0:00 She looks just like her, the hair and everything, dude. What are you talking about? >> taking our childhood crush and going to a fish or not. >> No, my childhood crush was the fish gang. >> [laughter] >> So it's fish from Shark Oh. All right, so a woman is demanding compensation from her boyfriend for stealing her childbearing years. We're going to watch this. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I've never seen this before in my life. A 34-year-old woman is demanding her ex-boyfriend pay compensation claiming he stole her childbearing years. After nearly a decade together, she says her 38-year-old ex ended things just as she was ready to start a family. She said she put her career and her goals on hold believing they'd have kids and now wants him to cover fertility treatments like egg freezing or IVF. And the story from
0:50 the New York Post has gone viral sparking a debate. Some call it justified, others say it's absurd to blame an ex. Legal experts say her case wouldn't hold up in court, but it is raising some questions about love, timing, and who really pays the price when relationships end. So what do you think? Does she have a point? Let us Let us know in the comments. Also, would Would. Yeah. She's fine. Would, your honor, thank you. You think she's still within the childbearing years? 100%. >> I hope so. Yeah. I feel like she's older, like mid-30s. I hope she is, brother, cuz that's where I'm at, brother. I'm a I'm a 40-year-old man, you know what Isn't that what Steph Curry's wife is like pretty much coming out saying like, "Oh, I didn't I didn't No, she's saying the opposite. >> She's saying she regrets everything. >> Yeah, she's saying she >> "You held me back, b████." >> They already have hella kids and then she's talking about how she never even wanted to get married.
1:40 That's crazy. But you can't return kids. No. And then your your kids have ears. They can hear what the ████ mom is saying. >> Yeah, like You were a ████ waste of my time. >> And saying it like publicly on a podcast, like all your kids' friends are seeing that and all the memes being made about it. >> Mom never wanted you. Yeah, that's sad as ████ But in this case, that's kind of an interesting point. I feel like legally you're never going to win, but like it's kind of I think it's hilarious. >> like a decade that they were dating? You would think that conversation would have come up like a little earlier, like the >> Yeah, I agree. >> whether or not we have kids thing. But I also feel like you make your own decisions. So like let's say you give up your virginity to a a ████ or something, right? You're like you made that decision to give your virginity to a ████ You can't BE LIKE, "HEY, MAN, I SHOULD HAVE SAVED myself for this person." Like well, you ████ the other person.
2:30 >> You ████ all either the kinjas, that's on you. >> [laughter] >> You didn't think he was going to ████ around? >> Yeah, we all knew that. He probably dipped his dick in every country. Almost, except Antarctica. >> Yeah, he can't do it in Antarctica cuz it's all scientists. He can't ████ a penguin there. Is this your role here? Punching bag? Yeah. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. It's cuz he's the number one sex haver. He has sex a lot. We have to bring him down to earth somehow. >> We we already found the truth that I'm not. That's true. Okay. I'm not going to say who it is, but he's not here. Not the number one sex haver with prostitutes, baby. Yeah. That's someone else. Oh, man, that's a far worse ████ [laughter] That's the worst title I've ever heard. Yeah, you look like you're of childbearing age. Childbearing? [laughter] I can bear a child. Yeah. How do you feel about this? You You two You two are there. Have you had this conversation? No pressure. Like if we
3:21 ████ around, we're ████ around with our childbearing years. You guys talk about that ████ like that? Yeah. I think we're both on the same page. We don't want children anytime soon. Okay, but how fertile are you? That's the ████ craziest I don't think I'm fertile due to trial and error. Yeah, I but I I You look pretty fertile. >> Well, what if they had they were shooting blanks? >> Wait, wait, wait. Define trial and error. I'm nutting in her a lot. >> Like cream pies. Oh my god. >> Yeah, so what if what if what if he's >> Are you nutting in her a lot on her ovulation window though? You got to track that ████ including body temperature and stuff. All the time. We don't track it. Can I Can I Can I ask how much is a lot? Like once a day at least. >> Are you doing gravity? Like after you nut her, you picking up by the legs and shaking? >> We don't want kids. All right, so that's So then why do you do the thing >> Yeah, do you not take any precautions
4:11 against it? We're pretty sure she's infertile. Then are you are you then then then are you No, bro, it takes A LOT OF GAME TO GET PREGNANT. >> it's you? It might be me, who knows. Then are you nut and are you nutting in her just to claim your territory? I just like nutting. >> [laughter] >> That's like a good answer. I like nutting too. Nutting is good. She had a dope ass answer. That's a That's a good answer. I don't know nobody that does it like nutting. That's what I'm saying. Um But I'm curious from the girl POV, do you think that's a valid take? What? Cream pies or All right. Yeah, you think cream pies are cool? >> [laughter] >> I think cream pies are legit. Cream pies are legit. >> Yeah, I DO WANT TO ASK THEM ABOUT THAT. I DO WANT TO KNOW the girl POV on cream pies. Actually, that's a good question. I feel like we're missing information. Like did he promise her Yeah, yeah. Is he lying? Like Or did they just not talk
5:01 about it and she's suing? Because if he was talking about it and was like, "I'm going to marry you. We're going to have like five kids. This is that." And led her on for all those years, I get it. But if they never had that conversation, then Do you think it's okay for her to sue for this? I think that's funny as ████ I don't think she's going to win cuz I mean, I don't know. I mean, maybe >> like she should try. Yeah. I feel like a jury of her peers could maybe give her a little bonus in life, maybe. You never know. What would you sue for like? >> is IVF? Like is it like a particularly expensive It can be anywhere from like 10 to 30 grand, but also it's not guaranteed to work. So a lot of people who do Yeah, IVF might have to do it for Well, plus you have to get a surrogate, too. >> That's Petri dish, right? No, IVF doesn't guarantee you need to get a surrogate. IVF is Yeah. But it is also like a difficult experience for the woman. They're like taking shots and stuff like that. It's very painful. And
5:51 then uh often time like it might be 50/50. So if it doesn't work Yeah. >> Yeah, cuz it depends on how many times cuz they fertilize all the eggs and then every single time the procedure, it could add up to like 100k, 80k, whatever. So is it Petri dish or what? No, the procedure is a guy just jerks off all over a bunch of Petri dishes. Wait, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, really. 100 grand for that? >> Costs 100 grand, yeah. Where can I sign up? And the guy and the guy is like I already been doing that for free. No, he cups he comes on a ████ cookie sheet and then the scientist finds the strongest sperm and then fertilizes the egg with the strongest >> Fastest one. He takes the fastest one. That's why they say IVF babies are like big. Wait, wait, wait. Aren't you an IVF baby? Or what are you? I'm Petri dish. Like I was assisted. Like my parents were very old when they had me. >> There's another nut name for that. It's the It's before you do IVF. Where you do
6:42 a turkey baster. A turkey baster. Yeah, the gay dad. >> [laughter] >> No, no, no. No, he's old. >> before There's one before IVF. Yeah. I was a mistake. >> [laughter] >> That's old school IVF. >> look like it. You but you have the attitude like it, brother. >> [laughter] >> Tight, tight. Love that. No, I think I think this is kind of like a frivolous lawsuit is what most people would say, right? >> It's hilarious. But in this day and age with people's sentiment and you play on people's heartstrings, I feel like stupid laws can become legit. Cuz people are like, "Oh, yeah, that's me, too. Me, too. Me, too." And then pretty soon it's like, "Oh, I guess it's a new law now." Well, what about this? In California, if you cohabitate with somebody, right? Like a partner and you guys are romantic partners for over a decade or something like that, they just You don't even have to get married. They consider you as a domestic partnership. So you can exit
7:34 with a 50/50 split on assets and things like that. >> Wait, what? Say that again. If you just live You're just live with somebody? If you're in a romantic >> It's called common law marriage. Like you could be ████ and sucking. What? [laughter] >> Yeah. California's sick, huh? >> California's wild. There's a lot of states that recognize it, but yeah, some people just never get around to getting married, but they're like, "Bro, you've been together for 15 years and you have a kid. You guys are practically married." >> And then so and they could literally Is Do you have to sue them then for half their stuff if you're getting like I guess when you get divorced and you go through that legal proceeding, then that's when the split happens. Wait, but how could you get divorced if you weren't married? Yeah, I mean I'm not divorced. I'm separated. You break up and you sue. Wait, but if you don't have a kid, how do you prove that? It's just that you were together? It's like every other crime. Her word or word
8:24 and then you guys get together. You're a lawyer, you're a lawyer, and then they have Instagram pictures of you together. They set it up perfect. They're like, "WE WERE HOMIES, DUDE." THAT'S THEIR PRE-NUP. WELL, we also have we also have video of him going, "I like nutting in her all the time." [laughter] I saw it. Dude, never winning that. How do you do that platonically though, like as a homie? >> Platonically nutting a homie? Yeah. How do you make that argument in court? We were having sex platonically. For friends [laughter] for best friends. Yeah, like you could make that argument, I feel like. >> You ████ me platonically? She wanted Yeah, a platonic cuddle. So she set the precedent. Did you actually want a platonic cuddle? Can you I did want a platonic Do you swear? Yeah, cuz I was kind of scared of him. Yes, I swear. Wait, so you were scared of him, so you want to cuddle him? No, like I was scared of him in a way where like I didn't want a relationship with him because he's crazy. Oh, so you were scared of loving him. Aw.
9:14 >> But you also like danger. I guess. >> [laughter] >> I don't really do anything. I just play video games. Bad boy. >> [laughter] >> Bro, stop being cool in front of me. I I'm I'm pretty impressed. >> [laughter] >> Not a cool way. I'm low-key a bum. I just play video games. >> Dude, ████ I play video games. They get and then and then ████ just just throw the ████ at me. >> [laughter] >> Platonically. Platonically throwing it at Sick, man. ████ sick. All right, you're the coolest guy in the room. This That used to be the coolest guy in the room, but he's not. Did you just snort? She did. I [laughter] snort when I laugh. Made it cooler. Made it cooler. And then I'm even funnier. Now I'm ████ third. >> [laughter]
10:06 >> Can you just keep playing that video with audio off so that >> Yeah, no. I I like to see her mouth move a lot. I'll tell you what. I like to see that mouth moving around. >> god. Hey, doesn't she look hoppa? Hoppa? >> She looks like yeah, super mixed or something. I can see it. >> She looks like Kristin Kreuk. That's what I was going to say. >> [laughter] >> Who is that? I know that bit. That's an inside joke with us. You don't know who Kristin Kreuk is? Remember Smallville? Remember Superman's? She's like a uh I know the hot chick of our generation. Okay. So, she's old now. Pull her pull her up. Yeah. Yeah, I'll pull it up. By the way, we had Lex Luthor's on this show. Yeah. Lex Luthor? Lex Luthor's, bro. >> From Smallville? Yeah, bud. ████ yeah, dude. But isn't Smallville like Superman as a teenager? Yeah. So, they had like young Lex Luthor? Yeah. Oh, what? That's like when we were in what, junior high or >> And it wasn't Lois Lane, it was Lana Lang. Yeah, she's fine. Look at this
10:56 absolute ████ right here, bud. She was his girlfriend before Lois. Put her on the screen. I'm getting a Smallville pic, though. Is that canon? Like that's a part of the main story line? Uh I don't think so. That he dated an Asian chick? >> No, that he dated somebody named Lana Lang before Lois Lane. I think the only canon actually was Lois Lane and the Smallville was kind of just like a other dimension uh pre Going off their own ████ You guys flirting right now? Are you guys flirting while she's sitting closer to Ian? That's ████ gangster, dude. >> [laughter] >> You guys got like a wall of separation and yet the tension is so strong. >> [laughter] >> Remember this? Remember this chick? You guys remember this book? Low-key, I I just feel like I've seen her in memes. She kind of looks like that fish from Fish Tales. How old are you? Yeah, I would. >> If she looks like a fish, I'll ████ a fish. >> Dude, look up look up uh what is fish Shark Tales? The whole
11:47 She looks just like her. The hair and everything, dude. What are you talking about? >> taking our childhood crush and going to a fish RIGHT NOW. MY CHILDHOOD CRUSH was the fish gang. >> [laughter] >> She's fish from SHARK TALE. OH. I LIKE HOW THEY ALL LOOK LIKE WILL SMITH for some reason. >> That is Will Smith. That Will Smith played I knew it. They took his face or something. >> You're talking about the hot Will Smith fish? ████ right here. Not the Will Smith fish. No, they got a Will Smith playing a fish in the same movie. It's the love interest. Come on. Dude, it looks like [laughter] her. That's her, dude. Wait, can you put them side by side? Get the ████ out of here. Put them sideways. I I got a HP Envy, dude. This is a struggle bussing. My s███'s struggling. >> You can't put two windows side by side right now? Just don't maximize both windows. >> Nah, nah, nah. My s███'s struggling bussing, homie. Bro, this is like You know how it is?
12:37 Like PC 101. Nah, dude. My s███'s struggling bussing like crazy, bud. All right, here we go. I got this ████ ████ right here, dude. Look at this ████ right here. >> [laughter] >> Come on. I got to see it. It looks hella similar. >> [laughter] >> And like the makeup though, they have like purple eye eyeshadow, dude. Come on. That's a shot. You guys are taking a shot at Kristin Kreuk, dude. I don't appreciate it. I don't appreciate it. >> fish is so hot. Look at her. I'm taking the fish over every time. By the way, All right, over is ████ great. [laughter] He prefers the fish to Mack guy. Shut the ████ up. >> [laughter] >> Allison Mack? No idea who that is, dude. >> deep cut cuz she was in NXIVM, which was a sex cult, but and Yeah. Oh, okay. She was uh she was in High School Musical? Allison Mack? No. What what show was she in the TV She was in Smallville. She was
13:28 she was Chloe. She was the chick who got arrested for like she recruited hella people from Smallville. Yeah, she was recruiting people for a sex cult. They were branding each other. >> Yeah, they were branding each other and >> What's the equivalent in this generation? Of Smallville? Who's the hottest ████ Some ████ that they would understand. >> Like Megan Fox Transformers 1. >> Megan Fox, yeah. Sydney Sweeney right now. No, no, yeah. She's she's the Megan Fox. Yeah, I agree. I would say that. >> with that. I agree with that. I feel like it's not close, dude. >> Megan Fox is Megan Fox has goddess on earth. >> You got to see this ████ moving around. You got to see her moving. [laughter] You never seen her moving. You yeah, you didn't you didn't fall in love. We you didn't want to just jack off to her in the corner. You wanted to fall in love and then make No, Megan Fox is way hotter, bro. Yeah, but wait. What is that? hotter, but this one you wanted to ████ love. Girl, you wanted to marry and ████ >> to marry Megan Fox. What the hell? That's cuz you're a ████ No, Megan Fox
14:19 is too ████ to marry, dude. >> That's the next video. Megan Fox versus Kristin Kreuk.
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