0:00 [Music] okay we're gonna um first of all sorry do you any of you guys use the term ick when you're talking about things that no I say ick factor I or I go are we all too old for that I think that's more of a girl D give me the I yeah I think it depends I say there's an I factor it gives you the I so we don't have to explain it then yeah uh let's talk about different things that this this is some things that girls claim guys do that give them the egg oh let's he it okay so let's see if you actually agree as respectable women okay these are all really really specific so I love them do you just want us to like agree that that's happened or agree that yes it gives us the egg gross yeah okay okay ready when he taste test ice cream with those baby tester spoons and can't
0:51 figure out where to put it after so then he just carries it around with him as he's trying to like that give me the hell yeah that's so ████ funny damn I ████ wanted to thr on the ground so ████ funny all right all right guys we're down one nothing's more Awkward than that like does put it in the thing or hold on to it it's like this big I think you're going to like all these that so funny who wrote this ████ like that's it's collected from different girls actually saying God that is so funny how about this uh when when he puts on water shoes to wear around a water park I can't do that it's y That's W can you wear I would prefer flipflops but also bare
1:41 feet you're going to lose it in the slide sock like things you go like snorking you're going to the the the ground's hot okay all right cool mercy good good but also but also water shoes yeah right hey they make them in men's sizes for a reason y but are you at the beach or at a water park though bro it's weird uh okay how about this one she this girl said chasing a pingpong ball is never okay what are you supposed to do just let it go okay let's you're in like some beard champ College stuff or like the rules are if it goes on the floor you can do it again which that is the thing then like yeah Chase your Chase your pod you get like a beta man catching it multiple times damn so what do we what do we do you just wait for it to stop rolling and then you walk to it exactly let the girl get it wait stops rolling you see it
2:31 yeah yeah yeah don't chase it don't chase it you just go to where you predict its destination okay okay okay walk to it let it come to you pick it up that's more cool yeah way more cool that's way more cool I think that girl got the I because the way the guy was walking he's like his ass crack is probably show he's the same dude who doesn't know where to all right this girl says this girl says walking back after your turn in bowling bowling in general is pretty embarrassing walk yeah or sometimes they roll it dice you you tell me you've ever done some stupid ass thing when you've made a cool thing it's okay for women to do that but if there's like I I don't know it's something about the way they walk back I try to find something else to look at no I'll I'm going to give them props they look back like all of a sudden I really like these nachos reason there's a guy chasing a a
3:22 p hey look at that ████ buing in general is like an embarrassing thing though yeah okay how about this when a guy this person said when he jumbles his words and then says blah I can't talk today no I do that all the time I do wow that's me all the time what are you talking about like that words I do that thank you I go words are hard that's nice of you guys do you like that whatever cool all right how about when they push a pool door what does that mean you know when the door says pull and they push and they pool no because I'm like a door to the cuz I'm silly sometimes and I do that I can't I can't be mad when a guy gets the push pool wrong we've all done that okay that's that's that's like genderless right okay
4:12 cool up at the door you'll see where when he walks angry in flipflops that's funny that's funny flipflops and jeans are never okay I I hate that too on other guys yeah unless we're in Hawaii or something why don't wear jeans and flipflops with your man toes damn I've done that thisai though this one's uh she says when he asks a retail worker for help and they don't hear him oh that's stupid this girl sounds match this girl sounds she like she wrote this after a fight this is a cat girl for sure it's Prett funny funny it's a cat girl do you have this in my excuse me and just give up or yell does yeah it doesn't look assertive enough look lame maybe it just
5:03 doesn't look confident like you got no balls but it's also like I care might be ask for directions fine I don't understand what this one is but this girl this other girl says when he's shopping with his mom for new shoes and she makes him walk down the aisle to see how they fit in front of the in front of the mirror yeah what the ████ how old this supposed be a teenager I don't know this has to be well I think if they're all saying ick they must be young or that's why it's the ick you know is this some of that g stuff that we don't get do that as like a four-year-old man though how about this one saying someone's in here while he's in the bathroom stall and someone tries to open the door oh my God just why why are you in that situation okay whoever me this is this girl is just angry because no because no no you know what I mean like Collective sad girl she's right because like guys
5:55 think that's kind of funny too when some like when a guy goes uh someone's in here it seems so wimpy it's so stupid I know but it's like the wimpiest thing you could say in the true cuz like most most of the time when you're that guy you don't know who's in there what do you say you get hey what up you just say like you just make a sound and also they fig you go yo they also figured out that it's locked anyways and they move on to the next stll exactly yeah you don't have to say ████ Yeah but saying someone's in here is really funny sh I just go like d it's locked for a reason bro yeah yeah that that's the way watch Tik Tok and then what do you do if what do you do if he puts his face right in the crack and just stares at you your ass ████ what my dick crazy you got to get crazy you got to be crazy okay this one's this one's really good like like this when he's on
6:46 the outside of a dance circle jumping and trying to get in so gry jumping though well I've never seen somebody be jumping like they're trying to get in coming out of like a teen high school movie right some like really when awkwardness is still like normal yeah what a guy wants or What a Girl Wants but like the funny comedy version of it yeah that doesn't seem kind of feel sad yeah that's so funny mhm you want to give him a hug how about this it's she said imagine him waiting for his phone to charge after it dies and he's just sitting there with nothing to do that's just mean I give somebody the it just mean I guess can't live I guess yeah I guess you can't just sit with
7:36 your thoughts maybe that's generational too maybe like younger people really don't know what to do I want to meet this person no these are all different people so dependent on your phone that you can't do anything else one she just upset just one upset she like why can't I find anybody oh I mean okay that has a point cuz when you're at the airport and you see that you're just like ████ loser you what I mean you think they're losers no I don't think they're loser you're just looking at I'm like look at you by yourself couldn't even be prepared what hey yeah okay I can see that now don't be by yourself at the airport what what if you're flying by yourself I don't understand how loser I don't even understand how it's this guy's fault but she says when the roller coaster worker tightens his seat belt oh yeah no it's the way the guy acts he's like scooch up a little bit oh I tuck my giant wiener it's like chill dude you're
8:28 fine I didn't think of that if it's not what if it's snailing off to the side yeah why is it even out why is it even out exactly I don't know okay running with a backpack on yeah yeah or like the wheel or Wheeling a backpack I've heard girls say like girls my age say that they don't like seeing guys with backpacks unless they're coming out of the gym and even then I literally have a back think about running though big backpack it's running and then tightening the strap yeah ites think taking right look at that put it on with both straps and it's in every '90s movie they put it in the back and they're running and they're holding it and it's just like swinging as they're running it's the angle too of the Run cuz you have to like and you
9:20 just can't be too low or too high itpo D for re something thank you that's is one she says when his shoelaces are done up really tight and the bow is massive yeah I think that's for guys too like we we don't like that that's so funny but I I would agree with that like really starchy like starchy looking bows yeah oh ████ yeah it's me what's it supposed to look like I think that's tuck a nice ratio of oh the nice ratio yeah do you tuck them in right sometimes you have to tighten it yeah if it's A6 then yeah tie that ████ up how about this one says when he him petting his dog with his Barefoot yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck did I at home my hands are full no I just
10:10 like what is that my dog wants love and my kid's busy okay so my hands are full yeah but my dog wants love your foot hand also you just don't want him near you so you just pet him from Far yeah that I think that's cute I pet yeah you don't have a pet with your foot you you pet our dog with your foot dude yeah your your dog doesn't know the difference exact doesn't matter if I can't get to her you never like just the dog will be okay yeah but she needs the love right then and there the cat will be like is that your feet Paul yeah the cat will look at you like ████ what you just put I don't know I don't see man on a on a dog this person said this person said thinking about him saying woo on a roller coaster makes me sick
11:00 yeah what what's he supposed to say what the noises I don't agree but I love that person what's what's the alternative sound you can make ah no for guys silence silence silence is weird not having a smile we is we worse than how about no cuz that makes me think of the roller coaster game I like the we what of like a little Luigi Roller Coaster Tycoon Roller Coaster Tycoon yeah I think like a woo said in a funny way is still pretty good on a roller coaster yeah that's true yeah and if you're being yeah being sarcastic I think it's fine but I just love that person when you go like when you go over the like little bums are likeo face this has ever been you uh this this girl said when it's windy and he's
11:50 trying to navigate napkins Chase it's the P it's a ping pong thing they're funny like he's chasing around napkins got BL away gu I mean no I just lit her that's cool you just let it go yeah I usually think I'm like oh that that person's a good person you're just trying to catch the napkin it's pretty cool too I think so care about the environment I do think it looks funny if he's chasing it yeah just for one napkin running into like traffic yeah well how are you chasing it that's the question are you like yeah with your ass out put your ass out intrigues me I like that what about you might this will be one you like she said breaking his mechanical pencil and having to pick up all the lead like push like these are children yeah these are kids these are ████ kids right kids don't use mechanical pencils do they are pencils still a thing I don't remember
12:41 last time we saw a pencil is that weird right there that's a mechanical pencil what is that one the one that I put for the the Shocker pen wow right the Shocker pet how about when he argues with strangers on the internet I think uh that's stupid for anyone I think it's pathetic but it's kind of fun it depends I think it depends I think it's is he winning the argument cuz it can be funny too yes yeah that is true it's funny when guys argue with kids when they're playing like Halo that's funny or Cod that's funny I ████ love that though that's funny so kids crazy I don't give ████ all right and and the last one is when he wears uh body spray Axe ax yeah don't wear axe that brings me back to at least wearing something I don't mind that the what Le is wearing something I
13:32 guess I'm I'm wearing ax byber right now what what uh what scent do you have I don't know it's a it's a it's a bronze bottle though it's a black and bronze bottle I don't know what's is for black guys yeah Black's body anything me Black's body spray G yeah oh
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