0:00 [Music] so uh speaking of murder nice murder a man has quote gotten away with it for nearly 40 years wow live the whole life that is that is a whole life a farmer has been accused of killing his wife and concealing her body for nearly 40 years after she vanished from her home in worchestershire in 1982 is that is that right worcestershire you said you said it's smooth i think that's right right you said the smooth man yeah yeah yeah that's right that's where they make the sauce i think so just serve say it again we're just sure nice to shire we we heard it yeah from who someone told us you came in so strong from who we know how to say it
0:50 i just said it all right anyways this guy's name is david venables i'm just gonna say david from now on he's 89 years old now let him go let him go set him free no 89 let him let him go because his life sentence would be like six months i scored man that's a good that is a high school that's that's a little bit anyways uh he appeared at worchester crown court yesterday uh where he is on trial for the murder of his wife brenda good prior to his wife's disappearance the court heard from prosecutor michael burrows that uh david had allegedly been having an affair with a woman named lorraine but did he get married after lorraine reportedly cared for david's mother with the court hearing the affair first begun uh around 1967. by lorraine's doubts david's feelings for her uh and david's feelings for that it led to an affair cooling off but it allegedly picked back up again the months before his wife vanished couldn't
1:41 resist lorraine uh divorced her husband in 1970 so it was a double affair so he killed his wife for no reason what do you mean no it's a double affair yeah it's double because she's her man lorraine divorced her man thank you guys yeah yeah so his wife is brenda they could have divorced and that's an option but he decided to kill yeah so lorraine divorced her husband in 1970 the same year that uh brenda um discovered that david was having an affair and then david allegedly told lorraine he would divorce his wife however um it wasn't mentioned when it was brought up sex was he lying i don't know she just ran away good thing though we could get we could get together now probably yeah in 1982 david reported his wife missing to worchester police station news newspaper clippings detailed david's
2:31 statement that he didn't have the faintest idea where his wife was i don't know where she went and she was suffering from depression the comment led to some people presuming that she had committed suicide and then the event a police investigation came up empty-handed empty-handed so 40 years goes by did he did he end up marrying no laureate did it even work out they i think they just kind of kept going with their relationship and stuff like that but are they still ████ though that's my question i don't know he's 89. he might be like eddie i mean like nah because i've seen some porno or some but i mean that's besides the point no wait finish no no i'll finish that it's the sentence bro we can't graze over that yeah what kind of porno yeah what's going on there's geriatric porn okay no we are aware of that but that's not how you presented it you said i've watched there is a whole genre of porn where grandpas have sex with like hot
3:22 girls and stuff and what do we what do you feel about that i just it popped up on my feet i didn't look for it so don't blame me do you feel like they still bring the heat as geriatrics to me my curiosity is number one how are they so hard and two how do they perform with so much stamina yeah they're really hard so they're bringing it they're bringing the heat but then the ones that look too grandpa i don't like but the buff grandpa ones i'm just like there's the search gotcha grandma but the but the ones that are more vigorous looking you search buff grandpa sons are mad guys yeah yeah they're more like santa claus looking dudes dude soa so how would you guys get away with murder for 40 years i wouldn't yeah let's hear this guys let's everyone hear what he's i bet it's easier if you live on a farm like that
4:12 it seems like it's a that's what i'm saying i think if you want to get uh get away with murder it starts with how dumb the police are over there yeah i think if you live on a farm you're probably in an area where the police force is kind of lacks not like lapd nypd chicago those are not good places you guys are discriminating farm cops but you go to you go to a city you go to a city where you can run circles around them you know that's easy man like oklahoma yeah what's a day like in the life of a farm cop did you do it hey uh i've seen 40 years it's the farm compositions like this like all right i'm going to go on duty and they just go like this or what someone's tipping over cows again one of the farm cop is like becoming a hey helen i'm coming over for dinner right okay um
5:04 so i got to put on my police thing excuse me ma'am do you know what happened to your husband okay are you going to make the peach cobbler like the whole ████ christmas it's like stranger things and ████ they're all friends she said no you're under arrow it's probably harder too because there's less neighbors you know like s████ further apart so you're not going to get a lot of ring camps the feed is like two people it's just a cornfield some coyotes out there just where she's here everything's ████ far apart and that's the accents they have in worcester society and you can you can hide a body pretty easily if you had a whole ████ farm where where i watch ozarks yeah would you hide it uh i inside some pigs and they'd eat the eat the thank you joe you
5:56 ████ you starve the pigs you take the teeth out and then you ████ throw it in there of the pigs no of the person that you're gonna kill or like uh carol baskin yeah baskin style yeah carol baskin style with the tigers i wanted that for the movie snapchat i got to buy a tiger first so we gotta get a farm you're gonna have to rent a tiger really [Laughter] you gotta rent it until you starve it though yeah so in july 2019 brenda's remains were found by workers in a quote secluded area and uh in a rough septic tank not far from her and her husband's house on the remote grounds of quaking house farm the discovery was made after david's nephew took over the land and brenda's skull was recovered and she was formally identified using dna testing so david then 49 in the 80s is now
6:48 accused of having murdered his wife because he quote wanted her out of the way so he could resume his long-standing affair with another woman lorraine ████ a prosecutor said the prosecutions uh uh say that it's belong beyond belief to suppose that brenda took her own life by climbing into the septic tank and that she somehow shifted the heavy lid and put it back in place above her so that there was no sign of any disturbance why would anyone have a really stupid choice that's how you want to go that's disturbing suicide by septic tank i know oh god burrows argued that david knew about the septic tank so he had her body in there the whole time and that it provided him with the perfect hiding place it meant that he didn't have to travel and risk being seen making a suspicious journey around the time of her disappearance or risk being seen disposing of her body somewhere else and of course even if someone did think
7:38 to look inside the tank her body would be hidden from view because of kaka do you think it's like a thing where um you know when you murder somebody like in the heat of the moment or some ████ and then now that they're dead you're like you don't want to deal with it again you don't want to see the body again because you could have went back at so many points and just pulverized the bones yeah and so there's no skull to be found but it's like maybe he didn't want to like see it again and like because he was in such a frame of mind when he did it that he's like now it's not he doesn't want to be real again if i were to commit a murder i would have to start with the solution first i would have to like god damn watch out for me guys watch out for me oh what do i do now with another oh what do i do that's the worst case scenario because now your ████ dragon is bloody you gotta start with okay my i'm in the event i'm already gonna
8:29 end up in another in another's country's another country another country okay now part starts traveling and i reverse engineer all the planners this is the thing we know about bart he's a planner but then there's that's a different thing like premeditated yeah versus like a crime of passion are you trying to get away or not dude yeah so if any of us if bart invites any one of us into his house or the virgin islands we walk into his house and the whole house is covered in plastic we're like oh we're going to die i hope that's what you think that's what's going to happen instead of they're moving bart's like hey you guys want to go to work sister shire then while you're sure let's go i would honestly probably set up you know like you follow those guys that make a oven just so they could base something right then in there like a pizza guy yeah get a little brick little brick oven little thing right you just stuff the body in there is it gonna be hot enough to burn them i don't think so all i think is i'm just gonna barbecue it and you all got the lighter fluid
9:20 and then you light them up you're like it smells like corpse in here too it smells like a dead human there's a lot of places in a farm it's oregano it's a regular and then outside a god ████ n says ching chong ling long so it just covers up the whole throw off the center this when you cremate a human body does it just need to be at a particular temperature in order to get past everything yeah because you can't just light it on fire google that ████ go to the public library so it's attracted to your ip address regular fire will always leave bones intact yeah yeah it has to be like that blue fire and you got to preheat the oven you know what i mean you can't you can't just throw it in there while it's still that like a sub par temperature you can't use a pizza oven i should just bake this you get this all right this one's trying to build the
10:10 oven that was trying to preheat it to 350. you get you get ████ your socks yeah yeah and you stuff it in ████ you gotta stuff the whole thing from the this way and this way wait wait inside the body inside the body and you squirt all a lot of fluid in there too so you gotta do a dynamite a human dynamite the inside and the outside at the same time that's how they do kahlua pig that's how they do that you cook inside out they get hot rocks and they put inside the pig wouldn't you still have bones after that then but that's you're compressed and then now you could do you you gotta go that's just step one dude like all these steps yeah oh maybe if it looks like concrete
11:00 just mixing into the concrete mix and then ████ making it putting a body in concrete genius people get caught a lot doing that damn i was just joking you get caught doing a lot of ████ that requires you to buy something you don't already have because yeah all they do is look at recent purchases that's why you got to set it all up that's what i'm saying we have a lot of concrete at home for some odd reason random spontaneous you do bart's been regularly buying concrete for like last three months in order to stop asking questions cause he can give away his whole thing and then people have no point to subscribe to times 100 how to get away with murder [Music]
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