that's justice in a way. Yeah. >> Dude, now that having a kid and you took advantage of my child, I'm going to go ████ black out. Demon time. You could forgive someone for that. >> No, no. I said I would black out and this ████ >> but in the Bible you have to. In the B ain't no forgive. I didn't see that. I didn't study that verse. >> He's still on Genesis. He's still on Genesis, dude.
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