0:00 if a 74 year old told me when I was 14 if he told me that I gotta suck some dick right now to be a grand master of karate always the thing on the table yeah I believe him [Music] all right this is just another one of those weird story situations let me try and get some of the information out and I'll wait for Nick's weird questions let me see a picture he always has the weirdest question Tokyo Police on Tuesday arrested A polyamorous 74 year old man and one of his Ex-Wives for allegedly brainwashing an adolescent girl with a view to sexually assault her dude what's up with these guys man the dude's name Hirohito Shibuya and his ex-wife you made that up you know roll call no it says what is that you never heard that no one
0:52 knows that Miss Anthony yeah my name is Anthony yeah yeah my name is Mike yeah I like the prince yeah I'm on JK yeah you like to dance [Applause] my name is Anthony yeah I am a host yeah I tried really hard uh-huh to do the most [Applause] you know Shibuya is a city in Japan it is and now we're getting this the history of field Japan this guy Paulie Amherst does that mean he has a lot of sex that means he has a lot of Amber yeah what's the difference
1:42 between polyamorous and polygamy or polyamorous and just cheating because that's what this sounds like sounds like he has a wife and then he groomed a young lady no the wife helped him groom the young ladies so remember he is 74 year old and then his ex-wife actually her name chiaki has is 43 they've been arrested wow yeah there's a 30 year old different the 29 actually now that's like Mega molester that's actually 31. huh math okay anyways uh they were arrested on suspicion of attempting to commit constructive forcible sexual intercourse a crime that takes it but it was constructive you said yeah what the ████ is that versus rape it says it's it's a crime that takes advantage of a victim when they are unconscious or in no state to resist that sounds like that sounds like sleep ████ yeah
2:38 that's the craziest thing I've ever heard I'll explain what he did and then maybe you can put a put a little bit of a concept let me get my Paddington hat on by the way I watched Paddington because everybody said Paddington was a ████ no fire bro no I know the book I was too old for that no it's a book it's a kids it's not a Paddington Bear doll dude okay what the movie that's not our generation though no it was this I think um it's just very childish I'm 38. no I think the book was the book was uh but everybody says watch pantsing because you got to see Paddington too hi what was the what was this I don't ████ know I was more of like a Winnie the Pooh kind of dude childish to me I love yeah it's a kid's book yeah but there's a difference like I'll watch Toy Story three and I'll be like that's not yeah Paddington looks wack oh dude Toy Story three that's what I'm saying go to the
3:29 movie theater I think that John Wick 4 or Paddington you're gonna go watch Paddington well you can't compare it yeah I don't know if that's the exact if you gotta do apples to apples as if he really picked from John Wick 38 or Paddington he's like Fast and Furious all right so he's denied the charges while shiaki has maintained her silence she was arrested Tuesday in connection with an incident that took place on December 12th last year at his home in Western Tokyo where he lives with his current wife and eight of his Ex-Wives including chiaki as well as three children I can't get one girlfriend to do got nine yeah ask about him damn everybody figure out what he's doing the construction timers they know how to ████ in court the ladies don't they we call that Ridge the genzis in Japan can't even get one
4:19 girlfriend this guy has nine wives risked up yeah he's got more wives than a ████ cat got lives dude that's also bars right there dude okay Shibuya um so what had happened in this constructive uh construct he and shiaki are suspected of showing this girl images of aliens over the course of several hours after chiaky invited her to their home with the promise that she could consult a genuine fortune teller Shibuya then told the girl should we then tell the girl that she would be abducted by aliens unless she entered into a relationship with him the girl believed him and promised to visit him again but her family and friends persuaded her to go to the police why does her friends even have to tell her yo I think this is not real no hot take it's her fault hot takes how old was she they just said adolescent she seems like she has a developmental
5:09 disorder yeah I mean adolescent could be like 10 years old let's say she's 18. that she's a grown-ass dude let's say 18 and let's say no crime happened yeah for the sake of conversation yeah it's ████ her fault bro yo to be honest though yeah even as a dumbass 13 year old if someone told me I better suck some dick or else an alien's gonna come in a duck your fault you're ████ stupid dude I ain't sucking no dick yeah I'll let the Alien come out the only reason why you're talking to me is because you don't have any friends oh ████ you're like yo that's ████ up you know if I'm talking to an adult an adult's talking to me like like he's seen me at his level yeah it's weird where's your friends at yeah what's wrong with you bro like aren't you why aren't you
5:59 fishing dude if a 74 year old told me when I was 14 if he told me that I gotta suck some dick right ████ now to be a grand master of karate always the thing on the table I believe him yeah what's why is being abducted by aliens a bad thing that's different yeah because abducted by aliens I'll be like ah you crazy but like if he looked like a Kung Fu Master yeah and he looked like he knew what he was doing and his dick looked like a conflict I'd be like oh ████ Mr Miyagi do I really have my mentor now oh like if he'll only teach you Buddhist palm if you give him a ████ yeah it's like this because you know how Kung Fu Master is always punching their dicks all the time every Kung Fu Master out there I think that's real though like the Spartans did that I think he had to ████ your mentor to become a warrior yeah even the the Renaissance people did it because they say like like we were born
6:50 in the wrong age yeah I'd be a Warrior by now yeah suck all the ████ I'd be a mentor yeah so this is actually a terrible incident because she is an adolescent all right yeah mine was hypothetical we don't know her yeah some areas in Europe Canada even think so look up the state the age of consent in different states to be but I think it all changed 18. it used to be all of them did no no no no it's marriage the age of marriage is different for the state but uh the age of sex is is different okay in the majority of States AKA 34 of them it is 16 years of age in the remaining states of age of consent is either 17 or 18
7:40 years old that's U.S exemption even marital exemption that's the one I was talking about some states have that even California is 18 but I think there's like a three-year grace period yeah it's called statutory I swear it's called statue you go to the judge so it was 18 plus or minus three no if you're 19 no if you're 19 you can still do like 16. like oh no no that's why they call it a statutory yeah it's statutory grapes grapes yeah it's statutory grape yeah I said grapes now oh my bad I used that word earlier we'll bleep you out yeah bleep my ass yeah some some of those consents are pretty low most of the states start at the age of 16 however Arizona North Dakota Oregon and Virginia states have minimum age of victim as 15. why they gotta say victim I don't like this topic no more yeah let's let's move on let's go back to Shibuya yeah yeah that was fun
8:32 so this guy is he notoriously just a sex man like he's always like you wanted to say sex habit and then you realize how ████ up that is huh I didn't I don't know but then we don't want to misuse your title yeah I feel bad saying he had Riz because if your go-to lines nectar yeah if your go-to lines like you're about to get abducted or that's not rizz yeah it's not really how many times do you think he's used the abduction line on these girls oh if it worked once he used it forever okay let's just go too it doesn't yeah but he's got eight wives though so that means they all believe in aliens yeah he must be getting them in the UFO forms yeah or Scientology I listened to this documentary called abducted in plain sight it's a really good documentary yeah it's messed up and this guy took this he kidnapped like a family friend and she was probably like like what like
9:23 12 or 13. oh dear Lord he like recorded an alien voice saying if you don't have sex with this guy in the RV the aliens are gonna come get you or some ████ very similar and he played it for her isolated her made her listen to it and then she came out and was like I guess we have to do this and then that's how he that's how he like did the deed with this young woman aliens are a normal threat so I guess it's like it's in the vocab it's it's in with these well we're also talking about I mean based off what you said we're also talking about like a 12 or 13 year old mind and obviously we some of us know really really smart 12 and 13 year olds but obvious that's also I'm not on adults like mind you know what I mean like very ████ susceptible and sometimes 12 year olds are just like oh you're an adult like I'm gonna listen to you you probably are speaking the truth there's some 30 year olds that might work home dude unfortunately there's a lot of dumb people out here there's another documentary on Netflix where this guy
10:13 would call random McDonald's and small I was just thinking about that and he would he would be like oh um you need to research this young woman a manager at McDonald's and they would just make them do like all kinds no but didn't he get one girl to suck a like an old guy's dick like oh bro anything you can think of oh there's drugs on her so from a McDonald's wait but didn't he hack the camera system too so he can watch it no not even not even he didn't even hack it he would just call and then he would do this like like 900 times in in the United States like all over mid like small towns just for sick fun just for like just for ████ get to the point where somebody would do naked jumping jacks yeah and he would that would like he had a system I mean he got better the more he did it too who's he trying to be in the call a cop he pretended to be a cop but he knew he would go to these small towns because they would like respect the authority and they'd be
11:03 freaked out like oh I'm not gonna question it and then it would take one guy to be like yo you're not a ████ cop and then he would hang up and the deed would be done we're in a weird world it's crazy bro like yeah what officer is going to tell you to suck off your geriatric co-worker dude not even a co-worker Beyonce of a co-worker like you know what I'm undercover I gotta do this I forgot what it's called but it's like I saw the same one don't pick up the phone or something like the weird thing was I thought they got it but maybe maybe it's just they showed us in the documentary the camera footage yeah yeah make blowy make ████ how do we increase the lowest common denominator that's what we need to do like how do you avoid people having single digit IQs yeah yeah how do you
11:53 that's so sad help the stupidest people of the world that's sad we're turning into idiocracy yeah cause dumb people are ████ with dumb people and they've been making more dumb people and there's more dumb people than smart people yeah so we're gonna have a bunch more dumb people all of my smart friends they start their like baby making careers like in their 30s and they all got a ████ IVF and ████ or they only got like one kid when they should be having 10 kids no but only dumb people have 10 kids because they're so broke and they start at like 10 years old except Elon yeah that dude trying to repopulate it's just Elon the Jews and the Mormons that's going to be continuing this whole like people that are having a lot of kids that are so stupid that's it huh
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